Dillon and Dutch Metal Detecting

Listen in to our annual Christmas episode. Dillon and Dutch discusses the recent presidential election, the pandemic and the vaccine, and their top 10 favorite Christmas movies. Stay till the end to listen to their rendition of three classic Christmas songs. 

Listen in as the famous Dillon and Dutch talk about how they helped liberate the embattled country of Burundi from Belgium. They further go on to talk about the self help group they founded for ex pats, and the shenanigans they get into along the way. 

Listen this week as we describe our harrowing journey to our gold claim in Somerset, Ca. Hear about our grueling trials at the dreaded Bureau of Land Management in Sacramento, California. We mine, we hunt, we... avenge. 

Somewhere in all the hoopla, in all the chest beating, all the minutiae, our intrepid warriors Dillon and Dutch fell on hard times. We were in a rut, no place to go, no purpose in our lives per se, and also in the literal sense. It took us to depths you could never understand. While DJing for a barmitzvah, we were approached by a man who gave us a great idea, the kind of idea that only occurs once in most humans lives, but actually happens to us all the time, mostly because we are better than you in almost all ways imagineable. Listen this season as the world's most humble duo ignites a firestorm the likes our prey had never seen before. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch speak on the secrets to a lasting celestial hegemony, the proper way to quell an illiterate rebellion, and how to skin a pig and keep it alive.  It's been a while since Dillon and Dutch recorded a podcast. We blame our previous corporate shills for that, but this time it's different. This time we call the shots, and allude to mostly extreme and reckless behavior that is borderline illegal in every single soveriegn nation around the globe. This episode is probably the greatest comeback story to date, try not to get chills towards the end when Dillon invents the greatest interactive dinner party game in the history of the English speaking world. Try even harder not to fall into a puddle of your own tears when you realize its a recipe for overthrowing third world oligarchs.   God bless, and welcome back to the third most popoular English speaking metal detecting podcast in the lower 48 states of the United States of the U S of A. 

Listen this week as we celebrate the Christmas holiday by discussing our favorite Christmas traditions, the best way to heat a flat iron, and our successful career as showrunners in Syria. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch discuss multiple non random things and link them all back to their successful translation of the Voynich Manuscript. This led to them cracking the last Zodiac cypher which opened a literal Pandora's box. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch carefully walk us through the proper way to fight a legion of trained marsupials, the proper format in  editing an index while writing a dissertation, and how to categorize brake pads, spoiler; it isn't alphabetically. Follow us on twitter @dillonanddutch, Friendster, or our Geocities web site. www.dillonanddutch.com 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch talk about their love of botany, the best camping advice for suburban camping, and falconry. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch tackle the most difficult issues plaguing our society. We hit these issues hard, right between the eyes, and then kick them repeatedly while they are down. Enjoy.

Listen this week as a Dillon & Dutch discuss something, and other things. We sing, we laugh,... we conquer. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch talk about our slight treason in using our profits from skinned possum hair beard brushes, to trade with Cuba, evidently this country had an embargo with ours in order to prevent world war 3 (check source). To make our business legal, we took the profits and invested them in poppy fields in the middle east, which exploded into an enormous profit margin. Who knew there was a rising demand for poppies world wide? Our business partners kept calling us hero dealers, but for some reason kept mispronouncing "hero". Not to brag, but we do inspire people to be the heroes in their own walks of life, so we never corrected them. Obviously while in the middle east, we tried our hands at kite fighting promotions but had to back away when it got too corporate, and took the purity out of the sport. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch discuss what a Solar Eclipse is. Find out out how many minutes is safe to view the sun unaided. And we finally get to the bottom of which are the best movies about north bound rivers. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch discuss the exquisite art of hot air balloon jousting, the key to a great hedge, and learn about the animal of the week. Spoiler alert, it isn't a golden eagle. 

Listen this week, as we embark into new territory. We are now going to have hour long episodes for the time being. Local radio station KACR, 96.1 (if you live in Alameda), has decided to broadcast this podcast.   Tune in this week as we discuss our favorite space movies, which movie star we coaxed into his "Big" break, and why ovens are the best appliances for cooking food. 

Listen to our season 4 finale, while we go over exposition, ad nauseum, and discuss what themed bakeries we would most likely open if given the chance. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch head to the woods for some rest and relaxation. We talk about everything, our breakfast, lunch, and dinner menu. The vast amount of high quality scotch we consumed, and were consuming in real time. But onto greater discussion topics such as the plan for when we are attacked by any and all wild animals thought to be on the property, to whether you would want to fight a bear, or a wookie in a sanctioned boxing fight in Las Vegas. We get to the marrow of our meat, and discover the meaning of life itself. 

Listen this week, as Dillon and Dutch venture into a lava tube cave. Father Auron, unable to face the horrors of the cave a second time, patiently waits outside, until Dillon and Dutch come back out, with all the answers they need for the final test. A battle between good and evil. 

Listen this week as Dillon anf Dutch are tested at the cave. Enjoy this well edited podcast from the editors in the Dillon and Dutch editing room. We all appreciate the drop in pay, Dillon. Hopefully you both are happy with the enromous amount of editing we did for this podcast. Seriously, you send in hours of nonsense every day. We are the ones who should be featured on your podcast. This is not the 3rd or 4th best metal detecting podcast, I’d say at least 5th. I quit Dillon and Dutch, sincerely Kenny, your lead editor. (Drops Mic)

Dillon and Dutch confront Bishop Auron about the scroll found in Patagonia. The time has come for all questions to be answered, and the Bishop might not be up to the final task at hand. What will happen when the scrolls are joined, where will this final battle take place, but most importantly, … who can survive the coming onslaught?