Cock Blocked by Corona

Get ready to get silly as a wheel for our Season 2 FINALE! We wrap up an almighty season of highs and lows and check in with some fan favourites for updates! Katie gives the people what they want by dropping an almighty bombshell live on air and we have your Christmas shopping ideas covered with our ‘Cblocked Festive LIT Gift Guide’! The ‘Joy Choc Bavarian’ winner is finally crowned after we hear heart warming exit interviews from our singles! Covid dating news brings it’s usual variety for the final time this season and there’s plenty of tears and laughs along the way! The “Cblocked” Team acknowledges the Traditional Owners of country throughout Australia, and recognise their continuing connection to land, waters and culture. We pay our respects to their Elders past, present and emerging.

Your fave gals are back and we have A LOT of feelings! Grab your tissues, a pregnancy test and buckle up for the penultimate season two episode, Cblockers! A beautifully open minded individual shares a helpful tidbit for our listeners, Katie reveals a hot new lil crush and Lol comes clean in a bleepin’ shock of the season! We delve into a deep chat about trusting the timing of your life and share some reflections on our “Like A Virgin” moments. We visit one final Ex Oh Ex Oh and zero in on the chase for the “Joy Choc Crown” as we fire up for the season two finale next week! The “Cblocked” Team acknowledges the Traditional Owners of country throughout Australia, and recognise their continuing connection to land, waters and culture. We pay our respects to their Elders past, present and emerging.

Your hump day pick-me-up and audible equivalent of smoking a fad is here!!! Welcome back for another bumper week of cockblocking, clitties and stiffies! A long time listener finally caught up on a month of eps and shares some amazing notes and feedback, Katie spills about her doozy of a week with a ghost of f*ckhead past and our Fanny Forum is back with a 101 on Open Relationships and Polyamory. As always, we check in on our “singlies” as we zero in on the race for the coveted “Joy Choc”! The “Cblocked” Team acknowledges the Traditional Owners of country throughout Australia, and recognise their continuing connection to land, waters and culture. We pay our respects to their Elders past, present and emerging.

It’s time for your weekly hit of hilarity and heart with your fave Corona Queens! We debrief on our Halloween happenings and Katie shares some romantic revelations - even mentioning a potential new love of her life! A brave listener reaches out for advice on an important relationship issue, our singles divulge on their first week back in the wild and one competitor gallops into the lead of the singles scavenger hunt - they can almost taste that coconut cream (specifically from Yarraville IGA’s Joy Choc Bavarian!) Strap on and strap in for another banger episode, lit lovers! The “Cblocked” Team acknowledges the Traditional Owners of country throughout Australia, and recognise their continuing connection to land, waters and culture. We pay our respects to their Elders past, present and emerging.

Shing-a-ling-ding it’s Wednesday and this ep is wacky! Melbournites enjoy some well earned freedoms and the girls record their first ever episode in the same room! There‘s quizzes, poetry and bingo, as well as first date tales to make your heart swell and your skin crawl. Katie dishes on whether she canoodled in that canoe with Dandenong-Schlong and has an unexpected encounter with 5.30am Dad. We get updates from our sexy singles now that they can date IRL and Katie reports back on whether she’s found the one on her speed dating adventures. Covid Dating News bring surprises and EX OH EX OH is so so scandalous you won’t bleeping believe your ears! The “Cblocked” Team acknowledges the Traditional Owners of country throughout Australia, and recognise their continuing connection to land, waters and culture. We pay our respects to their Elders past, present and emerging.

‘Woah Nelly’ it’s Wednesday and this episode is wild! Our listeners bring the goods with stories of a cblocked inspired Halloween costume, the fourth and final part of the Lesbian tiktok extravaganza and a potential pandemic pivot you’ll have to hear to believe! Katie jumps head first into the dating scene and is left squealing after our first ever ‘EX OH EX OH’ segment. Our singles dish the dirt as we tally their scavenger points and one single dashes miles ahead! Meanwhile, Covid dating news inspires our heads and hearts. What will happen as Melbourne exits lockdown and our singles are set free? Season Two just got crazy! The “Cblocked” Team acknowledges the Traditional Owners of country throughout Australia, and recognise their continuing connection to land, waters and culture. We pay our respects to their Elders past, present and emerging.

Wave those buckets hats with joy because it’s Wednesday and we have yet another whopping episode for you! Katie gets some strong advice from a listener and we hear about another’s ‘ultimate betrayal’. Our singles finish their two week challenge and give us the full scoop - jaws on the floor with this one! The Fanny Forum is back with an itch-sitch and we introduce an unbelievable brand new segment! Covid Dating News takes us around the world and things are about to get competitive in the second half of the season with the announcement of our Singles Scavenger Hunt! The “Cblocked” Team acknowledges the Traditional Owners of country throughout Australia, and recognise their continuing connection to land, waters and culture. We pay our respects to their Elders past, present and emerging.

You’re in for a wild & wacky ride this Wednesday! Our listener stories take us from becoming unintentionally drunk, to copping a razor scooter to the ankle, to a happy ending at a burger shop with an almighty mic drop moment in between. Strap in for Part 3 of the Lesbian TikTok saga and prepare for COVID dating news to tug at the heart strings. Our sultry singles dish the dirt on a very busy first week of their challenge and Katie reveals some concerning dating discoveries as Season 2 starts to heat up! The “Cblocked” Team acknowledges the Traditional Owners of country throughout Australia, and recognise their continuing connection to land, waters and culture. We pay our respects to their Elders past, present and emerging.

Your hump day remedy returns for another banger of an episode. We find out what happens when Kate puts the Joy Choc Bavarian on ice and decides to “take a loverrr”! Get ready for Part 2 of The TikTok Lesbian saga, a massage story to make your skin crawl and lots more brave and beautiful listener content. We check in with our sizzling singles and dissect their dating profiles. Join us for hilarity and heartbreak as we continue to deal with the almighty cock block of Covid! Email us - cblockedpodcast@gmail.comFollow us - @cblockedpodcast on Instagram and TikTok! The “Cblocked” Team acknowledges the Traditional Owners of country throughout Australia, and recognise their continuing connection to land, waters and culture. We pay our respects to their Elders past, present and emerging.

Happy Hump Day… in more ways than one! Your Rona Romantics are back with more covid safe content! There’s radical hair changes, horrific pick up lines and jaw dropping tales from our listeners. Katie dishes the dirt on her latest dating adventures and we find out what happens when she is dealt ‘the good sex card’. The Fanny Forum makes it’s Season Two return discussing all things ‘Period Sex’ and we zero in on what our sexy singles are looking for as we start to play cupid! Follow us @cblockedpodcast on Instagram and TikTok! The “Cblocked” Team acknowledges the Traditional Owners of country throughout Australia, and recognise their continuing connection to land, waters and culture. We pay our respects to their Elders past, present and emerging.

With an outback themed romp, a terrible tv recommendation and truth bombs galore- strap in for another hilarious and heartfelt episode with your Corona fairy godmothers! There are endless breakup bombshells and surprises as we fall hard from last episodes cliffhanger! We introduce our sexy, smart ‘Season Two Singles’ and get them to spill on some past dating secrets. Covid dating news bares all, listener feedback rolls in and the girls catch up with a chronic case of the sillies! The “Cblocked” Team acknowledges the Traditional Owners of country throughout Australia, and recognise their continuing connection to land, waters and culture. We pay our respects to their Elders past, present and emerging.

Your best gals Katie, Han and Lolly are back for a fresh new season of “givin’ the people what they WANT!” It’s 2021 and Covid is still being a total cockblocking A-hole! With updates and bombshells galore, a check in with Covid dating news from around the world and feedback from our divine listeners- season two is off to a flying start. Hold onto your hats and hair ties - it’s gonna be a bumpy ride! The “Cblocked” Team acknowledges the Traditional Owners of country throughout Australia, and recognise their continuing connection to land, waters and culture. We pay our respects to their Elders past, present and emerging.

It’s the final episode of season one and Katie drops a finale-worthy bombshell! The Cock Blocked gals celebrate their uniquely close and formidable friendship through a “most likely to” quiz and some of their greatest hit stories! Dating news brings updates from The Sims, Tinder and NYC and the grand plans for season two are revealed!

Your Covid Heroines are back for the penultimate season one episode! Inspired by Katie’s single escapades, one brave listener has written in with a hilariously ill fated sexy sesh. We get an update on what’s been happening “under the southern skies” and Kate’s new bedroom toy gets a cringe worthy nickname. The ladies expand their education on the female orgasm in the segment nobody asked for but everybody needs, The Fanny Forum!

Get ready to be entertained with more candid content from your Covid Queens! We surprise Katie by testing her and “Construction Cutie’s” compatibility with a good old fashioned quiz & hear about the exciting new gift she received! The Fanny Forum returns and discussions about ‘Casual Sex’ bring an education & more hilarious/horrific stories of past bachelors! Covid Dating News reveals a much needed change on Grindr and a lesson we all need to learn. Hold onto your hats! BLM RESOURCES: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ ARTICLES: The Redfern Statement – 2017 https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.google.com/url?q%3Dhttps://antar.org.au/campaigns/redfern-statement%26amp;sa%3DD%26amp;ust%3D1591531365865000&sa=D&ust=1591531365876000&usg=AFQjCNFN52V0TQEdTzQjmTiIYyC_fXKeHw https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.google.com/url?q%3Dhttps://antar.org.au/sites/default/files/the_redfern_statement.pdf%26amp;sa%3DD%26amp;ust%3D1591531365866000&sa=D&ust=1591531365876000&usg=AFQjCNGvf9Ab5flsMmzWDefLP4wq63gB2g UN Declaration on the Rights of Indigenous peoples: https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.google.com/url?q%3Dhttps://antar.org.au/campaigns/un-declaration-rights-indigenous-peoples%26amp;sa%3DD%26amp;ust%3D1591531365867000&sa=D&ust=1591531365877000&usg=AFQjCNHqqX8P4YPoH75jdXyza06RJQ0NlQ Constitutional Recognitions and the ULURU Statement from the Heart: https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.google.com/url?q%3Dhttps://antar.org.au/sites/default/files/uluru_statement_from_the_heart_a3.pdf%26amp;sa%3DD%26amp;ust%3D1591531365868000&sa=D&ust=1591531365877000&usg=AFQjCNHbiSWbp6SAtq4jygmkVHPifq8_Xw Example of oppressive laws – Aborigines Act 1911 (South Australia): https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.google.com/url?q%3Dhttps://aiatsis.gov.au/sites/default/files/docs/digitised_collections/remove/54205.pdf%26amp;sa%3DD%26amp;ust%3D1591531365869000&sa=D&ust=1591531365877000&usg=AFQjCNHq1ASNeS7NnTrW84WzkHDFl7OFzg Recent article on Black deaths in Custody: https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/jun/01/deaths-in-our-backyard-432-indigenous-australians-have-died-in-custody- PLACES YOU CAN DONATE: - Gunawirra- Black Rainbow- Pay The Rent- Justice for David Dungay Jnr- Day Family Fundraiser- Sisters Inside- The Northern Australian Aboriginal Justice Agency PETITIONS: Justice for George Floyd https://www.change.org/p/mayor-jacob-frey-justice-for-george-floyd #wecantbreathe: https://www.wecantbreathenational.org Prevent Another Aboriginal Death in Custody: https://www.change.org/p/prevent-another-aboriginal-death-in-custody Fly the Aboriginal Flag 365 Days a Year: https://www.change.org/p/petition-to-fly-the-aboriginal-flag-atop-of-the-sydney-harbour-bridge-permanently?recruiter=755558407&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_abi&utm_term=psf_combo_share_abi&recruited_by_id=4f17fd80-7dbe-11e7-acb0-51621cbc9207&utm_content=fht-10411070-en-au%3Av2 INSTAGRAM LINKS FOR INDIGENOUS ORGANISATIONS?: NACCHO ABORIGINAL HEALTH -https://instagram.com/nacchonews?igshid=14phi92fiblk4FPDN AUS -https://instagram.com/fpdn_australia?igshid=pm3quhts3hzpBLACK RAINBOW AUS -https://instagram.com/blackrainbowaus?igshid=jvx4nk81bhtmHEALING OUR WAY -https://instagram.com/healingourway?igshid=odnycuauwbd9Lowitja Institute -https://instagram.com/lowitja_institute?igshid=1nq0max7l3stc BOOKS, PODCASTS, MOVIES/DOCUMENTARIES:- Welcome to Country: Marcia Langton- NITV: Indigenous TV station- In My Blood it Runs: Film- White Fragility: Robin DeAngelo- How to be Anti Racist: Ibram X. Kendi- Lousy Little sixpence – documentary 1983- Women under the Sun – historical drama, 1981- Bran Nue Dae – musical, film 2009- Rabbit Proof Fence – 2002 Film- One Night the Moon – 2001 Film- Samson and Delilah – 2009 Film- Sweet Country – 2017 Film- The Australian Dream – documentary 2019

Your Covid Queens have your entertainment covered as they celebrate Kate and Lauren’s 32nd birthdays in style! We take a trip down memory lane as the girls reflect on unforgettable past ‘days of birth’, we confirm our love of Dolly Doctor and share heartbreaking & cringeworthy coming-of-age stories. Katie spills the goss on a getaway with Brown Eyes/Hazel Eyes/Southern Skies and Corona dating news teaches us how the barre workout could improve our sex lives!

The Corona Queens are back for your Monday fix with ‘The Corona Couples Special’. We celebrate & commiserate with the couples that are exiting ISO alive! We discuss their quarantine sex lives, new annoying habits, radical hair changes & much more! Kate gives us a much anticipated update on ‘Under The Southern Skies’ aka ‘Construction Cutie’ and Covid Dating News educates us on how to get what we want through masturbation manifestation!

This week on the pod we are blessed with the highly anticipated update from Kate on “Construction Cutie” aka “Behind These Hazel Eyes” ...but is he as perfect as he seems? We received our favourite listener story ever this week and it is a CRACKER! Our new segment, “The Fanny Forum” is back with a listener requested topic: a foray into the weird and wonderful world of fetish. Covid dating news brings us another excellent and unexpected way to virtual date!

Your favourite Covid distraction is back as your Monday guilty pleasure. One listener has discovered a fascinating new way to do a first date and it involves exotic fruits! In this week’s episode we are living life on the edge by playing a round of the classic drinking game “Would You Rather” stone cold sober! Many sillies ensue! Kate dishes the dirt on her latest online dating escapades and we update you on all the Corona related dating news.

Your gals are back for another week of corona cock block banter! In this week’s episode we share some amazing feedback from our listeners regarding Kate’s brave telling of her story last week. Kate dives into a supervised Bumble “swipe sesh” with some hilarious results. There’s a new segment in town…“The Fanny Forum”. A listener requested topic will be selected each week for the ladies to discuss and dissect. This week’s topic is: sexting. Get ready for a good giggle!