Bible Boys

Spooky Season continues with the 2019 psychological thriller, "Saint Maud!" We cover the horror of adult conversion, scary stories from nursing school, and supporting women's wrongs.  Acolytes of Horror "Saint Maud: God As Self Portrait" Follow the show on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/thebibleboys.bsky.social   Follow our other projects!: Mortified! The Friendship Quest https://www.youtube.com/@aavoigt   You can find us on social media at: https://bsky.app/profile/greenelight.bsky.social https://twitter.com/GreeneHistory https://bsky.app/profile/aavoigt.bsky.social

Happy Holyween, saints and sinners! We kick off our 4th annual spooky season with "The Exorcist III!" Join us as we rage against "Sausage Party," debate whether callbacks have always been stupid, and contrast the Greene siblings' breakup films. Follow the show on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/thebibleboys.bsky.social I Adjure You Ancient Serpent: https://aaronsxl.itch.io/iayas   Follow our other projects!: Mortified! The Friendship Quest https://www.youtube.com/@aavoigt   You can find us on social media at: https://bsky.app/profile/greenelight.bsky.social https://twitter.com/GreeneHistory https://bsky.app/profile/aavoigt.bsky.social

CW- blood, body horror, brief mentions of eye trauma We return from our hiatus to talk about the first season of the Netflix animated action series, "Castlevania!" We chat about problematic age gaps, the tradeoffs of adapting a videogame into a TV show, and the penetrability of vampires.   Follow the show on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/thebibleboys.bsky.social   Follow our other projects!: Mortified! The Friendship Quest https://www.youtube.com/@aavoigt   You can find us on social media at: https://bsky.app/profile/greenelight.bsky.social https://twitter.com/GreeneHistory https://bsky.app/profile/aavoigt.bsky.social

CW- conversion therapy This week we watched the 1999 gay comedy, "But I'm A Cheerleader!" We chat about the homosexual perils of vegetarianism, unequal censorship of queer media in the 90s, and who Aaron thinks Ru Paul is.  Follow the show on Twitter: @TheBibleBoys Follow our other projects!: Mortified! The Friendship Quest You can find us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MykalsDiamonds https://twitter.com/GreeneHistory https://twitter.com/aaronsxl

This week, we draw closer to the end of our History Channel The Bible Miniseries! We discuss the rise of David, speculate about whether we coulda hooped, and most importantly, discuss "Our Friend Martin."  Follow the show on Twitter: @TheBibleBoys Follow our other projects!: Mortified! The Friendship Quest You can find us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MykalsDiamonds https://twitter.com/GreeneHistory https://twitter.com/aaronsxl

This week, we continue our miniseries with The Bible Episode 3: Homeland! We discuss how Battles BC did it better, discover the existence of Exodus Gods and Kings, and learn that Dr. Pepper is not for women.   Follow the show on Twitter: @TheBibleBoys Follow our other projects!: Mortified! The Friendship Quest You can find us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MykalsDiamonds https://twitter.com/GreeneHistory https://twitter.com/aaronsxl

This week, we go down the Twitter rabbit hole and investigate the "Nephilim Conspiracy!" We discuss the only downside of the Trump presidency, John Kerry's earthquake powers, and ruin our Youtube algorithms.  Original batshit thread- https://twitter.com/DaggerAndBullet/status/1651635738092478481 Other rancid videos that we used for research but you should not watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvJUQso-9ng&list=PLWuecZyorTc09hZzTrOHs5YOfHS_NPkFH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HnIFyO8AT8&list=PLWuecZyorTc09hZzTrOHs5YOfHS_NPkFH&index=2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bez4DKZI7yU&list=PLWuecZyorTc09hZzTrOHs5YOfHS_NPkFH&index=6 Follow the show on Twitter: @TheBibleBoys Follow our other projects!: Mortified! The Friendship Quest You can find us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MykalsDiamonds https://twitter.com/GreeneHistory https://twitter.com/aaronsxl  

This week, to celebrate our 100th episode, we rewatched the 2014 film that started it all. We discuss how our lives have changed in the last 3 years, conduct an honest-to-God themes analysis, and make our predictions for the upcoming GND 5. GND Script- https://www.allreadable.com/mv169aaJJO6 Newsboys GND Music Video- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_OTz-lpDjw Follow the show on Twitter: @TheBibleBoys Follow our other projects!: Mortified! The Friendship Quest You can find us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MykalsDiamonds https://twitter.com/GreeneHistory https://twitter.com/aaronsxl

For the first time in Bible Boys history, we decide to do a miniseries of our own with the History Channel Bible Miniseries! In Episode 2, we discuss Bible Boys' 3rd birthday, debate whether the Barbie movie is more important than Trump's arraignment, and the historicity of racially profiling Moses. Follow the show on Twitter: @TheBibleBoys Follow our other projects!: Mortified! The Friendship Quest You can find us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MykalsDiamonds https://twitter.com/GreeneHistory https://twitter.com/aaronsxl

This week, we tackle the History Channel's Bible Miniseries! We discuss Abraham fanfiction, cowardly and a weird amount of John Wick references.  Moriah: https://urania-games.itch.io/moriah Follow the show on Twitter: @TheBibleBoys Follow our other projects!: Mortified! The Friendship Quest You can find us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MykalsDiamonds https://twitter.com/GreeneHistory https://twitter.com/aaronsxl

This week, Aaron and Michael watch the comedy drama COG (2013). Will the boys enjoy the movie? Will Michael learn about Gears of War? Listen to find out! Follow the show on Twitter: @TheBibleBoys Follow our other projects!: Mortified! The Friendship Quest You can find us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MykalsDiamonds https://twitter.com/GreeneHistory https://twitter.com/aaronsxl

This week, we explore a Christian twist on the High School Musical format with "A Week Away!" We discuss Michael's judicial knowledge, Josh's shower stories, and Greene parent favoritism.  Follow the show on Twitter: @TheBibleBoys Follow our other projects!: Mortified! The Friendship Quest You can find us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MykalsDiamonds https://twitter.com/GreeneHistory https://twitter.com/aaronsxl

This week, we watch the comedy Sister Act (1992). Listen as the boys make a joyful noise as they finally watch a musical Josh fully enjoys.     Follow the show on Twitter: @TheBibleBoys Follow our other projects!: Mortified! The Friendship Quest You can find us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MykalsDiamonds https://twitter.com/GreeneHistory https://twitter.com/aaronsxl

This week, we bring you Christmas in January with our conversation about the Netflix romcom, "Single All the Way!" We discuss Kathy Najimy, the importance of having queer writers, and which host is the gay, sad, or scary one.    Follow the show on Twitter: @TheBibleBoys Follow our other projects!: Mortified! The Friendship Quest You can find us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MykalsDiamonds https://twitter.com/GreeneHistory https://twitter.com/aaronsxl

CW: Financial abuse, alcoholism, predatory relationships This episode, we cover the Hulu documentary on the scandal that brought down Jerry Falwell, "God Forbid!" We talk about the most mockable fetish, Michael explains Dark Brandon, and Aaron starts his new rap career. Follow the show on Twitter: @TheBibleBoys Follow our other projects!: Mortified! The Friendship Quest You can find us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MykalsDiamonds https://twitter.com/GreeneHistory https://twitter.com/aaronsxl

Another Spooky Season has come and gone. The boys take a fun camping trip with their good friend The Blair Witch Project (1999). Who gets covered in blue goo and who is Heather?  Follow the show on Twitter: @TheBibleBoys Follow our other projects!: Mortified! The Friendship Quest You can find us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MykalsDiamonds https://twitter.com/GreeneHistory https://twitter.com/aaronsxl

CW- Mentions of incest and sexual assault This week, we continue our Spooky Season with "The Last Exorcism!" We talk found footage, flat characters, and the importance of making sure at least some spaghetti sticks to the wall.  Seriously, play Norco. Follow the show on Twitter: @TheBibleBoys Follow our other projects!: Mortified! The Friendship Quest You can find us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MykalsDiamonds https://twitter.com/GreeneHistory https://twitter.com/aaronsxl

Spooky season continues as the boys are reminded the importance of a vasectomy. This week we watch The Omen (1976). How many monkeys were brutally murdered in order to create this film? Can the director fight an infinite number of toddlers? You'll have to listen to find out.   Follow the show on Twitter: @TheBibleBoys Follow our other projects!: Mortified! The Friendship Quest You can find us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MykalsDiamonds https://twitter.com/GreeneHistory https://twitter.com/aaronsxl

Well folks, another year has come and gone, and, as is his contractual right, Michael is ready to take us into yet another Spooky Season. We start things off with the 1973 Wicker Man, in which Aaron and Michael chat about the most foolish, horny cop getting owned by Christopher Lee in the prequel to Midsommar.   Follow the show on Twitter: @TheBibleBoys Follow our other projects!: Mortified! The Friendship Quest You can find us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MykalsDiamonds https://twitter.com/GreeneHistory https://twitter.com/aaronsxl

The musical's don't stop but we finally get to watch a good one. This week the boys battle their demons and the French authority in the hit Disney film The Hunchback of Norte Dame (1996). Which one of the boys is the hero, which is the monster, and which one loves himbos.   Follow the show on Twitter: @TheBibleBoys Follow our other projects!: Mortified! The Friendship Quest You can find us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/MykalsDiamonds https://twitter.com/GreeneHistory https://twitter.com/aaronsxl