A Scary Home Companion

Send a text For thirty years these two men have been playing a life-and-death game of cat-and-mouse. The Detective, Lester King. An emissary, a force of evil. And The Rabbi, Yitzhak Schechter, an 80 year old man who was once very dangerous... and who might still be. They have a face to face, and a heart to heart, and only one of them will be standing at the end. Listen through the end credits and find out how to get TWO bonus episodes! The Dress Rehearsal, a Patreon exclusive that sets the stage for everything to come. and Vampires Do Not Exist, a weird tale about a man who drinks blood to survive, just not in the way you would expect. THE END RUN CONTINUES NEXT WEEK! Music by lobo loco death valley lost dreams burning sunshine work wonders and piano parapentes All available, and so much more, at FreeMusicArchive.org Please subscribe through Buzzsprout, Stitcher, Spotify, Podchaser, or iTunes Find me on social media on Instagram Facebook and Twitter, or email me direct at AScaryHomeCompanion@gmail.com Support our PATREON page! And check out the Redbubble merch shop.  Support the show

Send a text In the Devils Triangle, on the doorway to Hell itself, a counter-attack is raging. Cultists and emissaries reign down a hellfire and brimstone assault of our heroes, and they have a secret weapon. It's white-hot balls to the wall action and chaos, and not everyone will walk away. Listen through the end credits and find out how to get TWO bonus episodes! The Dress Rehearsal, a Patreon exclusive that sets the stage for everything to come. and Vampires Do Not Exist, a weird tale about a man who drinks blood to survive, just not in the way you would expect. THE END RUN CONTINUES NEXT WEEK! Music this go-round provided by  Soularflair – All the Pretty Things and Manic Kinetic J. Surak – Gates Open Sioum – Fields (ocean of silence) All available, and so much more, at FreeMusicArchive.org Please subscribe through Buzzsprout, Stitcher, Spotify, Podchaser, or iTunes Find me on social media on Instagram Facebook and Twitter, or email me direct at AScaryHomeCompanion@gmail.com Support our PATREON page! And check out the Redbubble merch shop.  Support the show

Send a text The End Run ramps up, as the players assemble on the doorstep to Hell itself. The Crew will cross through the breach in an attack on the End of Days. But wait... there's a problem. Listen through the end credits and find out how to get TWO bonus episodes! The Dress Rehearsal, a Patreon exclusive that sets the stage for everything to come. and Vampires Do Not Exist, a weird tale about a man who drinks blood to survive, just not in the way you would expect. THE END RUN CONTINUES NEXT WEEK! Music this go-round provided by  Soularflair – Call of the Void and Manic Kinetic KieLoBot – Space Ocean Dream Sioum – Fields (ocean of silence) Sarin – Ocean Burn All available, and so much more, at FreeMusicArchive.org Please subscribe through Buzzsprout, Stitcher, Spotify, Podchaser, or iTunes Find me on social media on Instagram Facebook and Twitter, or email me direct at AScaryHomeCompanion@gmail.com Support our PATREON page! And check out the Redbubble merch shop.  Support the show

Send us a text She is the most evil woman who ever lived. And now she is about to cross over to Hell, in an attempt to destroy it. Before she can go, she must confess her sins to three figures from her past. But nothing is as it seems.  THE END RUN CONTINUES NEXT WEEK! Music this go-round provided by  Solarflair - Glass Houses, Manic Kinetic, Mask of Sanity, and Alchemy and Lobo Loco - Running for Truth Please subscribe through Buzzsprout, Stitcher, Spotify, Podchaser, or iTunes Find me on social media on Instagram Facebook and Twitter, or email me direct at AScaryHomeCompanion@gmail.com Support our PATREON page! And check out the Redbubble merch shop.  Support the show

Send us a text It's Date Night! Notorious serial killer Closed Casket Jack is about to embark on his one way journey to Hell... so as a Last Hurrah his girlfriend Sadie Jayne is pulling out all the stops to give him the night of his life. Fire and food, love and laughter, blood and guts! Music provided by: Lobo Loco – Bells of Happiness Soularflair – It’s the Smiles that Keep us Going, Everlasting Embrace, Something Broken Somewhere Gregor Quendel – arrangement of Bach’s Tocatta & fugue in D minor Please subscribe through Buzzsprout, Stitcher, Spotify, Podchaser, or iTunes Find me on social media on Instagram Facebook and Twitter, or email me direct at AScaryHomeCompanion@gmail.com Support our PATREON page! And check out the Redbubble merch shop.  Support the show Support the show

Send us a text Stop your sinnin' and grab your linen. Drop your cocks and grabs your socks, because its ALL HANDS ON DECK as we gear up for the final confrontation of good and evil. A small crew are crossing over from our world to the next, on a kamikaze mission to drop a suitcase nuke into the heart of Hell!  after you finish this, check out  Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I will be releasing the first couple of chapters right here, very soon.  Its available for free on the patreon, but its also for sale! 10 bucks, no membership required.  Music by: Soularflair – Mask of Sanity, Everlasting Embrace, Manic Kinetic, and What Will Become of Us Chelsea Oxendine -- Jessica Known Too Much Please subscribe through Buzzsprout, Stitcher, Spotify, Podchaser, or iTunes Find me on social media on Instagram Facebook and Twitter, or email me direct at AScaryHomeCompanion@gmail.com Support our PATREON page! And check out the Redbubble merch shop.  Support the show Support the show

Send us a text Just in time for the holidays, a tale of love in the gutters... and beneath! Don't say you havent been warned, because this story is AS ADVERTISED! after you finish this, check out  Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I will be releasing the first couple of chapters right here, very soon.  Its available for free on the patreon, but its also for sale! 10 bucks, no membership required.  Please subscribe through Buzzsprout, Stitcher, Spotify, Podchaser, or iTunes Find me on social media on Instagram Facebook and Twitter, or email me direct at AScaryHomeCompanion@gmail.com Support our PATREON page! And check out the Redbubble merch shop.  Support the show

Send us a text The long, strange trip of Junior Washington comes to a violent and stunning conclusion. Cultists, hobos, ghosts, fire, monsters, and a stalwart hero facing overwhelming odds...  will he ride off in the sunset, or into the grave? LETS FIND OUT!!! Written by Brett Jarboe  after you finish this, check out  Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I will be releasing the first couple of chapters right here, very soon.  Its available for free on the patreon, but its also for sale! 10 bucks, no membership required.  Music by: Soularflair - I am the hammer, the shadow weeps, and one perspective screaming into the void Soft and Furious – Green Pig Room of Wires – Train Jacker Lobo Loco – New Beginnings and Settlers Caravan All this music, and so much more, available at Freemusicarchive.org  Please subscribe through Buzzsprout, Stitcher, Spotify, Podchaser, or iTunes Find me on social media on Instagram Facebook and Twitter, or email me direct at AScaryHomeCompanion@gmail.com Support our PATREON page! And check out the Redbubble merch shop.  Support the show

Send us a text Four young travelers are caught in the wilds of Brisco, Kansas, between the evil of the brain slugs and the monsters of the woods. Meanwhile, Junior Washington is running for his life from a pack of wild arsonists who seek to set him on fire and play a game of tag. Written by Brett Jarboe  after you finish this, check out  Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I will be releasing the first couple of chapters right here, very soon.  Its available for free on the patreon, but its also for sale! 10 bucks, no membership required.  Please subscribe through Buzzsprout, Stitcher, Spotify, Podchaser, or iTunes Find me on social media on Instagram Facebook and Twitter, or email me direct at AScaryHomeCompanion@gmail.com Support our PATREON page! And check out the Redbubble merch shop.  Support the show

Send us a text Trapped in a town filled with demons, ghosts, arsonists, cultists, emissaries, and monsters, Junior Washington has to fight the elements, and evil itself, in a fight to stay alive. Don't breathe, don't blink, just listen. Written by Brett Jarboe  after you finish this, check out  Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I will be releasing the first couple of chapters right here, very soon.  Its available for free on the patreon, but its also for sale! 10 bucks, no membership required.  Please subscribe through Buzzsprout, Stitcher, Spotify, Podchaser, or iTunes Find me on social media on Instagram Facebook and Twitter, or email me direct at AScaryHomeCompanion@gmail.com Support our PATREON page! And check out the Redbubble merch shop.  Support the show

Send us a text Trying to end-run a brutal winter storm and make it back home, Junior Washington and his traveling companion (a hell-eyed hobo ghost name of Bootlace) wind up in the most dangerous small town in the heartland. Brisco Kansas is home to mutants, freaks of nature, brain-slugged Emissaries, and worse. Junior is now in the thick of it.  Written by Brett Jarboe  after you finish this, check out  Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I will be releasing the first couple of chapters right here, very soon.  Its available for free on the patreon, but its also for sale! 10 bucks, no membership required.  Music By Schemawound – A letter written in blood Subterrestrial – Dreams in the Witch House Super Mash – Dark Wind Shady Action -- In Jest Please subscribe through Buzzsprout, Stitcher, Spotify, Podchaser, or iTunes Find me on social media on Instagram Facebook and Twitter, or email me direct at AScaryHomeCompanion@gmail.com Support our PATREON page! And check out the Redbubble merch shop.  Support the show

Send us a text It's Halloween night, when the veil between our world and the next is at it's thinnest. Two hobos traverse the moonlit landscape, dodging ghost trains and telling scary stories. Let's hope they don't stumble across a graveyard (spoiler alert -- they do) Written by Brett Jarboe  after you finish this, check out  Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I will be releasing the first couple of chapters right here, very soon.  Its available for free on the patreon, but its also for sale! 10 bucks, no membership required.  Please subscribe through Buzzsprout, Stitcher, Spotify, Podchaser, or iTunes Find me on social media on Instagram Facebook and Twitter, or email me direct at AScaryHomeCompanion@gmail.com Support our PATREON page! And check out the Redbubble merch shop.  Support the show

Send us a text Just in time for the scariest time of year, THREE soul chilling stories of suspense and sinister intent! An Uber driver picks up and unusual faire, a rich girl becomes obsessed with the Hand Collector, and the mythology of the sickness-demon called Festering John.  Music By: Schemawound – A Letter Written in Blood, Those Who Left, and A Life Without Pain Dark urrru – Starlings in the Treetops  J. Surak – Gates Open Please subscribe through Buzzsprout, Stitcher, Spotify, Podchaser, or iTunes Find me on social media on Instagram Facebook and Twitter, or email me direct at AScaryHomeCompanion@gmail.com Support our PATREON page! And check out the Redbubble merch shop.  Support the show

Send us a text Junior and Red go to church, Special Agent LaTour has the bloodiest month of her career, and the green eyed devil called Mr. Westbound is rallying his fetid troops for something big.  Written by Brett Jarboe  after you finish this, check out  Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I will be releasing the first couple of chapters right here, very soon.  Its available for free on the patreon, but its also for sale! 10 bucks, no membership required.  Music By Giecomo Forte – with Country Fields, and Smoke El Wud – Heterotopy and Cathedral of Chemical Equilibrium – Two Please subscribe through Buzzsprout, Stitcher, Spotify, Podchaser, or iTunes Find me on social media on Instagram Facebook and Twitter, or email me direct at AScaryHomeCompanion@gmail.com Support our PATREON page! And check out the Redbubble merch shop.  Support the show

Send us a text In this episode, we get a full, and speedy, recap of the previous volumes before plunging into the latest escapades of bonafide hobo Junior Washington, and his opposite number, the wicked, murderous horsemen of the FTRA.  Written by Brett Jarboe  after you finish this, check out  Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I will be releasing the first couple of chapters right here, very soon.  Its available for free on the patreon, but its also for sale! 10 bucks, no membership required.  Music By Room of Wires – Asylum Sneaker Secret Birds – Black Teeth Humanphobia - Cup of Blood  Ascetic – Cult of Ruins Lobo Loco – Wild West Ruction Anne van Schothorst - Passed Tense Please subscribe through Buzzsprout, Stitcher, Spotify, Podchaser, or iTunes Find me on social media on Instagram Facebook and Twitter, or email me direct at AScaryHomeCompanion@gmail.com Support our PATREON page! And check out the Redbubble merch shop.  Support the show

Send us a text Let us delve into the world of witches -- what drives them, and what empowers them. The arcane arts are very real, and eldritch, sometimes even ghastly wisdom is handed to women who are not prepared for the price it will cost their bodies and souls. Let's kick over the cauldron and find out the truth behind witchcraft. after this, I encourage you to listen to Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I will be releasing the first couple of chapters right here, very soon.  Its available for free on the patreon, but its also for sale! 10 bucks, no membership required.  Music this episode provided by  humanfobia – witch house requiem Subterrestrial – dreams in the witch house Lobo Loco – Mystery Forest Chelsea Oxendine – Jessica knows too much .  You can find them on freemusicarchive.org Please subscribe through Buzzsprout, Stitcher, Spotify, Podchaser, or iTunes Find me on social media on Instagram Facebook and Twitter, or email me direct at AScaryHomeCompanion@gmail.com Support our PATREON page! And check out the Redbubble merch shop.  Support the show

Send us a text After being saved by a ghost, Junior Washington is jungled up with a band of hobo soldiers in a remote shack called Petticoat Junction. As the heroes regroup, the villains, a ghastly trio of chaotic-evil psychos, plot their next act of carnage and sadism. There has been talk about a big, powerful slow-cook oven... but is it big enough to fit the chef? after you finish this, check out  Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I will be releasing the first couple of chapters right here, very soon.  Its available for free on the patreon, but its also for sale! 10 bucks, no membership required.  MUSIC BY: lobo loco – sleeping dragons and wild west ruction Audiorezout – Caution room of wires – train jacker John Bartmann – Background scan You can find them on freemusicarchive.org Please subscribe through Buzzsprout, Stitcher, Spotify, Podchaser, or iTunes Find me on social media on Instagram Facebook and Twitter, or email me direct at AScaryHomeCompanion@gmail.com Support our PATREON page! And check out the Redbubble merch shop.  Support the show

Send us a text Music, mayhem, and wall to wall monsters that will make your skin crawl. The strike team hits a long abandoned science facility, and find that the local wildlife have evolved in repulsive and deadly ways. Where else can you find a horrifying mutant deer battling an insane Juggalo? No where but ASHC! The direct sequel to Death Finds a Way, and The War on Terror, and The Science of Violence. Guest appearance by Mary Anne Simpson  After this, I encourage you to listen to Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I will be releasing the first couple of chapters right here, very soon.  Its available for free on the patreon, but its also for sale! 10 bucks, no membership required.  Music this episode provided by  Lobo Loco, The Loco Sheriff, Welcome to your Westworld, and  Man in the river Audiorezout, Descent into Mayhem and Regeneration,  You can find them on freemusicarchive.org Please subscribe through Buzzsprout, Stitcher, Spotify, Podchaser, or iTunes Find me on social media on Instagram Facebook and Twitter, or email me direct at AScaryHomeCompanion@gmail.com Support our PATREON page! And check out the Redbubble merch shop.  Support the show

Send us a text The strike team starts with a haunted prison, before moving to the killing floor of the Hand Collector. That all pales in comparison to Brisco, Kansas, the heart of America, and the heart of monster country. The team encounters profane creatures that will change them forever. The direct sequel to Death Finds a Way, and The War on Terror. Guest appearance by Mary Anne Simpson  After this, I encourage you to listen to Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I will be releasing the first couple of chapters right here, very soon.  Its available for free on the patreon, but its also for sale! 10 bucks, no membership required.  MUSIC BY Dark Urrru – Starlings in the Treetops Serge Quadrado – Dark Ambient Texture Axxonn – From black's Void Lobo Loco – Lost Dreams You can find them on freemusicarchive.org Please subscribe through Buzzsprout, Stitcher, Spotify, Podchaser, or iTunes Find me on social media on Instagram Facebook and Twitter, or email me direct at AScaryHomeCompanion@gmail.com Support our PATREON page! And check out the Redbubble merch shop.  Support the show Support the show

Send us a text The secret FBI task forced called the Untouchables are on the tail of a brutal serial killer riding the rails, and leaving mangled bodies. The closer they get, the closer to hell and damnation they become. WARNING: this one gets intense. Written by Brett Jarboe After this, I encourage you to listen to Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I will be releasing the first couple of chapters right here, very soon.  Its available for free on the Patreon, but its also for sale! 10 bucks, no membership required.  Please subscribe through Buzzsprout, Stitcher, Spotify, Podchaser, or iTunes Find me on social media on Instagram Facebook and Twitter, or email me direct at AScaryHomeCompanion@gmail.com Support our PATREON page! And check out the Redbubble merch shop.  Support the show