Andrew's Crap

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Another little teaser episode. My dad saw Flava Flav and thought of me. I wish he wasn't dying so we could be potheads together. patreon.com/andrewjrivers for full episodes and exclusive comedy content.

chatting about a very interesting weekend in IDaho! Just a little ten minute sample. For the full podcast and unreleased videos and stuff, tune in on Patreon. Patreon.com/andrewjrivers

Sorry - I forgot to hit publish. This is from last week. The last free episode. Will be uploading full episodes to patreon. Get early access to videos before they go public and behind the scenes stuff. patreon.com/andrewjrivers

Andrew’s 4 steps to success. Trademarked.  Step 1. Post your "talent" on the internet Step 2. get millions of views Step 3. ???? Step 4. Profit

Catching up with ya. :) I recorded a new special, now what do I talk about? Politics, Drugs and Sex. So same old crap. Podcast will move to Patreon whenever I decide to set it up.

My friend says she gets gassy. lol. I was like wait a second. I woke up in the middle of the night like a detecrtive who finally figured out who the killer was. Girls don't far! She tricked me! ahhh. Good line, though. Gonna use it for sure.

Grand Opening weekend at the comedy club, and some other fun stories. I had a headache but it was mostly from hearing myself talk.

My mom said she'd love me no matter what, as long as I don't drink Bud Light if you know what I mean. The IRS is after me. Can you get arrested because of song lyrics? or jokes? Show love - Tell people you love them.

Bombed real bad at a pizza joint, this is a fun story podcast but not like a "Andrew wrote some jokes" podcast. Still a good one worth listening. Getting ready to film the special, how many jokes about being a loveless piece of shit should I have in a row before the audience gets worried?

A lot of Chris Rock jokes and Jay Z jokes and some fun times but a look at some deeper questions. Can a machine write something better than humans? Sitcom? Sure. Art? Doubtful. Robots can't experience heartbreak. What is stealing? Good episode. This is the 1 out of 3 :)

Some hockey jokes. Mediocre episode. Worth a skip. :) Also talking about Kentucky. Lime scooters. AGT audiences are confused by comedy. It's never my fault when I have a bad show. What do you want me to tell you. It's just the road.

Oh man this episode is bad, Why are you listening. I think I solved all of the worlds problems. This episode was heavily medicated.

Had a great weekend in Ohio. Wrote some really fun jokes about the train thing. TBD if I can get them to work in front of real crowds. Audiences are the worst part of comedy. Anyway. Welcome to my joke garden. THBTT FARTS

Well since my tarot joke went viral ish, I decided to write more about tarot this week without actually learning anything about tarot. So here we are. I'm from the Future and this is a good episode. :) https://linktr.ee/andrewjrivers

Catching up from a week in Montana. My cover is blown. ABORT ABORT. This was a livestream episode.

I blew it in LA, and not my manager. I wish he would sexually harass me, then I'd have some heat in the industry. All good. Fun stories. Who knows what I talked about. Don't listen. It's boring. Alright. There's a few, but just rambling about my days.

Everythings bigger in Texas. Even the failure. Driving in Texas reminds me of their response to covid. Very selfish. but I get it. You think nothing is going to happen to you but I promise if you just use your blinker, a few less people might die and they are like NO! A little behind the scenes on the economics of comedy. A lot of rambling. I didn't smoke pot for a few days in a row. Are you proud of me, mom? See? I'm not addicted. I just really really like it. Andrews Crap. Enjoy

Going half and half today. A little bit about Texas and Valentines day. I accidentally stumble upon my old repressed memories of a teacher talking about my penis. I get 100 text messages in the middle of the show even though I turned my ringer off and I got a hot date so look forward to more jokes about that failing in 2 or 3 episodes. enjoy https://linktr.ee/andrewjrivers