Fantasy Time

A first in Fantasy Time history, Falyn & Paris record together in the same room and reveal where they’ve been for the past three months. 

Joined by their dear friend and true gamer girl Haley Houston, Paris and Falyn talk video games and Dungeons & Dragons. Falyn gets absolutely sloshed on a 32-ounce beer and, after months of playing DnD together, the gals finally get to reveal their DnD characters’ tragic backstories. Make sure you stick around until the end of the episode for a very fun bit about the importance of sunning your butt chakra.   

Yeehaw, bitches. The gals could not wait to share their Summary & Review of their new favorite video game, Ranch Sim by Excalibur Games. In this episode, Falyn and Paris walk you through the world of Ranch Sim, describe the pleasures of hunting game, and exchange horse girl stories. Hell yea, brother– it’s Fantasy Time!

Falyn and Paris are CERTAINLY NOT milking this whole fancast thing for content. Not at all.  During this week’s Fantasy Time, they cover the results of last week’s Instagram poll where their listeners and followers voted on their controversial casting choices for the A Court of Thorns and Roses TV series. The gals take turns graciously accepting wins and defeats, and consider how they could use their supreme veto power to skew the results in their favor.  They truly had a blast seeing everyone’s choices and would once again like to thank y’all for being here.  Missed out on the poll? Follow us on Instagram @FantasyTimePodcast !!!

Ep 39: Castlevania (Season 4) S&R   Falyn and Paris give their Summary & Review of the fourth and final season of Netflix's original series Castlevania. Based on Konami’s cult classic video game series, this show is one of the best tv show adaptations of its kind… and it’s sexy as hell.  Hot dudes. Badass women. Epic fight choreography. Philosophical bug demons. Graphic Violence. It has it all.  Paris once again expresses her longing for a cottagecore lifestyle, while Falyn learns the true depth of Paris’s hatred for technology as she reveals the number of unread emails in her inbox (spoiler: it’s several thousand). If you’d like to get straight into the vampire action, skip ahead to (13:00)

After a two-week hiatus of medical strife, technical difficulties, cross-country moving, and genuinely struggling over hypothetical decisions, the gals have finally curated their ACOTAR TV Show fan casts… And They. Are. Wild. Join Falyn (half-naked in her closet) and Paris (high on medical marijuana) as they stumble through a minefield of sexy, mostly problematic actors and roles they’re too old to play.  Listen till the very end for a super fun post-show role-playing session that you do NOT want to miss. Enjoying the show? Follow us on Instagram @FantasyTimePodcast Email us about your Fantasy Time at FantasyTimePodcast@gmail.com   Episode References: “Repeat Stuff” What. Bo Burnham @starbitcreations @starfallcourt @annalisejensen “From God’s Perspective” What. Bo Burnham Best of Craig Middlebrooks, Parks and Rec Bad Dragon Toys

Rebounding from the tragic loss of their Twilight episode, the girls fall back on what they do best: talking about themselves. This episode is a juicy tell-all filled with AMSR, sim murder, summer camp horror stories, and so much more. Paris and Falyn share the Fantasy Times of their youth– some of which they’re still recovering from. There is no way you could possibly predict what they discuss in this episode so you might as well listen to it.  Follow us on Instagram @FantasyTimePodcast Email us your own stories of Fantasy Time at FantasyTimePodcast@gmail.com  

Tonight, on Incest Island: Falyn and Paris give their Summary & Review of the super-sexy-not-at-all-problematic 2013 film Adore. Created by French director Anne Fontain, starring Naomi Watts and Robin Wright, Adore (aka Adoration aka Two Mothers aka The Grandmothers) is an epic fantasy tale of two best friends and the trials of being mislabeled as lesbians while dating each other's sons. This epic romance is based on a true story and examines the most important law of fantasy: You can do anything you want if you sexy

After ripping its punctuation to shreds in Episode 17, the girls have decided to revisit their previous Summary & Review of The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue by V.E. Shwab (Episode 17). In this episode, Paris and Falyn must reckon with their own ignorance in a transparent dialogue that proves we truly are all “learning new things all the time.” They also make a bunch of fart jokes, discuss Falyn’s epic past as a Poetry Out Loud Champion, and Paris’s tragic childhood. *We recommend listening to Episode 17 of Fantasy Time for additional context* - Enjoying the show? Follow Fantasy Time on Instagram @FantasyTimePodcast and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! - EPISODE REFERENCES: Invictus (2009 Film) “Episode 17” of Fantasy Time Podcast The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue by V.E. Shwab “Why We’re Capitalizing Black” by Nancy Coleman New York Times So You Want to Talk About Race by Ijeoma Oluo Live Sunday Sermons with Janaya Future Khan @janayathefuture In The Desert by Stephen Crane The Blues Don’t Change by Al Young

If you’re a fan of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J Maas, this episode is for you. The gals dive into the controversy of the A Court of Thorns and Roses TV Show, address the ACOTAR Fandom’s body-shaming scandal, and present their case for an ACOTAR animated series. Paris also lists her boyfriend’s celebrity look-a-likes (Spoiler: there are many) and Falyn makes a small and not at all aggressive request of SJM Fan-artists. Follow Fantasy Time on Instagram @fantasytimepodcast References: A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J Maas Castlevania (2017 TV Series) Created by Warren Ellis  The Best of Me (2014 Film) Loving Bravely by Dr. Alexandra Solomon, PhD @dr.alexandra.solomon

Thanks to HBO Max, Falyn and Paris finally get to review Hayao Miyazaki’s 1984 film Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind. A Studio Ghibli classic, this movie follows the Pokemon-collecting princess, Nausicaa, and her efforts to save humanity from too many bugs.  The gals rant about climate justice, discuss recent injuries, and ponder the successes and triumphs in the world of English-dubbed animation (aka Falyn personally attacks Daisy Ridley’s American accent). - Follow Fantasy Time on Instagram! @FantasyTimePodcast Leave a Review on Apple Podcasts! - Epsisode References: Only Yesterday (1991) Directed by Isao Takahata Spirited Away (2001) Directed by Hayao Miyazaki Kill Bill Vol.1 (2003) Directed by Quentin Tarantino Princess Mononoke (1997) Directed by Hayao Miyazaki  

Didn’t they already dedicate two episodes to talking about ACOSF? Yes. Are they going to milk even more content out of it? Absolutely.  This week the gals give their Summary & Review of the Feyre and Azriel bonus scenes from A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J Maas. They confirm fan theories, roast their favorite SJM characters, and harmonize to Boyz ‘N Motion. 

You didn’t think they were done, did you? In this episode, Paris and Falyn discuss the less-than-good, the bad, and the downright fugly sides of Fantasy Romance and Erotic Fiction. They cover the obvious: repetitive tropes, lazy depictions of people of color, lack of representation; and the unspoken: post-book-depression, self-loathing, shame, and guilt; along with a bunch of their own fun stories! This episode is for anyone who has ever felt sad after reading a book.  For Mature Audiences.

In this provocative episode, Falyn and Paris debut their most annoying characters to date: Tiff and Britt (what’s the diff?) and explain why smut is not only fun to read– it’s essential.  Through personal stories of puberty, suppression, and self-care, the gals share the ways they’ve been liberated by Erotic Fiction throughout the years and why smut is now more important than ever.  Episode References: The Tale of Despereaux by Kate DiCamillo The DUFF (2015 movie)  Taking Sexy Back by Alexandra H Solomon, PhD @dr.alexandra.solomon  “Piece of Me” by Britney Spears “Cumshot” by CupcakKe

This episode contains spoilers for A Court of Silver Flames.  We made it, baby. Falyn and Paris hold nothing back as they finally get to dive into the (literally) juicy details of A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J Maas.  Fan theories, contentious name pronunciations, pant-pissing, giant penises– this episode has it all. So take your apothecary's contraceptive and grab a tall beverage as the girls journey back to their favorite place in Prythian: Pound Town.

This episode is dedicated to the poor unfortunate souls who have not yet been able to read ACOSF yet but still need to sate their SJM addictions. Having been victims of shipping delays themselves, Falyn and Paris present to you this special SPOILER FREE episode of Fantasy Time discussing A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J Maas. They give their review of ACOSF, share their experiences during the Live Talks Los Angeles SJM interview, make weird noises, talk about dicks, and so much more! They recorded through the night and are so excited to share it with you. 

In this special Valentine’s Day episode, Falyn and Paris share their life-altering experiences during the Thunder From Down Under show in Las Vegas. The gals cover the usual topics: pinworms, nipple piercings, their longing for pre-COVID lifestyles, and so much more. Join your two favorite sheilas on their steamy and surprisingly wholesome journey down memory lane where they discover the true meaning of friendship: filming your BFF while she gets spanked over a bar table by an Australian man in his underwear. 

Scatterbrained from exhaustion, the girls finally make their way through Falyn’s favorite piece of fantasy fiction: the comic series Saga by Brian K Vaughan and Fiona Staples. This episode is surprisingly light in spoilers but abundant in Falyn’s weird mouth noises. Join in as the gals discuss COVID denial theories, Paris’s deep fear of outer space, and why Falyn's Mamaw was disappointed by their review of Practical Magic. 

This week’s episode features an enthusiastic Summary & Review of the 1998 film Practical Magic, featuring Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman. Paris and Falyn immerse themselves in the cinematic world of magic, effortless 90’s fashion, and coastal charm. Join the gals as they dive deep into one of their favorite films and discover the greatest power on earth: United States Law Enforcement.

Joined by special guest Brady Baldwin, Falyn and Paris share their Summary and Reviews of the first who books of the Earthsea series, A Wizard of Earthsea and The Tombs of Atuan, by Ursula K. Le Guin. Brady leads the gals through the complex dichotomies of the male-dominated world of Earthsea and its trail-blazing feminist author. These books are salty, diverse, and (in Paris’s opinion) boring as fuck. Join the trio as they explore Brady’s deep love of the Earthsea series, the accomplishments of Ursula K. Le Guin, and Paris’s new vaginal steam regimen– prescribed by Falyn’s mom.