Dynasty As They Wanna Be

Did you miss us? In this installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari are back to drill into the third season finale "The Cabin" to examine who would want to torch Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) and Alexis Colby (Joan Collins) and why Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) has reached homophobic new lows. They also wonder how Kirby Colby (Kathleen Beller) will handle getting unexpectedly knocked up by Adam Carrington (Gordon Thomson). For more, visit nastypodcast.com. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In this very special bonus episode of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, host Derrik J. Lang chats with Dynasty stars John James, Jack Coleman, and Gordon Thomson ahead of their "Cocktails with the Carringtons" show. The trio discuss how they were originally cast in the series, why their bond is still so strong, and what they thought was their proudest moment on Dynasty. For tickets and more information, visit https://www.cocktailswiththecarringtons.com. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In this edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari dive into one of the most infamous episodes of Dynasty: "The Threat," which features the lily pond battle between Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) and Alexis Colby (Joan Collins). Who won? Who lost? And who looked the best dripping wet in a gown? For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and head to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In this installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari discuss the recent 40th anniversary reunion of Dynasty cast members organized by Emma Samms. They also dig into reader mail and recap the episode \"The Dinner,\" which features desk shaming by Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans), typewriter catfishing by Alexis Colby (Joan Collins), and the triumphant return of Claudia Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood). For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and head to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book.\r\n Get bonus content on Patreon\r\n\r\n See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.\r\n

Happy Valentine's Day! It's time to slip into the latest episode of of Dynasty As They Wanna Be. In this installment, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari wonder why Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman) needs to ask for money and ponder why Alexis Carrington Colby (Joan Collins) thinks it's appropriate to wear pajamas to a business meeting. They're also amped to see Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) wearing orange. For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and head to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In this installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari admonish Sammy Jo Carrington (Heather Locklear) for not wanting to raise the baby of Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman), rate the interior décor of the honeymoon suite of Jeff Colby (John James) and Kirby Anders (Kathleen Beller), and applaud Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) for laying down the law with Adam Carrington (Gordon Thompson). For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and head to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In this very special holiday edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari celebrate the Dynasty-themed Christmas presents they received, including a 1983 edition of Playboy magazine featuring Claudia Blaisdel actress Pamela Bellwood. Later, they welcome Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman) home to Denver and dissect why maid Jeanette Robbins (Virginia Hawkins) should be terminated. For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and head to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Caviar, anyone? In this installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari sip Champagne and eat caviar while discussing the awkward reunion of Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) and Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman) and the hasty motel marriage proposal of Jeff Colby (John James) and Kirby Anders (Kathleen Beller). For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and head to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Darling! In this installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts (and husbands) Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari celebrate their fifth wedding anniversary with Dr. Ruth's Game of Good Sex before diving into this week's episode: Battle Lines, which marks the return of lawyer shark Andrew Laird (Peter Mark Richman) and the awkward sexual consummation of Jeff Colby (John James) and Kirby Anders (Kathleen Beller). They also try to understand the surgical logic behind the new face of Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman). For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and head to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari dissect the new face of Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman), the enormous ego of Alexis Carrington Colby (Joan Collins), and the most heinous outfit ever worn by Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans). They also complain about dropping a bottle of expensive French liqueur on the ground and The Masked Singer pretending as if Tina Turner would ever participate. For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and had to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In this installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari discuss Dynasty star Catherine Oxenberg's involvement in the HBO sex cult documentary The Vow, wonder why Jeff Colby (John James) feels the need to engage in a tennis duel with Mark Jennings (Geoffrey Scott), and salivate over the champagne and 20-pound pink lobster devoured by Alexis Colby (Joan Collins) and Adam Carrington (Gordon Thompson). For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and had to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What is it with you women?! In this edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari revel in the misogynistic antics of a poisoned Jeff Colby (John James), who strangles his wife Fallon Carrington Colby (Pamela Sue Martin) and then is beat up by tennis instructor Mark Jennings (Geoffrey Scott). They also celebrate the debut of the Carrington solarium and reminisce about Gardens of Taxco, their favorite campy Mexican restaurant without a menu. For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and had to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

How much for that Carrington in the window? In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari examine the baby-selling motives of Sammy Jo Carrington (Heather Locklear). They also applaud Alexis Colby (Joan Collins) and tennis pro Mark Jennings (Geoffry Scott) for engaging in some steamy afternoon delight. Oh, and who is that under the bandages? Are they having a little nip/tuck done? For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and had to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

How much for that Carrington in the window? In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari examine the baby-selling motives of Sammy Jo Carrington (Heather Locklear). They also applaud Alexis Colby (Joan Collins) and tennis pro Mark Jennings (Geoffry Scott) for engaging in some steamy afternoon delight. Oh, and who is that under the bandages? Are they having a little nip/tuck done? For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and had to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

She's baaack! In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari welcome the return of Sammie Jo Carrington (Heather Locklear) to Denver. They also dissect the disheveled five o'clock shadow that Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) is sporting and wonder how in the heck Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) is able to wear white on a oil field. Be sure to nominate us for the Podcast Awards, and go to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

She's baaack! In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari welcome the return of Sammy Jo Carrington (Heather Locklear) to Denver. They also dissect the disheveled five o'clock shadow that Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) is sporting and wonder how in the heck Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) is able to wear white on a oil field. Be sure to nominate us for the Podcast Awards, and go to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Do you smell what Adam Carrington (Gordon Thompson) is cooking? In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari drink a new cocktail called the High Priestess and have visions of Mark Jennings (Geoffrey Scott) using tacky jewelry to win back Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans). They also investigate whether the psychic hired by Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) was just fishing for a free trip to Denver. Be sure to nominate us for the Podcast Awards, and go to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Do you smell what Adam Carrington (Gordon Thompson) is cooking? In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari drink a new cocktail called the High Priestess and have visions of Mark Jennings (Geoffrey Scott) using tacky jewelry to win back Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans). They also investigate whether the psychic hired by Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) was just fishing for a free trip to Denver. Be sure to nominate us for the Podcast Awards, and go to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari tag-along to Bali with Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) and first-class stowaway Alexis Colby (Joan Collins) as the pair search for their missing bisexual son, Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman). Meanwhile, Jeff Colby (John James) continues to sniff poisonous paint, and Krystle Carrington just can't stop reminiscing about her ex Mark Jennings (Geoffrey Scott). Be sure to visit nastypodcast.com for more, and go to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari tag-along to Bali with Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) and first-class stowaway Alexis Colby (Joan Collins) as the pair search for their missing bisexual son, Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman). Meanwhile, Jeff Colby (John James) continues to sniff poisonous paint, and Krystle Carrington just can't stop reminiscing about her ex Mark Jennings (Geoffrey Scott). Be sure to visit nastypodcast.com for more, and go to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.