Cerise And Vicky Rank The Movies

New Patreon ep! Listen as C&V scrounge up two secret Christmas movies from the dumpster - 1984's Sole Survivor and 1996's Riot! Is Thom Eberhardt's updating of Carnival of Souls too good for a Dumpster Diving ep? How did a movie about LA (or maybe New York) race riots wind up hating the IRA so much? Subscribe and find out! https://www.patreon.com/posts/71371303?pr=true

Couch Gag! C&V press on into the swamps of August, adding two new Simpsons episodes to their list! Is The Telltale Head's solid construction enough to balance out its 1990-era patriotism? Does This Little Wiggy go a little too far in making fun of Ralph Wiggum? How morally correct is it to steal a movie? Subscribe and find out! https://www.patreon.com/posts/70697076

Cerise and Vicky try to survive the hottest summer in years by loading their miniguns, showing off their biceps and wondering where all these red laser dots are coming from as they tackle every standalone Predator movie! How is 1987's Predator more than just a cheesy 80s action movie? How badly did Disney screw over the people behind 2022's Prey? And how confusing is it to keep the names of all the movies between straight? Tune in and find out! 8:07 - Predator (1987, John McTiernan) 28:59 - Predator 2 (1990, Stephen Hopkins) 45:55 - Predators (2010, Nimrod Antal) 1:00:42 - The Predator (2018, Shane Black) 1:17:05 - Prey (2022, Dan Trachtenberg)

NEW PATREON EP! Cerise and Vicky explore the UFOria of the 70s, coming up with two prime cuts of ET trash. Does Chariots of the Gods prove that people were even easier to grift in the 70s than they are today? Is Prey an exception to or an example of the rot of the late 70's British film industry? Subscribe to the Patreon and find out! https://www.patreon.com/posts/69953934?pr=true

Cerise and Vicky pump the volume on their theremins, polish their death rays and cross the cosmos, adding five movies about alien invasions to the list, starting with 2022's Nope! If Jordan Peele keeps going at his current rate, how long will it be before the argument that he's the greatest horror director ever starts to make sense? Is 1978's Invasion of the Body Snatchers superior to the original? How badly did the failure of Mars Attacks! screw over blockbuster filmmakers in the years to come? Tune in and find out! 8:29 - Nope (2022, Jordan Peele) 28:55 - War of the Worlds (1953, Byron Haskins) 45:23 - Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978, Philip Kaufman) 1:07:11 - Mars Attacks! (1996, Tim Burton) 1:31:35 - Edge of Tomorrow (2014, Doug Liman)

NEW PATREON EP! C&V battle painful injury and deep mediocrity to bring you some thoughts on some of the Simpsons' filleriest episodes - Season 1's Call of the Simpsons and Season 9's Simpson Tide! Why did one of these episodes inspire a whole level in the Simpsons arcade game? How spurious is the claim that the Simpsons predicted the war between Russia and Ukraine? Subscribe and find out! https://www.patreon.com/ceriseandvicky

Cerise and special guest host Camellia Berry Grass tackle five cases of a smaller filmmaker hitting the big time! Is our collective patience for Taika Waititi running as thin as it seems? Will our ranking of a Jean Luc Godard masterpiece upset the Sight & Sound people? Is Ang Lee's Hulk one of the most underrated movies of the 2000s? And how much damage will Cerise inflict upon herself by taking over Vicky's duties for the week Tune in and find out! 9:27 - Thor Love & Thunder (2022, Taika Waititi) 30:26 - Contempt (1963, Jean-Luc Godard) 49:13 - Popeye (1980, Robert Altman) 1:09:12 - Out of Sight (1998, Steven Soderbergh) 1:26:41 - Hulk (2003, Ang Lee)

Cerise & Vicky hit the road, alienate their loved ones and overcome their personal demons in the course of adding five entries from the most generic genre to the list – musical biopics. Is Baz Luhrmann's Elvis kinda good, actually? Why is Hal Ashby so unfairly forgotten? Does Todd Haynes' Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story live up to its illicit hype? And did Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story prove that this genre is unkillable? Tune in and find out! (Also, apparently an Elton John movie was watched and discussed. There's literal audio evidence that proves this. But we're still skeptical.) 11:05 - Elvis (2022, Baz Luhrmann) 28:17 - Bound For Glory (1976, Hal Ashby) 48:16 - Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story (1987, Todd Haynes) 1:02:01 - Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007, Jake Kasdan) 1:15:39 - Rocketman (2019, Dexter Fletcher)

Cerise and Vicky are back with an episode 65 million seconds in the making! Join them as they and special guest Sophie Lewis plumb the humid depths of the entire Jurassic Park franchise, including Jurassic World Dominion! Why do we think Steven Spielberg was so hyped to make Jurassic Park? At what point do the raptors basically become Gremlins? Is Colin Trevorrow the worst director we've ever covered? How many dinosaur names can three people mispronounce? Tune in and find out! 12:16 – Jurassic Park (1993, Steven Spielberg) 37:10 – The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997, Steven Spielberg) 54:54 – Jurassic Park III (2001, Joe Johnston) 1:10:53 – Jurassic World (2015, Colin Trevorrow) 1:39:00 – Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018, JA Bayona) 1:57:54 – Jurassic World Dominion (2022, Colin Trevorrow)

Get ready to sharpen your swords and call upon an increasingly suspect series of gods, because Cerise and Vicky are adding five movies about mythic warriors to the list? Is a massive budget more of a help or a hindrance for The Northman? Will Conan the Barbarian be as fashy as Cerise and Vicky fear? Should Tarsem Singh's Immortals have been the template for all blockbusters going forward? Tune in and find out!

Cerise & Vicky are set against each other in a lethal contest of movie ranking acumen, racing against the clock and adding five movies about deadly games to the list! Does We're All Going To The World's Fair live up to the festival hype? Does Battle Royale stand the test of time? Is Gary Busey a better villain than Rutger Hauer? Tune in after your state-mandated viewing of Clawing For Dollars and find out! 9:08 - We're All Going to The World's Fair (2021, Jane Schoenbrun) 23:48 - Mumsy, Nanny, Sonny & Girly (1970, Freddie Francis) 38:26 - The Running Man (1987, Paul Michael Glaser) 54:55 - Surviving The Game (1994, Ernest Dickerson) 1:09:09 - Battle Royale (2000, Kinji Fukusaku)

Cerise & Vicky do battle with the studios, steal the negatives and weep about the general state of the film industry while also finding time to rave about five movies that received botched releases! Did Memoria deserve much better treatment from Neon? Did Alex Cox torch his Hollywood career in the best way possible? Is Annihilation the greatest weed movie ever? Tune in and find out! 8:44 – Memoria (2021, Apichatpong Weerasethakul) 30:18 – Walker (1987, Alex Cox) 50:51 – All The Boys Love Mandy Lane (2007, Jonathan Levine) 1:04:51 – Annihilation (2018, Alex Garland) 1:28:38 – The Empty Man (2020, David A Prior)

Cerise & Vicky rave about two punk DIY classics that are likely to be some of the highest-ranked movies this sideshow ever produces! Why is 1988's Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em so criminally underseen in America? Why does 2009's Repo Chick have such a bad reputation? Subscribe and find out! Cerise & Vicky rave about two punk DIY classics that are likely to be some of the highest-ranked movies this sideshow ever produces! Why is 1988's Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em so criminally underseen in America? Why does 2009's Repo Chick have such a bad reputation? Tune in and find out!

Cerise & Vicky slip into some hot pants, pile into a van and set out to find some good barbecue, adding five backwoods horror movies to the list along the way! Is Ti West's X the raunchy, sex positive flick good time promised by the ads? Did Tobe Hooper harbor secrets that can only be guessed at now? Is Rob Zombie a far better filmmaker than anyone gives him credit for? Tune in and find out! 6:33 - X (2022, Ti West) 19:59 - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974, Tobe Hooper) 43:01 - Next Of Kin (1982, Tony Lawrence) 55:29 - Clearcut (1991, Ryszard Bugajski) 1:09:08 - House of 1000 Corpses (2003, Rob Zombie)

C & V delve once more into the mysteries of Simpsons history, covering Season 1's disappointing There's No Disgrace Like Home and Season 9's Trash of the Titans! How does this Season 1 episode foreshadow the terminal decline of The Simpsons? What did the rejection of 80's Reaganite family ideals eventually morph into? And did The Simpsons really need a 200th episode spectacular? Subscribe and find out! https://www.patreon.com/posts/c-v-rank-episode-63830977

Grab your tights and Bat your Mites because Cerise, Vicky and special guest Kayte Terry are rubbering up to whip some Batmen! Are three hours enough for Matt Reeves to wash away the memory of Christopher Nolan? Did Catwoman provide a secret origin for legions of trans girls? Will a surplus of ice puns meet a chilly reception? Tune in and find out! 12:40 - The Batman (2022, Matt Reeves) 32:12 - Batman (1989, Tim Burton) 50:33 - Batman Returns (1992, Tim Burton) 1:08:41 - Batman Forever (1995, Joel Schumacher) 1:25:49 - Batman & Robin (1997, Joel Schumacher)

Cerise and Vicky check their lists and science up the best films of 2021! Can any American films break the top ten without the help of an asterisk? Which indie distributor is doing everything it can to make sure you don't see their films? Who is going to snipe who the most as they progress through the list? Tune in and find out! Donate to Jennifer Bennetch's family here: https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-jennifer-bennetchs-family?utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1&utm_medium=sms&utm_source=customer

Don your rubber suits and check the latest box office trends, because C & V are diving into some creature features from the tail end of the Jaws-obsessed 70's. Does Roger Corman have better storytelling instincts than giallo legend Sergio Martino? Can a teenager with a Super 8 camera and a dream make a more entertaining movie than half the entries on our list? Subscribe to our Patreon and uncover the sinister truth: https://www.patreon.com/posts/cerise-vicky-go-62601949

Cerise, Vicky and special guest Sarah Miller spot each other across the room and are immediately flattened by by the moon crashing down upon them and hitting their eyes. Luckily, they had completed an episode about Rom Coms before this tragic misfortune. They will be missed. 6:03 - The Worst Person In The World (2021, Joachim Trier) 24:46 - His Girl Friday (1940, Howard Hawks) 42:20 - Moonstruck (1987, Norman Jewison) 1:00:37 - Sleepless In Seattle (1993, Nora Ephron) 1:21:33 - Down With Love (2003, Peyton Reed)

Cerise and Vicky do prison movies and try to pretend this is the first time they've recorded this episode! 6:01 - A Hero (2021, Ashgar Farhadi) 23:33 - Le Trou (1960, Jacques Becker) 43:03 - Female Prisoner 701: Scorpion (1972, Shunya Ito) 1:01:56 - Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence (1983, Nagisa Oshima) 1:18:06 - Con Air (1997, Simon West)