Ep. 75: REVENGE OF THE TAKECEL feat. AgNONsis

“STARF*CKERS” a short video by AgNONsis:
We regret to inform you that, after a brief hiatus, Poolhouse is BACKK—and he’s brought a friend: zoomer e-right “romantic fascist” wunderkind AgNONsis. You may remember him from Episode 69, his recent appearances on BareBactrian (RIP—don’t even get us started), and a widely-circulated X Space on the e-right media market, notably boosted by none other than Richard Spencer.
With credentials like that, you might expect a slavish Musk-rat fanboy. But this is Here Comes the Backklash—come on now. AgNONsis joins Poolhouse not to pander, but to play, poke, and drag. Together, they offer some much-needed criticisms of the techbro-sponsored “right-wing” social media ecosystem currently tasked with running PR for the ascendant technocratic state.
The anchor for this rapid-fire and hilarious conversation is AgNONsis’s recent satirical short, STARF*CKERS—a piece Poolhouse dubs a “pop art short film” and a “meme magic masterpiece.” What follows is a sniper-paced eulogy for whatever remains of “dissident” credibility among the based esoteric vitalists, Dimesquare dirtbags, and the various niche subgenres still propping up the Bronze Age Bari Weiss regime.
It’s a takecel insurgency. Don’t call it a comeback–call it REVENGE.
Follow AgNONsis - X dot com
AgNONsis - Substack
AgNONsis - Greatest Hits (X Thread)
Epstein apologia? or just more shock jockery?
2CB on AgNONsis(??):
Poolhouse x AgNONsis: Esoteric Trumpism [December 2024]
Program Notes
(0:00) - the BAPshere as nu nu-metal
(3:33) - we are so backk
(6:33) - poolhouse stop trying to make takecel happen challenge
(11:01) - the timeline is a business, mr. beale
(16:06) - tech right ascendancy
(18:@7) - epstein apologia, irony, authenticity, and absurdity
(22:37) - TAKESELLERS, INC.
(29:40) - Through a Tr*nnygate Darkly
(32:57) - vitalist grab bag
(43:00) - fully automated e-right logic
(50:37) - known mechanics of a media market conspiracy
(53:07) - charlottesville to bronze age bari weiss pipeline: an oral history of the e-right
(1:02:29) - MEME MAGIC IS REAL
(1:08:58) - revenge of the takecel
(1:27:21) - reclamation of the sphere
(1:29:42) - outro
Mixtape
Drowning Pool - Bodies
Miss Kittin - Requiem for a Hit (Glove Radio Mix)
NIN - Starfuckers, Inc
Ministry - Revenge (12” Extended Mix)
goneMUNE - AMNESIA
Du Hast (DJ Fat Maxx Deep Thoughts Remix)
Dub Call Tonight (bumper)
Ministry - Revenge (Squirrelly Years Version)




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