Don’t Quote Us

Another 3-week break, another episode of Don't Quote Us... 

Welcome back to another episode of Don't Quote Us! Do you know about the sexiest haircut to ever exist? well, look no further because in this episode we expose THE haircut

Welcome back to Don't Quote Us! After a four-month hiatus, Jasmine, Roya and Mariam are back! Four months of life, stories, and chats to catch up on. In pure Don't Quote Us Fashion, the girls start with an initial topic and somehow end up talking about the most random things. 

This week's episode is the very last episode of season 3 – as per usual, the girls talk about everything under the sun and somehow seem to tie all the topics together. With that being said, it has been a great season and we're looking forward to season 3... baby?

ya bro, i don't know what to say about this one...

Today it’s just roya and Jasmine and they decide to go down a philosophical rabbit hole…

In this week's episode, the girls chat about the most important thing to happen in the past week, the release of Taylor's version of Red. From absolutely roasting Jake Gyllenhal to an in-depth analysis of the All Too Well short film, this week's episode consists of 3 girls just fangirling over Taylor. In sum, God is a woman, and her name is Taylor Swift 

The girls are back and better than ever! After a few weeks off, Jasmine, Roya, and Mariam are back to misquoting and offering questionable facts. In this week's episode, the girls recap their halloweekend, discuss what petty crimes deserve punitive punishment, and expose how women tell time... T-minus 2 cycles until 2022! 

A geography student, a pre-law student, and a sports media student take a stab at giving financial advice – it's safe to say they're not the most qualified. Regardless, they give their two cents on the 2008 financial crisis, and how best to save and spend your money. While none of them are particularly qualified, it does make for an interesting and entertaining episode! 

In today’s episode, the girls talk about all kinds of menaces. From menaces in dodgeball games to life-threatening menaces caused by Mother Nature the girls really show off their range

In this week's episode of Don't Quote Us, Mariam returns and recaps her trip to the motherland, all while enlightening us on British culture and British slang. In pure Don't Quote Us fashion, the girls drift from the initial topic and sadly start talking about politics – but not politics itself, just political leaders...  

In today’s episode, Roya and Jasmine talk about some very interesting weekly updates. Then they get a bit sidetracked down memory lane and reminisce on the best TV shows from their childhood

What happened to Jasmine the night of the student plays? well, regardless of what happened, it was definitely a moment that deserved to be on camera. In this week's episode, Roya came strapped with some juicy topics for us to discuss – what moments we wished we caught on camera, are we living in the dystopia or utopia? and what is the worst thing that came from the industrial revolution? Stay tuned to hear what exactly was on jasmine's pants on that dreadful night. 

Back and better than ever! This week the girls share the highlights of their summer, talk about their go-to compliments and talk about the hills they would die on... or take a nap on. What gelato flavor should grown men never order? Take a listen to find out 

Get ready for some whiplash folks, the amount of topic changes will send you rockin'!

We’re back! (Sort of) With another duo episode, Roya and Jasmine get you updated with what happened on our hiatus, give unnecessary advice, and talk about the marketing genius of food competitions. Is Jurassic Park the most philosophical movie ever? How do you pronounce Dulce de leche? You’ll just have to listen to find out.

A special sports-themed episode in honour of the Olympic and our queen Penny Oleksiak. The girls talk about what feels like a sport but isn’t as well as which Olympic event they would do the best in. Spoiler alert: they would suck at all of them

From opera to the Dyson fan, the girls discuss all things that just don't make sense in this week's episode. This episode, as per usual, took a turn real quick – discussing the random cable in the ocean, and how somehow the moon controls the tides? As per our podcast name, don't quote us on anything, we're just three girls talking about random stuff.

With jasmine back from the dead and behind the mic again, this episode took a shitty turn. This episode went off the rails quick, going from praising the miracle of motherhood to how maybe we don’t actually want to be moms after all. Plus, the girls shoutout an up and coming influencer that is really under the radar.

Another week, another episode of Don't Quote Us! In this week's episode, Mariam and Roya chat about the predestination of the future... manifestation. While manifestation has not been the greatest to either of them, each gives their two cents on the practice and discusses whether it's a hoax or not. Later, Roya and Mariam return to their north-star topic and maybe share a little too much about their non-existent love life.