Between2Pillows's Podcast

With Ed out banging Goats and selling his body to the owners of Fansinations, and Big Mac out trying to rid the world cock blocking, double sided dildo using Nypho's, Big Daddy and Jay look into the history of laws that shouldn't even exist and discuss the world of stupidity and the history of the name Karen, until they just had to stop. . 

Big Mac goes silent for the episode (for the most part) to show her growing hatred of the transcarnivore movement, where she is upset over the fact that Chicken is trying to identify as beef. Meanwhile there is a return of the public restroom topic and the fear of contracting some disease over a toilet seat. They learn about the ungodly requests people make of British escorts and in history they would want to have drinks with. 

The most serious POD Cast they group has talked about. Bringing up the world of the Transgender male competing in Woman's sports. If you don't want to hear it, Don't Listen! Don't get us wrong, there is never a dull moment. Bring on COORS Light, Americas Beer!!

Whether or not the Roman is working, Ed feels that he could work a night in a strip club and if he needed a Bu%% Plug for the extra $$, he is all about it. You never know what you are going to get from that start of a topic. 

If you think you know about self tanner and spray tan, listen up, we don't either. Big Mac's stalker is still a thing, like get over yourself. Ed's been doing bath salts and don't ever think that you can't have an opposable C@$%!

Imagine being 5'-6" and having a 9.5" C@#&, who's gonna play with you. On top of that we learned about 20 interesting yet strange sex facts and what everyone's cheat code would be if they could have a special power.

With the 6 y/o's out of the picture and a new week starting, the topic of Hotpocket flavors precedes the topic of food porn... literally.  How would you feel about a pubic hair set of cornrows to be the hair pulled during the deed.

Sometimes there are no words for what is talked about in this POD. But if you want to hear about sleeping with Zombies and ED's exposure to VR porn in 2003, this is the place to find it. Because just when you think things are simple you realize, "I Smell Like Beef!"

Ed has an irrational fear of swimming with dolphins for the fact that they may dry to "Wet" hump him. While we learn about Clop Clop and Nugget Porn and listen to the daily struggles of Big Mac and her lack of an ability to spell simple words. 

 If there is one thing that we can all agree on , sometimes; it's a good conspiracy theory. If is chickens, DIA airport, or Dragons, it never holds a candle to cocks. Ed decides to eat cake or a cock while sitting on the other and things just go sideways.  

There are no words for this episode. Covering bedroom pet names and how cringe they can be, to figuring out just how much it would take ED to be a gigolo. Just how much you could believe he eat 5 guys for is enough said. 

With the world of passive income in front of us we thought that feet picks were the answer, then came the kaleidoscope dildo. Which tail would you wear to a party and how cringy guys are on dating sites. 

The Fam talks about passive income, how to make money without putting in the time and whether or not they would, well let's just mention glory holes. would you survive in prison and who's bitch you would be.  The dating world of Big Mac Heats up, and New Year's Eve bender was rough. 

After a weekend at Swanky's and a Fart to kill the public, the gang has no idea what direction to go in. Communication with ED leads to the possibility of transporting black tar to Miami or turning into a Gigolo.  All in favor of Road Head raise your hand. So much to disclose, listen at your discretion.  And who decided to put goat eyelids inside Benwa Balls back in the olden times.

There are no words for this episode. Looking into conspiracies about Michael Jackson and others. Big Mac thinks that Big Foot is alive and thriving.  

All Aboard! When there's a filter for something, we are going to see what happens, but when someone else has already put it to use, the possibilities are endless. No Homo, but the chance to take an NFL Quarterback and see their feminine side and change their name; we have to see who the hottest is. Then you add cock thumping. Man, the world is your oyster. 

Mommy and Daddy issues are a thing of the present, whether you can get over them or not is your problem. Red flags on the other hand are more common than you think. Learn about how the guys (and Big Mac) feel about cringy things on dating apps and dates, and what the absolute turn offs are. 

A Trip to Montana, takes Big Mac back home for a wedding to deal with the family, realize that she can be a horrible person, getting plastered, taking ridiculous shots like a Bleached asshole, and dealing with wakadoo's on the plane. Though we said we would avoid politics, we had to learn about the newest pronouns like, Clown and Clownself. WTF!??

With ED off to Bigger and Better things; temporarily, the guys bring in Big Mac to settle to differences between men and women. The dating scene is a shit show and Big Mac can attest to it. And while all this is going on we try to decipher the need to bleach one's asshole. 

Coming back with a vengeance. With ED MIA in College jocking bitches and drinking Boons Farm getting wasted on tampons, the guys add yet another epic addition to the cast with Big Mac! Learning the ways and jumping into news about NFL stars getting rides on carts to take a shit and deciding if getting head from a mermaid is better than pissing out of your finger. Yet more things you wish you never learned.