Bad Puns and Machine Guns Podcast

Join us on our brand new podcast, The Arms Race, where we attempt to determine which action star has the highest body count in movie history -- starting with Sylvester Stallone! New episodes available now!

We're back to announce our brand new podcast: The Arms Race! In this continuation-slash-rebranding of Bad Puns and Machine Guns, Mike and Kevin will attempt to determine which action star has the highest body count in movie history. Our first step: watching every Sylvester Stallone movie one at a time. Follow The Arms Race podcast on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-47495788 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ArmsRacePodcast iTunes and Stitcher links coming soon!

As the last remnants of the Bad Puns and Machine Guns podcast expends itself, it embarks on its final mission: a discussion about Expendables 3! On this episode Mike and Kevin discuss the lengths that some franchises will go to court the youth audience, examine the suspicious reasons why nobody has ever seen the rest of Trench's team, voice their unwavering support for an unsung Marx brother, and pitch a handful of Expendables spinoffs they'd like to see. Outro music by Christopher Powell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXSU9CAgF7g

Our podcast didn't cheat death, it won fair and square, and now we're here to put the laughter back in manslaughter as we discuss Expendables 2! On this episode Mike and Kevin kill two stones with one bird while discussing Barney Ross's housing situation, tally the film's unprecedented body count as easily as counting to infinity twice, and split the atom with their bare hands only to reveal the shocking truth about Spencer's Gifts' 21st Century inventory.

The Bad Puns and Machine Guns podcast may have ended, but we're soldiering on with a brand new episode about cinema's original Justice League: The Expendables! On this episode Mike and Kevin withstand a total onslaught of tonal shifts, rank the greatest Christmases in movie history, struggle to locate a well-disguised toupee, and finally discover that one of the film's stars is quite literally ageless.

The Bad Puns & Machine Guns podcast returns from their hiatus to discuss the new "Arnold Schwarzenegger movie", Killing Gunther.

...there's no fate but what we make for ourselves.

As the Bad Puns and Machine Guns Podcast gradually descends into its final resting place beneath a pit of molten lead, Mike and Kevin say their final farewells by ranking every single Arnold Schwarzenegger movie from #33 to #1. Thanks for listening!

Mike and Kevin play judge, jury and executioner on this penultimate episode of the Bad Puns and Machine Guns Podcast, as they look back on the entirety of their podcast and award their overall top five favorite kills, puns, acting performances, musical scores, villains, Sven-Ole Thorsen appearances, and much more.

The future is here on the Bad Puns and Machine Guns podcast, as we terminate our fourth and final season with our in-depth discussion of Terminator Genisys! On this episode, Mike and Kevin enjoy the ride as the franchise launches itself off the deep end, wonder whether a Terminator would make for a model employee, rank their favorite John Connors from worst to first, and take one last deep dive into the ever-expanding madness of the Terminator timeline, all before finally crossing their podcast finish line once and for all.

We couldn't be more pumped to bring you the penultimate episode of the Bad Puns and Machine Guns podcast, as we discuss the classic Arnold Schwarzenegger bodybuilding docudrama, Pumping Iron! On this episode, Mike and Kevin attempt to separate fact from fiction, struggle to understand bodybuilding judging criteria, and dissect Arnold's competitive mind games while playing a few of their own.

We're delivering another episode of the Bad Puns and Machine Guns podcast, and we're expecting nothing but misery as we discuss Arnold Schwarzenegger's 1994 comedy(?), Junior! On this episode, Mike and Kevin take an extended look at 1994 in cinema before finally forcing themselves to discuss the film in question, attempt to compile a list of the most horrifying babies in movie history, struggle to understand the movie's depiction of human anatomy, and take a deep dive into Danny DeVito's pornography collection.

We're beside ourselves with joy on the latest episode of the Bad Puns and Machine Guns podcast, as we discuss Arnold Schwarzenegger's cloning opus, The 6th Day! On this episode, sooner than you think, Mike and Kevin will discuss a near-future filled with a variety of horrific abominations, such as cloned pets, reluctant self-driving cars, laser light shows, mall monorails, demonic dolls, remote-controlled aircraft, remote-controlled dogs, nacho bananas, futuristic pagers, jelly monsters, purple bob haircuts, and the most ghastly abomination of them all: the XFL.

We're telling nothing but the truth on the latest episode of the Bad Puns and Machine Guns podcast, and we're extending our invitation to join us as we discuss True Lies! On this episode, we attempt to deconstruct the French origins of this American action classic, draw a distinction between bad guys and "bad" guys, observe the age-old conflict between technology and horse, and try to determine which fictional spy Harry Tasker most resembles: James Bond, or James Bond Jr.?

We're building bridges instead of walls on the latest episode of the Bad Puns and Machine Guns podcast, as we discuss Arnold Schwarzenegger's return to the silver screen in The Last Stand! On this episode, Mike and Kevin give Forest Whitaker a promotion from federal agent to godhood, scrutinize yet another in a long line of questionable Southern accents, fret about a SWAT team's ambiguous mission objectives, and make unnecessary alterations to a "classic" Saturday Night Live sketch.

It's our most combative episode yet on the Bad Puns and Machine Guns podcast, which couldn't be more appropriate for our discussion of Conan the Destroyer! On this episode we clash over the relative merits of Grace Jones, debate the finer points of human-to-camel etiquette, preside as Dungeon Masters over the Battle of Garaj Dore, and declare Conan's impatience to be his greatest virtue.

The Bad Puns and Machine Guns podcast returns for its fourth and final season to discuss our final foray into Arnold Schwarzenegger's low budget catalogue: Raw Deal! On this episode, Mike and Kevin discuss the improper usage of grenades, bulletproof glass and Trivial Pursuit questions, attempt to determine if magnets could in fact be used to rig a craps table, and tally a multitude of ways NOT to fake your own death.

The Bad Puns and Machine Guns Podcast comes to you (nearly) live and direct, as we bring you our take on Arnold Schwarzenegger's latest film, Aftermath! Join us as Mike and Kevin offer their rawest reactions to the film and emerge a bit worse for wear, in more ways than one. NOTE: Aside from some basic information regarding the movie's premise, this episode is spoiler-free through 28:20.

Hunting season opens again on the latest episode of the Bad Puns & Machine Guns podcast, as we discuss yet another Arnold-less sequel to one of his classic films: Predator 2! In this episode, we question the wisdom of casting Danny Glover as a futuristic super-cop, examine the superstitions surrounding spilled cocaine, check Adam Baldwin for a pulse, and wonder if our replacement-level Predator is ready for the big leagues.

If you're listening to the latest episode of the Bad Puns and Machine Guns podcast, you are the resistance. That's because we're here to discuss the only Arnold-less entry into the Terminator canon thus far: Terminator Salvation! On this episode we draw comparisons to this movie's contemporaries in the killer robot genre, Kevin speaks ill of the dead, Mike speaks ill of two living directors, and we both speak ill of Terminator Salvation's final act.