Ear Candy

Adam and Vance talk presidential candidates, redundant conversations with independent musicians and their lack of time/interest in continuing to do a weekly podcast. Download Standard Podcasts

The guys broadcast the show live on Periscope for the first time. Adam mistakes one of Vance’s moms for the other, the guys give tips on how not to do your own plumbing and what to do if you’re ever heckled by a biker gang while doing stand-up. Featuring music by The Mystery Lights, Cavalier and Matt Wertz. Download Standard Podcasts

Adam poses a deep philosophical question and Vance attempts to renovate the adult entertainment industry. Bryde stops by for in-studio and chats with the guys about fruit snack, movies about high school and how fucked their respective political situations are. Download Standard Podcasts

Adam recalls the dumbest thing he’s ever done and Vance takes home the bronze medal in Swedish mailbox hurdling. Featuring music by St. Paul & the Broken Bones, Aesop Rock and You Won’t. Download Standard Podcasts

Adam and Vance discuss how Kim Kardashian broke the Internet and their spirit, early influences on their young impressionable minds and how  Vance’s pervy babysitter grew up to need a babysitter. Featuring music by G. Love & Special Sauce, Chance the Rapper and Lawrence. Download Standard Podcasts

The guys talk about why British accents are important when discussing revolutionary new formulas, fashionable dictators and the primary role that costumes play in Vance’s new musical collaboration. Bellehouse stops by for an in-studio and chat with the guys about awkward onstage banter, who had the chillest parents in highschool and how to avoid being objectified during telephone interviews with morning radio DJs. Download Standard Podcasts

Duncecap sits in while Vance is away. The guys play some tracks from his new album Human Error and discuss oversaturation vs. quality control on the internet, how to know if you’re pleasuring yourself to something predatory and looking so young that people can’t tell if you’re dead yet. Download Standard Podcasts

With both of us out of town this week we dip into the archives and revisit episode 52. The seventh episode with Vance as co-host. We talk late night TV drama and the possibility of Vance’s grandma being familiar with “acid crunk” as a musical genre. Featuring music by Boycott Blues, Frightened Rabbit and Adam Freeland Download Standard Podcasts

Adam and Vance speculate as to why Hollywood movies keep getting whiter and why China didn’t download the new Beyoncé album. Foxanne stops by for an in-studio and chats with the guys about tiny bass guitars, science projects and how much they’d charge to dog sit for an eternity. Download Standard Podcasts

Adam and Vance talk seasonal allergy prevention, space noodles and Vance smacks the Trapper Keeper out of the hands of everyone that cares about Beyonce’s personal life. Featuring music by Charles Bradley, Oddisee and Black Joe Lewis.  Download Standard Podcasts

Adam and Vance honor Prince’s legacy by playing some of their favorite deep cuts and discussing some his most notable idiosyncrasies. Later in the show they talk about the range of emotions Vance is experiencing with the passing of his father and things get pretty touchy feely. Download Standard Podcasts

Matthew Fazzi of Rare Futures stops by for an in-studio and chats with the guys about why music on the radio bums Adam out, being a guy that wears jewelry and staying inspired when you’re no longer young and angsty. Download Standard Podcasts

In memory of Steve Barber we play a conversation Vance had with his father two months before he passed away. Download Standard Podcasts

Adam, Vance and his younger brother Kemp talk about watching pornographic material with a sibling in the room, hyper inclusive acronyms and why Vance’s wedding was so pale. Featuring music by Leon Bridges, Lucius and Arthur Moon. Download Standard Podcasts

The guys discuss the wild inconsistencies of personal pan pizzas, why the upcoming launch of virtual reality technology will make future generations even lazier and how to be a purest without losing all of your friends. Download Standard Podcasts

The guys discuss the likelihood of encountering the worst person you’ve ever met twice, unconventional ways to clean area rugs and why the Republican party is afraid of America becoming one universally fuckable race. Download Standard Podcasts

The guys check in for a brief update on the studio renovation, explain why you can never trust anyone in a tool belt and Adam accidentally hires a member of Jesse Pinkman’s crew to help him move a sofa.  Download Standard Podcasts

Dat Funk stops by for a special 300th episode in-studio and chats with the guys about their collaborative process, sax shaming and the economics of being a big funky family. Later on the guys discuss the new Ear Candy headquarters, lucid dreaming and Vance’s history of coming on too strong. Download Standard Podcasts

The guys open the show discussing Adam’s brief laps of freshness and ways to circumvent “lesbian bed death.” Emanuel and the Fear stop by for an in-studio and chat with the guys about managing expectations, being pleasantly surprised by the people of Hull, England and their music’s influence on a young impressionable Vance. Download Standard Podcasts

The guys attempt to answer some love-themed questions submitted by past guests and listeners of the show. Adam hopes his mother and girlfriend don’t hear it because it’s gross, Vance couldn’t care less. BETS stops by for an in-studio and an uncomfortable round of  Bad Date Choose Your Own Adventure.  Download Standard Podcasts