Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

The supreme court has been hearing arguments about whether boys and girls are different from each other. A very important question that no one thought to ask for 300,000 years of human history. BECAUSE IT’S STUPID!  0:00 - Introduction 2:30 - Blue Chew 3:43 - WOMEN! 14:15 - BON CHARGE 15:35 - Weather 16:09 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 22:12 - Phetasy News 23:04 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Thanks to our sponsors BON CHARGE & Blue Chew  - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df  - Get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code BRIDGET at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping - https://bit.ly/DF-BlueChew  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/  For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh  https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Americans are literally betting on everything these days. Polymarket pioneers girl gambling, and would you take a bet against Jesus? 0:00 - Introduction 2:59 - Wild Alaskan Company 4:15 - Capitalism Always Wins 9:23 - Quest 10:32 - Weather 11:14 - Capitalism Always Wins Cont’d 16:20 - Phetasy News 17:08 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ  ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors Wild Alaskan Company & Quest  - Not all fish are the same! Get seafood you can trust. Go to wildalaskan.com/BRIDGET for $35 off your first box of premium, wild-caught seafood - https://bit.ly/DF-WildAlaskan  - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off.  - Ready to give MASA a try? Go to https://MASACHIPS.com/DUMPSTER and use code DUMPSTER  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/  For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh  https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

The Iran uprising and the ICE shooting. People who are truly fighting against a murderous and authoritarian regime and people who are LARPing that they are. 0:00 - Introduction 3:38 - Sheath Underwear 4:40 - Breaking Bridget 14:07 - BON CHARGE 15:20 - Weather 15:59 - Wrap Up 18:32 - Phetasy News 19:22 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your all your Phetasy merch, including new Release The Files and Reality Remains Undefeated merch HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Thanks to our sponsors Sheath & BON CHARGE  - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER  - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh  https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

We’re back! And boy are we back with a bang. It’s America’s 250th birthday and she is celebrating all year by doing whatever she wants. So don’t make us mad. It’s our birthday year and we might blow you up, bitches! Trump began the festivities by sending special ops in to conduct the extraction of the Venezuelan Dictator and put him in Mickey Mouse ears.  0:00 - Introduction 2:47 - MASA Chips 4:35 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 11:54 - Qualia 13:26 - Weather 14:04 - Breaking Bridget 22:37 - Phetasy News 23:41 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Thanks to our sponsors MASA Chips & Qualia  Ready to give MASA a try? Go to https://MASACHIPS.com/DUMPSTER and use code DUMPSTER  Try Qualia Stem for up to 50% off at qualialife.com/DUMPSTER and use the code DUMPSTER for an additional 15% off your order - https://bit.ly/DF-Qualia  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh  https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

It's a relaunch of one of our favorite historical episodes. Who was behind the sinking of the Titanic? Why didn't The Californian respond? Did the White House intruder want to take a bath with Taft? Will Ol' Bridget Phetasy ensure a lifeboat for every pleb? 00:00 - Introduction 1:43 - An Ocean Liner For Every Pleb 4:57 - Freemason Corner w/Sammy Flaps n' Folds 5:59 - BDE/RIP 6:43 - Get Rekt China 7:54 - Weather 8:04 - WOMEN! 8:53 - Dumpster Diving 10:25 - Breaking Bridget 13:15 - The Moving Pictures Are Glorious Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Support your favorite scrappy little old lady on YouTube and help keep Phetasy independent and creating the content you love and get access to all of our behind-the-scenes content. Become a Paid Supporter today! - https://www.phetasy.com/subscribe  Gear up for 2026 with all your favorite Phetasy merch. We’ve got t-shirts, sweatshirts, jackets, socks, hats, totes, mugs, everything you could ask for with new designs available! - https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh  https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Bridget takes us through her New Year ritual, reviewing the last year and setting goals and intentions for the new one. 0:00 - Intro 2:05 - Phetasy 3:50 - End of Year Review 14:07 - Weather 14:41 - Intentions & Goals for 2026 31:47 - Phetasy News 32:31 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Support your favorite scrappy little old lady on YouTube and help keep Phetasy independent and creating the content you love and get access to all of our behind-the-scenes content. Become a Paid Supporter today! - https://www.phetasy.com/subscribe  Gear up for 2026 with all your favorite Phetasy merch. We’ve got t-shirts, sweatshirts, jackets, socks, hats, totes, mugs, everything you could ask for with new designs available! - https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh  https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

It's a relaunch of one of our favorite historical episodes. How did the plebs feel about Caesar's death? How far could Cleopatra have gone if she'd been hotter? Which calendar will win, the Julian Calendar or the Mayan Mesoamerican Long Count calendar? Will Bridget predict the downfall of Rome? 00:00 - Introduction 3:34 - RIP 6:34 - Parade of Morons 8:47 - BDE 10:20 - Get Rekt Big Tech 11:50 - Conspiracy Corner w/Sammy Fn'F 14:08 - Get Rekt China 15:18 - Weather 15:41 - Important Stories We're Ignoring 15:57 - Breaking Bridget 18:03 - The Internet is Glorious 19:00 - Phetasy News Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Support your favorite scrappy little old lady on YouTube and help keep Phetasy independent and creating the content you love and get access to all of our behind-the-scenes content. Become a Paid Supporter today! - https://www.phetasy.com/subscribe  Gear up for 2026 with all your favorite Phetasy merch. We’ve got t-shirts, sweatshirts, jackets, socks, hats, totes, mugs, everything you could ask for with new designs available! - https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh  https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Bridget’s favorite things from 2025, including cookbooks, shows, magazines and media. 0:00 - Introduction 1:27 - Phetasy 4:06 - Cookbooks 10:01 - Weather 10:35 - Everything Else 19:08 - Phetasy News 19:48 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Support your favorite scrappy little old lady on YouTube and help keep Phetasy independent and creating the content you love and get access to all of our behind-the-scenes content. Become a Paid Supporter today! - https://www.phetasy.com/subscribe  Gear up for 2026 with all your favorite Phetasy merch. We’ve got t-shirts, sweatshirts, jackets, socks, hats, totes, mugs, everything you could ask for with new designs available! - https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Around Our Table - https://amzn.to/3LgA5EU  Good Things - https://bit.ly/49rjQxZ  Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat - https://bit.ly/3LccZ2h  Tahini Baby - https://bit.ly/3MJDDjA  The Dark Queen - https://bit.ly/DF-DarkQueen  Pluribus - https://apple.co/4sb3npb  Cheers - https://bit.ly/DF-Cheers  Lord of The Rings - https://bit.ly/DF-LOTR  The Creative Act - https://amzn.to/4sc69dD  Tablet Magazine - https://bit.ly/DF-TabletMag  County Highway - https://bit.ly/DF-CountyHighway  Neon Hippie - https://bit.ly/DF-NeonHippie ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh  https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Comedian Dave Landau joins Bridget to review notable events of 2025 and share their predictions for 2026. It's a Dumpster Fire/Normal World crossover henceforth to be known as Dumpster World 0:00 Introduction 1:58 - Quest 3:18 - 2025 Year In Review 21:15 - Caliber 22:26 - Weather 23:02 - Predictions for 2026 34:10 - Phetasy News 35:04 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Thanks to our sponsors Quest & Caliber  - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off.  - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months - caliberstrong.com/phetasy  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh  https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

No one has worse Trump Derangement Syndrome than Trump. 0:00 - Introduction 2:50 - BON CHARGE 4:10 - Narcissism on Fire 12:54 - Sheath 14:05 - Weather 14:45 - RIP 23:36 - Phetasy News 25:11 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your all your Phetasy merch, including new Release The Files and Reality Remains Undefeated merch HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Thanks to our sponsors BON CHARGE & Sheath  - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh  https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

This is the true story of twelve personalities picked to work for a White House, and have their lives become our content... to find out what happens when people stop being real and start being politicians. THE SURREAL WORLD! DC! 0:00 - Introduction 2:39 - Wild Alaskan Company 4:04 - The Surreal World D.C Part 1 9:18 - Qualia 10:53 - Weather 11:32 - The Surreal World D.C. Part 2 21:17 - Phetasy News 21:58 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your all your Phetasy merch, including new Release The Files and Reality Remains Undefeated merch HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Thanks to our sponsors Wild Alaskan Company & Qualia  Not all fish are the same! Get seafood you can trust. Go to wildalaskan.com/BRIDGET for $35 off your first box of premium, wild-caught seafood - https://bit.ly/DF-WildAlaskan  Try Qualia Stem for up to 50% off at qualialife.com/DUMPSTER and use the code DUMPSTER for an additional 15% off your order - https://bit.ly/DF-Qualia  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh  https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Everyone’s going crazy. We have Tucker Carlson buying property in Qatar, Bridget wants to buy encyclopedias for when we have to turn off the internet to save humanity, and a woman thought her smart fridge was sending her messages. Uncle Ted was right. Technology is driving us all mad.  0:00 - Introduction 1:48 - Quest 3:13 - Siri, Please Take My Life 12:37 - The Perfect Jean 13:49 - Weather 14:26 - It's The Economy, Stupid 23:15 - Phetasy News 24:04 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Thanks to our sponsors Quest & The Perfect Jean  - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off.  - Men! Find yourself the perfect pair of jeans at https://bit.ly/DF-PerfectJean - use code BRIDGET15 for 15% off and free shipping!  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh  https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

All the weird AI gifts you can get your loved ones for the holidays that you can use to turn their lives into a top-rated Black Mirror episode. 0:00 - Introduction 1:43 - BRUNT 3:20 - Black Mirror Gifts Part 1 14:20 - Sheath 15:40 - Weather 16:11 - Black Mirror Gifts Part 2 23:36 - Phetasy News 24:39 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch  Use code MERRYPHETASY for 20% off orders over $50  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Thanks to our sponsors BRUNT & Sheath  - BRUNT didn’t just make a durable work boot—they reinvented comfort for the hardest workers out there. For a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT by using code DUMPSTER at checkout - https://bit.ly/DF-BRUNT  - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh  https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

This week it was revealed on X just how many foreigners there are pretending to be Americans online. And they’re successfully sowing the seeds of our demise.  0:00 - Fake Americans Part 1 4:38 - New Phetasy Merch! 5:30 - Stopbox 7:28 - Fake Americans Part 2 14:31 - The Perfect Jean 15:41 - Weather 16:20 - Fake Americans Part 3 24:32 - Phetasy News 26:17 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Use code MERRYPHETASY for 20% off orders over $50  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Thanks to our sponsors StopBox & The Perfect Jean  - Secure your handgun with the StopBox Pro and get 10% off your entire order. Use code BRIDGET10 at stopboxusa.com, and also Buy One Get One Free for a limited time! https://bit.ly/DF-Stopbox  - Men! Find yourself the perfect pair of jeans at https://bit.ly/DF-PerfectJean - use code BRIDGET15 for 15% off and free shipping!  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/  For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Fighting the “Fuck Its”. Tips for ending the year strong and not giving into nihilism and the darkness. In other words, don't break your ankle on the dismount.  0:00 - Introduction 6:00 - Qualia 7:45 - Fighting The F*ck Its 16:47 - Quest 18:01 - Weather 18:38 - That Dumpster Fire Life 29:02 - Phetasy News 30:56 - The Internet Is Glorious Get the Caliber Holiday Success Plan sheet here: https://bit.ly/DF-CaliberHolidaySheet  Check out Caliber for help getting into a workout routine - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber free, if would like top tier training, sign up get $100 off your first 3 months - https://caliberstrong.com/phetasy  Get your Release The Files t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Thanks to our sponsors Qualia & Quest  - Resist aging at the cellular level, try Qualia Senolytic. Go to https://Qualialife.com/DUMPSTER for up to 50% off and use code DUMPSTER at checkout for an additional 15% off.  - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off.  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh  https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Have you ever used a pickup line that worked? Or has a pickup line ever worked on you? A billionaire went viral over the weekend for sharing his favorite pickup line with young people and it's either charming or creepy, you decide. Also the battle of the sexes had a new term “mankeeping”. 0:00 - Introduction 5:08 - StopBox 7:11 - Okay, Boomer 16:57 - BON CHARGE 18:29 - Weather 19:12 - Sprained My Eyes 24:24 - Phetasy News 26:19 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Overburdened With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back!  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Thanks to our sponsors StopBox & BON CHARGE  - Secure your handgun with the StopBox Pro and get 10% off your entire order. Use code BRIDGET10 at stopboxusa.com, and also Buy One Get One Free for a limited time! https://bit.ly/DF-Stopbox  - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh  https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

RIP to the penny, more Epstein files drop and nothing will happen, it’s emotional edging. And Elon’s nanny robot might put you under house arrest. 0:00 - RIP 3:00 - Quest 4:17 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself 14:47 - Sheath 16:25 - Weather 16:59 - Siri, Please Take My Life 23:06 - Phetasy News 25:14 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Overburdened With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back!  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Thanks to our sponsors Quest & Sheath  - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off.  - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/  For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh  https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

The BBC is in hot water after it came out that they totally doctored a speech Trump gave on January 6th, to make it look like Trump ordered the violence that fateful day. The beginning of the end of the government shutdown is really all about flying. And who cares about the cost of groceries, because the cost of Ozempic is going down. 0:00 - Introduction 2:26 - BRUNT 3:49 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 9:17 - The Perfect Jean 10:28 - Weather 10:57 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN, AGAIN 23:50 - Phetasy News 24:49 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Overburdened With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back!  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Thanks to our sponsors BRUNT & The Perfect Jean  - BRUNT didn’t just make a durable work boot—they reinvented comfort for the hardest workers out there. For a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT by using code DUMPSTER at checkout - https://bit.ly/DF-BRUNT  - Men! Find yourself the perfect pair of jeans at https://bit.ly/DF-PerfectJean - use code BRIDGET15 for 15% off and free shipping!  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh  https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

The Republicans lost their first set of elections after Trump’s victory in 2024. Democrats are calling it a BlueBath. Is it as big a deal as they’re making it out to be? Plus, money is broken, along with everything else.  0:00 - Introduction 3:40 - Quest 5:11 - These F*ckin' Guys 12:08 - Sheath 13:17 - Weather 13:58 - Sh*t's Gettin' Real 23:46 - Phetasy News 24:35 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Overburdened With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back!  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Thanks to our sponsors Quest & Sheath  - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off.  - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh  https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Bill Gates and the tech bros reverse course on climate change, confirming Bridget's number one rule: Never Trust A Tech Bro. And you can now purchase your very own robot slave, but what color will you choose?  0:00 - Introduction 1:45 - Füm 3:04 - Hypocrisy On Fire 13:33 - BON CHARGE  14:49 - Weather 15:14 - Siri, Please Take My Life 20:43 - Phetasy News 21:22 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Overburdened With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back!  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Thanks to our sponsors Füm & BON CHARGE  - Take Zero changes with Füm Zero today. Just head to TryFum.com to get started - https://bit.ly/DF-FumZero  - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.  Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy  Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/  Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846  https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh  https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva