Finding a Unicorn

Find out why Carly’s so triggered by this question, and get some great tips for being badass in the bedroom. Ain’t nobody got time for big talkers and pompous performers! We are delighted to learn about the “Mike Classic”, and bring him up to speed on starfishing. Eliza gets emotional over what’s hands down the greatest TV show ever created, plus we debate whether best friends should become lovers. And our brave listeners dish up some doozies for us this week….. we hear about pooping on partners and flogging dead horses! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Find out why Carly’s so triggered by this question, and get some great tips for being badass in the bedroom. Ain’t nobody got time for big talkers and pompous performers! We are delighted to learn about the “Mike Classic”, and bring him up to speed on starfishing. Eliza gets emotional over what’s hands down the greatest TV show ever created, plus we debate whether best friends should become lovers. And our brave listeners dish up some doozies for us this week….. we hear about pooping on partners and flogging dead horses! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our special guest NZ MAFS star Sam Levi is in the hot seat this week. He gives the goss on his blossoming romance with an Aussie MAFS man. Enjoy the clusterf*^k that is our breast milk taste challenge….. someone chunders!! Smutty subject alert, with butterflying, docking and mexican pancakes on the menu. Sam astonishes us with sexy secrets from the gay world, and boy is there a big nauseating no-no! Mike comes clean, admitting to being douched in Japan. And Eliza stands up for singles, in an enraged rant that’s not to be missed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our special guest NZ MAFS star Sam Levi is in the hot seat this week. He gives the goss on his blossoming romance with an Aussie MAFS man. Enjoy the clusterf*^k that is our breast milk taste challenge….. someone chunders!! Smutty subject alert, with butterflying, docking and mexican pancakes on the menu. Sam astonishes us with sexy secrets from the gay world, and boy is there a big nauseating no-no! Mike comes clean, admitting to being douched in Japan. And Eliza stands up for singles, in an enraged rant that’s not to be missed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week we call Eliza out on her bizarre dating app age range preferences, before she goes head-to-head with a listener over her “ick” theory. Carly gives an exciting libido update….. we have pulsating vagina (PV) liftoff! Mike requests a taste of Carly’s breast milk (plus someone else who loves to chug on her golden jug juice). The show has a big booty call dilemma…. is it faux pas to f*#k mates? How to pick up on keenness cues, and magnificent news as an unlucky-in-love listener finds his unicorn! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week we call Eliza out on her bizarre dating app age range preferences, before she goes head-to-head with a listener over her “ick” theory. Carly gives an exciting libido update….. we have pulsating vagina (PV) liftoff! Mike requests a taste of Carly’s breast milk (plus someone else who loves to chug on her golden jug juice). The show has a big booty call dilemma…. is it faux pas to f*#k mates? How to pick up on keenness cues, and magnificent news as an unlucky-in-love listener finds his unicorn! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve got a real mixed bag for you this week. Carly kicks off her libido challenge, Mike demands a follower-off, and there’s a heated dork debate! Pat from MAFS returns with more reality TV madness. Where are they now and what does he regret? We blow the Beck reunion scandal wide open….. was her secret kiss a setup? Carly has some interesting intel of her own that shocks us all. We also talk about the toll that trolling has taken on some of Pat’s cast-mates, and issue a warning for anyone wanting to find love in the limelight. Then to finish off, the boys tackle listener questions with surprising results! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’ve got a real mixed bag for you this week. Carly kicks off her libido challenge, Mike demands a follower-off, and there’s a heated dork debate! Pat from MAFS returns with more reality TV madness. Where are they now and what does he regret? We blow the Beck reunion scandal wide open….. was her secret kiss a setup? Carly has some interesting intel of her own that shocks us all. We also talk about the toll that trolling has taken on some of Pat’s cast-mates, and issue a warning for anyone wanting to find love in the limelight. Then to finish off, the boys tackle listener questions with surprising results! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our special guest Pat from MAFS gets a lot more than he bargained for when he stops by this week. Carly introduces us to Prone Boning…. it’s an awkward sex positions conversation that leaves us blushing! We put Pat in the firing line and froth over behind-the-scenes reunion and dinner party secrets. His amazing post show transformation has us gobsmacked, and there’s lots of laughs as we relive the memorable feet clapping moments. Plus, how to poop when you have no privacy! Pat’s love story is one for the ages, and we’re here for it. But brace yourselves for the fisticuffs still to come! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our special guest Pat from MAFS gets a lot more than he bargained for when he stops by this week. Carly introduces us to Prone Boning…. it’s an awkward sex positions conversation that leaves us blushing! We put Pat in the firing line and froth over behind-the-scenes reunion and dinner party secrets. His amazing post show transformation has us gobsmacked, and there’s lots of laughs as we relive the memorable feet clapping moments. Plus, how to poop when you have no privacy! Pat’s love story is one for the ages, and we’re here for it. But brace yourselves for the fisticuffs still to come! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We find ourselves delving into the wonderful world of front and back bottoms on this episode. First we relive the rollercoaster that was Carly giving birth. There’s mucus plugs, gushing and underwear sniffing. Radio Mike opens up about narrowly avoiding a dump DISASTER at his girlfriend’s house. We try and get to the bottom of that age old question..... can you have sex when you need to poop? And much to Eliza’s discomfort, queefing is back. All the fun of a fart without the smell (we’re told)! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We find ourselves delving into the wonderful world of front and back bottoms on this episode. First we relive the rollercoaster that was Carly giving birth. There’s mucus plugs, gushing and underwear sniffing. Radio Mike opens up about narrowly avoiding a dump DISASTER at his girlfriend’s house. We try and get to the bottom of that age old question..... can you have sex when you need to poop? And much to Eliza’s discomfort, queefing is back. All the fun of a fart without the smell (we’re told)! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dating apps are FRUST at the best of times, but Eliza’s had it with the in-your-face throbbers, the ciggy suckers and the bird flipping. Let the rant begin! The tone turns when we get to titty talk though.... are they an untapped source of ultimate pleasure? And awkward turtle time..... who did the girls get sloppy seconds from? Plus, Carly’s caring for 2 babies, find out why! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dating apps are FRUST at the best of times, but Eliza’s had it with the in-your-face throbbers, the ciggy suckers and the bird flipping. Let the rant begin! The tone turns when we get to titty talk though.... are they an untapped source of ultimate pleasure? And awkward turtle time..... who did the girls get sloppy seconds from? Plus, Carly’s caring for 2 babies, find out why! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back baby!! Speaking of babies..... Carly’s had one, and is here to share the ups and downs of Mum life, as well as all the gory pics from labour. Eliza froths on blood and gore, but even she’s rattled by one of the snaps! (Hint, it involves a rockmelon!) Oh and she keeps offering to shave the vaginas of her heavily pregnant friends. Sorry, What?! And get excited because the band is together again, as we welcome back the real OG Radio Mike, who returns with whopping news! There’s cuckolding chat, post nut clarity convo and sex chair scenarios. Don’t lie.... you know you’ve missed the graphic gutter gas-bagging! 😜  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back baby!! Speaking of babies..... Carly’s had one, and is here to share the ups and downs of Mum life, as well as all the gory pics from labour. Eliza froths on blood and gore, but even she’s rattled by one of the snaps! (Hint, it involves a rockmelon!) Oh and she keeps offering to shave the vaginas of her heavily pregnant friends. Sorry, What?! And get excited because the band is together again, as we welcome back the real OG Radio Mike, who returns with whopping news! There’s cuckolding chat, post nut clarity convo and sex chair scenarios. Don’t lie.... you know you’ve missed the graphic gutter gas-bagging! 😜  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The dating landscape is changing quicker than Eliza can sniff out a hottie. So what’s next? We all know Tinder, Bumble and Hinge…. BORING! But have you heard of the Jewish, gluten free and vegan dating apps? We’re not making this up…. niche matchmaking platforms are evolving as we become fussier, busier and set in our ways! Now you can filter out those flogs, and find Mr Perfect For Me! Fancy an avatar instead? You got it! Thanks to new technologies, virtual reality dates and sex robots are coming our way. In the meantime, we try and work out why the talent pool of fit fellas is drying up… you blokes give Eliza a cold hard dose of reality. And please enjoy more gutter chat this week as Carly and Eliza bond over pubic hair, tampon misdemeanours and Eggor McGregor farts! We also have a “lovedown” for you….. there’s love in lockdown and we’re here for a happy ending!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The dating landscape is changing quicker than Eliza can sniff out a hottie. So what’s next? We all know Tinder, Bumble and Hinge…. BORING! But have you heard of the Jewish, gluten free and vegan dating apps? We’re not making this up…. niche matchmaking platforms are evolving as we become fussier, busier and set in our ways! Now you can filter out those flogs, and find Mr Perfect For Me! Fancy an avatar instead? You got it! Thanks to new technologies, virtual reality dates and sex robots are coming our way. In the meantime, we try and work out why the talent pool of fit fellas is drying up… you blokes give Eliza a cold hard dose of reality. And please enjoy more gutter chat this week as Carly and Eliza bond over pubic hair, tampon misdemeanours and Eggor McGregor farts! We also have a “lovedown” for you….. there’s love in lockdown and we’re here for a happy ending!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone feel sorry for us! We’ve been put back into lockdown here in Victoria… and we’ve got cabin fever! So what is there to do when you can’t leave the house…? Flick the bean! We took it to the people this week, and asked the question.... do you masturbate? The results might come as a surprise! Eliza the prude is blown away by this one. But something does have her “ovaries giddy”!! And what has Carly suddenly running scared from sex? We never thought this day would come! The one-liners and app first-timers are also out in force, and it’s a whole lotta WRONG TOWN. Plus some cheeky Bach in Paradise goss!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone feel sorry for us! We’ve been put back into lockdown here in Victoria… and we’ve got cabin fever! So what is there to do when you can’t leave the house…? Flick the bean! We took it to the people this week, and asked the question.... do you masturbate? The results might come as a surprise! Eliza the prude is blown away by this one. But something does have her “ovaries giddy”!! And what has Carly suddenly running scared from sex? We never thought this day would come! The one-liners and app first-timers are also out in force, and it’s a whole lotta WRONG TOWN. Plus some cheeky Bach in Paradise goss!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.