Dj Lubel

with DJ Lubel http://www.djlubel.com/ iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/its-about-to-get-awkward/id381452018 Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGZMyVhC3rc

with DJ Lubel http://www.djlubel.com/ iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/its-about-to-get-awkward/id381452018 Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOZ3rQbc9_w

with DJ Lubel http://www.djlubel.com/ iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/its-about-to-get-awkward/id381452018 Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eylKBJiDNeM

with DJ Lubel http://www.djlubel.com/ iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/its-about-to-get-awkward/id381452018 Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65BFOmOgZDw

with DJ Lubel http://www.djlubel.com/ iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/its-about-to-get-awkward/id381452018 Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7e70uNq5o

with DJ Lubel, Tiffany Dupont and Chris Carmack http://www.djlubel.com/ iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/its-about-to-get-awkward/id381452018 Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g4SSIf6Saw Lyrics: Well its prom night, I’m all alone and man I feel so lame. Across the gym, stands the girl of my dreams but she doesn’t even know my name As I stare my heart skips a beat, she leaves me breathless I can’t pretend I know that I can’t offer her much, but I sure beat her douche bag boyfriend You may never want me But love for you is true So everywhere I go girl I’ll be touching myself to you Oh…I will masturbate to you in the shower In the cafeteria during lunch hour Gonna play with myself in my Parents’ car… to you! Oooh, I will masturbate to you on the beach In the dentists chair while he’s cleaning my teeth I’ll never see you again after tonight But I will masturbate to you for life Don’t dare you stare and judge me on how I express my love You can write poetry, me I will rub and tug I’ll never hold you Lay with you in the sand Go live your life girl Cause I’ll being making love to my hand Oh, I will masturbate to you like a fiend On Martin Luther King Day and duing Halloween Stroking every single night of Hanukah Oh, I will masturbate to you over sea’s On the Eiffel tower and while meeting the Queen Honey go with him, I’ll be alright. Cause I will masturbate to you for life Life is so lonely without you There’s only so much jerking one guy can do But why this devotion I’ve wasted all my lotion Baby I was blind but now I can see.. Oh, I will masturbate as you grow old with me Every single birthday and anniversary In the delivery room as our first child is born I will masturbate to you and you alone Playing with our grandkids in our nursing home You’re the one that I need I must have missed it somehow But I will masturbate, I will masturbate, I will masturbate.. To you right now...

with DJ Lubel http://www.djlubel.com/ iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/its-about-to-get-awkward/id381452018 Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eeJv-ffJgI Lyrics: Why won’t asians have sex with me ? I’m really good at math and I love Bruce Lee I want you to be my fortune Cookie Oh-Oh why won’t asians girls ever hook-up with me With me-e-e Ooh no I’m the kind of guy with a long sexual past Gets so much ass my cock needs a cast Sex all the time it gets so messy And pop more bitches than uncle Jessy But when it comes to a certain type of race You asian girls pray messing my face I do not understand what I’m doing wrong That’s why i wrote you asians girls a special song Why won’t asians have sex with me ? I play the violin and I love sushi I would like to perform some bukkake Oh-Oh why won’t asians girls ever hook-up with me Met my first asian when I was only 3 First day at nursery her name was Kamelin (?) I crowled over quick to show her my thing I got more love for her than people in Bejin I’m like what’s wrong Baby, why you think you’re so shifty (?) At least let me play with your Hello Kitty She said no no no, it make me sick and she got into her mum soop up (?) Honda Civic, on a Civic, on a civic oh ooooh oh Is it cause I’m taller than 5.3 or is it cause there’s hair on my body Is it cause I don’t like to drink sake Why that you’ll never ever ever ever love me long time Is it cause I’m eastern european And i’m not sure if you’re Japaneese Chineese or corean is it cause a rarely go to the barber that you treat my heart like it was Pearl Harbor. Just because I live in my mum’s garage there are no happy endings at my asian massage I love you girl from Japan and Manilla, but you run away from me like I was freaking godzilla If i was fit and a little bit leaner I can maby kissed the asian at my little dry cleaner But untill that day it happens, untill that day comes I’ll never gets my hands off my asian plum If you love me baby, my love will go far I would even let ride me like I was a car but I would be carrefull, I’ll hold on tight, Cause I’ve seen you girls drive before And it’s not a pretty sight cause you’re asian Why won’t asians have sex with me ? All I really want is asian pussy I try and I try and I never succeed Oh-Oh why won’t asians girls ever hook-up with me With me-e-e Oh no Lick my baaaaaalls

with DJ Lubel, Taryn Southern and Scott Baio http://www.djlubel.com/ iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/its-about-to-get-awkward/id381452018 Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zHVW7Zy_vg Lyrics: Hey Champ! Why the long face? I don´t know Scott Baio, i really screwed it up last night. Come on, talk to me. Tell me what happened. Alright, i'll try. I took her on a date, things seemed so bright I knew i would not need my you porn tonight We go to her place and we fool around We throw all our clothes...to the ground We begin as she turns out the lights I start but feel something so extra tight I hear your cry, i see her frown I look at the condom, it is all brown Chorus: Last Night. oooo I stuck it in the wrong hole I'm so sorry, oooo from the bottom of my soul ....cause i stuck it in the wrong hole Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better In my defense those holes are so close together Oh baby baby don't feel defiled it's a common accident during doggy, doggy style It was so dark I couldn't see so good I had no idea where i put my wood I want to make things better want to make things alright If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I'd rather if she didn't) Chorus: Bridge: I never ever want to make you feel hurting I guess thats why G-d made that hole not for inserting Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ Maybe take some advit, your pain it will fix From the way you are walking, you can compete in the special olympics If this was Alabama we would be on trial, Thats how my mom took my temperature as a child (with a thermometer) Verse: I've got a confession, and I think you mind I kinda liked when you put it in my behind I don't know baby, I'm no Sodomite Can't we just try it again tonight....? Alright! Chorus: Every night oooo I stick it in the wrong hole It's so much fun,oooo and we don't need no birth control When we stick it in the wrong hole. I stuck in your ass.