The Lonely Island

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The Lonely Island
Canal: Comedy Music
Por: Pepe Lotas
Ranking: 8928 - Ver evolución

Descripción del podcast de The Lonely Island:

The Lonely Island (TLI) es un grupo de comedia estadounidense compuesto por Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone y Andy Samberg, mejor conocido por sus parodias musicales. El grupo es de Berk... ley, California, y actualmente están en Nueva York.

El grupo empezó creando obras de teatro de comedia en vivo en la escuela secundaria y continuó haciéndolo, ampliando su repertorio de cortometrajes cómicos, parodias musicales (tanto en las canciones y los vídeos), y un episodio piloto completo, antes de que los contratara Lorne Michaels de Saturday Night Live (SNL).

Estando en la serie, escribieron "Lazy Sunday", un vídeo parodia musical, con una mejor producción que sus trabajos anteriores.

Se convirtió en un éxito instantáneo en internet y dio lugar a la creación de cortos similares que también fueron presentados en Saturday Night Live. "Dick in a Box", "Jizz in My Pants", "Like a Boss" y el nominado al Grammy "I'm on a Boat" fueron otros de sus trabajos con un gran éxito y fueron precursores a la grabación y lanzamiento de su primer álbum, Incredibad.

Puedes comprar su música en Itunes:

http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/the-lonely-island/id299932848

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Ardy Party (Doria Remix 1)
En el Podcast  The Lonely Island  en  Humor y entretenimiento
04:02 min | hace 10 meses
http://www.thelonelyisland.com/ Lyrics: I knew this cat named Ardy, he wore sandals and socks When he came to the par ty, he would make sure it rocks He would flail his arms around and do the Ardy dance Leavin every muthafucka with funk in their pants It's Friday, you're at the jam of the year But somethin's missin there: man, Ardy ain't here People standin on the wall, not freakin at all Check it, what you need to do is give Ardy a call And then sixty seconds later there's a knock on the door It's my man Ardy with Bacardi, sayin get on the floor And I've been gettin down ever since he said that shit At the dance club, havin a conniption fit Now, who rocks the party more than Ardy, no one And who smokes base back of the alley, Ardy When we found him on the street, he was homeless and shit So we addicted him to coke so he'd be dependent Now if he wants more drugs he's gotta rock for us Go down the ho stroll and pick up cock for us 'ey yo Ardy's got the steps that'll move your body That's why we like the Ardy that rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party Ardy stinks like a muthafucka drownin in shit But the crazy part is, how much I love that kid He's so intelligent and charming, ugly and disgusting For a hit a yay he'll do just about anything Like suck my dick, hell yeah he'll suck your dick, nerd You're holdin weight, he'll do anything, word He wears glasses and has a haircut like a clown And if you got a girl over, you don't want him around Cuz he smells bad, nah dawg, cuz he'll snatch her up Straight player for real, sportin sandals and socks Picture: the most disgusting fucking man on the planet Then multiply that by eight, goddamn Ardy's great Do anything for my ace, even clean his face When the schmutz starts to dry, plus he always stays laced In the brand new Tevas, plus the wool socks You came here to party, he came to smoke rocks We like the Ardy who rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party Ardy, smoothest cat you've ever seen The chicks know what I mean: he's so fresh and so clean He'll rub up on your leg without warnin, start humpin it Oh boy, what's that smell in his pants, he's been dumpin it True game, makin all the girls pause Ardy, you look good with that dump in your drawers Yeah, he looks good when he's smokin on rocks And don't forget y'all, he's wearin sandals and socks We like the Ardy who rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party
Género: Otros géneros
Canal: Comedy Music ... ver+
Ardy Party (Ardy vs. Kid Icarus Remix)
En el Podcast  The Lonely Island  en  Humor y entretenimiento
03:51 min | hace 10 meses
http://www.thelonelyisland.com/ Fan Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ8OTrn6ew8 Lyrics: Sandals and socks I knew this cat named Ardy, he wore sandals and socks When he came to the party, he would make sure it rocks He would flail his arms around and do the Ardy dance Leavin every muthafucka with funk in their pants We like the Ardy who rocks the party 'Ey yo it's Friday, you're at the jam of the year But somethin's missin there: man, Ardy ain't here People standin on the wall, not freakin at all Check it, what you need to do is give Ardy a call And then sixty seconds later there's a knock on the door (who is it?) My man Ardy with Bacardi, sayin get on the floor And I've been gettin down ever since he said that shit At the dance club, havin a conniption fit Now, who rocks the party more than Ardy? - No one! And who smokes base back of the alley? - Ardy! When we found him on the street, he was homeless and shit So we addicted him to coke so he'd be dependent Now if he wants more drugs he's gotta rock for us Go down the ho stroll and pick up cock for us 'Ey yo, Ardy's got the steps that'll move your body That's why we like the Ardy that rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party Yo Ardy stinks like a muthafucka drownin in shit But the crazy part is, how much I love that kid He's so intelligent and charming, ugly and disgusting For a hit a yay he'll do just about anything Like suck my dick? - Hell yeah he'll suck your dick, nerd You're holdin weight, he'll do anything - Word? He wears glasses and has a haircut like a clown And if you got a girl over, you don't want him around Cause he smells bad? - Nah dawg, cause he'll snatch her up Straight player for real, sportin sandals and socks Picture: the most disgusting fucking man on the planet Then multiply that by eight, goddamn Ardy's great Do anything for my ace, even clean his face When the schmutz starts to dry, plus he always stays laced In the brand new Tevas, plus the wool socks You came here to party, he came to smoke rocks We like the Ardy who rocks the party Ardy, smoothest cat you've ever seen The chicks know what I mean - He's so fresh and so clean He'll rub up on your leg without warnin, start humpin it Oh boy, what's that smell in his pants? He's been dumpin it True game, makin all the girls pause Ardy, you look good with that dump in your drawers If Ardy ever stopped rockin you know we would kill him Roll him up in a carpet and throw him off of a buildin So I slip him PCP whenever he's not lookin So he keeps the party jumpin from the floor to the ceilin Yeah, he looks good when he's smokin on rocks And don't forget y'all, he's wearin sandals and socks We like the Ardy who rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party
Género: Otros géneros
Canal: Comedy Music ... ver+
Ka Blamo! (Didier Red Remix)
En el Podcast  The Lonely Island  en  Humor y entretenimiento
03:43 min | hace 10 meses
http://www.thelonelyisland.com/ Lyrics: Listen, listen! Here we go downtown Oh boy Oh, I gotta go all around You can 't stop Feel the pull You can't stay, won't stay away Ka-Blamo! You just won the lottery - that's ka-blamo! You kissed Shannen Doherty - that's ka-blamo! You joined a sorority - that's ka-blamo! You lied about the lottery - not ka-blamo! You met Fred Segal at a debutante's ball You gave him your number, he gave you a call He told you to meet him at the corner at eight You met him at nine, that's right, you were late You stupid idiot, you don't know what you missed Fred Segal's a star, and you called diss His pimping-ass, cooling-ass, mack-ass building With iggidy-ivy on the wall but not around the lettering You dissed Fred Segal, and everybody knows Ha ha ha ha ha! You're not ka-blamo! The doc fixed your artery - that's ka-blamo! Your mouthwash is gargly - that's ka-blamo! Your water is watery - that's ka-blamo! I majored in pottery - not ka-blamo! You're chillin with your dudes and they stab you in the face On the way to the hospital you're bleedin all over the place Your leg is amputated cuz you got gangrene And then you get cancer and you die in your teens But then this really pretty girl who you always really liked Shows up to your funeral and that's a real mixed blessing Your jello is wobbly - that's ka-blamo! You met Gilbert Gottfried - that's ka-blamo! You're Harlem Globetrottery - that's ka-blamo! You wash the disorderlies - not ka-blamo! When you're mining for coal and you forget what coal is And you're sure to be fired, because that's your job When a mole's in your ass and you wonder where the mole is You're screwed man, a mole is in your ass... job The meaning of life is revealed to you And all of the drinks are old English brew Your whim is the word of the people on earth But the whole mole-in-the-ass thing is haunting you... earth When your fluids are bodily That's ka-blamy! What happened to ka-blamo? I mean ka-blamo! Good, that's better That's ka-blamy! Wait, I'm confused... We said ka-blamo! Yeah, yeah dude Hard Yeah, yeah, yeah dude It's the newest word - say ka-blamo! All the cool kids - say ka-blamo! It's slightly rebellious - say ka-blamo! Your parents will hate it - say ka-blamo! What're you afraid of? - say ka-blamo! Stop trying to be different - say ka-blamo! Come on, just do it - say ka-blamo! Come on, just do it - say ka-blamo! Come on, just do it! - say ka-blamo! Let's tear down the walls and say ka-blamo! Tear down the walls and say ka-blamo! Tear down the walls and say ka-blamo! Tear down the walls and say ka-blamo! Tear down the walls and say ka-blamo! Yeah dude Yeah, yeah, yeah dude Yeah, yeah dude Yeah, yeah dude Burning bridges in the biz - not ka-blamo! Back-breaking labor - not ka-blamo! Andy's a narc - not ka-blamo! Best friends forever? - that's ka-blamo! Shut up! Raa! Raa!
Género: Otros géneros
Canal: Comedy Music ... ver+
Ka-Blamo! (Bootleg Remix)
En el Podcast  The Lonely Island  en  Humor y entretenimiento
03:49 min | hace 10 meses
http://www.thelonelyisland.com/ Lyrics: (This is the world premiere) Listen (he-here we go) Here we go downtown (ha ha!) Oh boy (he-here we go) Oh, I gotta go all around (sofisticado) You can't stop (remix) Feel the pull (he-here we go) You can't stay, won't stay away (it's ka-blamo!, y'all) Ka-Blamo! You just won the lottery - that's ka-blamo! You kissed Shannen Doherty - that's ka-blamo! You joined a sorority - that's ka-blamo! You lied about the lottery - not ka-blamo! (this is the world premiere) You met Fred Segal at a debutante's ball You gave him your number, he gave you a call He told you to meet him at the corner at eight You met him at nine, that's right, you were late You stupid idiot, you don't know what you missed Fred Segal's a star, and you called diss His pimping-ass, cooling-ass, mack-ass building With iggidy-ivy on the wall but not around the lettering You dissed Fred Segal, and everybody knows Ha ha ha ha ha! You're not ka-blamo! (remix) The doc fixed your artery - that's ka-blamo! Your mouthwash is gargly - that's ka-blamo! Your water is watery - that's ka-blamo! I majored in pottery - not ka-blamo! (DJ Paul) You're chillin with your dudes and they stab you in the face On the way to the hospital you're bleedin all over the place Your leg is amputated cuz you got gangrene And then you get cancer and you die in your teens But then this really pretty girl who you always really liked Shows up to your funeral and that's a real mixed blessing (what) Your jello is wobbly - that's ka-blamo! (new shit) You met Gilbert Gottfried - that's ka-blamo! You're Harlem Globetrottery - that's ka-blamo! (this is the world premiere) You wash the disorderlies - not ka-blamo! (Incredibad, y'all) When you're mining for coal and you forget what coal is And you're sure to be fired, because that's your job When a mole's in your ass and you wonder where the mole is You're screwed man, a mole is in your ass... job The meaning of life is revealed to you And all of the drinks are old English brew Your whim is the word of the people on earth But the whole mole-in-the-ass thing is haunting you... earth When your fluids are bodily That's ka-blamy! What happened to ka-blamo? I mean ka-blamo! Good, that's better That's ka-blamy! Wait, I'm confused... We said ka-blamo! (remix) (DJ Paul) Hard (this is the world premiere) It's the newest word - say ka-blamo! All the cool kids - say ka-blamo! It's slightly rebellious - say ka-blamo! Your parents will hate it - say ka-blamo! What're you afraid of? - say ka-blamo! Stop trying to be different - say ka-blamo! Come on, just do it - say ka-blamo! Come on, just do it - say ka-blamo! Come on, just do it! - say ka-blamo! Let's tear down the walls and say ka-blamo! Tear down the walls and say ka-blamo! Tear down the walls and say ka-blamo! Tear down the walls and say ka-blamo! Tear down the walls and say ka-blamo! (This is the world premiere) Burning bridges in the biz - not ka-blamo! Back-breaking labor - not ka-blamo! Andy's a narc - not ka-blamo! Best friends forever? - that's ka-blamo! Shut up! Raa! Raa! (Shit) (DJ Paul) (Peace king, peace king Listen) (New shit) (Shit) (Nas) (Peace king, peace king Listen Shit Peace king, peace king Listen)
Género: Otros géneros
Canal: Comedy Music ... ver+
Awesometown Theme Song
En el Podcast  The Lonely Island  en  Humor y entretenimiento
01:25 min | hace 10 meses
"The Dudes" grabaron un piloto para la Fox en el 2005 para un programa llamado "Awesometown", sin embargo el canal lo rechazó . Re-editaron una nueva versión del piloto, añadiendo nuevas partes, para una posible adquisición por parte de la MTV o Comedy Network, pero se lo volvieron a rechazar. Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nKEf5dMHFI Lyrics: JORMA Since the beginning of time, mankind has searched for sanctuary from poverty, sickness and war. Just recently, three young men found it. Welcome, to Awesometown. Come along with us! Come along to Awesometown! Come along with us! And wipe away your frown! Role call: Andy! Akiva! Jorma! Andy!! ... Akiva ...... Jorma Andy!!! and Jorma and Akiva! Come along with us! Come with us to Awesometown! Give us all your trust! And we won't let you down! Dance break (Left... right... left, right, left) Stop My name's Akiva The brains of the group If ya have a problem I can solve it for you My name's Andy And I play sports I also enjoy building forts My name is Jorma, muthafucka The sensitive one Break your muthafuckin face with the butt of my gun Rip off your arms and break your legs with 'em Spread your ass cheeks and stick my dick in 'em Come along with us! Come with us to Awesometown! Fun times are a must! In Awe... some... town!!!
Género: Otros géneros
Canal: Comedy Music ... ver+
Metaphor
En el Podcast  The Lonely Island  en  Humor y entretenimiento
02:10 min | hace 10 meses
by The Lonely Island http://www.thelonelyisland.com/ Lyrics: (I'm ready now, I'm ready to fuck now) I go down to the ocean I take a walk upon your shores I dig up a big ol' hairy clam And then take out the pearl Cuz it's a metaphor I'll marinate your flank steak I'll bread your jumbo shrimp I'll take your little brother to the zoo And I'll marinate your flank steak Cuz it's a metaphor for fuckin It's a metaphor for fuckin I'll be the lounge band on your cruise ship I'll fuck you with my dick I'll put my magic wand inside your... car Then I'll marinate your flank steak Cuz it's a metaphor for flank steak It's a metaphor for flank steak Flank steak is delicious Wish I was eatin it right now And every time that I see one Wanna titty fuck the flank steak Cuz it's a metaphor for fuckin flank steak Yeah it's a metaphor for fuckin flank steak Love is such a mystery
Género: Otros géneros
Canal: Comedy Music ... ver+
Saturday Night
En el Podcast  The Lonely Island  en  Humor y entretenimiento
03:32 min | hace 10 meses
by The Lonely Island http://www.thelonelyisland.com/ Lyrics: Hey what's up, man? Nothin. You'll never guess what happ ened. Check it: last Saturday, my main chicken was like, "You need to take me out for a bubble bath, oil massage, and candlelight dinner!" Oh, oh hell nah! That's what I was sayin, I had to tell her like this: Saturday night is not for romance You've got all week to get into girls' pants Got ladies in the UK and ladies in France But Saturday night I'm in my B-Boy Stance Now... Saturday night is the night after Friday I'm thinkin bout fly-ass girls out on the highway I push my 'celerator and beep my horn It's not a night for dancing, a night for porn Jerkin in the bathroom then coolin with my fellas I'm duckin these broads like rain to umbrellas Saturday night ain't time for the chicks It's time for the fellas to watch porno flicks I'm pokin through, I hope no one can tell I'll go in the bathroom, ring my own bell Ring the alarm, but I'm not The Fu-Schnickens It's Saturday night and I'm dodgin these chickens Wake up on Sunday, taste dude in my mouth Monday back home, the chick's in the house Tuesday now I'm back with my girl Never let her know about my Saturday world Ah... Saturday night is not for romance You've got all week to get into girls' pants Got ladies in the UK and ladies in France But Saturday night I'm in my B-Boy Stance Chillin with the girls can be pretty cool But kickin it with the fellas is a different world A girl can never understand what it's like to be me I stand up while they sit to go pee Well it's guys' night out and I'm feelin real horny Roll to the store for a case of forties Inhibitions go straight out the window Let's explore our bodies and smoke some endo I'd rather watch tv and drink my Jack Than spend my whole Saturday on hittin from the back Sure it's all good to get your snuggle on But I'm a dude for all dudes and my word is bond Yeah his word is bond like the powder for your testes I'm sweet on my boys like a melted bar of Nestlé I'm down for my dudes and it's more than male bonding Our fingers in the ass and men are responding Well... Saturday night is not for romance You've got all week to get into girls' pants Got ladies in the UK and ladies in France But Saturday night I'm in my B-Boy Stance Even though guys are better to bang Girls stay nice like Michael Chang Michael Chang don't win a lotta Grand Slams But his attitude is good so he's the man When we rhyme about tennis you know we'll always be drunk My man Michael Chang's got legs like a tree trunk Michael Chang, he's down with us We've never hung out but we like him a lot Even though he looks young, on the tour he's a veteran A genuine role model Asian American C to the H to the A-N-G Everyone looks tall from his POV He may not know the feeling of victory But he's got a lotta H-E-A-R-T We've never met Chang, and that's alright He can still sleep over on a Saturday night Sat-sat-sat-sat Saturday night is not for romance It's a day for us to get into dudes' pants Whether it be Kirk, Michael Chang, or Lance Saturday night I'm in my B-Boy Stance I'm in my b-boys' pants (I love these pants)
Género: Otros géneros
Canal: Comedy Music ... ver+
Zanzabar
En el Podcast  The Lonely Island  en  Humor y entretenimiento
03:44 min | hace 10 meses
by The Lonely Island http://www.thelonelyisland.com/ Lyrics: I was trotting along The desert was hot And I sang this song Yo I'm rugged My camel's got the three wheel motion Every word I say you wanna put into your quotient Zanzabar, raised by the wolves Oxford education as phrased by the wolves My khaki shirt's tucked into my tight khaki pants I drink too much and do my white wacky dance To hell with that, I'm a man without shame Listen to the howls on the wind, there's my name: Zanzabar Hell yes bitch, say it loud I see the shape of vagina in every passing cloud And in my weary state, I thirst for bread Could settle for my sketches of vagina clouds instead I hunger for water, ache for my wolf friends I have jerked off to vagina clouds at least seventy-three times now Vagina clouds Vagina They look so pretty I wonder if people suspect that I'm a wolf As opposed to a manly adventurer Man it's hot, sun all around me I'd better focus on a vagina cloud to ground me Ah, that's better Whoops, there's the wolf cock I think that I'll rape my sidekick with my name: Zanzabar Goddamn is it hot What's the deal? It seems we haven't been talking for hours The sun is so hot I've been eating sand mixed with flour Zanzabar He calls them sand pops I call them disgusting, he likes them a lot, he says: They're tastier hot, better strike that match up I say maybe you're right. Could you pass the ketchup? And that's about it, on the conversation front What could he be thinking as he sits on his hump? (Zanzabar) I bet he just hates the rice pilaf I made And seems less than impressed with the soufflé I souffléed In fact he's never impressed with anything that I cook He just points to the sky, turns to me, and says look That vagina cloud there, I think it winked at me! I say that's great Double-Z, I only saw a bunny And that one there, sort of looks like a gun A vagina gun? No, a regular one Like this one here, that I'm pointing at you Filled with poisonous darts that stick to you like glue See I'm sick of your crap, and your vagina rap So I leave you to die, as your spinal gets tapped Slowly losing your mind and start hallucinating So you can watch your clouds and keep masturbating Whoa, Zanzabar feels funny I'm floatin up to the clouds and everything looks runny Z, come back, I feel terrible! But the heat and the verbal abuse was unbearable! Worry not toady sidekick, I don't hate ya Though I wish I had time to come down there and rape ya You don't mean that I'm sure, it's the poison that's talking With my new wings I prefer flying to walking You're just flapping your arms in the sand Your delusions of grandeur are certainly grand Now if you don't mind I'll be flying to China Oh look! There's a cactus that's shaped like a vagina Wait you fool, ah I stepped in some shit Observe as I tickle the cactus's clit I just bought these shoes, holy crap I am mad Now I'll have to return them, and I lost the receipt Ah, it must be here somewhere, in the trash Ah, who took out the trash? Mom, I told you not to come in here, this is my room! Honey... It's my room, my space! Hey, I pay the bills! Don't you see the sign on the door? I got it from Chuck E Cheese! Where's your friend Zanzabar? Gone, what do you care? Well he was such a nice friend You're always barging in here, and trying to tell me what to do! Hey I'm sick of this, so freaking sick of this! Hey, since your father left we've had to make some cutbacks Hey!
Género: Otros géneros
Canal: Comedy Music ... ver+
Stork Patrol
En el Podcast  The Lonely Island  en  Humor y entretenimiento
02:45 min | hace 10 meses
by The Lonely Island http://www.thelonelyisland.com/ Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH9giCg3Nro Lyrics: St ork patrol, always patrollin Stork patrol, he's rollin Stork patrol, with my storkies Stork patrol Yo what up, fine feathered stork? Peace, you're lovely Hollow legs, long beak, feathers so cuddly Yo I wanna step to you stork, but I don't know how Your style's mad intimidating, makes me go wild Get ya open like those web toes You know I spread those scrawny bird legs past the head when I bed those Stanky sea stork steady salty in your seed sack Have at this barnacle, bird, ya know I need that Your feathers shiny, nasty plumage Let me probe your inner sanctum, I love you doin it Witchya storkin ass Beautiful Marabou Plenty of birdseed for you, incubators too What up Marabou-bou, don't I recognize you? National Geographic, cover, ninety-two Turn around your backyard, I can barely speak Oops, there go my kids all over your beak Calling all storks, we're on a stork patrol We have an APB out for three storks heading one-eighty Chicks fly the coop when you pull up to dem first She's a beautiful specimen (she's a stork! ) A beautiful specimen 'Ey yo peepin, I know you love Victoria's Egret Garter belts all in your claws on some freak ish I love you like my wingspan, everything's grand Knock it airborne, make you pray to god to bring land Never worry bout what your friends say, they're just pelicans Swallowin the minnows of this other species' gentlemen Thirty days, thirty nights on my eggs you sitted Cuz you always been committed, til the day I was acquitted Lovely, eatin baby crocodiles and insects Let me be your park ranger and your sanctuary pretect Ooh, I wanna ruffle you up, suck on your beak Freak nasty ish, make you stand on one feet Yo my eyes are red, my voice is tremblin Please don't leave me, stork This ish, I need you til the end When the cops came, you held my stash in your beak God damn, nasty freak! Alright, listen up, stork We, human men, have got you surrounded Now come outside and marry one of us
Género: Otros géneros
Canal: Comedy Music ... ver+
Ardy Party
En el Podcast  The Lonely Island  en  Humor y entretenimiento
03:18 min | hace 10 meses
by The Lonely Island http://www.thelonelyisland.com/ Lyrics: AKIVA I knew this cat named Ardy, he wore sandals and soc ks When he came to the party he would make sure it rocks He would flail his arms around and do the Ardy dance Leaving every mother fucker with bulk in their pants JORMA Aye yo it's Friday, you're at the jam of the year But something's missing there, man Ardy ain't here People standing on the wall, not freaking at all Check it, what you need to do man is give Ardy a call And then 60 seconds later there's a knock on the door My man Ardy with Bacardi sayin' "get on the floor" AKIVA And I've been getting down ever since he said that shit At the dance club having a conniption fit Now who rocks the party more than Ardy? ALL No one! AKIVA And who smokes base back of the alley? ALL Ardy! AKIVA When we found him on the street, he was homeless and shit So we addicted him to coke so he would be dependent Now if he wants more drugs he's gotta rock for us Go down the whole stroll and pick up cock for us JORMA Hey yo, Ardy's got the steps that'll move your body That's why we like the Ardy that rocks the party ALL We like the Ardy that rocks the party (We like the Ardy who rocks the party) (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks) (We like the Ardy who rocks the party) (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks) We like the Ardy that rocks the party AKIVA Yo, Ardy stinks like a mother fucker drownin' in shit But the crazy part is, how much I love that kid He's so intelligent and charming, ugly and disgusting For a hit of yay he'll do just about anything (Like suck my dick?) Hell yeah, he'll suck your dick nerd You're holding weight? He'll do anything (Word?) He wears glasses and has a haircut like a clown And if you got a girl over you don't want him around (Because he smells bad?) Naw dog, cuz he'll snatch her up Straight player for real sports sandals and socks JORMA Picture: the most disgusting fucking man on the planet Then multiply that by eight, god damn Ardy's great Do anything for my Ace, even clean his face When the schmutz starts to dry Plus he always stays laced in the brand new Tevas Plus the wool socks, you came here to party, he came to smoke rocks ALL We like the Ardy that rocks the party (We like the Ardy who rocks the party) (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks) (We like the Ardy who rocks the party) (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks) We like the Ardy that rocks the party JORMA Ardy, smoothest cat you've ever seen The chicks know what I mean GIRLS He's so fresh and so clean He'll rub up on your leg without warning Start humping it Oh boy, what's that smell in his pants? He's been dumpin' it True game. Making all the girls pause GIRLS Ardy you look good with that dump in your drawers AKIVA If Ardy ever stopped rocking you know we would kill him Roll him up in a carpet and throw him off of a buildin' So we slip him PCP whenever he's not lookin' So he keeps the party going from the floor to the ceilin' JORMA Yeah, he looks good when he's smoking those rocks And don't forget y'all he's wearing sandals and socks ALL We like the Ardy that rocks the party (We like the Ardy who rocks the party) (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks) We like the Ardy that rocks the party (We like the Ardy who rocks the party) (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks) We like the Ardy that rocks the party We like the Ardy that rocks the party AKIVA Sandals and socks, sandals and socks Sandals and socks, sandals and socks Sandals and socks, sandals and socks
Género: Otros géneros
Canal: Comedy Music ... ver+
Everybody Dance
En el Podcast  The Lonely Island  en  Humor y entretenimiento
02:14 min | hace 10 meses
by The Lonely Island http://www.thelonelyisland.com/ Lyrics: ANDY Hey girl, I don't mean no harm, but You do somethin ' to me, I'm not sure quite what it is yet, but Getting a pretty good read on it at this point I'm-- it's gonna come to me, what is it exactly that you do? Oh god yeah, we gotta dance! Dance uh Dance dance dance dance dance dance dance Dance with me Dance Dance on the floor Dance! JORMA The club is packed like a sandwich All types of people, like ham and swiss Lettuce and tomato, toasted bread Bite down, taste the rhythm ANDY Thank goodness we're finally here at the club Man, what a great-looking crop of people The fact that they worked all week really adds to the meaning behind their dancing My boss yelled at me? Take this dance move! The copier broke down, but tonight you're a star! AKIVA I don't care what your name is I don't care where you went to college I hate your outfit and your face Now everybody dance! ALL Dance dance dance dance dance dance dance Dance dance dance dance dance dance dance JORMA Your jam's on, the jimmy jam song This is your time to get your jimmy jam on Hey jimmy, no, it's jimmy jam Time to slam bam, it's your jimmy jam ANDY World beat, whores in rhythm Africa: no man's land South America: fruits and coconuts Europe: you have no idea, Europe is crazy! Global warming: hot and sexy Poverty, exotic things AKIVA I don't care who you came with I don't care if your mom just died I hate your overalls and your brain Now everybody dance! Dance dance dance dance dance dance Everybody dance! Dance dance dance dance Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha...
Género: Otros géneros
Canal: Comedy Music ... ver+
I Think I Might Have Killed The President
En el Podcast  The Lonely Island  en  Humor y entretenimiento
03:42 min | hace 10 meses
by The Lonely Island http://www.thelonelyisland.com/ Lyrics: It all started last week when I went on a date She was be autiful, blonde hair - I picked her up at eight I decided to take her to a magic show My mom said I shouldn't, but what does she know? "A lobster for my lady friend, cooked extra nice, And some amaretto afterward would be just right. Thank you, garçon, this is gonna be magnificent. Oh! The lights went down, time for the entertainment" A magician took the stage and sawed a lady in half I could see her legs - so fake, made me laugh Then they asked for a volunteer from the audience I hid my face - no way, leave me out of it! Next thing I know, my girlie's volunteering for me She tells me she thinks "men on stage are very sexy" So I play along, and go up on stage Hoping that the stunt will get me... ya know! So now they want to hypnotize me They'll ring a bell and I'll cluck like a turkey I say, "Yeah right, do your best. This whole thing is faker than Pam Anderson's chest" Big laugh from the audience, they loved that joke Then appeared the hypnotist in a cloud of smoke "At the count of three and the sound of a bell You'll close your eyes and be under my spell Ready here we go, one two three ding!" I opened my eyes and... nothing! But wherever I looked, the crowd wouldn't stop laughing What had I done to elicit this reaction? Now hold on y'all, this is the beginning of our story And I promise later on, it's gonna get gory So parents, grab your kids and tuck 'em off into bed Because, I think I might have killed the President! One week later, I haven't seen the girl since And I get to school and we're having a field trip "Class participation is a must" The sign said Washington DC or bust First thing on the agenda: the reflecting pool And it made me remember that America's pretty cool Then off to the White House for a special tour Our guide was very knowledgeable in American folklore She told us about Lincoln and George Washington And even let us go into the room that they smoked pipes in "Time to go downstairs," she called the elevator up It arrived, I heard a ding!, and felt my eyes shut I awoke on the floor, the walls felt all curvy I was soaking wet and my stomach topsy-turvy I was covered in blood, holding a knife - I dropped it I looked around, I was in the Oval Office! What had I done? I couldn't remember a thing! But then some memories came back to me I remember finding the President, and stabbing him in the neck Then, cutting him into little pieces and stuffing him in his desk Oh me oh my, I didn't mean to! It must have been that hypnotist and his evil voodoo! Now, some things are bad, like not paying your rent But, I think I might have killed the President! Well it's been a year now, since that fateful event I framed a hobo to take the cops off my scent And every time I hear a bell I stab someone in the face But besides that I'd say that everything is going great Please learn from my story, don't be a fool And never let a Communist hypnotize you Or you might... kill the President! Out!
Género: Documentales y TV
Canal: Comedy Music ... ver+
Just 2 Guyz
En el Podcast  The Lonely Island  en  Humor y entretenimiento
02:15 min | hace 10 meses
by The Lonely Island http://www.thelonelyisland.com/ Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt2OVAgkHBc Lyrics: "H ello, welcome to the party." "Hi. I've never met you before." "I know." Just 2 guys and we're having a good time Having a good time, having a good time Just 2 guys and we're having a good time Having a good time, having a good time We'll burn the roof off This party's going off You think that we're soft? You get tossed Guy Number One I love to dance Fancy feet moves putting you in a trance It's a friend thing, Friends are everywhere! In the kitchen, the den Hanging out on the stairs! Spinach dip Real hot chicks Spike the punch and take a sip Guy Number Two Here to chill with you P-A-R-T-WHY? Cause we got to! I like playing games in the pool Who invited Steve? That dude's a cunt! Just 2 guys and we're having a good time Having a good time, having a good time Just 2 guys who are having a good time Having a good time, having a good time Now everyone in the house say Guy Number One Guy Number One! Now everyone in the house say Guy Number Two Guy Number Two! Dude, quit tripping You're ruining my high My loaded gun makes you reach for the sky There's a knock at the door Who could that be? Why won't the cops let our party be? How would you like to be.. shot? Me and my friend.. smoke pot No jocks No jerks Just fun with girls Having fun Guy One? The most fun in the world! We're just 2 guys who are having a good time Having a good time, having a good time We're just 2 guys who are having a good time Having a good time, having a good time We're just 2 guys who are having a good time Having a good time, having a good time Just 2 guys who are having a good time Having a good time, having a good time Party over here Party over here Party over here PARTY OVER HERE
Género: Otros géneros
Canal: Comedy Music ... ver+
The Heist
En el Podcast  The Lonely Island  en  Humor y entretenimiento
03:28 min | hace 10 meses
by The Lonely Island http://www.thelonelyisland.com/ Lyrics: Five o'clock in the morning I hear the phone ringing Yo w hat up Dunn? What up son? Sorry were you sleeping? Nah, just finished reading this ill ass novel Not the one about the girl who left her family up in Kabul? That's the one, that shit was sad had me crying on the pages Yo I read that mother fucker had me sad as fuck for ages Yo! We should start a book club! Yo son I hear you talking, How about Sunday afternoons right after speed walking? That's a date, but I know that ain't the reason for your calling No doubt, you're so observant, must of noticed I was stalling Yo, best friends gotta tell each other their secrets I just came from Pam's work and she dipped my heart in shit Yo what, that's Baskin Robbins Yo yo you know the spot where you order frozen treats and they rip your heart apart Yo I got what you need at the house, you cool to drive? I'm pretty broken up I might not make it there alive Don't talk like that, now you're making me want to cry Yo its cool son, I'm fine, I'll be over there in five Yo it's ill when I'm heated Now my heart stay cold Yo son, your house looks beautiful did you redecorate? Nah kid the French lighting really opens up the place Well it feels so spacious It's an optical illusion You didn't knock down a wall? Nah son, its light diffusion My girlfriend Pam and I were planning on doing some home remodeling Yeah she borrowed all my copies of Better Homes and Gardening Yo I mean ex girlfriend, I can't believe this shit is happening Yo have this cup of tea Man you'll never see those magazines This tea is delicious what did you say it was? Chamomile mother fucker! Is it caffeinated cuz? Nah I'm trying to cut down Me and Pam were gonna too, thought we'd always be a couple, not the one but the two No doubt son, even when I was in my abusive relationship I would look to you and Pam and know that true love could exist You for real guy, I never knew you felt like that No doubt Dunny, I thought you were a perfect match Yo it's ill when I'm heated Now my heart stay cold Yo kid, this red wine has got me feeling fucked up Watch out Dunny, you just knocked some right out of my cup Oh fuck, that's my bad it's all over your slacks No doubt son I'm soaked from the front to the back Oh shit, you're getting naked! Of course I am, bet, we gotta get these in the wash before the stain sets Ah fuck man, you just get wine all over my vest Yo take your shirt off real quick before it seeps down to your chest Yo kid we're both buck naked. Are you uncomfortable? Nah kid, we're two grown men and we're both heterosexual Word up son! Hold on yo, did you just hear something? Goddman, it's fucking Pam, she must of let herself in What up Pam, how's it going? What an awkward situation Yo if you didn't know better this might look incriminating Yo what wacky circumstances to lead all of this to happen Yo just like on fucking Seinfeld or Curb Your Enthusiasm Yo those were both by Larry David No doubt, Dunny that's true Wait Pam don't go, if you leave now we're through Yo, I'm sorry son, damn, what a tragic way to end The Important thing now is that we're naked and we're friends
Género: Otros géneros
Canal: Comedy Music ... ver+
Bing Bong Brothers
En el Podcast  The Lonely Island  en  Humor y entretenimiento
00:59 min | hace 10 meses
by The Lonely Island http://www.thelonelyisland.com/ Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4iiyRv_NrQ Lyrics: Yo u might like our penises. Hey girl, from over here your butt looks soft. Maybe if I could touch it, I could tell if it's soft. Tell me if it's soft, cause I'd really like to touch it. And then I'll show you my penis (You guys) And then I'll show you my penis (You guys) And then I'll show you my penis (You guys) You might like my penis. Hey pretty girl, did you go to college? Did you get your BA with all that knowledge? I like your boobies in your shirt Please let me show you my penis Please let me show you my penis Please let me show you my penis You might like my penis Look at our penises Look at our penises Look at our penises You will like our penises. I will look at your vagina.
Género: Otros géneros
Canal: Comedy Music ... ver+
Ka-Blamo!
En el Podcast  The Lonely Island  en  Humor y entretenimiento
02:27 min | hace 10 meses
by The Lonely Island http://www.thelonelyisland.com/ Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn7duAZjP8w Lyrics: A NDY Oooh hoo hoo hoo... Listen, listen Here we go downtown Oh boy, oh I gotta go all around You can't stop, feel the pull JORMA Ka-blamo! AKIVA You just won the lottery ALL That's ka-blamo! ANDY You kissed Shannen Doh-erty ALL That's ka-blamo! JORMA You joined a sorority ALL That's ka-blamo! AKIVA You lied about the lottery ALL Not ka-blamo AKIVA You met Fred Segal at debutante's ball ANDY You gave him your number JORMA He gave you a call AKIVA He told you to meet him at the corner at eight ANDY You met him at nine, that's right you were late! JORMA You stupid idiot, you don't know what you missed AKIVA Fred Segal's a star and you cold dissed ANDY His pimping-ass, cooling-ass, mack-ass building JORMA With iggidy ivy on the walls, but not around the lettering AKIVA You dissed Fred Segal and everybody knows Ha ha ha ha ha, you're not ka-blamo! The doc fixed your artery ALL That's ka-blamo! JORMA Your mouthwash is gargley ALL That's ka-blamo! ANDY Your water is watery ALL That's ka-blamo! JORMA I majored in pottery ALL Not ka-blamo JORMA You're chillin' with your dudes and they stab you in the face AKIVA On the way to the hospital, you're bleedin' all over the place ANDY Your leg is amputated 'cause you got gangrene AKIVA And then you get cancer and you die in your teens JORMA But then this really pretty girl Who you always really liked Shows up to your funeral And that's a real mixed blessing AKIVA Your jello is wobbley ALL That's ka-blamo! ANDY You met Gilbert Gott-fri-ed ALL That's ka-blamo! JORMA You're Harlem Globe-trottery ALL That's ka-blamo! AKIVA You watched The Disorderlies ALL Not ka-blamo ANDY When you're mining for coal and you forget what coal is JORMA And you're sure to be fired, because that's your job! AKIVA When a mole is in your ass and you wonder where the mole is ANDY You're screwed man, a mole is in your ass Job. JORMA The meaning of life is revealed to you AKIVA And all of the drinks are Old English brew ANDY Your whim is the word of the people on earth But the whole mole-in-the-ass thing is haunting you Earth. AKIVA When your fluids are bodily AKIVA + ANDY That's ka-blamey JORMA What happened to ka-blamo? AKIVA + ANDY I mean ka-blamo! JORMA Good that's better AKIVA + ANDY That's ka-blamey JORMA Wait, I'm confused ANDY We said ka-blamo! Hard.
Género: Otros géneros
Canal: Comedy Music ... ver+
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