Cricket Sadist Hour

Three Test series are very nearly discussed.

Would Beefy beat Clinton? Is cricket a strong or weak link sport? Bangladesh. How good is Mehedi Hasan? England, arrogant, idiotic, or idiogant? Is this Australia's greatest pre-series home implosion since 10/11? And Steve O'Keefe, because we can.

Younis steel balls. Measuring your penis. Test Cricket.

We find the quietest box at lord's, which is not quiet. We almost talk about Mo Amir. We almost talk about a lot of things crickety.

Two tiers, or not two tiers. Sri Lanka shit show. And when Andy changed cricket forever.

Alex Hales in a gimp suit. Jonny Bairstow's future. Batting positions. How bad are modern collapses?

Married women are shit cricketers, plus Charlotte Edwards. Commentary is now more Morrison than Cozier. Can we make up new fielding positions? How shit were England in the 90s? A team of Zatlzmans vs a team of Kimbers....

Odd dismissals, groins, Portugal Carlos, Stokes, T20 tactics, and the unknown Sri Lankans.

Two men, one you tube clip, and you ears. Plus, bonus Mankad evolutionary history.

The ICC. And then almost an hour of pure, hardcore, filthy, wicket keeping erotica.

England. South Africa. Ben Stokes. Kagiso Rabada. Andy takes a controversial stand on fixing in cricket. Jarrod almost explains the evolution of bowling. And do we need milestones?

What are the far from ideal reasons that West Indies Cricket might not be around in five years? Was South Africa's form a blip? Do we need independent groundsmen? Has Andy ever seen a batsmen storm off a ground in a huff dismissing himself? What team would Plum Warner use to take on the Martians?

Pink balls, the birth of test cricket, iverson's hands, taking singles, bullying at the ICC, and home pitches.

The beast called Mitch. Australia's batting pitches. Rebuilding England. Kane's textbook animation. And special guest starring Jarrod and Andy revolutionising cricket tactics as you know it. featuring Syd Barnes Aubrey Faulkner Herbie Taylor Ranji Warwick Armstrong

Pakistan's win, England's potential positives, masters of tweak, the era of part time, doctor talk and beach cricket. Random historical players mentioned: alfred lyttelton gaving roberston basil butcher david capel billy murdoch cameron white

Viru, Zaheer, Shoaib, Adil, Cook, Trevor Franklin, Craig Howard, Blackwood, Rangana and Shiv Sena are all here.

Bangladesh and terrorism, a BCCI game, the West Indies selection fun, Yasir Shah's repeatable awesomeness, Frank Tarrant facts and Joe Solomon's mango regime.

Could a perfect bowling robot be invented? Would it need human hands to complete catches? Does time keep going? Is playing five degrees of Brian Close a pointless game? What are the great Test teams who dominated eras? Are South Africa one of them? Can you sustain brilliance? And is Dick Motz the undisputed greatest name in cricket, or is it Betty Snowball? That's right, all of this happened.

Do modern batsmen dog it out? What does Jarrod's office have in it? What is the greatest bilateral ODI series of all time? Is describing yourself as an Angelo Mathews fan like saying you hate pedophiles? Ashes, women's ashes, Ind V SL and ODI series.

Ashes, both sexes. Sri Lanka. India. Stuart Binny. It's all here.