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CLICK HERE TO LISTEN NOW! Update on the Concrete Coast contest Friend of the show CCK drummer Eric Tormey has a new gig working the behind the scenes sound for the new show Jelly Ballers. Deer roaming the neighborhood early morning before work… made my day Bad customer service Super Bowl recap Go Pats?? http://www.fhm.com/posts/two-porn-stars-vow-giving-blow-jobs-to-their-twitter-followers-if-the-patriots-win-the-super-bowl-124532/photos/adult-film-stars-super-bowl-fhm-230056 Nobody wants to hear your conversation you old ass B Side note: Overheard a guy discussing the "Trump Wall" on the phone interesting if you can lose bias and just listen to people Enigmatic Colts Punter retires like only he would In a way that only Pat McAfee would do it, the Colts punter announced on Comedy Central that he's retiring from the NFL at the age of 29. McAfee, in a letter he posted on Twitter, said he met with owner Jim Irsay on Monday. McAfee still had two years remaining on his five-year, $14.5 million contract. He averaged 46.4 gross yards a punt and 39.8 net yards a punt in his eight seasons with the Colts Kids who are genetically gifted for their age can struggle in youth sports This can't be a real story, but sounds like Florida Stupid Sports is back with: Box Wars Step 1) Create your own battle armor completely from cardboard and tape Step 2) Take up arms and fight until there is nothing left Boxwars started with humble beginnings as a group who built armour using cardboard. It has become an epic event called a 'battle' where the point is to build something from cardboard, then destroy it, which destroys the point. No one has yet won a battle as there are only losers in Boxwars.  The creators of Boxwars are the Boxwars Supreme Overlords. They have been running Boxwars from the inception, and are credited with the concept and development of Boxwars. The Supreme Overlords are Hoss & Ross Koger. The first Box Wars was in 2002 in Melbourne, Aus CLICK HERE TO LISTEN NOW! Have a suggestion for the show? Do you want your topic brought up in the Asshole or Douchebag segment? Have a Stupid Sport you want us to research? CLICK HERE TO EMAIL US! Hey Crude Nation...Help us out! Give us a review on one of the following platforms! It will help us bring more exciting content including awesome giveaways!

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN NOW! In this episode: Body Showers and Eyes Popping Out of Their Sockets and WINE is just as good as working out!! Check it out in this episode! ALSO: Help Co-Host; Glenn with his longboard design contest… www.crudesportstalk.com/vote  (Vote for the board called FLUIDITY!) Basketball Player's Eye popped out!! Basketball Player Akil Mitchell's Eye Pops Out (RAW VIDEO) Wine!! ???? https://www.facebook.com/carmonie.jones/posts/10154247542195382 Teams were 245-0 before this…. http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/kansas-city-chiefs-pittsburgh-steelers-history-playoffs-loss-touchdowns-011617 CLICK HERE TO LISTEN NOW! Have a suggestion for the show? Do you want your topic brought up in the Asshole or Douchebag segment? Have a Stupid Sport you want us to research?

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN NOW! In This Episode: We say goodbye to 2016 and welcome in the new year. Phatty-T calls into the show and goes HEAD TO HEAD with Glenn on who will win the AFC Divisional Matchup between the Steelers and the Chiefs.More stories and conversations for everyone to chime in on...   Chicago Facebook Live video Chicago torture video: 4 charged with hate crimes, kidnapping http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/05/us/chicago-facebook-live-beating/index.html   What will become of Rhonda Rousey?   Just added to my bucket list Surfing under the Northern Lights http://www.greatbigstory.com/stories/surfing-under-northern-lights-that-s-amazing/?xrs=CNNAPP This reminds me of surfing when plankton are emitting bioluminescence   Thank a skater http://faithit.com/4-skateboarders-saw-15-year-old-raped/   I wish I had more time to devote to social media, I miss things like: The sloth rape memes have me pissing myself   NFL Playoff weekend Steelers vs Chiefs with Phatty T   The LA Chargers   Remind you of another LA logo?

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN NOW! In This Episode: Milestone 40th episode. A go-fundme for a local high school football player, thank you OPEC, ordering a drink at Starbucks, home field advantage, Doc Rivers goes crazy, fighters union, McGregor as a boxer, Michigan HC gets fined, Gronk and the curse, still class in the NFL and a bunch more football in this episode of CRUDE SPORTS TALK!   Click Here to Listen Now!   Twitter: @crudesportstalk Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram & Snapchat   SHOUT OUTS : CCK All the music played…written and performed by: www.crowncitykrooks.com   Original Kreative Our website and social media platform designed by: www.originalkreative.com   The Garwood Check out these beauty watches - get yourself 15% off when you use the promo code: CRUDE www.crudesportstalk.com/thegarwood   Head to our website to find links to these great sponsors and while you're there, Sign up for CRUDE NATION at www.crudesportstalk.com   PSA OF THE WEEK: http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/j-j-watt-surprises-injured-hs-football-player-with-huge-gofundme-donation-113016 J.J. Watt putting his dollars to good use. This week Watt donated $10k to help a high school player recently injured in a game and in a coma The Woodlands high school senior was injured during the schools playoff game and needed emergency surgery. There is a gofundme page to accept donations for Grant Milton and his family     OIL AND GAS: Canada: Liberal Government approves the Kinder Morgan Trans Mountain Pipeline and the Line 3 Pipeline Expansion DOES NOT APPROVE the Northern Gateway Pipeline… https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2016/11/29/liberals-approve-trans-mountain-line-3-pipeline-projects.html   OPEC Cuts Production by 1.2 Million Barrels per day - First Cut in over 8 years! https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-11-30/opec-said-to-agree-oil-production-cuts-as-saudis-soften-on-iran   GLENN'S OUTBOX: Can you order a drink at starbucks without feeling like you prefer wieners, I don't mean hotdogs, I mean dick!   SPORTS: Former USC and NFL running back Joe McNighto is dead at 28. Only 8 months after Will Smith is gunned down in Nola in a similar incident.   71 dead in plane crash carrying Brazilian Soccer team.     MLB During the CBA this week one result is that the MLB All-Star game will no longer decide the World Series home field advantage Advantage goes to the pennant winner with the best record   NHL US Army takes issue with Vegas "Golden Knights" due to parachute team sharing same name   NBA Clippers Head coach Doc Rivers ejected after charging at referee Rockets snap Warriors 12 game win streak Thursday night with a 132-127 double OT win. Harden puts up 4th triple double of the season   MMA First ever MMA fighters Union formed and led by Georges St. Pierre, UFC stars and former Bellator CEO Conor McGregor has been issued a boxing license in California this week. Could this be fuel for the Mayweather hype or negotiating tactic for a piece of the UFC? Some boxers are feeling disrespected. Should they?   NCAAF The Big 10 fines Michigan's Jim Harbaugh $10k for criticizing the officials in last weeks 30-27 loss to Ohio St. Notre Dame's DL Jerry Tillery apologizes for cheap shots on USC players Chip Kelly back to Oregon after firing of HC Mark Helfrich?     NFL: Rob Gronkowski and the Madden Curse Back surgery forces Gronk to be out the rest of the season http://brobible.com/sports/article/doctor-rob-gronkowski-injury-career-ending/   Eric Dickerson vs. Jeff Fisher http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/18159958/eric-dickerson-vows-avoid-rams-games-long-jeff-fisher-coaching   Von Miller in the giving spirit http://dailysnark.com/von-miller-gives-every-single-player-afc-west-christmas-gift-thank-note/   Is the NFL considering eliminating TNF? This Thursday saw a nail bitter with the Cowboys increasing their win street over the Minnesota Vikings 17-15 with a questionable non call on the Vikings 2 point conversion attempt. Bear paw to the face Most watched THF game in history with 22.2 million viewers QUICK HITS: Steelers QB Ben Rothlisberger says Antonio Browns post TD celebrations have hurt the team Former All-Pro S Darren Sharper sentenced to 20 years for raping 2 and drugging 2 more Texans DE Jadeveon Clowney participates in a yoga session with the teams cheerleaders. Uh hell yeah, I would do that every week…..for flexibility! Patriots stand out TE and eternal frat boy Rob Gronkowski appears to be out for the season with his third back surgery Chargers are expected to exercise the option to move the team to the Los Angeles market as soon as 2017 season. LA from 0 teams to 2 teams within 12 months Andrew Luck still under concussion protocal Broncos QB Trevor Siemian out this week with sprained foot, Rookie Paxton Lynch will get the start Former wide out Plexico Burress says he would take Eli Manning over Big Ben with the game on the line     Subscribe- Review Website-Twitter   Crude Sports Talk OUT…

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN NOW! In This Episode:  We talk some wood watches that will get your winky wet, the Golden Knights, NBA records, trick plays, Saturday football, Vin Scully is presidential, Rodger Goodell and Trumps plan for Monday night, Jets and Browns in the same boat, more NFL fines and of course more Dildo talk in this episode of CRUDE SPORTS TALK! Twitter: @crudesportstalk Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram & Snapchat SHOUT OUTS : CCK All the music played…written and performed by: www.crowncitykrooks.com Best Score contest: GO VOTE http://www.lacinefest.org/october2016.html Vote for The Escape Original Kreative Our website and social media platform designed by: www.originalkreative.com The Garwood Check out these beauty watches - get yourself 15% off when you use the promo code: CRUDE www.crudesportstalk.com/thegarwood Head to our website to find links to these great sponsors and while you're there, Sign up for CRUDE NATION at www.crudesportstalk.com Thanksgiving ? Black Friday? Troy Aikman… PSA: MOVEMBER The scariest part of having to take a sh!t BAD (the FEAR) is the last 3 steps! SPORTS NHL New Las Vegas team announced as "Las Vegas Golden Knights" NBA Houston Rockets, who are having a good start to the season, put up an NBA record of 50 3 pt. attempts (making 21) in 117-104 win over Sacramento this week. Another NBA record fell this week with the Cavaliers Kevin Love putting up 34 first quarter points with 34 (made 8 3's) against the Blazers MLB Vin Scully receives the "Presidential Medal of Freedom" Award from President Obama this week. MMA Connor McGregor is NO LONGER a two division champion. UFC announced that Connor McGregor has RELINQUISHED his featherweight title and Jose Aldo (who defeated Frankie Edgar back in UFC 200) will now be the undisputed 145 lb Champion. Sources are saying that McGregor never actually agreed to this UFC has the right to do this anyway NCAAF Another crazy trick play   Cincinnati gets the best of Tulsa when quarterback Hayden Moore throws a backwards pass to Tyler Cogswell and the Bearcats' offensive line hits the ground. Cogswell then throws back to Moore, who has a convoy of blockers to clear the way for a touchdown.   http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=18137898   The USC Trojans were rooting for a divisional team. With top Pac 12 south team Colorado taking on Utah yesterday , the Trojans were rooting for Utah to take the win and put USC in the top spot in the South. Colorado wins and now USC beat both #1 PAC 12 teams After Adoree Jacksons highlight reel Saturday, is he a contender for the heisman? He started things off with a 55 yard punt return for a touchdown Then a swing pass he turned into a 52 yard TD And how about a kick off return for a TD hurdling the kicker in the process Oh yeah all this and he is a fantastic DB   http://dailysnark.com/notre-dame-player-kicks-usc-player-brain-injury-stomps-another/ #USCvsND check, after the play where ND no.99 @JerryTillery uses his foot to shove the head of an injured player. #dbag have some class   LSU hires Ed Orgeron as new HC Big game today #2 Ohio St. takes on #3 Michigan And Texas fires head coach Charlie Strong after underperforming season, reported today that Houston's Tom Herman will take his place   NFL With yet another concussion and such an emotional reaction being carted off the field, is Panthers All-Pro LB Luke Kuechly done? Should he be done? Concussion symptoms can linger. Example: Just on Friday, the Panthers placed tackle Michael Oher on injured reserve, eight weeks after he first reported concussion symptoms.   After a great Thanksgiving Day match-up with Washington and Dallas, CB Josh Norman and WR Dez Bryant take it outside the lines   http://nyg.247sports.com/Bolt/WATCH-Josh-Norman-alleges-Dez-Bryant-threatens-to-empty-clip-49233468   With RG3 off the IR will he see the field this season? What's up with the Watt retirement rumors? Laser Beams in Mexico Was Monday night's game part of Trumps immigration plan? With Fitzpatrick named as the starter again, are the Jets modeling the QB situation after the Browns? More NFL fines this week Texans CB Johnathan Joseph fined $24,309 for unnecessary roughness Bengals Vonteze Burfict fined $12,154 for an obscene gesture to the crowd   Questionable The Seahawks have waived offensive tackle J’Marcus Webb, joined the Seahawks this past offseason on a two-year, $6.25MM ($2.5MM guaranteed) deal. With rookie Germain Ifedi fully healthy, the team decided to move on from their offseason addition   More Dildo Talk When the Bills hosted the Patriots in Week Eight, someone threw a dildo onto the field. Apparently, it was more than one someone. the dildo “throwers” have been caught and banned from the stadium, or life. “Luckily nobody was hurt, none of our players stepped on it and blew their knee out,” Apparently, there really was a second dildo thrower positioned on the grassy knoll.   THIS WEEKS PICKS (Afternoon and Monday Games) Seahawks @ Tampa Bay GLENN: COULES: Hawks SIRI: Seahawks Carolina @ Oakland GLENN: COULES: Oakland SIRI: Oakland KC @ Denver GLENN: COULES: Chiefs SIRI: Broncos Patriots @ Jets GLENN: COULES: Patriots SIRI: Patriots MONDAY NIGHT: Green Bay @ Philly GLENN: COULES: Packers SIRI: Eagles Ahole or dbag: People who throw shit on the field during a sporting event Subscribe- Review Website-Twitter Crude Sports Talk OUT…

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN NOW! In This Episode: Let's let superstitions go for humanities  sake, MLB awards, Kate Upton is a gangster, Swaggy P talks to GOD, Mayweather can knock out Conor, NFL Picks and anything else that comes into our pretty little heads today on Crude Sports Talk! Click Here to Listen Now! Twitter: @crudesportstalk Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram & Snapchat   SHOUT OUTS : CCK All the music played…written and performed by: www.crowncitykrooks.com   Original Kreative Our website and social media platform designed by: www.originalkreative.com   The Garwood Check out these beauty watches - get yourself 15% off when you use the promo code: CRUDE www.crudesportstalk.com/thegarwood   Head to our website to find links to these great sponsors and while you're there, Sign up for CRUDE NATION at www.crudesportstalk.com   PSA: MOVEMBER: mobro.co/matthewgabruch SPORTS: MLB Steve Bartman For most of the last 13 years, Chicago Cubs’ fans have pegged Steve Bartman as one of the many “curses” of the team. Now–just like Bill Buckner in Boston–the weight has been lifted. Cubs’ owner Tom Ricketts plans to reach out to him “when the time is right”. And the Award goes to:                                                                AL                                                                  NL Rookie of the Year                Tigers P Michael Fulmer                     Dodgers SS Corey Seager Manager of the Year             Indians Terry Francona                         Dodgers Dave Roberts Cy Young                                 BOS Rick Porcello                                  Max Scherzer     Kate Upton comes to the defense of fiance Justin Verlander for not getting the Cy Young by saying, she thought she was the only one who got to F*ck him" http://www.clickondetroit.com/sports/justin-verlander-fires-back-at-writer-who-told-kate-upton-to-pipe-down-about-cy-young-award MVP                                       Angeles Mike Trout                                  Cubs Kris Bryant (also won ROY last season)     NBA Lakers player Nick young says GOD named him "Swaggy P" in a dream When you smoke too much crack in the offseason….THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!   Boxing/MMA Floyd Mayweather Sr. wants son to get to 50-0, says he'll KO Conor McGregor himself"- I'll put his ass to sleep"   NCAA Football Stanford's RB Christian McCaffrey rushes for 284 yrds and 3 TD's in win over CAL #5 Louisville loses to UofH #13 USC wins over crosstown rival UCLA  36-14, suck it Bruin fans   NFL #1 pick Rams Rookie QB Jared Goff to make his first start this week vs Dolphins After a punctured lung vs Seahawks is Rob Gronkowski out this week? Blair Walsh released from Vikings after putting up 12/16 on FG's this season. What did the announcer say last week? Von Miller files suit to block release of sex tape after she tries to extort $2.5 mil Tony Romo passes the torch… Johnny Manziel facing 6-game ban despite reaching a deal to dismiss domestic violence charge Thursday night finally a good game to watch NFL Picks Steelers @ Browns Dolphins @ Rams (goff first start) Patriots @ 49ers Eagles @ Seahawks Packers @ Redskins Texans vs. Raiders (In Mexico City)   Subscribe- Review Website-Twitter   Asshole or Dbag People to who OVERSHARE personal information… Crude Sports Talk OUT…

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN NOW! In This Episode: We discuss dildos on the field, special guest with an MMA update, college upsets, NFL week recap, BREAKING NEWS: Rob Gronkowski, That's What You Get, Asshole or Douchebag and much more! Twitter: @crudesportstalk Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram & Snapchat SHOUT OUTS : CCK All the music played…written and performed by: www.crowncitykrooks.com Original Kreative Our website and social media platform designed by: www.originalkreative.com The Garwood Check out these beauty watches - get yourself 15% off when you use the promo code: CRUDE www.crudesportstalk.com/thegarwood Head to our website to find links to these great sponsors and while you're there, Sign up for CRUDE NATION at www.crudesportstalk.com THAT’S WHAT YOU GET: Brian Baldinger calls bounty on Zeke: Gets suspended for his actions for six months. https://www.facebook.com/seattleseahawks247/posts/1215070405275057     http://www.thescore.com/news/1151343   PSA: MOVEMBER MOVEMENT!!! Support Friend of the Show - MATTHEW GABRUCH - http:mobro.com/matthewgabruch OIL AND GAS: GLENN'S OUTBOX: A LETTER TO AMERICA! SPORTS: MLB Cubs Win World Series! World Series was fantastic Steve Bartman http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/17968263/steve-bartman-overjoyed-chicago-cubs-world-series-victory-parade http://es.pn/2f0G0fN NBA John Wall Just before his Washington Wizards suited up for a second home game in three nights, John Wall was hit with a $25,000 fine for what the NBA front office dubbed “inappropriate interaction with a game official and failing to leave the court in a timely manner following his ejection” in the final minute of Monday’s loss to the Houston Rockets. Midway through the fourth quarter of a game his team led by 20 points, Wall leveled Boston Celtics guard Marcus Smart with a clothesline in the backcourt MMA Oh Conor Conor McGregor attempted to throw a chair at Eddie Alvarez during a highly-charged press conference ahead of their fight at UFC 205. Infuriated that the Irishman had failed to turned up on time, Alvarez stormed off. Arriving half-an-hour late, McGregor seized his chance and grabbed his opponent's belt. "Sorry I’m late I just don’t give a f***!" he said. "I operate on my time. And I’m running early on my time.” UFC  205 results Conor McGregor wants ownership stake in UFC NCAA FOOTBALL The top 4 shaken up on Saturday With #2 Clemson beat by Pitt #3 Michigan losing to Iowa And  #4 Washington beat by #20 USC This is the top 5 now: Alabama Ohio St Louisville Clemson Michigan ( QB Wilton Speight out for the season) Is #1 Alabama QB Jalen Hurts similar to Russell Wilson? Could his ceiling be higher Ouch Florida International University senior tight end Jonnu Smith was ruled out for the remainder of the 2016 season Thursday after his girlfriend doused him with boiling water in his dorm room. Football: Being the bigger man Bucs defensive tackle Gerald McCoy“ “You can look at it a different way — you can look at it as, ‘Aw, I hate the person who tried to break into my house’ or you can look at it as ‘somebody who needs help. I would just advise people to just pray for him. Just a kid who is lost and thinks that that’s the way to make it, and it’s not. Dildos on the field Speaking of dildos Former Carolina Panthers and Dallas Cowboys star Greg Hardy has been indicted on a single felony cocaine charge Richard Sherman vs. Dan Carpenter's wife? http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/18009986/seattle-seahawks-cb-richard-sherman-reacts-apology-wife-buffalo-bills-kicker-dan-carpenter http://dailysnark.com/richard-sherman-responds-apology-dan-carpenters-wife-gave-controversial-tweet/ Sherman fined for going after the ball… Stupid kickers After making it a 21-14 deficit, Steelers kicker Chris Boswell committed the worst onside kick attempt I've ever seen. Epic Fail! Weed momentum reaches the NFL Douchebag at the Greenbay vs Titans game taking a selfie during a pushing match at the end of Rogers running  TD Breaking news Bears WR Alshon Jefferies suspended 4 games for violating PED policy Another bad bet… Wife kicks husband in nuts Good Role model: Titans player consoles kid after loss https://www.facebook.com/SNFonNBC/posts/1341301195922836 Ahole or dbag: People at the gym who talk on their cell phones People at the gym who JUST go there to socialize People at the gym with NOODLE LEGS… Subscribe- Review Website-Twitter Crude Sports Talk OUT…

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN NOW! In This Episode: We get into…THAT's what you get…bit of oil and gas…stupid bets people make…losing your chicklets…the WORLD SERIES, Glenn on his way to a 5th of whiskey, NFL SHIT, this week's picks and ASSHOLE OR DOUCHEBAAAAAAAG in this episode of CRUDE SPORTS TALK!! Click Here to Listen Now! Twitter: @crudesportstalk Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram & Snapchat SHOUT OUTS : CCK All the music played…written and performed by: www.crowncitykrooks.com Original Kreative Our website and social media platform designed by: www.originalkreative.com The Garwood Check out these beauty watches - get yourself 15% off when you use the promo code: CRUDE www.crudesportstalk.com/thegarwood Head to our website to find links to these great sponsors and while you're there, Sign up for CRUDE NATION at www.crudesportstalk.com Shout out to the Bachelor PARTY THAT’S WHAT YOU GET!!! Not putting the shopping cart away! Dropping shit in the parking lot! He ain't no Pee Wee… http://dailysnark.com/pee-wee-football-team-kicked-league-trying-sneak-full-grown-man/ OIL AND GAS: 360 deg. VIDEO of an Offshore Rig https://www.facebook.com/Chevron/videos/10157375416480467/ Explorers in Iceland: https://www.newscientist.com/article/2109872-iceland-drills-hottest-hole-to-tap-into-energy-of-molten-magma/ GLENN'S OUTBOX: PSA: Women's Equality https://www.facebook.com/perri.gagne/posts/10157853652695713 SPORTS: Stupid bets people make… 50 Cent: Dick pick bet 2. Man Loses His Wife In A Card Game When most people run out of money in a game of poker they simply have to exit with their head hung in a shame and a wallet feeling much lighter. Not Andrei Karpov though. When the Russian player was feeling a little short in a game of cards against opponent Sergey Brodov he made a bold move and put his wife up as a stake. Luck was not on Karpov??s side and he ended up losing the hand, along with his wife Tatiana. She was so furious at being bet away that she divorced Karpov saying: ??It was humiliating and I was utterly ashamed. But as soon as my ex-husband did that I knew I had to leave him.? Brodov literally won the heart of Tatiana and they ended up getting married. ??Sergey was a very handsome, charming man and I am very happy with him,? she said, ??even if he did ??win?? me in a poker game.? 3. The Breast Bet Professional backgammon player, Brian Zembic had a flare for taking up strange bets. After winning a $15,000 challenge that he couldn??t live in a bathroom for a month and sleeping in a box for a week to win $25,000, the Canadian gambler decided to take it one step further. Whilst playing in a high stakes game, talk naturally turned to boob jobs. Fellow gambler Jobo and Zembic disagreed over the seriousness of the operation and eventually settled their argument with a wager. If Zembic would be willing to get 38C breast implants and keep them for an entire year he would win $100,000. After losing a serious amount of money on the stock market, Zembic decided to eventually take up the challenge. Hearing that Zembic has undergone the surgery Jobo tried to buy out the bet for $50,000, but Zembic refused. Not only did he keep the breasts for a year to win the bet but Zembic still has them to this day. Although the breast bet has propelled Zembic into a celebrity status he says he will take them out if his six year old daughter wanted him to. He also seems to have learnt that living up to crazy dares isn??t everything. ??The other day someone bet me that I wouldn??t cut off my own penis but I??ve since decided I??m not going to do it,? he said. ??I??ve learnt that money isn??t everything.? NHL Ben Bishop loses his chicklets, stays in game! http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/lightning-goalie-ben-bishop-loses-teeth-shot-stays-game/ MLB World Series Game 1: Indians win game 1. 6-0 off the bat of Roberto Perezs' 2HR night Game 2: Cubs even up the series at 1-1 with a 5-1 win behind Jake Arieta's arm Game 3: For the first time in 25,950 days, the Fall Classic returned to Wrigley Field. NBA On the road to a fifth of whiskey Spurs crush the Warriors 129-100 13 Years ago today: King James made his debut 25 Pts 6 Reb 9 Ast 4 Stl NCAAF Ohio St drops to #6 after loss to upset to Penn St Washington moves to #4 and just outside the playoffs Louisville at #5 NFL A tie in Sunday night Seattle travels to Glendale and score remains 6-6. Kickers suck! Chandler Catanzaro and Steven Hauscha both miss short field goals in OT Arian Foster retires JETS bench Fitzpatrick for Geno Smith, then Smith goes out with a knee injury (out for the season with torn ACL) ?? How will Fitzmagic play this weekend? Browns play 6th QB of the season after Cody Kessler goes out with concussion in goes Kevin Hogan. Former Stanford QB goes 12 of 24 with 100 passing yards, 104 rushing yards and a touchdown. Don't get too excited he did throw 2 PICKS. Josh McCown returns under center this weekend Jay Ajayi has another 200 yard rushing game in Dolphins 28-25 win over the Bills GIANTS cut Josh Brown Ex-Viking Artis Hicks claiming they participated in a bounty program in 2009 Obama makes his Super Bowl pick. Patriots defeat the Seahawks J: and that's why I'm not a Democrat!!! Recap of last weeks picks THIS WEEKS PICKS Cardinals vs Panthers Seahawks vs Saints Raiders vs Bucs Chargers vs Broncos Eagles vs Cowboys Steelers on. Bye…how's Big Ben? Ahole or dbag: People at restaurants that are never satisfied with the service/food Useless customer service people Guys at the gym with big biceps, chests but have chicken legs… Line cutters… Subscribe- Review Website-Twitter Crude Sports Talk OUT…

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN NOW! In This Episode: We get into the  Deepwater Horizon movie, that’s what you get! Pissing on nachos, MLB playoffs, Jeremy and Glenn get down with some sports talk, NFL picks against the audience and some whiskey shots with a guy named Bob! Click Here to Listen Now! Twitter: @crudesportstalk Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram & Snapchat SHOUT OUTS : CCK All the music played…written and performed by: www.crowncitykrooks.com Original Kreative Our website and social media platform designed by: www.originalkreative.com The Garwood - Davante Adams…2 Touchdowns! Check out these beauty watches - get yourself 15% off when you use the promo code: CRUDE www.crudesportstalk.com/thegarwood Head to our website to find links to these great sponsors and while you're there, Sign up for CRUDE NATION at www.crudesportstalk.com OIL & GAS: OFFSHORE RIG MOVE DEEPWATER HORIZON MOVIE? GOOD OR BAD   GLENN'S OUTBOX: Teachers of America take head...NO MORE HOMEWORK!!   THAT’S WHAT YOU GET!!!   Kicked OUT!   Hey Josh Brown… beat your wife and EVERYONE is going to hate you! AND you'll lose your wonderful kicking job for the New York Giants…ya a kicker…I'd say a KICKER is probably the most easily replaceable position in the game! The giants have already signed free agent Robbie Gould and you will now be long be forgotten you piece of shit! THAT’S WHAT YOU GET!!!   Tattoo jinx:   https://www.facebook.com/MLBonFOX/videos/1258104437586541/ Hey stupid fan - when your team loses the World Series or better yet, doesn't even advance after YOU PERMANENTLY tattoed that the Cubs curse is over - THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!!! ….remember Steve Bartman? You know that fan that interfered with the easy out in game 6 of the 2003 NLCS….you WILL be the next Steve Bartman… SPORTS: NBA Preseason is…..almost over. Reg season starts next  week… And the Golden State Warriors are the 2017 World NBA Champions!!! WHY PLAY THE SEASON?? Haha   MMA Jordan Parsons first MMA fighter diagnosed with CTE. He was killed in a hit and run accident in May NHL NHL introducing Virtual Reality https://www.nhl.com/news/nhl-introduces-virtual-reality-experiences/c-279085566 Kings fans Goalie Johnathan Quick out for three months after groin surgery Montreal Canadian fan peeing over his nachos. MLB: Cubs fly the W flag? College: BYU goes for it on 4-19 from their own end zone…? Game of the Week: #6 Texas A&M vs #1 Alabama NFL: Josh Brown (Steve Smith calls out) Ray Rice still…trying to make a comeback. Cam Newton's interview etiquette: https://www.facebook.com/UPROXXSports/videos/10154841480814218/   Eli sick of OBJ's antics when not producing Geno Smith the new starter in NY Raiders Move Week 7 injuries Big Ben coming back into game may have caused more damage Richie Incognito Johnathan Martin reaches out after accusations of bullying NFL Picks Vikings at Eagles Chargers vs Falcons Patriots at Steelers Seahawks at Cardinals (Sunday night) Texans at Broncos (Monday night) Ahole or dbag: Guys who take their food into the bathroom… Taking me (on the phone) into the bathroom while your shitting,,, People that ride your ass in traffic…   Subscribe- Review Website-Twitter Crude Sports Talk OUT…

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN NOW! In This Episode: Game 5 is why we love MLB playoffs, the great one comes home, Greg Hardy beating on someone else (allegedly), and a bunch of football on this episode of Crude Sports Talk! Twitter: @crudesportstalk Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram & Snapchat   SHOUT OUTS : CCK All the music played…written and performed by: www.crowncitykrooks.com   Original Kreative Our website and social media platform designed by: www.originalkreative.com   The Garwood Check out these beauty watches - get yourself 15% off when you use the promo code: CRUDE www.crudesportstalk.com/thegarwood   Head to our website to find links to these great sponsors and while you're there, Sign up for CRUDE NATION at www.crudesportstalk.com SPORTS: MLB Game 5 is why I LOVE Baseball MLB Playoffs The HEALER Tim Tebow http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2016/10/11/tim-tebow-reportedly-resuscitates-fan-suffering-from-seizure.html NHL The Great One is back in Edmonton Matthews - scores hat trick on his first 3 shots in the NHL  uhttp://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2016/10/12/13263908/auston-matthews-maple-leafs-first-nhl-goal-of-course MMA UFC 204 Updates Ouch http://mmajunkie.com/2016/10/ufc-204-suspensions-champ-michael-bisping-out-6-months-unless-cleared-by-doctor Greg Hardy transitioning to MMA http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2668891-greg-hardy-to-attempt-mma-career-latest-comments-and-reaction Rhonda Rousey slated for a return December 30th vs. Amanda Nunes - bantamweight championship fight. Thug is thug http://www.flocombat.com/article/47316-gegard-mousasi-says-conor-mcgregor-threatened-him-with-a-knife NFL Colin Kaepernick to get first start of the season against the Bills. How will he do in this Chip Kelly offense? Tom Fucking Brady http://espn.go.com/blog/new-england-patriots/post/_/id/4796553/tom-brady-earns-26th-career-afc-award-as-offensive-player-of-the-week http://es.pn/2dchOm2 Getting in OBJ's head http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17781595/baltimore-ravens-jimmy-smith-back-new-york-giants-receiver-odell-beckham-jr http://es.pn/2dKux3w Week 6 Picks Eagles at Redskins Steelers at Miami 49'ers vs Bills Chiefs vs Raiders Falcons at Seahawks Ahole or dbag: People that call championship after 1 game of a long season Someone with a trailer parking in a single stall and leaving the trailer blocking the isle. People that constantly complain about their jobs. Subscribe- Review Website-Twitter Crude Sports Talk OUT…

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN NOW! In This Episode:  Outbox is back, college let downs, butt loads of oil, how are ours picks, #Harambeslifemattered, some fancy footwear, what happens to the rookie with the longest, MLB Playoffs, "hot mics", who the F is riding unicycles and a plethora of useless opinions in this episode of CRUDE SPORTS TALK Twitter: @crudesportstalk Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram & Snapchat SHOUT OUTS : CCK All the music played…written and performed by: www.crowncitykrooks.com Original Kreative Our website and social media platform designed by: www.originalkreative.com The Garwood Check out these beauty watches - get yourself 15% off when you use the promo code: CRUDE www.crudesportstalk.com/thegarwood Head to our website to find links to these great sponsors and while you're there, Sign up for CRUDE NATION at www.crudesportstalk.com Happy Thanksgivinggggggg! OIL AND GAS: http://www.newsminer.com/business/caelus-announces-billion-barrel-north-slope-crude-discovery/article_3fe4978e-8a52-11e6-bc37-07b3e361b018.html GLENN'S OUTBOX: DEAR OBJ!! SPORTS: WTF The Moscow-backed leader of the Russian region of Chechnya, faced criticism Wednesday after his sons took part in televised mixed martial arts fights involving children as young as 8. One of Kadyrov's sons, 10-year-old Akhmad, beat another boy by a technical knockout in the cage during a so-called exhibition bout on a nationally televised fight card Tuesday, while his younger brothers Eli and Adam also won their fights as a crowd of adults in the hall cheered them on. The children walked into the ring with background music, were announced in the same way as pro fighters and were rewarded with belts when they won, with their father looking on. The TV broadcast from the Chechen capital Grozny was chiefly focused on adult bouts, but featured professional commentary and graphics introducing the child fighters. MLB Playoffs!!! College: Louisville has a tough bye week http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/story/louisville-didnt-play-a-game-in-week-6-but-still-lost-100816 College Football: Chad Kelly is a douchebag https://www.facebook.com/ESPN/posts/1390006994379386 NFL Gronk Getting Chewed out  https://www.google.com/amp/www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/rob-gronkowski-is-getting-yelled-at-by-fantasy-owners-at-the-grocery-store/amp/?client=safar Harambe nets yards:  http://dailysnark.com/guy-full-harambe-gorilla-suit-runs-onto-field-bears-game-wears-lives-matter-shirt/ Players let their footwear do the talking: http://sea.247sports.com/Bolt/Redskins-DeSean-Jackson-takes-protest-to-new-level-47947537   Referees Talking Shit: Pete Morelli, referee, http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/ref-drops-swear-word-on-hot-mic-during-bills-patriots-game/ Cam Newton pulls a Johnny Manzeil??? http://sea.247sports.com/Bolt/Cam-Newton-being-sued-over-alleged-destruction-of-mansion-47998137   WEEK 4 PICKS Jeremy was 4-1 Glenn was also 4-1 Phatty T shit the bed at 1-4 Mark White and Siri went 3-2 Jeremy and Glenn are tied at 11-4 on the season Stupid Sport: Mountain Unicycling Ahole or dbag: Clown costume dudes Trading away your next year's draft picks Glenn and Jeremy? Subscribe- Review Website-Twitter Crude Sports Talk OUT… CLICK HERE TO LISTEN NOW! Have a suggestion for the show? Do you want your topic brought up in the Asshole or Douchebag segment? Have a Stupid Sport you want us to research? CLICK HERE TO EMAIL US! Hey Crude Nation...Help us out! Give us a review on one of the following platforms! It will help us bring more exciting content including awesome giveaways!

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN NOW! In This Episode: We pay tribute to a young pitcher and the King of golf, some bitchin cleats, NFL injuries, arrests and rehab, Cutlers future in question, the best football fan takes over Glenn's Outbox and a bunch of other shit in this episode of CRUDE SPORTS TALK Twitter: @crudesportstalk Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram & Snapchat SHOUT OUTS : CCK All the music played…written and performed by: www.crowncitykrooks.com Original Kreative Our website and social media platform designed by: www.originalkreative.com The Garwood Check out these beauty watches - get yourself 15% off when you use the promo code: CRUDE www.crudesportstalk.com/thegarwood Head to our website to find links to these great sponsors and while you're there, Sign up for CRUDE NATION at www.crudesportstalk.com WHEEL OF DRINKS: OIL AND GAS: https://www.google.com/amp/www.cnbc.com/amp/2016/09/27/oil-prices-climb-after-industry-data-shows-us-stocks-draw.html?client=safari SPORTS: REMEMBERING JOSE FERNANDEZ https://www.facebook.com/ESPN/posts/1378879455492140   REMEMBERING ARNOLD PALMER Antonio Brown pays tribute to the king with special cleats   NFL Vic Dipitetto Angry Giants Fan Angry Giants Fan: https://www.facebook.com/MichaelRapaportOfficial/videos/1107392032678811/ NY Giants RB Shane Vareen season over due to a Torn Tricep TE Austin Seferian-Jenkins https://www.google.com/amp/nypost.com/2016/09/30/fresh-off-dui-arrest-jets-new-te-thankful-17-times-over/amp/?client=safari Will Jay Cutler start again? http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17646032/john-fox-not-guaranteeing-jay-cutler-gets-qb-job-back-being-medically-cleared http://es.pn/2cGkM5e JJ Watt out for the season https://www.google.com/amp/amp.usatoday.com/story/91306582/?client=safari Steelers new running game http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17659603/pittsburgh-steelers-use-leveon-bell-deangelo-williams-together http://es.pn/2cBv6s3 Rex Ryan the reporter Rex Ryan pranks Patriots wide receiver Julian Edelman   Josh Gordon focuses on himself http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000711886/article/cleveland-browns-planning-to-release-josh-gordon Bill O'Brien's new role O'Brien will now be calling the Texans Offensive plays after ranking 31st in league   NFL PICKS OF THE WEEK! Current standings: Glenn: 7 right 3 wrong Jeremy:  7 right 3 wrong  LAST WEEK: Chris Moore: 5 - 1 Chris Dugas: 4 - 2 Siri: 4 - 2 THIS WEEK: Panthers at Falcons Seahawks vs Jets Rams at Cardinals Chiefs at Steelers GIANTS vs Vikings MLB Astros officially eliminated from playoffs Red Sox clinch first AL East division title since 2013 Dodgers clinch the NL West with a ( Charlie Culbertson) walk off in the 10th. What a great way for Vin Scullys last home game after 67 years of being the voice of Dodger baseball With the first pitch in his instructional league debut, Tim Tebow launches an opposite field HR NCAA After 12 seasons LSU fires HC Less Miles and OC Cam Cameron after a 2-2 start Ed Orgeron fills in as interim No.6 Houston rolls over Uconn No.10 Washington steam rolls 7 Stanford 44-6 Can't wait for Houston vs Louisville. Could determine the heisman between Greg Ward Jr and Lamar Jackson Check out these games: 8 Wisconsin vs 4 Michigan 3 Louisville vs 5 Clemson MMA Connor McGregor to fight lightweight champion Eddie Alvarez at UFC 205 in NYC November 12 The Hulk UFC's Ion Cutelaba https://www.facebook.com/foxsports/posts/10155393879329552   GOLF This is GOLD!! https://www.facebook.com/SportsCenter/posts/1519943718024465 Ahole or dbag: Car service guy, Christian Brothers 1st  gears People who drive smart cars! Subscribe- Review Website-Twitter Crude Sports Talk OUT…

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN NOW! In This Episode: Glenn's Birthday Episode, We Rant about Stadium Fights, NFL and College Football Picks, Kevin Garnett Retires, a World Cup Hockey update, A-hole and D-bag and much more. Twitter: @crudesportstalk Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram & Snapchat SHOUT OUTS : CCK All the music played…written and performed by: www.crowncitykrooks.com Original Kreative Our website and social media platform designed by: www.originalkreative.com The Garwood Check out these beauty watches - get yourself 15% off when you use the promo code: CRUDE www.crudesportstalk.com/thegarwood Head to our website to find links to these great sponsors and while you're there, Sign up for CRUDE NATION at www.crudesportstalk.com GLENN'S BIRTHDAY EPISODE!! SPORTS: World Cup of Hockey: Semi Finals: Tonight at 7 eastern, Canada (3-0) goes up against Russia (2-1) in a heavyweight bout! In the other semi-final Sweden takes on Europe at 1pm Eastern (going on right now) NBA: Kevin Garnett Retires https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Garnett   NCAAF Top 10 (AP Poll) 1 Alabama (50) 1510 3-0 1 2 Ohio State (4) 1442 3-0 3 3 Louisville (6) 1406 3-0 10 4 Michigan (1) 1277 3-0 4 5 Clemson 1258 3-0 5 6 Houston 1245 3-0 6 7 Stanford 1195 2-0 7 8 Michigan State 1084 2-0 12 9 Washington 1040 3-0 8 10 Texas A&M 890 3-0 17 Games to watch: #13 FSU at So. Florida Bounce back after last weeks loss to Louisville. #3 Louisville at Marshall See Lamar Jackson play like a video game and have 500 total yards of offense between his arm and legs. #12 Georgia at #23 Ole Miss Fantasy Football Corner: Wants some advice, let us know your question! Email us at info@crudesportstalk.com or hit us up on Facebook, we will answer all questions in time for tomorrow's games! Last week was a horrible week for injuries: List: Jimmy Garropolo, Shoulder Adrian Peterson, Knee DeMarcus Ware, Broken Forearm Danny Woodhead, ACL Josh McCown, Shoulder (Still finished game…story below) Doug Martin, Hamstring Julio Jones, Ankle Thomas Rawls, Leg Contusion Johnathan Stewart, Hamstring Arian Foster, Groin… WOW - Big Surprise… Doug Baldwin, Knee Ameer Abdullah, Foot Tyler Lockett, Knee Sprain… Seahawks, Pete Carroll punished by NFL for violating offseason rules The Seattle Seahawks and Coach Pete Carroll have been fined and the team will lose one week of organized team activities as well as a fifth-round 2017 draft pick for violating work rules that prohibit excessive contact in offseason workouts. *for violating rules that are part of the collective bargaining agreement between the NFL and NFL Players Association. The Seahawks were determined to have broken the “no live contact” rule after an investigation of a June 6 practice video Carroll was fined $200,000 the team was fined $400,000 Loss of 2017 fifth round pick 1 week of OTA's *In May, the Baltimore Ravens were punished for using full pads during a rookie minicamp session. They forfeited a week of OTAs in early June and were fined $343,057. Coach John Harbaugh was fined $137,223. Mental Match-up In the first match-up since the December game that saw fireworks between the two. Redskins CB Josh Norman takes on Giants WR OBJ. Norman will travel in this match-up. Who wins the battle? Browns try out another QB Clevelands 3rd rounder QB Cody Kessler will start taking on the Dolphins with  Charlie Whitehurst backing him up. So glad they are in the AFC North. He will be the 5th rookie to start behind center this season. Belechick taking advantage of new rule change. http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/how-bill-belichick-is-exploiting-the-rule-book-and-why-the-nfl-has-to-stop-it-immediately-092316 Belichick gets TD Ball On his first TD run, Jacoby Brissett handed the ball to Coach Belechick A 27 yard run, this was the LONGEST TD run by a Pats QB since 1967 Brissett says he handed the ball to his coach because that's his job. Make sure the other team didn't get the ball This goes back to the DO YOUR JOB! And that he did…he only threw for 108 yards and ran for 48 and the score, but he helped his team win the game under the wonderful leadership of Bill Belichick. http://cbsprt.co/2d648LX Vikings new stadium is too loud! Alex Boone tells fans to "shut the f_ck up!" http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/09/19/new-vikings-stadium-may-be-too-loud-for-the-home-teams-liking/ McCowan Explains why he didn't leave game when injured http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000705914/article/injury-aside-josh-mccowns-words-wont-be-forgotten?campaign=fb-nf-sf36407946-sf36407946 Picks: Games of the Week Browns vs. Miami Broncos vs. Bengals Steelers vs. Eagles 4ers vs. Seahawks Bears vs. Cowboys BONUS GAME: Lions in Green Bay (Last time they played was the HUGE hail Mary play) Ahole or dbag: At the grocery store…when someone stops their cart where it blocks what you are trying to grab. People who bring more than 15 items to the express lane Someone coming out of the stall and they don't let you know there's no more TP. People who don't flush in public toilets. Those who don't wash their hands??? When a woman breast feeds in public and whips her ENTIRE tit out in a no shame manner. 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CLICK HERE TO LISTEN NOW! In This Episode: We get into South parks version of the anthem, college football, our NCAA expert gives his Saturday picks, NFL week 1 recap, best call of a MNF drunk streaker, big Dick Decker, impactful injuries in week 1, the baseball playoff outlook, UFC 203 results and stupid sports is back all in this episode of CST!   Twitter: @crudesportstalk Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram & Snapchat   SHOUT OUTS : Crown City Krooks All the music played…written and performed by: www.crowncitykrooks.com   Special Shout out to James Hahn II. From Tribe Rocket! Audience growth    The Garwood Check out these beauty watches - get yourself 15% off when you use the promo code: CRUDE www.crudesportstalk.com/thegarwood   Head to our website to find links to these great sponsors and while you're there, Sign up for CRUDE NATION at www.crudesportstalk.com   OIL AND GAS: Hoax Picture of Pipeline Protest https://www.facebook.com/jameshahnII/posts/10157400434800237   JJ ABRAHMS HAS FIXED AMERICA! http://uproxx.com/sports/colin-kaepernick-south-park/ SPORTS: COLLEGE Player Arrested Mid Game: http://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/17518640/mt-san-antonio-college-ol-bernard-schirmer-arrested-suspicion-battery-game-official?ex_cid=espnfb #6 UofH looked like they may be in a bit of trouble going into the 4th quarter Thursday night vs Cincinnati. 28 4th qurter points took care of those concerns. GAMES of the Week for me: #2 Florida State takes on #10 Louisville in Kentucky (on now) #1 Alabama vs  #19  Ole Miss (this afternoon) #3 Ohio State vs #14 Oklahoma (tonight) #12 Michigan St travels to South bend to take on the #18 ranked fighting Irish And I will be watching USC travel to the #7 Stanford Cardinals Josh's College Picks Pitt +3.5 FSU -1 Miami -3.5 Syracuse +14 Vanderbuilt +6.5   NFL Rex Ryan putting on the pounds again Rex removes his lap band. Support brother Superstitious?   Big Dick Decker http://brobible.com/sports/article/ny-jets-wr-eric-deckers-wife-brags-size/2/ Patriots: No Brady no Gronk NO PROBLEM Terrence Williams bonehead play: http://www.totalprosports.com/2016/09/14/terrance-williams-to-cowboys-fans-if-you-think-you-can-do-my-job-come-take-it/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=blackadamschefter&utm_campaign=fb Week 1 Recap Key week 1 injuries Keenan Allen, WR, San Diego Chargers: went down with a noncontact knee injury as he was coming out of a break in the second quarter. He stayed down on the field for a while before being carted off the field. Allen tore the ACL in his right knee and would miss the remainder of the season. * I think both Travis Benjamin and Tyrell Williams’ value increases Russell Wilson, QB, Seattle Seahawks: Wilson hurt his ankle in the third quarter after getting sacked by Ndamukong Suh. Robert Griffin III, QB, Cleveland Browns: Griffin suffered the injury on a hit he took late in the game on the sideline at the end of a run. Griffin has a fractured coracoid bone in his left shoulder; he could be out for the season. Brian Cushing, LB, Houston Texans: Cushing was carted to the locker room in the first quarter with a knee injury. Cushing suffered a Grade 2 MCL sprain. Julio Jones and Mohamed Sanu, WRs, Atlanta Falcons: Both wide receivers tweaked their ankles on Sunday. Jones said he reinjured his left ankle after hurting it in the preseason, adding that he isn't worried. Sanu, meanwhile, could be seen limping heavily through the locker room after the game. Kevin Harlans call of the fan running on the field during the MNF game https://youtu.be/NVGMHbyCW7w Week 1 fines 2 Broncos were fined for week 1 helmet to helmet hits on Cam Newton. LB Brandon Marshall fined $24,309 and S Darian Stewart fined $18,231 for same offense. HOU WR DeAndre Hopkins will not continue to pay fines of $6k a game to wear "Yeezy" cleats. Sorry Kanye Antonio Brown fined over $15K for wearing blue cleats and twerking on MNF Looking ahead to week 2 Bills fire OC Greg Roman after TNF Jeremy vs Glenn picks Saints vs Giants Chiefs vs Texans Seahawks vs Rams Bengals vs Steelers (Refs put on high alert for this rivalry) MMA UFC 203 Stipe Miocic def. Alistair Overeem, knockout  – FOTN - The UFC heavyweight champion successfully defended his title by scoring a first-round KO Fabricio Werdum def. Travis Browne, unanimous decision Mickey Gall def. CM Punk, submission - Gall’s ground game was quickly put on display as he used a basic double-leg takedown to gain top position on Punk. From there, he’d dominate with a superior Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu game until Punk was made to submit via rear-naked choke. Punk deserves respect for giving his best effort, but he has zero chance to compete at this level of the sport. Jimmie Rivera def. Urijah Faber, unanimous decision   STUPID SPORTS IS BACK!! http://www.barstoolsports.com/philadelphia/philly-will-be-home-to-the-world-air-sex-championships-this-year/?utm_campaign=SocialflowFB&utm_source=BarstoolFB&utm_medium=Socialflow   Ahole or dbag: Brought to you by: RiggerTalk.com This is an online directory for Oilfield Services… They have an app in the App Store and in Google Play Check it out! www.RiggerTalk.com When people use the riding carts at stores but they can walk… People who circle the parking lot looking for the best spot People who use Facebook to air their dirty laundry Shorts button sew shop ? Subscribe- Review Website-Twitter Crude Sports Talk OUT…

In This Episode:  We talk sports like usual, but this time it's with special guest, Retired NFL QB - Tyler Thigpen! Learn what it's like to open a new College Football Program, get drafted to play in the NFL and which stadium is the LOUDEST? Twitter: @crudesportstalk Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram & Snapchat SHOUT OUTS : Crown City Krooks All the music played…written and performed by: www.crowncitykrooks.com Original Kreative Our website and social media platform designed by: www.originalkreative.com The Garwood Check out these beauty watches - get yourself 15% off when you use the promo code: CRUDE www.crudesportstalk.com/thegarwood Head to our website to find links to these great sponsors and while you're there, Sign up for CRUDE NATION at www.crudesportstalk.com   SPORTS: Interview with Retired NFL QB - Tyler Thigpen.   NFL: Season started Thursday Recap of the game? Broncos won on missed FG from Gano at 50 yards Broncos D looks GOOOOOD! Hit Cam Newton 8 times!   Tomorrow is 9/11 - Who will kneel? Is it disrespectful   Avery Williamson: http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/09/10/police-unions-offer-to-pay-fine-if-nfl-disciplines-player-for-911-cleats/   Shame Story: Miracle Mattress (San Antonio, TX) https://www.facebook.com/NFLonESPN/posts/1140414499390249   MLB: Things are heating up as we get into the last few weeks of the season.   HOCKEY: Canada LOST at Hockey? The US beat Canada 4-2 in World Cup Exhibition hockey. Just an exhibition game! 2nd Period, US Goon Ryan Kessler was ejected for Boarding Shea Webber. Will see if they meet again in actual tournament play in the weeks to come. Exhibition play will continue until Sept. 17th where the Preliminary Round of the Round Robin will begin.   COLLEGE: CFB Rankings going into week 2   Alabama vs Western Kentucky Clemson vs Troy Florida St. vs Charleston Southern (CS has 28 players suspended for misappropriation of $) Ohio St. vs Tulsa Michigan vs Central Florida   Games to check out: Lamar vs U of H ( possible trap game) Arkansas vs (12) TCU Big 12 vs SEC CAL vs San Diego St Virginia Tech vs Tennessee UFC: Stipe Miocic vs Alistair Overeem Fabricio Werdum vs Travis Browne Phill Brooks (CM Punk) vs Mickey Gall Urijah Faber vs Jimmie Rivera What about the C.B. Dollaway elevator incident Ahole or dbag: With Tyler Thigpen… Subscribe- Review Website-Twitter Crude Sports Talk OUT…

In this Episode: College Football opens up with a great weekend, dick stomping, clearly late hits, remembering a punter, I sadly recap the USC game, NFL trades have been fantasy football-esque, a scary line drive in this episode of Crude Sports Talk! Twitter: @crudesportstalk Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram & Snapchat SHOUT OUTS CCK All the music played…written and performed by: www.crowncitykrooks.com Original Kreative Our website and social media platform designed by: www.originalkreative.com   The Garwood Check out these beauty watches - get yourself 15% off when you use the promo code: CRUDE www.crudesportstalk.com/thegarwood GLENN'S OUTBOX: A letter to USC head coach. SPORTS: COLLEGE FOOTBALL USC JABARI RUFFIN Stomps on Alabama player's dick - Opening weekend upsets #15 UofH defeats #3 Oklahoma 33-23 unranked Wisconsin defeats #5 LSU 16-14 unranked A&M defeats #16 UCLA in O/T 31-24 and in double O/T unranked Texas beats #9 Notre Dame 50-47 LSU lineman shows  frustration Things took an nasty turn at the end of Wisconsin’s opening-game 16-14 upset win over No. 6 LSU on Saturday. After safety D’Cota Dixon secured the win following a late-game interception, LSU offensive lineman Josh Boutte blindsided with a massive clothesline hit as Dixon celebrated the play. Boutte was immediately thrown out of the game for a flagrant personal foul, but after the game, LSU head coach Les Miles came to his defense. He prefaced by saying that he still “has to see the film,” but that Boutte is “not a malicious guy.” https://youtu.be/Q2jl-iwBagU My top 5 after opening weekend Before this weekend I liked Clemson in the #1 spot, but Alabama- Freshman QB Jalen Hurts looks to add something extra to a very strong team. Clemson Houston waiting for the FSU vs Ole Miss game 4/5 spot will be between FSU with a strong game and Ohio St. If FSU loses you could see Michigan or Stanford jump up to my #5 spot F*ck Cancer Pitt running back James Conner, who overcame Hodgkin Lymphoma during the offseason, led the Panthers out of the tunnel and on the field Saturday scored himself two TD in a 28-7 home win over Villanova at Heinz Field. Paying tribute to a punter, teammate and a human being Nebraska pays tribute to the recent loss of punter Sam Foltz. Foltz died in a car accident on July 23rd of this year along with former Michigan St. punter Mike Sadler coming back from a kicking camp they were helping to teach. When the time came for the Huskers to punt for the first time, the Huskers paid their deceased teammate an on-field tribute. They lined up with 10 players, with Foltz’s punter spot empty. And then they waited for the play clock to expire. The Huskers knew they’d get a delay of game, but they didn’t care. They'd decided it was worth the penalty to signify they couldn’t play without remembering Foltz. The crowd gave a huge ovation. And Fresno State responded with class, declining the penalty and yardage. They wore helmet stickers to honor Foltz, as well. https://youtu.be/oYJ6_Rqub9A #1 Alabama vs. USC recap NFL Chiefs could be in a bit of a pickle The Kansas City Chiefs will start the season without Justin Houston. The linebacker was placed on the physically unable to perform list, the team announced this week. Houston will miss at least the first six games of the season. The 27-year-old pass rusher battled knee issues in 2015, missing five games. Vikings roller coaster week - Minnesota Vikings quarterback Teddy Bridgewater suffered a dislocated knee and a torn ACL when he went down during a non contact drill at practice Tuesday. Bridgewater dropped back to pass during a drill, planted his foot and immediately went down. With the Vikings lacking talented depth at QB ie. Shaun Hill, they had to make a move, and here is what they did…. - Viking trade to get Eagles starting QB Sam Bradford in exchange for the 2017 seasons 1st round pick and a conditional 2018 4th round pick. Terms of the conditional 4th round pick: if Vikings make it to the playoffs, 4th turns into a 3rd round pick if Minnesota wins the Super Bowl, 4th turns into a 2nd round pick Who won in this deal? VIKINGS on paper it looks like the Eagles had the Vikings over a barrel and took full advantage, but I think it may be more equal than it appears. The Vikings couldn't have 16 games of Shaun Hill in the new stadium. of the $35 million 2 year contract the Eagles made with Bradford this past Feburary, Minnesota owes $24 mil and retains the 2 years. Bradford has the opportunity to work with Norv Turner. If Turner fails to get the most of what has been a mediocre QB, then Bradford will finish his career as a back-up. The Vikings are built to compete off the backs of the defense and Adrian Peterson. EAGLES Free from the remainder of the $24 million still owed to Bradford A chance to give to give the rookie they gave up so much for a shot. This being Carson Wentz. If you remember the Eagles traded up to the Browns. Cleveland gave up the No. 2 spot to Philadelphia. In that trade, the Eagles gave Cleveland their 2016 first-round pick (No. 8), third-round pick (No. 77) and fourth-round pick (No. 100), plus the Eagles' 2017 first-round pick and a 2018 second-round pick. Between Wentz and Chase Daniel they have a combined 2 NFL starts. If Philly completely collapses and earns a top-five pick after this season, that does them no good, because the pick is going to the Browns. Mark Sanchez has 9 lives The former starting NFL QB, will now be the back-up to Cowboys rookie QB Dak Prescott. After failing to beat out two young quarterbacks in Denver, the Broncos decided to part ways with Sanchez. After trying to get some value through trades, there were no takers. Sanchez was released and then picked up by Jerry Jones to be the back-up for Dak. SO WITH DAK PRESCOTT AND CARSON WENTZ BOTH SLATED AS STARTERS. WHO HAS A BETTER ROOKIE SEASON? Tom Brady - No NFL Decal http://sportsuncut.com/index.php/2016/09/05/tom-brady-appears-to-protest-the-league-by-removing-nfl-logo-from-helmet/ MLB Scary moment in Seattle Angels pitcher Matt Shoemaker was hit in the head by a 105 mph line drive in the second inning of Sunday’s game, dropping him to the ground and bringing Safeco Field to a standstill. With one out in the second, Kyle Seager (brother of Dodgers SS Corey) hit the line drive that stuck Shoemaker flush on the right side of his head (video). Shoemaker dropped to his knees and trainers from both dugouts rushed to treat him.Shoemaker's initial readings of CT scan indicate small skull fracture and small hematoma. You Decide… People who fart on airplanes. People who POOP on planes. People that read your texts over your shoulder. Subscribe- Review Website-Twitter Crude Sports Talk OUT…

In This Episode:  We have a special guest host to help me not F this up too bad, Marshawn gives an autograph in beast mode style, Robo QB found naked with dope, Bill Cosby’s protégée has been found, Kaepernick sits out anthems like he sits during the regular season games, the Cowboys will be fine, some Little Leaguers represented for our country and Nate Diaz smokes weed everyday in this episode of Crude Sports Talk CRUDE SPORTS TALK welcomes guest host, Alex Middleton @alexjmiddleton @passthegravypod Twitter: @crudesportstalk Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram & Snapchat SHOUT OUTS : CCK All the music played…written and performed by: www.crowncitykrooks.com Original Kreative Our website and social media platform designed by: www.originalkreative.com The Garwood Check out these beauty watches - get yourself 15% off when you use the promo code: CRUDE www.crudesportstalk.com/thegarwood Head to our website to find links to these great sponsors and while you're there, Sign up for CRUDE NATION at www.crudesportstalk.com GLENN'S OUTBOX: Dear TIM TEBOW... SPORTS: NFL Marshawn given Patriot shirt to sign…. Say it aint so Todd https://www.google.com/amp/syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/2659244-todd-marinovich-arrested-latest-news-comments-reaction-on-former-nfl-qb.amp.html?client=safari And the Joey Bosa saga lives on https://www.google.com/amp/www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/san-diego-chargers-joey-bosa-contract-tweet-draft-re-enter-holdout-length-offset-salary-082416.amp.html?client=safari Giants okay with an alleged wife beater http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17382537/new-york-giants-owner-john-mara-defends-decision-re-sign-josh-brown http://es.pn/2bnAUaa Darren Sharper did what http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17398925/darren-sharper-files-notice-appeal-federal-rape-case http://es.pn/2bvXkG7 Colin who? http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17401815/colin-kaepernick-san-francisco-49ers-sits-national-anthem-prior-preseason-game http://es.pn/2boEB0r Why you DON'T draft kickers!! http://dailysnark.com/bucs-2nd-round-kicker-seeking-mental-help-unable-make-kicks/ Announced today Broncos announce Trevor Siemien as week 1 started Kicking the Cowboys while they're down Cowboys unveil new practice facility - 300 million later… https://www.facebook.com/FOXSportsSouthwest/videos/10153969629739624/ Romo has a boo boo http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2660144-tony-romo-injury-update-cowboys-qb-reportedly-out-6-10-weeks-with-back-fracture Replacement QB named http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2660165-dak-prescott-reportedly-named-cowboys-starting-qb-after-tony-romo-injury Ezekiel Elliot http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2660009-insider-buzz-dal-unhappy-with-elliotts-partying-and-cannabis-dispensary-visit BASEBALL Pitcher Flips off Batter before striking him out! Bad ass! https://vine.co/v/5OjtQXZtJ3K Who's on top in the MLB? http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/standings/ LLWS http://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/17411209/endwell-new-york-wins-first-little-league-world-series-title-us-11 MMA Diaz be a little smarter & USADA loosen up a bit https://www.google.com/amp/www.mmafighting.com/platform/amp/2016/8/22/12596954/nate-diaz-could-face-usada-sanctions-for-vaping-cannabis-at-ufc-202?client=safari Will there be a McGreggor vs Diaz 3? http://www.cbssports.com/mma/news/ufc-202-results-dana-white-says-no-conor-mcgregor-nate-diaz-trilogy-yet/ No Ronda Rousey in UFC 205, will she come back? Should she? Soccer Is Hope Solo done? http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/08/25/sports/hope-solo-suspended-for-six-months-by-us-soccer.html?_r=0&referer=https://www.google.com/ https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.yahoo.com/amphtml/sports/news/hope-solo-takes-indefinite-leave-seattle-reign-184207365--sow.html?client=safari Ahole or dbag: When making a deal with someone in fantasy then they realize the value in the guy they have and trade with someone else… People who don't respect the National Anthem When doing your morning show you make a mistake and someone emails or TEXTS you to point it out Guys who leave the tags hats Leaving a shopping cart in a parking stall when done shopping. Subscribe- Review Website-Twitter Thank Alex for helping out Crude Sports Talk OUT…

In this episode:  This week we get into swimming with drunks, how his best friend ended his Olympic dream, McGregor vs Diaz, how social media may have helped an athlete for once, Top fantasy wide outs and to dope or not dope that is the question in this episode of Crude Sports Talk Twitter: @crudesportstalk Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram & Snapchat SHOUT OUTS : Crown City Krooks All the music played…written and performed by: www.crowncitykrooks.com Original Kreative Our website and social media platform designed by: www.originalkreative.com The Garwood Check out these beauty watches - get yourself 15% off when you use the promo code: CRUDE www.crudesportstalk.com/thegarwood Head to our website to find links to these great sponsors and while you're there, Sign up for CRUDE NATION at www.crudesportstalk.com   WHEEL OF DRINKS: NO F'ING WAY...TOO HUNGOVER!! OLYMPICS UPDATE: Ryan Lochte and his crew http://nypost.com/2016/08/18/lochte-3-us-swimmers-lied-about-robbery-in-rio-report/ Medal stripped for doping: http://sports.yahoo.com/news/the-first-rio-de-janeiro-olympian-has-been-stripped-of-a-medal-for-doping-160503019.html Pole Vaulter's dick knocks the bar down http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/if-im-this-pole-vaulter-i-never-stop-bragging-about-how-my-dick-got-me-eliminated-from-the-olympics/?utm_campaign=SocialflowFB&utm_source=BarstoolFB&utm_medium=Socialflow GLENN'S OUTBOX: A letter to Ryan Lochte SPORTS UFC 202: Main Card Welterweight: Conor McGregor def. Nate Diaz via majority decision (48-47, 47-47, 48-47) Light Heavyweight: Anthony Johnson def. Glover Teixeira via KO (punch) at 0:13 of Round 1 Welterweight: Donald Cerrone def. Rick Story via TKO (head kick and punches) at 2:02 of Round 2 Welterweight: Mike Perry def. Hyun Gyu Lim va TKO (punches) at 3:38 of Round 1 Welterweight: Tim Means def. Sabah Homasi via TKO (punches) at 2:56 of Round 2 How much of the shenanigans between McGreggor and Diaz is for show? Hurling water bottles, is this publicity http://thebiglead.com/2016/08/17/conor-mcgregor-nate-diaz-ufc-202-water-    bottle-fight/ Press Conference https://youtu.be/70aUcCD_bV4 NFL Al Jazeera story Supsensions looming…. Tony McDaniel be SNAPPIN' http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/how-snapchat-helped-an-nfl-player-land-a-contract-with-the-seahawks-081616 That's using your head Caleb http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000687062/article/eagles-caleb-sturgis-concussed-from-errant-punt Josh Brown Abuse: http://dailysnark.com/giants-kicker-josh-brown-gets-1-game-suspension-abusing-wife-20-times/ NFL Fantasy: Top WR… NCAA What are they doing in South Bend? http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/17352449/five-notre-dame-fighting-irish-players-arrested-police-say-found-handgun-marijuana-car http://es.pn/2bbsF0D MLB Tigers say F U to the Red Sox! http://www.foxsports.com/mlb/story/tigers-stick-it-to-the-red-sox-by-refusing-to-honor-a-simple-request-081516 CUBS Fire their DJ Smack my bitch up! http://www.foxsports.com/mlb/story/cubs-apologize-for-making-extremely-poor-music-choice-after-chapman-save-081516 Ahole or dbag: Brought to you by: RiggerTalk.com This is an online directory for Oilfield Services… They have an app in the App Store and in Google Play Check it out www.RiggerTalk.com The Tigers saying no to the time change? Subscribe- Review Website-Twitter Crude Sports Talk OUT… CLICK HERE TO LISTEN NOW!

In This Episode:  We have a refinery fire and some rig updates, a little ping pong, olympic fails, the NBC asshole, Hard Knocks, the Joey Bosa saga, A-Rods farewell, the nacho fan, divisional breakdowns and who are the top fantasy defenses/ special teams in this episode of Crude Sports Talk   Twitter: @crudesportstalk Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram & Snapchat SHOUT OUTS : CCK All the music played…written and performed by: www.crowncitykrooks.com Original Kreative Our website and social media platform designed by: www.originalkreative.com The Garwood Check out these beauty watches - get yourself 15% off when you use the promo code: CRUDE www.crudesportstalk.com/thegarwood Head to our website to find links to these great sponsors and while you're there, Sign up for CRUDE NATION at www.crudesportstalk.com WHEEL OF DRINKS: OIL AND GAS: Motiva Refinery Fire: On Thursday a fire broke out at a refinery along the Mississippi River between New Orleans and Baton Rouge They're not sure what sparked the fire but some TV footage showed huge flames and big clouds of black smoke emerging form the refinery All Employees were accounted for and no injuries were reported The refinery returned to normal operation on Friday This refinery produces all types of petroleum products including regular, premium and low-sulphur gasoline Biggest Rig Count Rise in 2016 This week saw the biggest rig count spike with a jump of 15 oil and gas rigs and 2 additional Natural Gas Rigs 13 of those were right here in Texas WTI sitting around $44.39 Up over 2% from Friday's price Good sign of improvement   OLYMPICS UPDATE: Ping Pong: intense!! Din Ning vs. Li XiXi (sha sha) China vs. China Gold medal went to: Breaking News…Michael Phelps is a FREAK! Won his 4th gold in the 200m IM - Ravens paused the game to watch. US Gymnastics Team Takes GOLD! NBC's Al Trautwig is an ASSHOLE! He tweeted out that Simone Biles' adoptive parents are not her REAL PARENTS… http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/olympics/rio-2016/2016/08/08/al-trautwig-apology-simon-biles-parents/88402048/ Simone then went on to take the Gold in the All Around Gymnastics Category (which I watched with my daughter…it was amazing) Fiji takes Gold in Rugby 7 US Women's Soccer team OUT Hope Solo calls winning team Cowards http://www.foxsports.com/soccer/story/hope-solo-says-the-uswnt-lost-to-a-bunch-of-cowards-081216 Weird moments So close to GOLD, then a face planted http://www.foxsports.com/olympics/story/olympic-road-race-annemiek-van-vleuten-update-injury-080716 Someone wished him luck by saying "break a leg", took it literally http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/videos/french-gymnast-breaks-leg-during-horrific-vault-landing-video/ Philipino Diving Team fails BIG TIME!   GLENN'S OUTBOX: A letter to A-Rod   SPORTS: NFL Hard knocks Review: DL coach former marine Mike Waffle -"we will fuck you up!" Rams WR Cut for fraternizing http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17262207/los-angeles-rams-cut-deon-long-having-woman-dorm?sf33038247=1 Jared Goff and half the Rams don't know where the sun rises… HOF game cancelled due to unsafe field conditions Joey Bosa saga http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2657142-insider-buzz-bosa-negotiations-getting-ugly-feels-disrespected-by-chargers   MLB Arod has played his final game: https://www.facebook.com/SportsCenter/videos/1471465966205574/ 14 x Allstar 10 x silver slugger 3 x AL MVP 696 HR (4th all time) 3,115 Hits (20th all time) Only player in MLB History to hit 150 HR - with 3 different teams. (Mariners, Rangers and Yankees) And to hit 250+ HR at two different positions. Tim Tebow wants in http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17252762/former-nfl-qb-tim-tebow-pursue-career-professional-baseball Truly a "prince" http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/17256019/career-texas-rangers-designated-hitter-prince-fielder-likely-over Go fund me update http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2657006-carlos-gomez-designated-for-assignment-by-astros-latest-details-and-reaction Nacho nacho fan! http://www.wpxi.com/sports/mlb/pittsburgh-pirates/pirates-fan-goes-for-foul-ball-ends-up-with-face-full-of-nachos/421017027 AFC NFC WEST https://www.profootballfocus.com/pro-offseason-grades-for-every-nfl-team/   AFC WEST: Superbowl Champion Denver Broncos: Coach Gary Kubiak Peyton Manning era came to an end Brock Osweiler fled to Texas for more money which opened up a spot for QB Bring in Mark Sanchez, draft Paxton Lynch out of Memphis. And I think, Trevor Simeon, will be the man there in Denver…. They went back and forth with the Dophins over CJ Anderson And of course…the Von Miller Saga   Kansas City Chiefs: Coach Andy Reid Biggest move was retaining OLB Tamba Hali They also retained Eric Berry who was the amazing comeback story last year after his battle with cancer They draft dick fall out Chris Jones to beef up the defense… WR Rod Streeter comes over from division rival Oakland Raiders to give Alex Smith another option downfield other than Jeremy Macklin   Oakland Raiders: Coach - Jack del Rio Derek Carr is one to watch. He broke out last year and in this year he will look to improve even more. They added TALENT on Defense, they signed Bruce Irvin from the Seahawks, Safety Reggie Nelson from Cincinnati and CB Sean Smith from Kansas City. This adds to defensive Juggernaut Kalil Mack! This defense will be solid! I look to the Raiders to possibly win the West with the upgrades they've made on Defense and the Amari Cooper and Derek Carr connection only gaining more chemistry…   San Diego Chargers: Head Coach - Mike McCoy gets some help from his new OC Ken Whisenhunt (TEN) The Chargers were dealt with a huge blow this week when Stevie Johnson underwent Patellar Tendon repair surgery and is reportedly OUT for the season… Veteran QB Phillip Rivers will look to connect to his usual suspects of Keenan Allen and Danny Woodhead out of the backfield. The BIG story though is their first round Pick Joey Bosa who is playing DIVA…and is holding out AS A ROOKIE????   JEREMY's PREDICTION FOR AFC WEST: Oakland Denver Kansas City San Diego   NFC WEST: Arizona Cardinals: Head Coach Bruce Arians Fresh off the new Amazon Prime Hit: All or Nothing, A Season with the Arizona Cardinals, the Cardinals will look to win the west once again. Starting on Defense, Chandler Jones comes over from the Pats…big addition on the defense. They drafted Robert Nkemdche who's off-field issues may have scared off some teams. Bruce Arians way of handling and connecting with guys like this is second to none… On offense, Carson Palmer has a great cast of WR to throw to including Larry Fitzgerald, Michael Floyd and DEEEP threat John Brown. Not to mention a great core of RB's behind him in Chris Johnson, Andre Ellington and sophomore sensation David Johnson who we expect to be the BELL COW!   LA Rams: Head Coach Jeff Fisher HARD KNOCKS headliners the LA Rams…are giving us some GREAT entertainment this preseason. We talked about it at the onset of the show…new town new attitude and of course…Todd Gurley. They traded for the first overall pick and went out and got their franchise QB Jared Goff. Aaron Donald on the front line creates problems for the best Olines in the game…so I expect their defense to be equally solid as past years. The addition of South Carolina WR Pharoh Cooper in the draft, they are in need of some depth at WR…look to 3rd year man Bradley Marquez to climb up the depth chart.   SF 49ers: Head Coach Chip Kelly brings his high tempo offensive style to San Francisco in hopes of doing slightly better than he did in Philly. Who will it be in SF? Kaepernick or Gabbert? Either way they are going to be SHITTY… The 49ers just aren't relevant any more… Drafted Deforest Buckner out of Oregon….and will probably have an all Ducks D-Line…hmmm Chip Kelly…very creative…???   SEATTLE SEAHAWKS: Head Coach Pete Carroll The seahawks are looking at starting this season again with some o-line woes… Under the veteran tutelage of O-Line Coach Tom Gable, the Seahawks continue to spend less money on their O-line than any other team in the game. Germain Ifedi, their first round pick is proving to be a sparkplug in that offensive line and has showed some of that fire in training camp with skirmishes with Michael Bennet and LB KJ Wright… We will see how this new line gels…and hopefully they can keep Russell Wilson from getting hurt. Speaking of Russell, he's coming off an offseason of wedded bliss as he and Ciara are now married… Running Back Thomas Rawls and TE Jimmy Graham were both activated off the PUP List this week and they expect to return for the 1st game of the Regular Season…. New RB CJ Prosise has had some injury issues but should get healed up nicely. RB Christine Michael who went on a bit of an NFL tour last year came back to the Seahawks late last year and is looking good in camp. GO HAWKS!! NFC WEST: Jeremy's Prediction: SEAHAWKS 12-4 Cardinals 10-6 Rams 9-7 49ers 4-12 FANTASY OUTLOOK: This week we look at DST/ST   Ahole or dbag: Brought to you by: RiggerTalk.com This is an online directory for Oilfield Services… They have an app in the App Store and in Google Play Check it out! www.RiggerTalk.com When self serve food places ask for tips? People that fart in elevators? People that clap at a restaurant when a server drops dishes? People who take selfies while stopped at every red light? Subscribe- Review Website-Twitter Crude Sports Talk OUT…

IN THIS EPISODE: Find out why a Canadian Swimmer gives the finger before each race, and interview with Oilfield Dads Founder; Chad Miller, AFC/NFC EAST OUTLOOK,  We RANK Fantasy Tight Ends, the Wheel of Drinks, Glenn's Outbox and much more... Twitter: @crudesportstalk Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram & Snapchat   SHOUT OUTS : CCK All the music played…written and performed by: www.crowncitykrooks.com   Original Kreative Our website and social media platform designed by: www.originalkreative.com   The Garwood Check out these beauty watches - get yourself 15% off when you use the promo code: CRUDE www.crudesportstalk.com/thegarwood   Head to our website to find links to these great sponsors and while you're there, Sign up for CRUDE NATION at www.crudesportstalk.com   WHEEL OF DRINKS: Irish Car Bombs!   OIL AND GAS: Interview with Oilfield Dads Chad Miller www.oilfielddads.com OLYMPICS UPDATE: Canadian swimmer Santo Condorelli says: Fuck you dad!! http://www.barstoolsports.com/philadelphia/canadian-olympic-swimmer-who-flips-off-his-dad-before-every-race-should-be-deported-immediately/?utm_campaign=SocialflowFB&utm_source=BarstoolFB&utm_medium=Socialflow Did the IOC listen to Crude Sports Talk? 2020 new events GLENN'S OUTBOX: Letter to Michael and Martellus Bennett! SPORTS: NFL Rookie, Joey Bosa holds out!? http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/08/02/king-dunlap-joey-bosa-is-losing-valuable-reps-with-holdout/ Bye bye Bumblebee http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000679554/article/flight-of-the-bumblebee-uniform-over-in-pittsburgh So early for injuries (training camp boo boo's) Cowboys RB Ezekiel  Elliott out for a week (hamstring) Bengals CB William Jackson (torn pectoral muscle) Steelers CB Senquez Golson out for 12 weeks (lisfanc injury) Chargers WR Stevie Johnson ( torn meniscus) possibly season ending Texans RT Derek Newton  carted off the field ( hamstring) Reggie Bush has a new team Where in the world is Tre Mason? http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/rams-rb-tre-mason-admitted-hospital-evaluation-late/story?id=41092184 Nick Foles lands in Kansas City http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2653648-nick-foles-reportedly-to-sign-with-chiefs-latest-contract-details-and-reaction Broncos RB out for 60 days http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2656041-montee-ball-pleads-guilty-to-disorderly-conduct-battery-details-comments MLB Strange day for new Jays pitcher https://www.google.com/amp/www.foxsports.com/content/fsdigital/fscom/mlb/story/2016/08/02/houston-astros-scott-feldman-toronto-blue-jays-trade-deadline-walk-off-loss-teammates.amp.html?client=safari The Rockies Story is over for the season https://www.google.com/amp/www.9news.com/amp/sports/rockies-star-shortstop-trevor-story-likely-out-for-season/286294486?client=safari Umpire gives a fan he boot http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/sports/phillies/Umpire-stops-game-to-eject-Phillies-fan-Bob-Davidson.html?mobi=true Is Joey Votto a dick? https://www.google.com/amp/ftw.usatoday.com/2016/08/joey-votto-reds-fan-jersey-shirt-foul-ball-attempt-mlb/amp?client=safari One of the Few Yankee's I don't mind says goodbye https://www.google.com/amp/nypost.com/2016/08/05/mark-teixeira-overcome-with-emotion-at-yankees-goodbye/amp/?client=safari NCAA Top teams going into the season http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2655818-amway-preseason-college-football-rankings-2016-top-25-coaches-poll-released MMA Cleaning up the sport http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/8/3/12371654/jeff-novitzky-usada-has-begun-ramping-up-ufc-drug-testing-even-more   DIVISIONAL SEASON OUTLOOK! AFC EAST: Buffalo Bills: 2nd Year coach Rex Ryan Latest addition of Reggie Bush Tyrod Taylor the guy in Buffalo?   Miami Dolphins: Head Coach: Adam Gase - former OC in Chi New arrival Arian Foster - can he stay healthy? Notable departures: Lamar Miller, Greg Jennings, Rishard Matthews Karlos Williams in his second year…will he emerge as the #1 over Foster? They went with Laremy Tunsil - pot smoker…   New England Patriots: Head Coach Bill Bellichick  and Tom Brady will have to see how their first 4 games go sans Tom Brady Jimmy Garopolo who has never started a game in the NFL will string 4 in a row. They bring in TE Martellus Bennett from Chicago and DE Chris Long from the Rams Say goodbye to Scott Chandler, Brandon LaFell and DE Chandler Jones   New York Jets: Head Coach: Todd Bowles and the NY Jets resigned Journeyman QB Ryan Fitzpatrick. This was to the excitement of WR Brandon Marshall as he and Fitz showed some great chemistry last year. They bring in RB Matt Forte out of Chicago but they lost Chris Ivory…is this an upgrade? On the defensive side, the Jets will be a force to recon with again this year… Revis Island on the corner and some beef up front led by Muhammad Wilkerson (Franchise tag)   JEREMY's PREDICTION FOR AFC EAST: Patriots Jets Bills Dolphins   NFC EAST: Dallas Cowboys: Jason Garrett and the Cowboys look to STAY HEALTHY and improve on last year's campaign… pickup RB Sensation Ezekiel Elliott out of Ohio State. BUT - the Injury bug ALREADY affecting the Dallas Cowboys… Zeke Elliott and Backup QB Kellen Moore… Is Alfred Morris going to get lots of reps? They let Matt Cassell go as well as DE Greg Hardy They retain Rolondo Mclain…who then got suspended for 10 games…   New York Giants: NEW Head Coach: Ben McAdoo (Former OC in NYG) Eli Apple - need I say more… They also added WR Sterling Shepard who looks good in camp so far. One piece of advice for the Giants to win this year… GET THE BALL TO ODELL…. Philidelphia Eagles: Former Chiefs OC Doug Pederson will take over the reins from Chip Kelly. They moved up in the draft to the Number 2 spot to go after Carson Wentz DeMarco Murray on to Nashville…   Washington Redskins: Head Coach: Jay Gruden Kirk Cousins emerged as the No 1 QB last year over a benched RG3, With Jordan Reed hot as ever and DeShawn Jackson looking like he's in mid-season form in training camp, the Redskins will battle for the number 1 spot in this division. Jeremy's Prediction: Cowboys Redskins Giants Eagles   Ahole or dbag: Brought to you by: RiggerTalk.com This is an online directory for Oilfield Services… They have an app in the App Store and in Google Play Check it out! www.RiggerTalk.com People that go to the gym wearing Jean shorts or jeans? Fantasy owners who don't pay attention after week 5? Fantasy owners who draft heavy for their favorite team? 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