Beginning Of The End

We're back with a show that almost ruined Kelly's entire week: Arrested Development. This show has everything; freaks, losers, sociopaths, and TWO LUCILLES. Listen to who gets the worst character (Gob) on the quiz.  Have a show suggestion? Email us at botepod@gmail.com!

Apples apples apples. If you didn't watch Castle then you're going to have to listen to this episode to understand the whole "apples" bit. Kelly hasn't watched this show but legally she's watched this show. Phil understands Chipotle manners. Jennifer complains about her job and cackles loudly to remind you that you are ALIVE. Have a show you want us to watch? Email us at botepod@gmail.com.

TW for brief mention of suicide and diet talk.  Okay onto the fun stuff! This is our first full butt show. huge! like milo's dump truck! This show is for all the horny moms and horny Kelly's out there - time to get that sweet Peacock subscription.  Have a show suggestion? email us at botepod@gmail.com

Kelly has declared this our most boring episode yet. Did Allison Brie ever do a Notes App apology for her role in this show? Did I spell "Allison" correctly? Did you know she's married to a Franco? Lots to think about. Even if you think this episode is boring, you should still listen to it because I'd like to hit 1,000 downloads by the time this bad boy is a year old. You feel? Is this possible? WHO. KNOWS. Do you have a show suggestion? Send it our way at botepod@gmail.com!

Hope you're ready for smooth brain hours - this episode is absolutely chock full of nothing! It may be either boring or genius (we may be the next Larry David?) It may the perfect length and thus allowed to be boring because you're just so grateful for a sub hour and thirty minute episode. It may get Jennifer canceled in the future.  Do you have a show suggestion? By god send it our way at botepod@gmail.com. 

Well folks, it's official - Elon's check cleared and he owns Twitter. Will you be staying to see what he does with the place? Tweet at us and let us know! As per usual, we delve into a history lesson that we are not qualified to teach. Also, is "mob" or "mafia" the preferred term for Tony's line of work? Do you think Carmela was having sexual relations with the priest? Is the FBI anti-Italian-American? Email us at botepod@gmail.com and just tell us we're pretty. PLEASE.

Sorry to spill the beans but you've never eaten a Quizno's sub because they literally do not even exist. However, if you think you or a loved one have experienced a Quizno's, please GOD let us know (bonus if the Quizno's in question "burned down." Email us at botepod@gmail.com. Oh, and yeah we talked about Search Party and Lowkey talked about it a lot?? Like we actually stayed on topic so feel free to send us money, too. ha ha kidding or like, maybe not??

It doesn't matter which show came first: Game of Thrones is just old, European Succession. Kendall Roy is Bran, feel old yet? We talk about all the incest you could hope and dream for! Actuall dream for more? Then fight us in our email inbox at botepod@gmail.com.

It's 2022 and Jeb Bush is president. And that's cannon! At least podcast cannon. Listen as we drag Carrie through the mud and actively despise Big. Do you think Phil is a Charlotte or Carrie? We have opinions!! Let us know who the heaven and hell you are at botepod@gmail.com

That's right folks, we all must have our highs and lows. This is it: the floor. If you can't handle us at our Scrubs then you don't deserve us at our Literally Any Other Episode. We talk a lot about a relationship that doesn't exist anymore (RIP Florence and Zach). Jennifer has made the brave decision to continue watching this show, though she has yet to make it past season 1. In due time, baby! Have a show suggestion? Email us at botepod@gmail.com pleaseeeeeeeee

Heads up, we talk a lot about puke in the beginning of this episode. It's a part of our story! This is the movie theater episode in that we talk about movie theaters but also this episode is the length of a feature length film. Who knew there was so much ground to cover with Pretty Little Liars. But there IS! And a lot of it involves men trying to hit on literal teenagers - yuck. Have a show suggestion? Email us at Botepod@gmail.com!

Are you a David or Goliath or Rachel or Ross? Were you born to doctor parents or were you born with a Southern Accent? ANSWER HONESTLY OR JEFF PROBST WILL END YOU. If you want to go on Survivor, contact Jennifer and she will direct + edit your submission video. Seriously. If that's of no interest to you, just email us show suggestions at botepod@gmail.com.

All tattoos should have meaning and that's why you need to design a prison and get that replicated on your body ASAP! Kelly, Phil, and Jennifer discuss Prison Break but also discuss flute playing and literature to show that they are highbrow. Want to prove that you're highbrow? Email us at botepod@gmail.com.

Weewoo weewoo we recorded this BEFORE the Russian invasion of Ukraine, so Phil’s already bad facetious takes about Putin ARE even worse now. But we left them in to be raw and real and stand alongside our fellow host. Frasier Crane is a certified Kinsey One, folks! And he's also Seattle's most beloved radio host. Also, are our fans officially called BOTErs? Like Boat but also BOTE because we are BOTE. Or should it be stylized like BoTE? Any and all opinions are valid. Speaking of opinions, if you'd like to suggest a show or just cyberbully us, you can do so by emailing botepod@gmail.com.

Real Quick TW: After we give our predictions, we briefly mention a character's suicide. This show is a feminist slay in that a, you guessed it, woman becomes president?? Even better, women are evil in this show! Shonda, you genius! This is Jennifer's first Shonda show, and this is Kelly's 3rd time turning back to this series - she's a sucker for a leading man + leading lady star-crossed lovers plot line! Phil will watch Scandal if it's on and he comes into the room. Basically, we are the three biggest fans of Shondaland! Love Shonda or have a show rec? Email us at botepod@gmail.com !

If you love blood, gore, and weird sibling sexual tension, then baby, Dexter is the show for you! While we don't know what his exact affliction is (psychopath versus sociopath versus just regular murderer with Robin Hood complex) we do know that this guy is a little bit of a freak. And really, who isn't?  Got a show rec for us? Then you better email botepod@gmail.com by EOD or boss will fire you!

Phil tried and failed to watch this show so many times but I guess it was just """"too popular???"""" Jennifer and Kelly keep it basic and down-to-earth, absolutely adoring this show that arguably has too many Emmy's. This episode is sponsored in theory by Duolingo. Duolingo, for when you want to feel like your life is being threatened by a bilingual owl! If you have a show suggestion or can say "Where is the library?" in Portuguese, email us at botepod@gmail.com !

Sorry, folks! We randomly didn't do a quiz for this episode. I guess we were too distracted by how good Atypical is. That's right, all three of us have seen this whole show. We know, we know: eff the middle part. Unfortunately, we are hypocrites and liars!  Have a show suggestion or just advice about how to retire early? Email us at botepod@gmail.com Note: the actor who portrays Casey, Brigette Lundy-Paine, is non-binary (they/them pronouns). When speaking about the character Casey, we use she/her pronouns.

Are there noticeable volume differences among the three audios? Sure. But this is a space for learning the ropes of podcasting and all things audio. Thank you for taking the journey with us. Speaking of journeys, journey to heaven (or hell) with Kelly, Phil, and Jennifer as we travel to the Good Place™️. Want to write a letter pleading your case for an eternity in the Good Place? Email us at botepod@gmail.com and we'll make sure it gets to the right place.

Let's address the elephant in the room: this episode is a long one. But honey, it's all killer, no filler! If you disagree, send us the timestamps of what you would have cut out. Seriously. Do it. These cuts can be sent to botepod@gmail.com. XOXO