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Oops, we did it again. Another rerun. But Matt has an explanation at the beginning of this episode. Check it out and hopefully we’ll be back fresh soon.

The guys discuss Cullen’s dad and his suspected pastimes. Also, the bleak political climate makes an appearance in an episode sponsored by Food Burger.

Our first rerun in the history of the show. Deal with it. The guys gulp down another pumpkin something-or-other and discuss a new rule at the movie theatre and the people who hate it. They also propose a new theme park and help a listener decide what tattoo she should get in an episode sponsored by Full-o-Bologna.

The guys have a lumberjack-inspired brew over discussion on the dangers of homemade archaic artillery, and the maple syrup cartel in an episode sponsored by Chuck Johnson’s Mexican Restaurant.

The guys try another hard root beer over a remarkable listener story about a dangerous and very inconvenient priapism, as well as discussion on a hilariously morbid new statistic in an episode sponsored by Ma Gertie’s Adult Warehouse.

The guys enjoy an odd, but delightful brew over conversation about workplace hazards, animal husbandry, and nerd enthusiasm in an episode sponsored by Tooth Fairy Finders.

The guys enjoy a beer that’s exactly what the name says it is while pondering whether or not they’d take a one-way trip to Mars. Plus, they offer some fresh suggestions for desperate pizza chains looking to liven up their menus in an episode sponsored by Fuck Tubs.

The guys enjoy a hard soda over more flat-earth nonsense, and a lengthy conversation on Cullen’s Dad and his (romantic?) pursuits in an episode sponsored by Carl’s Used Books.

The guys enjoy a decent beverage for once whose marketing is pretty gross. They then discuss snow construction, archaic home theater vocabulary, and a certain Flat Earth theorist who has recently gone on a public Twitter tirade in an episode sponsored by Bedazzled By Betty.

The guys drink one of the worst beverages they’ve ever endured on the show over discussion on tire retailers and social media annoyances in an episode sponsored by Gordon Geribido’s Sex School.

The guys once again share a sugary malt beverage over conversation about wilderness drinking; a new, rather intimate music listening apparatus; and whether or not daredevils should exist in an episode sponsored by Ted Christ: Miracles for Hire.

The guys have a mediocre malt beverage and give advice on when it’s okay to fart in front of your significant other. They also share two stories of New Years Eve peril from opposite sides of the Atlantic and celebrate the return of Uncle Bib’s Skunk Patties as a sponsor.

The guys halfway enjoy a megalopoly’s desperate attempt at capturing a growing segment of the beverage market over conversation on mobile phone distraction, and a condom vending machine robbery that ended in tragedy in an episode sponsored by Geezer Wireless.

One of the guys enjoys a traditional holiday beverage while the other chokes it down over discussion on the best self-given Christmas gifts, and the best of the now non-canonized Star Wars Expanded Universe in an episode sponsored (once again) by TruckNuts.com.

The guys share another beverage abomination over more discussion on Star Wars fan theories and whether or not one of Cullen’s coworkers  is squatting at his place of employment in an episode sponsored by Holiday Quick Tips.

The guys get clumsy with discussions on the worst Xmas gifts they’ve ever received, Cullen gets political, and Matt manages to get more beverage on his desk than in his belly in an episode sponsored by TruckNuts.com.  

The guys choke down a new variety of an old beverage foe over discussion about underwear and the recent Star Wars fan theory that has shaken the fanbase to its core in an episode sponsored by Martha’s Leftovers.

The guys enjoy a comic book themed malt beverage over conversation about elderly drug lords, Thanksgiving, and another case of unfortunate identity in an episode sponsored by Gobble Gobble Bang.

The guys finally crack a beverage they’ve been saving for a while and discuss worthless coworkers, effective and ineffective energy drinks, irresponsible parenting, and host a special guest over the phone in an episode sponsored by Crabville Sex Toy Rentals.

The guys gulp down another pumpkin something-or-other and discuss a new rule at the movie theatre and the people who hate it. They also propose a new theme park and help a listener decide what tattoo she should get in an episode sponsored by Full-o-Bologna.