After Bedtime

Greg shares the details of his hotel check in from last Friday including the infamous family size lasagna. They discuss how excited they are about their new toy (hint: nothing to do with sex) and Greg gets a call mid-recording from John selling Las Vegas Vacations. The couple also does a little bit of detective work to learn more about the viral sensation Nathan Apodaca. Aka; the guy drinking ocean spray cranberry juice.... while skateboarding down a highway..... while lip syncing Fleetwood Mac.

Greg shares his experience taking Edison for a Covid-19 test and the two of them discuss the challenges of having to pull both kids out of school/daycare. They talk about Greg's camping trip where he booked an entire lake and only one friend showed up, as well as another copy cat podcast. No, not Stevan this time....

Greg and Emma chat about two excellent children's movies; Annie and Sing, which leads to their first date to Cirque Du Soleil. Greg provides a play by play of his road trip with Ophelia including visiting an Amish Sawmill and their mishap at the African Lion Safari. They finish the episode discussing Ophelia's first week of Kindergarten and try to decide whether or not their kids are smart.

Greg & Emma break down Ophelia's extreme meltdown and Eddies potty training progress. Greg has an idea to cure Covid-19 and Emma goes on a rant about automatic doors. Greg shares his review of two podcasts by Wondery. The Man in the Window and Detective Trapp.

Episode 33- Fried Onions & Clogged Toilets

Greg & Emma discuss sending the kids back to day care, their first time in a hotel in several months and their trip to an amazing remote lake in Northern Quebec for Greg's dads 60th birthday.

While discussing a recent trip to Pirate Ship park, Greg & Emma are hijacked by a surprise guest who uses stall tactics to try and filibuster their podcast (forecast). The couple reminisces about their backpacking trips to Asia and South America, which will likely never happen again. Greg shares a story about an experience with human trafficking. They also discuss homophobic videographer Cara Hamstra of Caramount Pictures and even get Ophelia's opinion on the matter. Greg offers to be an officiant for the wedding of Mallory Arthur and Kelly Roberts and Ophelia gives them best wishes for their wedding.

Greg & Emma chat about events of the previous week including; Greg finding out he is nearly obese and his dinner date with the kids. Emma is very proud of her new purchase to make her podcast life easier and they discuss their appliance issues and great relationship with the appliance repairman. Greg catches up with New York Times best selling author Shari Lapena. You'll learn her creative process, how she comes up with names, and how she wrote her first book in secret. (Only 4 million copies sold). Take a drink every time Shari says a word Greg pretends to understand, you will get completely smashed..... guaranteed. Shari's books include: The Couple Next Door, Someone We Know, A Stranger in the House, Things Go Flying, Happiness Economics, and her new books coming out July 28 "The End of Her"

Greg and Emma chat about swimming lessons, Greg's visit to a Naturopathic Doctor, and a dinner date. Greg has a long chat with New York Times Best Selling author Shari Lapena.

Greg & Emma chat about what has been going on in their life including Greg's trip to an all boys Christian camp and being overrun with caterpillars. Greg talks about his interview with New York Times bestselling author Shari Lapena which will be coming out on the next episode. (Whenever that is). Spoiler alert: Greg can't help being a spoiler.

After some criticism online, Greg defends his comments about looting from last episode. They discuss Greg's theory that Alexander Graham Bell was in a sexual relationship with Helen Keller and their getaway to the Black River Retreat. They finish the episode with the series of events that occurred after Greg got his balls caught in his zipper; including Greg getting charged by the police and them getting defrauded for $6000 from one of Emma's online Instagram purchases.

Greg & Emma discuss the George Floyd murder, riots and their own white privilege. They give it their best shot of talking about something they will never understand. RIP George Floyd

Greg & Emma chat about how much better their work/life balance is and their amazing weekend. They debate the merits of posting to your instagram story verses instagram feed and ponder why so many Canadian musicians have Lyme disease. Greg shares his morning routine include when he has his "morning dump" and why they hate the Wiggles.

Greg & Emma have a good debate on whether or not they should have converted their pool from chlorine to saltwater. Greg discusses the love he has for his friend Dre and shares a few stories. Greg's brother Dave comes on as the first guess to talk about his business Bushbalm, working at shopify, and golf.

Greg & Emma discuss a visit from a meat salesman who visited their home. The discussion turns to time shares and the several visits they have made to seminars. The discussion moves on to Don Cherry's firing (a little late now) and the hardships of our grandparents generation.

Greg & Emma chat about their new found motivation for personal development. They talk about jogging and how some people's last names are ideal, like Usain Bolt. Greg shares an embarrassing story about an ear wax build up and they discuss how laid back the Coronavirus is making everyone. The episode ends with a debate as to whether you say "in" or "on" Long Island

Greg & Emma continue to struggle for things to talk about. At least they had Ophelia's fourth birthday and an exciting trip to subway? 

Greg & Emma compare Canadian and US gun control and chat about law enforcement, illegal guns, even though they have no idea what they are talking about

Greg & Emma compare Canadian and US gun control and chat about law enforcement, illegal guns, and share their thoughts.

Greg & Emma chat about the "One World Stronger Together at Home" concerts. They get deep into discussions about the Nova Scotia shooter and Marco Muzzo being granted parole.