2 Gays, No Girls, At A Pizza Place

I sit down with the downright lovely Sondre Lerche, where he shares stories of his most awkward performances onstage and who has influenced him the most as a songwriter. He also performs an acoustic version of his song "Baby Come To Me" off of his latest album "Solo Pleasure." Be sure to catch him live in LA at Largo in West Hollywood, tickets at largo-la.com or sondrelerche.com. Enjoy & thanks for listening!

I sit down with Kimmy Roberston (Twin Peaks, Beauty and the Beast, The Tick) to talk with her about her life, her work, and just how exactly we plan on fixing the world. Kimmy was a delight, recounting childhood tales of nationality-based bullying, and why it's important to start early with the right mindset.

In the debut episode of the show, I sit down with the incomparably funny Michael Hitchcock (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Best In Show, Bridesmaids). Michael shares some incredible behind-the-scenes stories of working on some of his classic movies, meeting Catherine O'Hara for the first time (and not being disappointed), and why Parker Posey doesn't get nervous when there's turbulence. All this and more on this first-ever edition of #TwoStoryBuilding

Looks like we made it! Look how far we've come, my baby. The show is now permanently in Los Angeles and we kick if off with hilarious standup comedian Zach Noe Towers (Elite Daily Show, Killer Friends). He attempts to show David the ropes of gay LA while answering his Tough Calls. Is it worth it to be royalty if you shit out of your mouth? Amazing food or amazing sex? Find out the answers to these and more on this week's #2gaysnogirls! http://buymeahotdog.com http://facebook.com/2gaysnogirls http://twitter.com/2gaysnogirls http://facebook.com/buymeahotdog http://twitter.com/buymeahotdog DON'T FORGET! NEW YORK FANS! David will be telling a story at The Moth MainStage in New York City this Wednesday, 9/14. Tickets at themoth.org! Stop by and say hello :)

Our first ever LIVE SHOW! In front of a great crowd at Pittsburgh's Arcade Comedy Theater, David welcomes back Nik Nemec as guest co-host! We get a visit from stunt double to the stars - Sunshine Anderson! He can't keep his eyes off older gals, so "The Broadway Legend That Never Was" - Lisa Mizzelli, proved to be a distraction. As did Madonna, who challenges us to Truth or Dare and even delivers some less-than-stellar stand-up comedy. Then Cher ambushes the show with lots of love, snacks, a song, and maybe even a surprise wedding! All this and more on this week's #2gaysnogirls! http://buymeahotdog.com http://facebook.com/2gaysnogirls http://twitter.com/2gaysnogirls Get tickets now! I'm hosting The Moth on Tuesday, August 2nd in Pittsburgh, and telling a story at the Moth MainStage in Breckenridge, CO on August 18! All tickets can be found at themoth.org under "events."

Kevin Allison (Risk!, MTV's The State) to tell us about his coming out and how he knew even at one year old that boys' butts are amazing. Jerome Fitzgerald stops by to put the P-U in puns and the F-U in funny, and then makes us a pizza! All this and more on this week's #2gaysnogirls Don't forget - we are doing a LIVE SHOW! July 29, Arcade Comedy Theater in Pittsburgh. Tickets below! https://embed.showclix.com/event/twogays1607

http://arcadecomedytheater.com/events/ As David leaves to take the show to Los Angeles forever, WE ARE DOING OUR FIRST EVER LIVE TAPING OF THE SHOW! JULY 29 @ ARCADE COMEDY THEATER in Pittsburgh, PA! 8PM. GET YOUR TICKETS NOW! http://arcadecomedytheater.com/events/

David welcomes Tara Clancy (The Moth, Risk!, Snap Judgment) to the show to tell us her coming out story (which may involve a gas mask, a middle aged lesbian, and a near-death 14 year old Tara briefly operating a sex shop), and to talk about her new book "The Clancys of Queens"! Special guest co-host Jason Shavers grabs a few slices with us and shares his adorably hilarious coming-out tale as well. All this and more on this week's #2gaysnogirls! The show is hosted and produced by David Montgomery. http://buymeahotdog.com http://facebook.com/2gaysnogirls http://twitter.com/2gaysnogirls

The wonderful Keith Powell (30 Rock, Keith Broke His Leg) stops by to talk about his new show! Guest co-host Connor McCanlus (Baby Grand) comes to talk shop about Arcade Comedy Theater. Plus we are privy to a few voicemails from the Material Girl herself, who doesn't seem to be pleased with us... Brand new sketches, and a visit from Ernie Sanders! All this and more on this week's #2gaysnogirls http://buymeahotdog.com http://twitter.com/2gaysnogirls http://facebook.com/2gaysnogirls Catch David Montgomery in Lansing, MI on June 9th at The Moth MainStage (tickets @ themoth.org), and hosting the Arcade Hootenanny in Pittsburgh at Arcade Comedy Theater on June 11th (tickets @ arcadecomedytheater.com)!

Doug Plaut (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt) stops by to talk about who he'd like to be trapped in a bunker with for 15 years, and David welcomes Grant Wentzel back to the guest co-host chair for another round! The two talk about how terrifying the act of "sounding" is, and how Grant's manly Cuban roots don't equal a huge manhood. All this and more on this week's #2gaysnogirls! http://facebook.com/2gaysnogirls http://twitter.com/2gaysnogirls

Val Emmich (HBO's Vinyl, 30 Rock, Ugly Betty) stops by to talk about his role on Vinyl, his upcoming novel, and the nastygram he's going to write to Amazon for poor customer service. David invites Nik Nemec over and they can barely keep their eyes open but as usual, anything can happen. Catch David hosting The Moth Storyslam at the Rex Theater in Pittsburgh this Tuesday, April 19! Tickets at http://themoth.org. http://buymeahotdog.com http://facebook.com/2gaysnogirls

"Imagine if David Sedaris had a Spice Girls tattoo." That's what you get when comedic storyteller David Montgomery tells his tumultuous life story through eyes that can only see pain as humor. He jokes, sings, and dances about his parents' divorce, coming out, and quitting his job to follow the Spice Girls, repairing his bruised ego to find what truly matters in life. TICKETS: https://pittsburgh-fringe-festival.ticketleap.com/howthequeengothiscrown-extra/dates/Apr-16-2016_at_0430PM

Corey Stulce ("The Union of the State") stops by to talk about his new book documenting the life and times of legendary sketch comedy troupe The State. Plus Connor McCanlus ("First Date") joins David to talk about his show, Arby's, and being mistaken for a waiter. Then Carol Channing breaks in to do a little canvassing for Ted Cruz, despite the local cutoff for registration having already passed. All this and more on this week's #2gaysnogirls See David Montgomery in Santa Barbara on April 6 performing at the Moth MainStage! http://themoth.org Check out David Montgomery's one man show debuting at the Pittsburgh Fringe Festival on April 15: https://pittsburgh-fringe-festival.ticketleap.com/howthequeengothiscrown/dates/Apr-15-2016_at_0800PM Preorder Corey Stulce's new book "The Union of The State" in physical or digital formats here: http://www.coreystulce.com!

Kevin Brown (30 Rock, One Joke Wonder) stops by to make David pine further about working with Tina Fey. Kevin talks about his new gig, One Joke Wonder, and answers his own #ToughCalls. David invites Lauren Shapiro as his co-gay for the episode as they try (successfully?) to write some songs about living your dreams and pizza and fag hags. All this and more on this week's #2gaysnogirls http://facebook.com/2gaysnogirls http://twitter.com/2gaysnogirls http://buymeahotdog.com http://facebook.com/buymeahotdog http://twitter.com/buymeahotdog

Happy birthday to us! It's been one year since we turned on the microphones and started inhaling pizza and singer Jill Jones (Purple Rain, Griffiti Bridge) stops by to help us celebrate, and talk about her incredible new album "I Am"! David plays Betrothe, Bed, or Behead with her, then he and Nik are privy to some wonderful #CherTweets when the Dark Lady calls in. All that and more on this week's very special #2gaysnogirls!

Director Andre Hyland (The 4th, Funnel) stops by to talk about his new movie that just debuted at Sundance, and to tell David about all the times he got hit by a car. He showcases an impressive knowledge of the Spice Girls for a straight man, so we are naturally head over heels in love with him. Also Roberta Hypnol stops by to tear us a new one over the awful effects of her last appearance on the show. All that and more on this week's #2gaysnogirls http://twitter.com/2gaysnogirls http://facebook.com/2gaysnogirls http://buymeahotdog.com

Tim Baltz (Drunk History, Veep, Bajillion Dollar Propertie$) sits down to talk about his upcoming SeeSo show BAJILLION DOLLAR PROPERTIE$! Plus he reminisces about his Second City touring days, how some people just hate nice people, and why he doesn't want to see someone who's cool doing comedy. NERDS ONLY! Plus we hear Aunt Keesha's set recorded live from the 1843 Def Comedy Jam! All this and more on this week's #2gaysnogirls Visit http://buymeahotdog.com Like us! http://facebook.com/2gaysnogirls Follow us! http://twitter.com/2gaysnogirls

What a show! Grant Wentzel is our guest co-host this week and we drop a truth bomb: THE GRINDR OUTAGE WAS AN INSIDE JOB! Plus I play some games with Mike Hanford and Jefferson Dutton of The Birthday Boys! All this set to the tune of a meat lover's pizza from Pastoli's in Pittsburgh, PA. All that and more on this week's #2gaysnogirls http://buymeahotdog.com http://facebook.com/2gaysnogirls http://twitter.com/2gaysnogirls

David talks with Kate Carroll de Gutes about her book "Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear" and shares some poop stories before they play a few rounds of What Am I, An Idiot? Then Jarred Endres & Steve Morel of viral video team and all-out hilarious weirdos THE GRIMY GHOST stop by to talk about how they do what they do. They also reveal whether or not they'd replace their genitals with McDonald's Dollar Menu items to ensure the greater good. All that and more on this week's #2gaysnogirls http://buymeahotdog.com http://twitter.com/2gaysnogirls http://facebook.com/2gaysnogirls

With David so busy, Nik was interviewed on The Dick Hour by FM radio shock jock DJ Scrote Lick! Together they counted down the top 5 moments of 2015 on #2gaysnogirls. Which interview took the top spot? Listen during your drive time to The Dick Hour to find out! http://buymeahotdog.com http://facebook.com/2gaysnogirls http://twitter.com/2gaysnogirls