Crash and Flow Podcast

Actor, writer, and stand-up comedian Foad HP returns for another awesome episode. The guys chat about the risks that come with telling edgy jokes, what happens if you threaten your English teacher with a plastic fork and martial arts movies. Foad talks about his time as a writer for “This Hour Has 22 Minutes”, the best way to throw your elbows, and how the movie American Psycho is actually a comedy.

Yasin and Syed talk about their favorite Disney movies, the monumental let-down of the show Lost, and the Vin Diesel and Rock beef. Yasin breathes a sigh of a relief after finding out that Micheal Buble did not quit the music game and Syed explains his sad relationship with Toys“R”Us.

Yasin and Syed chat about going to juvenile detention for being late to class, erupting volcanos, & Halloween in the ghetto. Yasin tells a story about his friend getting robbed at a dispensary and Syed explains how he can feel the presence of ghosts and what not to do in a roman candle fight.

The Crash & Flow nerd crew assembles to chat about the surprisingly not-horrible Venom movie. They go on to talk about who should have been casted as Carnage, the Disney – Fox deal and Yasin goes on a furious rant about the current state of Star Wars.

Yasin and Syed chat about wearing flip flops on date nights, getting sprayed by an elephant, and Mo Amer’s newest stand-up special: The Vagabond. They go on to chat about LeBron James’ barbershop interview with Drake and Syed finally talks about the time he played tennis semi-professionally.

Coach Claude Patrick visits the Crash & Flow studio to chat with Yasin and Syed about the early days of mixed martial arts in the GTA as well as the results of UFC 229. He also gets into predictions for the next super fight, the future of Belator, and his martial arts academy called Core Jiu Jitsu located in Mississauga.

Yasin and Syed sit down for a quick episode to discuss the craziest UFC fight night to date. They talk about the fights and the post-fight brawl where Khabib Nurmagomedov went full eagle!

Ridwaanah sits with Yasin and Syed to chat about her journey into nursing and completing clinicals with a torn meniscus (yeesh). They go on to talk about the perils of Minder, how to deal with shift work, and her dark sense of humor. Then, arguably the best part of the podcast, Ridwaanah shares the hilarious story of a double date at a Khalid concert that wasn't a double date… Buckle up people!

Yasin and Syed debrief their recent camping trip in the rugged wild of Burlington, Ontario. They go on to talk about slap competitions, NYPD informants, and an alternate Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle universe. Also, Yasin shows Syed a video of daggering which has changed both of their lives.

Yasin and Syed chat about trying to find a rare type of kombucha, homophobic rhino hunters, and Louis CK’s controversial return to stand up comedy. They go on to talk about brisket, green pee, & how glow-in-the-dark kids are made. Yes, this podcast is like a fever dream.

After a long absence, Shaz returns to the Crash & Flow studio to break down the most anticipated UFC fight of the year. The guys go through the card, make their predictions, & collectively pray that all fighters stay healthy and make weight. They also talk about subway fights, the Raptors, & the experience of dining in the dark.

Science based fitness writer and personal trainer Salama Mohamed chats with Yasin and Syed about jiu jitsu, performance enhancing drugs, and intermittent fasting. Salama also gets into diets, meal plans, creatine, and a whole lot of fitness related stuff. Don’t miss this information packed episode, people! Check out his IG here @madegains Meal Plan site: https://www.madegains.com/meal-plan-master/

Yasin & Syed go through a list of the top 10 most dangerous animals in the world and try to figure out why anyone would want to eat a puffer fish. They go on to talk about why they would never skydive and how ants can be used as stitches. Yasin talks about hitting bubble tea rock bottom and Syed shares his knowledge about muscular cows. The list: https://www.conservationinstitute.org/top-10-dangerous-animals-in-the-world/

Yasin and Syed talk gym etiquette, female power rangers, & the antics of creepy dudes. Syed successfully sells us on Turkish baths by describing his lavish experience at a Hamam in great detail. Yasin explains why everyone should be watching the new Sci-Fi show “The Expanse” & how a novel is reviving his dead imagination.

Founder & ice cream maker Javaria graciously sent over a few samples to the Crash & Flow studio. Naturally, Yasin & Syed happily taste test the samples in this episode and were completely blown away! They also go on to talk about UFC 227 & the HUGE announcement of Khabib Nurmagomedov fighting Conor McGregor in UFC 229!!!  Check out Javaria Artisan Ice Cream: https://www.facebook.com/JavariaArtisanIceCream/ https://www.instagram.com/javariasartisanicecream/

Salma Hindy returns to the Crash & Flow studio for another hilarious episode. She tells the story about a very memorable night at The Toronto Comedy Brawl involving a clown, poop jokes, & getting the biggest laugh of the evening. They go on to talk about the importance of therapy, what they’d do during an earthquake, & Salma’s Mom’s funny reaction to her Artist of the Year nomination.

Crash & Flow veteran Eric Vaz joins the guys for a late review of Ant-Man & the Wasp (SPOILERS!!!). However, before they talk about the movie, Eric tells the story of his broken toe. This obviously prompts Yasin and Syed to also talk about the various things they’ve broken. They close off this episode with general Marvel nerd goodness. It’s a classic C&F nerd episode!

How can Yasin and Syed not talk about the Instagram model that got bit by a shark? They also talk about the kids trapped in a cave in Thailand and who to cast in the movie based on the events (yes, Mark Wahlberg is the lead). Syed ponders on which limb to give up first in a cannibal situation and Yasin mulls over life as a fisherman in a matriarchal tribe.

The guys chat about the Raptors’ blockbuster Kawhi Leonard–DeMar DeRozan trade and how Masai can bribe Kawhi to stay. They also get into possibly writing a rap song, an impromptu stand-up set at a campsite, and mix race relationships.

The guys talk about Russel Peters accusing Trevor Noah of joke stealing, Syed’s recent frisbee accident, and a dog shipping agency in Peru.  They also work out a strategy on how to fight a man twice their size and how to appear as if you’re great with kids. Yasin rants about a BBQ and Syed performs a spoken word piece about deforestation.