Disney Princess Deathmatch

Liz and Sarah (and special guest Lily) finally went to see Moana! So this week, they’re doing a very special Disney Princess Deathmatch episode of Porch Club! Will Moana blow all the other princesses out of the water? Support us on Patreon! (Help us go achieve our Disney Villain Deathmatch goal!) Music: “Princess” by Josh Woodward

Look, we KNOW that Anna and Elsa aren’t part of the official line. But taking about Frozen is the whole reason Sarah thought of this podcast in the first place! Will Princess Anna win the Deathmatch with the Power of Love? And isn’t Elsa technically a Queen? This fight’s about to get cold! “Do You Wanna Go See Frozen:” http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VPRwn8Ip4XM Follow us on Twitter! @CommonRoomCast #DPDM Find us on Facebook! Support us on Patreon

Scotland. A fiery red head. A horse named Angus. Emma Thompson. Brave should be everyone’s favorite, right? So why was it a flop? Allow Sarah and Liz to explain as Merida takes the ring in this week’s episode of Disney Princess Deathmatch. Follow us on Twitter! @CommonRoomCast #DPDM Find us on Facebook! Support us on Patreon

Watch out y’all, Rapunzel is about to BRING it. With a 75 feet of magical hair, a frying pan, and a chameleon, this spunky modern princess is ready to rumble. Is Cinderella FINALLY going to be dethroned? Follow us on Twitter! @CommonRoomCast #DPDM Find us on Facebook! Support us on Patreon

Tiana puts up her slippery, green dukes in this week’s episode of Disney Princess Deathmatch! With her trusty firefly and her mean cooking skills, she’s ready to make her mark! But will it be enough to impress the judges? Only Sarah and Liz can determine her place in the lineup.   Follow us on Twitter! @CommonRoomCast #DPDM Find us on Facebook! Support us on Patreon

Is Mulan a Princess? NO. But the official list says she is, so Liz and Sarah will watch her movie and score her accordingly. And if you don’t like it? “Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow! Dishonor on your whole family! Dishonor! Dishonor! Dishonor!”   Follow us on Twitter! @CommonRoomCast #DPDM Find us on Facebook! Support us on Patreon

Wait a minute. Is Pocahontas a princess? Wikipedia says yes, so we are, kids. And we gotta say, we’re impressed.     If I Never Knew You https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h2x0HolL1Rs Follow us on Twitter! @CommonRoomCast #DPDM Find us on Facebook! Support us on Patreo

This week’s Princess has pole vaulting skills and a pet tiger! What doesn’t she have? A song. See what becomes of Princess Jasmine after we analyze her movie and critique her every move. All in good fun! Follow us on Twitter! @CommonRoomCast #DPDM Find us on Facebook! Support us on Patreon

Fan Favorite Belle of Beauty and the Beast puts up her dukes in this week’s Death Match. Hold up kids, there may be something there that wasn’t there before. Follow us on Twitter! @CommonRoomCast #DPDM Find us on Facebook! Support us on Patre

Thirteen Princesses enter, one Princess leaves! Liz and Sarah team up to determine, once and for all, which of the Disney Princesses is the best of the bunch! This week Ariel enters the ring this week with Sarah in her corner. Follow us on Twitter! @CommonRoomCast #DPDM Find us on Facebook! Support us on Patreon!

Princess Aurora. Beautiful, classic, beloved, but mostly asleep right? How will she fair in our Death Match ring against princesses who manage to stay awake for their movies? Let’s find out! Follow us on Twitter! @CommonRoomCast #DPDM Find us on Facebook! Support us on Patreon!

Thirteen Princesses enter, one Princess leaves! Liz and Sarah team up to determine, once and for all, which of the Disney Princesses is the best of the bunch! Cinderella enters the ring this week with Liz in her corner. Sewing mice, a fairy godmother, and a villain cat named after Satan–what more could you ask for in a fairy tale? Follow us on Twitter! @CommonRoomCast #DPDM Find us on Facebook! Support us on Patreon!

Thirteen Princesses enter, one Princess leaves! Liz and Sarah team up to determine, once and for all, which of the Disney Princesses is the best of the bunch! This week we see if Snow White has what it takes to be the best. Follow us on Twitter! @CommonRoomCast #DPDM Find us on Facebook! Support us on Patreon!