Butterflies on the Wheel

It's the Cricket Episode! Featuring one of the most egregious decisions ever made in this definitely not real court. Like, listening back, I'm like "how did you even think that that would be the right conclusion to draw" like who even thinks that?! Like seriously! Man, F this S.

The Trivial Trial returns in the safest of hands (Judge Jack's), as he sifts through Sebastian's harrowing story, stresses through Raghu's, and delivers one of his "most incredible" (self-proclaimed) deliberations yet. With special thanks to Apple's Jonathan Ive, who catches a sensational number of strays with this episode.

Trivial Trials has rebranded to the name it always should have been! Jack recounts sexy childhood trauma, Sebastian reads out a doozy, and Raghu dissects us as always.

The Trivial Trial returns, with the help of one of our many loyal listener.

Oh my days! It's us! Back! Jack does Bob Dylan, Raghu does his best story ever (in my opinion, not that it matters), and Sebastian judges the balls off of us

Pucker up! The Trivial Trial is in session once more, with Raghu taking to the role of judge like a duck to water, or Jack to the idea of an attack on one of his best friends. Sebastian debuts Sappho, who will soon be his replacement in the Very Real Court, just as soon as she finishes law school. And if you are listening to this on Spotify, we think (?) you can now vote on who you think deserves to win the episode?

And so, another episode dawns upon us. Jack does the worst job of all time being a judge, Sebastian regales us with a delightful tale about something or other, and Raghu predicts the World Cup winners.

AKA The Spicy Butter Waffle Episode. Sebastian returns to his rightful place as court judge, sniffing out justice to his heart's content. Raghu's velvety tones take on a lactose quality, while Jack Vaa is actually from, like, Denmark? In case you didn't know?

With new and improved microphones, and outdated and degrading perceptions of life, the Boys are Back for Season 4 of the best barely listened to podcast of all time. With Raghu acting as a cutting judge, Jack freaks out about his hair and Sebastian throws one of his slaves under the bus. Some things never change.

Recorded August 2019. Which is why all the references are from a distant era, pre-Brexit, when Corona was just the only beer you put a lime into for some unknown reason. Jack's Dad and actor Tony Gardner joins us for this episode, in what could potentially be a career-defining role. In fact, after listening back to this, we are convinced this will have massive implications for his career. Raghu discusses the Royal Family (#EatTheRich), Jack commits Patricide and Tony discovers the dangers of reading through Urban Dictionary in a pub whilst waiting to come to the recording... Oh boy.

In this weeks jaunt, Sonnet-composing Sebastian cannot stop bloodcurdlingly laughing at describing the death of his enemies, Article-Reading Raghu reads an article and Beautiful-Face-Haver Jack does very little apart from keeping this ship afloat as usual.  EMAIL US: Butterfliespodcast@gmail.com

Forget Netflix and Chill. Its all about Podcast n' Tonsilblast now mf-ers In our THIRTIETH episode (look how far we have come, look what we have ACHIEVED), we invite Dame Helen Mirren or Judy Dench or whatever into the studio to talk about Library Creatures, then Raghu goes on another semi-comprehensible rant about the sun before Jack whacks out his strings and makes you listen to him for 4 minutes straight because he can do what he wants.  Write into us at butterfliespodcast@gmail.com and why the hell don't you?  Instagram -- @ButterfliesPodcast

This week, Sebastian loquaciously looks at lots of little crimes located at a lesbian-free Lebanese wedding, Raghu cynically castigates the curmudgeons who cant click "Cant Go" to his carouses (causing credible crossness) and Jack spends too much time writing the description as usual.

In this episode, we Blow and Tell, we discuss mental health kind of, and most importantly we explain why Italy sucks donkey balls.  Email us at butterfliespodcast@gmail.com Instagram: butterfliespodcast Twitter: @ButterfliesPod

We are BACK! AGAIN! New and improved apart from definitely not improved! This week we discuss very important things like how to punish pregnant women and how being told to not watch sports is like farting in a room full of people. And if that isn't new and improved then I don't know what is.   Jack embodies a new character because character and prop comedy are two noble arts, Raghu writes a story (new and improved) and Sebastian returns as the Gay Judge.  Twitter @butterfliespod Instagram: @butterfliespodcast EMAIL US YOUR STORIES: butterfliespodcast@gmail.com and then write us a review

In anticipation of the release of SERIES 3 of Butterflies on the Wheel, we have put together our fav stories from the last series and serialised them into this serial thing. Its funny. Listen to it and tell us how excited you are for Series 3.  Instagram: @butterfliespodcast Twitter: @butterfliespod Email: butterfliespodcast@gmail.com Thanks for waiting and love you all lots and lots!

In the LAST EPISODE OF THE SERIES (don't cry we will be back, maybe probably), we invite on Astrology Guru Caroline "Caz" Elms as she shares the furious anger that has been bubbling up inside her for the last 10 years. WELCOME TO THE CLUB BABE. Jack discusses seeing an actual real-life up close anus, Raghu gets drunk again and Sebastian shouts at Raghu in a way that I, at least, find hilarious.  Write into us at butterfliespodcast@gmail.com with your trivial criminal, and we will read it out on the next series!  Subscribe and if you could rate our podcast that would be absolutely fantastic and really helps us grow. Instagram: @ButterfliesPodcast Twitter:  @ButterfliesPod See you next series!!!

In the LAST EPISODE OF THE SERIES (don't cry we will be back, maybe probably), we invite on Astrology Guru Caroline "Caz" Elms as she shares the furious anger that has been bubbling up inside her for the last 10 years. WELCOME TO THE CLUB BABE. Jack discusses seeing an actual real-life up close anus, Raghu gets drunk again and Sebastian shouts at Raghu in a way that I, at least, find hilarious.  Write into us at butterfliespodcast@gmail.com with your trivial criminal, and we will read it out on the next series!  Subscribe and if you could rate our podcast that would be absolutely fantastic and really helps us grow. Instagram: @ButterfliesPodcast Twitter:  @ButterfliesPod See you next series!!!

In the penultimate episode of the Series (thank Gaya), the gang finally start getting into some real gosh darn issues. Finally, the eternal question gets answered: who is better? Nazis or Homophobes? Also featured-- Raghu cry-laughs at a South African accent, Jack finds and loses his zen and Sebastian tells us the right way to pronounce "cum" (why is he the expert on this all of a sudden?) Tweet us: @butterfliespod Instagram: @butterfliespodcast Email: Butterfliespodcast@gmail.com

Welcome to the most accessible episode yet, where we discuss our recent foray to Glastonbury Festival. Jack, Raghu and the other one are joined this week by Rebecca, who is Jack's soon to be ex-fiancee. As all fiancees eventually become. This week, bad anus aimers, The Killers and Stubby-fingered 20-something year old males. Tweet us: @butterfliespod Instagram: @ButterfliesPodcast Email: butterfliespodcast@gmail.com