The Football Ramble

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The Football Ramble

The Preview Show: The Gunners respects the cannon, some bizarre Man United camouflage, and the FA Cup semi-finals

Arsenal rolled out the cannons for another Europa League turkey shoot last night, with four...

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Man City break the curse, Liverpool bow out, and Dulux digs

Marcus, Pete and Vish react to another dramatic night in the Champions League – and a...

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PSG get their revenge, Chelsea set their sights on the trophy, and chess moves in the Mike Ashley empire

PSG will rate their Champions League chances after Bayern only managed a solitary goal last...

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Big Sam scales the prison wall, another Brighton stalemate, and football’s social media boycott

Cue the Mission Impossible theme tune and unwind the heavy-duty cables, because Big Sam’s...

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West Ham’s European ferry, Pep Guardiola predicting the future, and feeding the Premier League children

Kate, Luke and Jim settle in after another round of barnstorming Barclays, with seismic results...

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The Preview Show: Man United streak ahead, Marcelo Bielsa’s charm offensive, and our new show!

Two inevitabilities reared their predictable heads in last night’s Europa League action, as...

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Mason Mount delights, Kylian Mbappé conquers, and Mike Ashley is courted again

Mason Mount was great and all that, but it\'s Big Sam who deserves the real credit. Jules, Pete...

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Real Madrid punish Liverpool, Jude Bellingham dazzles, and Norwich nail the topics

Marcus, Jim and Vish look back on some dramatic happenings last night, where Real Madrid beat...

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David Moyes dampens the dream, Roy Hodgson hits back, and Neil Warnock’s trip to the seaside

No matter how much vibes Jesse Lingard keeps bringing to West Ham’s Champions League chase,...

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Joelinton is arisen, West Brom run riot, and Arsenal get a schooling

Newcastle turned in a respectable performance, but they’ve still got Big Sam’s sickly...

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The Preview Show: The Brendan Rodgers parade returns, a Sam Allardyce ultimatum, and Fort William’s triumph

Crack open today’s Ramble Easter egg and join Marcus, Luke and Jim for The Preview Show,...

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Beautiful jammy England, Germany’s nightmare, and saucy trims

Vindaloo! Vindaloo! Never in doubt. Jules, Pete and Andy are here to assess just how beyond doubt...

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Dan James rises high, Sean Dyche plumbs new lows, and José’s Mourinistas

You didn’t need to add any more spice to Wales’ clash with the Czech Republic last...

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Sergio Agüero bows out, National League clubs make a stand, and misguided tattoos

It’s official: Sergio Agüero will be leaving Manchester City at the end of the season after...

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Harry Kane gets the job done, no offence to Luxembourg, and oversized goalposts

Poland’s guard of honour is all but a formality. Marcus, Jim and Vish unpeel themselves...

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The Preview Show: England sidle past San Marino, super John McGinn, and super bad Rio Keys

We beat them in the World Cup qualifiers, but San Marino have got Flo Rida for Eurovision and...

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Wales bag a Belgian souvenir, Sepp Blatter\'s gravy train, and tantalising ham

Wales went down 3-1 to the Belgians and Romelu Lukaku (aka the pawn in The José Mourinho...

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A watershed moment for the WSL, the world’s most expensive footballers, and naughty Gareth Bale coverage

Jules, Luke and Vish kick things off with their reflections on the landmark TV deal for the...

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José Mourinho takes on Generation Z, Xabi Alonso is set to return to Germany, and misplaced emails

There’s more to football than just trophies: spirit. José Mourinho makes a brave new sales...

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Leicester end Man United’s hunt, West Ham slip up, and Newcastle fall flat on their faces

Marcus, Pete and Vish take a long slug from the weekend’s cocktail of Premier League, FA...

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