Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Here we are my friends, at the end of all things. This is the final episode of Season 4! It has been a wild ride, and hopefully you all have enjoyed it thus far. That being said, there is still the episode to listen to. The group is currently trying to outrun the jilted lover known as Yig. Shubniggurath is not far behind, but may be distracted. There are only two pillars left to activate to end the apocalypse. Something tells me the giant elder gods duking it out will not appreciate that. Can the group get rid of Yig? Will they make it to all the pillars and activate whatever device before the elder gods destroy them? What happens when they’re activated? Who is breaking all these walls? What song will be parodied at the end of the episode? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts) Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- This episode is sponsored by · rSlash Podcast: Host rSlash, a YouTuber with 1.5MM subscribers reads Reddit posts from subreddits like r/entitledparents, r/prorevenge, r/choosingbeggars and more. https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L?si=a7VvIF_BSi2zGv_h0NzFSg Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Wow, things have really taken a turn for the worst. Not only is the world ending, but the entire city of New York has erupted into chaos. Oh, and there are giant monsters rampaging around fighting each other or wreaking havoc. The group needed to split up because they forgot what they were supposed to do. One group is running from a big hairy toad monster, the other is dealing with a goat monster that lactates monster juice on you. Speaking of which, Tedward has been infected and is now hoping that Milton will be able to cure him with a blast from the god gun. Will the gun cure his affliction? How do you outrun a toad that is constantly evolving to catch up to you? How can you run with no legs? Why did it have to be snakes? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more! Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts) --- This episode is sponsored by · rSlash Podcast: Host rSlash, a YouTuber with 1.5MM subscribers reads Reddit posts from subreddits like r/entitledparents, r/prorevenge, r/choosingbeggars and more. https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L?si=a7VvIF_BSi2zGv_h0NzFSg Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! So, the only job the group really has at this point is to bleed on a few pieces of rock. That being said...they forgot to bleed on the rock that was closest to them. Now, said rock is under a building work of rubble...and under water. Not sure if the group has time to go back, they do the smart thing in the middle of a world ending event: split up. Now the group is half back-tracking and half trudging forward into the depths of madness to try to save this messed up world. Will group A bleed on the first pillar? How are they going to find a pillar under water? What has tentacles but isn’t a lovecraftian monster? What happens when you get that goat lady’s milk on your skin again? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts) Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Montana is back from the dead! That’s great on so many levels. Well, not for Montana, but it’s great for everyone else. Now that the group is back in good ol 1932 New York City, chaos reigns supreme! Turns out Father Bierce was Hastur all along. Now New York is embroiled in a giant battle between outer space titans. On top of that, all of the citizens are having it out in a battle to the death. The group just now needs to bleed on some pieces of stone around town and save the world. How hard can it be? What else is lurking in the city? How will the group accomplish their goal? How can they possibly mess it up? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts) Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Last time we left off, the group was dealing with some sort of giant mutant venus fly trap. The only person who really had a problem was Montana Jackson, who is slowly sliding into the mouth of the monster. He should be totally fine though as he slides towards a garbage disposal esque maw of teeth. The rest of the group tries to dig up a pillar in the hopes that they can run to the next spot in time, before more monsters come to eat them. In doing so, they finally discover who has been showing them these different windows in time, and why. Will Montana make it out of the future alive? Who has been sending the group through time? Why show the group these pillars? What does death sound like? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Full disclosure. We had a major technical glitch which rendered the last month of our season completely unusable. We apologize for that inconvenience as we have to rerecord the entire last month, plus some other content. We did not want to miss a week of releasing content to you listeners so we decided to release our 2019 live performance from Dragoncon 2019. The SPACE VIKINGS are back! The crew gets a distress call and decides to investigate. An arrest and a strange discovery later, the group must then perform an escort mission. How will they screw it up? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.  If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Full disclosure. We had a major technical glitch which rendered the last month of our season completely unusable. We apologize for that inconvenience as we have to rerecord the entire last month, plus some other content. We did not want to miss a week of releasing content to you listeners so we decided to release our 2019 live performance from Dragoncon 2019. The SPACE VIKINGS are back! The crew gets a distress call and decides to investigate. An arrest and a strange discovery later, the group must then perform an escort mission. How will they screw it up? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.  If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! So much for Bradley being dead I guess. Not even the power of death can break the incestual, I mean ancestral bonds between family members. Now that the group has made it to the door in question, the only thing that remains is to make sure the door never opens. Father Bierce said in order to seal the door, they had to draw the elder sign. That’s pretty easy, so what could go wr...oh where did these shiny urns come from? I mean, I get it, put a sign on the door and get out, but these are urns! Not to mention they make the head pain go away when you touch them! Also, they glow when you touch them, so they must be important. What are these urns? Will the party manage to avoid the temptation of breaking them? If they fail, how will they manage to escape the clutches of Cthulu? Do sweet tea and Starcraft mix? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts) --- This episode is sponsored by · Oops Podcast: The Oops podcast examines the mistakes that change the trajectory of people’s lives: the bad decisions, the aftermath, the path to redemption and all things in between. https://open.spotify.com/show/70QREbmvK41DTlzttvWt3f?si=LcDth1spSK-o5Nhbe96QVQ Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! So much for Bradley being dead I guess. Not even the power of death can break the incestual, I mean ancestral bonds between family members. Now that the group has made it to the door in question, the only thing that remains is to make sure the door never opens. Father Bierce said in order to seal the door, they had to draw the elder sign. That’s pretty easy, so what could go wr...oh where did these shiny urns come from? I mean, I get it, put a sign on the door and get out, but these are urns! Not to mention they make the head pain go away when you touch them! Also, they glow when you touch them, so they must be important. What are these urns? Will the party manage to avoid the temptation of breaking them? If they fail, how will they manage to escape the clutches of Cthulu? Do sweet tea and Starcraft mix? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts) --- This episode is sponsored by · rSlash Podcast: Host rSlash, a YouTuber with 1.5MM subscribers reads Reddit posts from subreddits like r/entitledparents, r/prorevenge, r/choosingbeggars and more. https://open.spotify.com/show/3hJo9o8qFqrblXu1Plkv8L?si=a7VvIF_BSi2zGv_h0NzFSg Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! So much for Bradley being dead I guess. Not even the power of death can break the incestual, I mean ancestral bonds between family members. Now that the group has made it to the door in question, the only thing that remains is to make sure the door never opens. Father Bierce said in order to seal the door, they had to draw the elder sign. That’s pretty easy, so what could go wr...oh where did these shiny urns come from? I mean, I get it, put a sign on the door and get out, but these are urns! Not to mention they make the head pain go away when you touch them! Also, they glow when you touch them, so they must be important. What are these urns? Will the party manage to avoid the temptation of breaking them? If they fail, how will they manage to escape the clutches of Cthulu? Do sweet tea and Starcraft mix? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! I guess the group cannot do anything simply. Could they just sail to the island of R’lyeh? Nah, they have to ramp off of Dagon’s head. However, now they don’t have a way back home. Well, I guess they could swim. They seem to have found an old ally once thought dead. He is dead actually, but now they can bring him back. The island is filled with more tentacle monsters because why not. Now, there is a giant door that stands in front of them. Behind that door is Cthulu. Aka, they are fucked. Who do they bring back from the dead? What special powers might he have? Is there anyone more handsome than Tedward? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more! Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook, check us out at BotchedPodcast.com, and feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! I guess the group cannot do anything simply. Could they just sail to the island of R’lyeh? Nah, they have to ramp off of Dagon’s head. However, now they don’t have a way back home. Well, I guess they could swim. They seem to have found an old ally once thought dead. He is dead actually, but now they can bring him back. The island is filled with more tentacle monsters because why not. Now, there is a giant door that stands in front of them. Behind that door is Cthulu. Aka, they are fucked. Who do they bring back from the dead? What special powers might he have? Is there anyone more handsome than Tedward? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more! Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook, check us out at BotchedPodcast.com, and feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! I guess the group cannot do anything simply. Could they just sail to the island of R’lyeh? Nah, they have to ramp off of Dagon’s head. However, now they don’t have a way back home. Well, I guess they could swim. They seem to have found an old ally once thought dead. He is dead actually, but now they can bring him back. The island is filled with more tentacle monsters because why not. Now, there is a giant door that stands in front of them. Behind that door is Cthulu. Aka, they are fucked. Who do they bring back from the dead? What special powers might he have? Is there anyone more handsome than Tedward? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more! Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook, check us out at BotchedPodcast.com, and feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! I guess the group cannot do anything simply. Could they just sail to the island of R’lyeh? Nah, they have to ramp off of Dagon’s head. However, now they don’t have a way back home. Well, I guess they could swim. They seem to have found an old ally once thought dead. He is dead actually, but now they can bring him back. The island is filled with more tentacle monsters because why not. Now, there is a giant door that stands in front of them. Behind that door is Cthulu. Aka, they are fucked. Who do they bring back from the dead? What special powers might he have? Is there anyone more handsome than Tedward? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more! Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook, check us out at BotchedPodcast.com, and feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, there goes Father Bierce. At least he gave his life for what he loved...children. I mean Tedward. He was like a son to him, obviously. Tedward could not have cared less though. The group seemed as though they were definitely dead, especially since they blew up the church and had it collapse on them. Luckily, it seems there were allies nearby that fished them out of the rubble and got them to a doctor’s care quickly. Now that they are awake, they have new found powers which they will undoubtedly use for their own strange selfish purposes. However, it seems Bradley did not have such a wholesome fate. As a result, the island of R’lyeh has risen. Cthulu is coming. Who saved the group? What are their new powers? What will happen now that R’lyeh has risen? Does life created on a whim have a soul? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts) Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, there goes Father Bierce. At least he gave his life for what he loved...children. I mean Tedward. He was like a son to him, obviously. Tedward could not have cared less though. The group seemed as though they were definitely dead, especially since they blew up the church and had it collapse on them. Luckily, it seems there were allies nearby that fished them out of the rubble and got them to a doctor’s care quickly. Now that they are awake, they have new found powers which they will undoubtedly use for their own strange selfish purposes. However, it seems Bradley did not have such a wholesome fate. As a result, the island of R’lyeh has risen. Cthulu is coming. Who saved the group? What are their new powers? What will happen now that R’lyeh has risen? Does life created on a whim have a soul? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts) Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, there goes Father Bierce. At least he gave his life for what he loved...children. I mean Tedward. He was like a son to him, obviously. Tedward could not have cared less though. The group seemed as though they were definitely dead, especially since they blew up the church and had it collapse on them. Luckily, it seems there were allies nearby that fished them out of the rubble and got them to a doctor’s care quickly. Now that they are awake, they have new found powers which they will undoubtedly use for their own strange selfish purposes. However, it seems Bradley did not have such a wholesome fate. As a result, the island of R’lyeh has risen. Cthulu is coming. Who saved the group? What are their new powers? What will happen now that R’lyeh has risen? Does life created on a whim have a soul? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts) Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, there goes Father Bierce. At least he gave his life for what he loved...children. I mean Tedward. He was like a son to him, obviously. Tedward could not have cared less though. The group seemed as though they were definitely dead, especially since they blew up the church and had it collapse on them. Luckily, it seems there were allies nearby that fished them out of the rubble and got them to a doctor’s care quickly. Now that they are awake, they have new found powers which they will undoubtedly use for their own strange selfish purposes. However, it seems Bradley did not have such a wholesome fate. As a result, the island of R’lyeh has risen. Cthulu is coming. Who saved the group? What are their new powers? What will happen now that R’lyeh has risen? Does life created on a whim have a soul? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts) Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! What do we have here but a good ol’ fashioned combat episode. Yeah, I know they aren’t the most interesting, but sometimes they have to happen! We do have a mystery as one of our “heroes” has been taken by the cult of C’thulu! The Hounds of Tindalos have showed up to murder the group and in typical Botched fashion, they are not super happy about the difficulty level. Fret not however, as I have the power of editing out the grumpiness that is Phil, so he sounds positively joyful. Why are the hounds so tough? Who got taken? Why won’t Tedward love Father Bierce? What’s on the other side of one of those time portals the hounds use? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts) Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! What do we have here but a good ol’ fashioned combat episode. Yeah, I know they aren’t the most interesting, but sometimes they have to happen! We do have a mystery as one of our “heroes” has been taken by the cult of C’thulu! The Hounds of Tindalos have showed up to murder the group and in typical Botched fashion, they are not super happy about the difficulty level. Fret not however, as I have the power of editing out the grumpiness that is Phil, so he sounds positively joyful. Why are the hounds so tough? Who got taken? Why won’t Tedward love Father Bierce? What’s on the other side of one of those time portals the hounds use? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, prints and more! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin & Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts) Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/botchedpodcast/support