2 Week Notice Podcast

Vanity plates, Golden Fleece Award & Golden Goose Award, entitlement, Footloose, stories, 'Merica! This is a packed episode, people! Enjoy!

We talk about our health or, rather, lack there of. Changing your diet is super important, people. Ever here of Schrödinger's cat? Well, now you have. Listen to learn more. Opinions are like assholes and everyone's asshole smells like roses... to themselves. Boaty McBoatface has been avenged! This time through a promotional marketing effort from MacDonalds; a make-your-own-burger website. We'd encourage you to participate, but you can't unless you're in New Zealand. Was Hitler gay? Hear us out... Cat's might be bitchy, but they can survive without us. Y'all ever hear of the Talladega Shooter?! Well, you folks are in for a mighty fine tale, I tell you h-what! Also, cuckold videos and Randy Newman. Enjoy, ya fucks!

Naughty words, right out the gate, son! How are people still yelling into their phones in inappropriate places?? We don't approve! While everyone is splooging their pants about the Olympics, we're making fun of them. We play a video made by a very funny guy named JP Sears about it. "Bum slashing" used to be a problem among England's futbol clubs. It's exactly what it sounds like... Chris recounts the OJ documentary, which sparks a thought on how documentaries are made and just how objective they might be.  Why are there no black ghosts?! Seriously, think about that. What's the deal? Are psychics legit? Spoiler alert; nope. We love The Rock! There, we said it.

The soundboard is gone! I know, right? It's about time. We analyze a George Carlin bit from one of his last specials and play Jon Stewart's late night takeover of Steven Colbert's program. Just a heads up guys, we aren't super funny for the first half of the episode. We encourage you all to contribute to the conversation via email. Sean quit Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc. No social media anymore. Be sure to tell him how weird he is for doing this.  You ever see a burly, hairy person wearing slacks and a men's shirt and wonder, "What is their pronoun?" ...Neither have we. If you're not sure what we're referring to by that, then strap in. You're about to learn some shit. We attempt to scam some scammers, but we fail miserably :(

We play Password... or rather, a similar game that may or may not be like the game Password. Let's talk about car accidents and anger. Chris sweats the small stuff, but Sean kind of agrees with him. Are we grammar nazis? You decide! Do we need to be more safe? Aren't there enough humans alive right now? Do we sound like horrible people? Fear-based marketing FTW! People are scared of everything. Is the book better than the movie, though? Sean shares something from his personal life. Do you need to be nice to someone to help them? We don't think so.  

This fuckin soundboard! Sean is frustrated with the closing bullshit. Did we spot a "bug chaser"? We seem to think so. Gags shares his guilty pleasures... regarding music. Have you ever had such road rage you acted gay? No? ...neither have we... Are we living in a video game?! No, probably not. It's irrelevant anyway. What is the purpose of this podcast; the mission statement if you will? The answer may not surprise you, at all. Enjoy the show, quitters! That's what we're calling you guys now. Deal with it.

Hey, do you love inappropriate impressions of fictional characters? Well, you've found the right podcast... for this episode anyway. We briefly talk South Park character development. We watch that video of a kid getting WRECKED by playground equipment. WHAM! "OOOOOoooooo..." Sean drinks beer. Prepare for loud belching.  This fuckin soundboard keeps closing! We watch a video of the top 10 weirdest fetishes. How original, right? Hahahaha, strap in, pal.  Chris shows us a politician who is probably just a master troll. His platform? Big Titties. Seriously though, he's huge asshole. Mob mentality is some kind of ubiquitous mental defect; at least, that's what we think. Arbitrary hatred is learned, right? Society can be pretty sh*tty sometimes. Chris seent some movies! He seent it! War movies are his favorite right now. He saw a sushi documentary too. Sorry about the loud music at the end, guys :/

Hello quitters!  Sean plays with the soundboard some more. You never go full retard, but if you must... put it on the internet. More gorilla stuff. Don't worry it's not that bad... It's worse. Hint: we get slightly political. We put on our serious faces and talk about the detriment of rewarding participation, over-sensitive people, and common core math, and how it's pumping out pieces of shit with an inflated sense of worth and importance.  Don't be an asshole when people are pleasant. Life's too short. Sean shares how to handle telemarketers. Have fun with that.  

This episode had to be cut short. Sorry guys! As an apology we will be putting out a full episode at the latest, Monday 6/13.  We got a soundboard and it's super fun. We honor Harambe. You know, the gorilla that's fucking everywhere.  Sean discovers an important product. It's a game changer! He also shares something fun he does with people in his life. Guess who already put out 8 dogshit movies in 2016? It's quittin time.

Sean is sick, so he's full of energy the whole episode. Birdman teaches everyone that when life gives you no respeck on your name, you make t-shirts. We peruse Craigslist for some free entertainment in the "Missed Connections" section. We actually talk about politics a bit, but it's short, sweet, and cynical.  Oh, also, Boaty McBoatface!

We got new equipment! This podcast sounds super sexy, try not to pleasure yourself while driving though. That's dangerous. Put some respeck on our name. Are yall finished or are yall done?? Muuuuh! Sean's voice coach serenades us all.  The news is super informative about sex toys and strokes.  We talk about the No Russian mission in Modern Warfare 2 and it's re-release. Opinions are like assholes... Except some think theirs is super important and not full of shit.  Why people behave a certain way when celebrities die and why its not always genuine. 

What's the deal with airports?! Chris and Sean talk about annoying stuff that happens when you fly. We recap episode 3 and Chris' thoughts on it. We talk about actual science in movies; mainly The Martian. Also, our favorite comedy shows and how they are mostly overlooked. The buildin is on fire REMIX! Impressions are back! Chris does Christopher Walken; Sean does Chris Tucker.

This episode has only one of your hosts. Chris is out of town for this episode, but Sean sits down with the hosts of Cripple Streets Podcast, Corey and Eric. We cover a lot of topics; from the McScuse me lady to UFC fights.

Episode #2 is here. Chris tells us about a couple documentaries, we talk about stereotypes, Beyonce's superbowl halftime show, and other stuff. 

Our very first episode! Come listen to us scramble to figure out what the hell this podcast is about!