Cryptid Girl Summer

Terrifying. Murderous. Pale. Borderline disgusting. All of these words have been used to describe Sophie Falvey, who has descended once again from her horrifying cave to deliver a podcast about the continued history of vampires. Witness MYSTIC HISTORY’S triumphant return in this episode that starts with folklore, and ends with the man himself: Edward Cullen. Says Falvey, “I never thought it would come to this. I am sorry.” (CW: Discussions of sex and sexuality, rape, racism and antisemitism, AIDS, bloodletting, and incest)

The last episode of WANNABE is here!! In this dramatic finale, Sam is forced to face the consequences of her actions head on, Ella uncovers secrets about their past, and both are left in danger… This episode features Tarah Schomer as Sam, Mia Mooko as Ella, Conor Breen as Manager, Sofia Sandoval-Ferriss as Margo, Elliot Varnai as Marcus, and Maggie Wehr as Claire Curtis. Written and directed by Sophia Varnai. Sound from Free Music Archive and FreeSound.org.

This final installment of ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS ARE DEAD covers the one and only Bill Clinton, his sexscapades, and the iconic Monica Lewinsky. Why was everyone so horrible to her? Is Bill Clinton a huge creep? All of these questions and more in todays episode!

You can’t find Route 66 on a map anymore, but you sure can find it in old legends and ghost towns strewn across the southwest. And in this week’s episode of Supernatural Road Trip, you’ll get to experience it for yourself! Travel down to the Mother Road and visit real landmarks left over from its days of prominence, from haunted hotels to old diners to cursed rock formations. If you’re a fan of classic American road trip vibes or if you’ve ever seen Cars and thought “I wish that cool abandoned desert town was real,” this episode is for you!

Did the US really spend 2 decades experimenting on psychics? Yes, the answer is yes. Want to learn more about the wackiest project the US government has worked on and lets us know about? Find out more on this week’s episode of solved where we learn about Project Stargate!

In this episode of WANNABE , Sam gets into trouble at work while Ella reunites with an old flame. How far will Sam go to hold on to her? You’ll just have to listen to find out… This episode features Tarah Schomer as Sam, Mia Mooko as Ella, Matt Piper as Ben, Conor Breen as Manager, Sofia Sandoval-Ferriss as Margo, and Emma Creekmore as Waiter. Written and directed by Sophia Varnai. Sound from Free Music Archive and FreeSound.org.

Water! CPR classes! More water! Todays episode of ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS ARE DEAD explores the possible origins of the Ophelia Complex and why language will always fail us when it comes to talking about us gals.

Do you believe in aliens? Did you miss out on the Area 51 raid? Well, good news! In Supernatural Road Trip episode 4 you will drive the entire Extraterrestrial Highway, which takes you through 98 miles of unincorporated Nevada desert! Stop by each of the highway’s famous landmarks, learn the exact directions to Area 51, and maybe make a few friends along the way- from earth and from other places too! As Katy Perry once said, it’s supernatural AND extraterrestrial.

Welcome to episode three of Solved! This week we shall be looking at mythical squid beasts in history and the recent discoveries that prove these beasts may not be so mythical! Join Emma Creekmore as she stumbles through words and history to figure out the myth of the Kraken!

In this episode of WANNABE, Sam gets closer and closer to Ella—meanwhile, her coworker Margo gets closer to the truth behind her strange behavior… This episode features Tarah Schomer as Sam, Mia Mooko as Ella, Sofia Sandoval-Ferriss as Margo, and Conor Breen as Manager. Written and directed by Sophia Varnai. Sound from Free Music Archive and FreeSound.org.

But what DO Edward Cullen and the bloated corpse of an eighteenth century Serbian farmer have in common? In the long-awaited return of Mystic History, join TV's fact machine Sophie Falvey as she discusses the unsexy origins of the vampire myth in an episode she describes as “depressingly current” and “gross.” (CW: Discussions of disease, possible murder, and bodily decomposition) Credits “ZOMBIE SPY” by the Vivisectors, Courtesy of the Free Music Archive, CC by NC,  “JOHNNY TENSION” by Keshco, Courtesy of the Free Music Archive, CC by NC “Vampires Suck Zombies Rule” by Astrometrics, Courtesy of the Free Music Archive, CC by NC “The Vampire’s Coffin” by Haunted Corpse, Courtesy of the Free Music Archive, CC by NC “Vampire Book” by Devil Music, Courtesy of the Free Music Archive, CC by NC “One Sweetly Solemn Thought” by the Norman Luboff Choir NOTE: Check back soon for a master document of all the sources used in these first two episodes!

Child pageants, twin peaks, women in lakes these are all the things we will be talking about today on todays episode of ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS ARE DEAD!

You’ve been to the northeast, you’ve been through cowboy country, and now it’s time to find out if the west coast really is the best coast! In Supernatural Road Trip episode 3, travel to the Pacific Northwest and have encounters with coyotes older than all of humankind, beach towns haunted by ocean spirits, strange lights in the night sky, the tallest mountains you’ve ever seen, and the states with the most Sasquatch sightings in the entire country.

Flat Earth, a conspiracy often associated with tinfoil hats, and a disbelief in anything the government says. However flat earth and its surrounding community have so much more to offer than just crazy conspiracies! Let's take a look at its history and beliefs.

In this episode of WANNABE, Sam shows up at Ella’s Halloween party and realizes that there’s more to her than meets the eye... This episode features Tarah Schomer as Sam, Mia Mooko as Ella, Matt Piper as Ben, and Raina Greifer as Katie. Written and directed by Sophia Varnai. Sound from Free Music Archive and FreeSound.org.

Wowowow another episode of ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS ARE DEAD! Today we will be talking about the one and only Avril Lavigne. Is she dead? Is she a clone? Is she the result of a sexist music industry? Let's find out! Punk pop! Sad bois! Upsetting lyrics! Dogs! A big thanks to the following articles that were used to research today's episode: - Avril Lavigne Helped Me Embrace The Shit-Kicking Teenage Girl I Always Was by Sammy Maine - “Where is Your Boy Tonight?”: Misogyny in Pop Punk by Erica West - Unraveling the Sexism of Emo’s Third Wave by Jenn Pelly - Where the Girls Aren't by Jessica Hooper

You’re setting out on a long road trip. But what strange things are lurking along the way? In this week’s episode, you travel west to the middle of the country and discover prairie monsters, some Bigfoot fans, wild west ghost towns, hypnotic rock formations, and a possibly haunted radio station. Will you make it out alive? Or will the Banshee of the Badlands find you first?

“ZOMBIE SPY” by the Vivisectors, Courtesy of the Free Music Archive, CC by NC, “JOHNNY TENSION” by Keshco, Courtesy of the Free Music Archive, CC by NC, and “JOHNNY HEARTBEAT” by Keshco, Courtesy of the Free Music Archive, CC by NC

In order for discovery to exist, belief must be changed. Whether it's personal discovery or the discovery of the chemical element plutonium. The belief that existed before is changed, by nature of discovery. In this episode of Solved, we will be examining the history of and belief in gorillas. Why did people not believe in them and what discoveries changed that? We will investigate one of the first real cryptid discoveries!

Why are we so obsessed with women sharing the most secretive parts of themselves? Todays episode of ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS ARE DEAD looks at the story The Green Ribbon and talks about all things sexy and mysterious. Edward Cullen! Femme Fatales! Spooky scary stories! Poetry!