Fist you Podcast

In this episode, we rub all sorts of things on our bodies. We start with reviewing The Butters Lube, two luxurious blends of oil-based lube. Then Southern Butter massage oil and Seagrape massage oil. Archie reviews long-distance sex toys by We-Vibe that utilize phone apps for far-away fun. We answer a listener's question about cis-centric language when it comes to sex + relationships when you're not dating cis folks. It's not our fault that we were taught all this garbage, but it is our fault if we don't work on unlearning it.

Archie and Ethel stay warm talking about wax play with Agreeable Agony's beautiful colorful candles! Ethel HATES on a sex toy, surprising all of us. How to break up with your vibe, how to tell your partner to stop eating pizza during sex, dating a cape vrs dating a hoodie, and lots of weird stuff!

Sexual resolutions, bedroom pranks, and some homemade remedies for keeping vaginal flora healthy! ALSO: gay zines by Jared Rourke (aqueerpress.com )and reviews of the fanciest Womanizer and a new anal dildo, The Rookie by Pleasureworks

Ethel talks about her bottoming dreams. Queer sex book reviews. Your new fav suction cup dildo and the lube you need. Archie gives some highlights from a workshop they went to! O yeah we made it to EPISODE 50!!! Thanks fisties!

Relax and have a glass of wine with this episode! Archie's friend Moose joins us! We answer your questions and give a PSA on how we all should be using all the lube all the time!

You know what's super common? Latex allergies and those with latex sensitivities! We review three different non-latex condom options! You know what else is really common? Folks not understanding what anal beads are. Also, If Archie doesn't anal fist someone before they die, know they died unfulfilled. Packing with a packer and not your own equipment, becoming more domme-y, and more of your questions answered.

Archie's in love with St. Louis. Ethel is a bratty baby about her venus sign. We review Fun Factory Drei which is a toy that will top the hell outta you. We also review the new magical small Noje Wand, aka Ethel's new baby. We answer your questions about life, love, relationships, and fucking. We're experts.

Ethel is obsessed with Pretty Little Liars. We review the Eroscillator 2, a toy that makes up in power what it loses in aesthetics. Archie doesn't know the difference between seeing and hearing. We then review Fun Factory's new Darlin' Devil. Date, Dump, Or Fuck: mascara, lipstick, or foundation??

Join Archie and Ethel and guest Alyssa as they lose focus and discuss murderers instead of sex toys. We discuss how Alyssa has NEVER owned a sex toy, the Realdoe by Tantus as gender expression, and if we'd rather date tacos or pizza. Archie answers how to be pals with your exes without fucking with their hearts (and also maybe without fucking them). The trio then play Date, Dump, or Fuck and Ethel would *NOT* have sex with a whale and using peanut butter during sex.

Ethel rages about the health care system while Archie FINALLY takes care of their body and tells you all about their recent doctor visit. The duo reviews the super comfortable and colorful vegan leather cuffs by Oddo Leather. Archie gives you the inside scoop of the Rode-Oh Packing Briefs. We also answer your burning question: Have Archie and Ethel EVER been intimate?? Find out! Then it's more DATE, DUMP, or FUCK with all the obscure alcohol you suggested!

In this episode we got Ethel's vaginal health, smushing food onto someone's body-BUT IN A HOT WAY, reviews of the Njoy Fun Wand, and the Frisky Labia Spreader, and Archie's horrific drinking experiences with Rumplemintz. Archie and Ethel answer your questions: making-out tips, kissing a menthol user, and having sex for the first time in your 30s. We have a new game: FUCK, DATE, OR DUMP and we play it with booze and it's FUN.

Archie and Ethel have been sick but are so ready for this podcast. We review two dildos, The Siren from Pleasure Works and The Nude Dildo from BS Atelier. They got some queer/trans affirming book suggestions for you and answer your drunk anonymous questions about consent, boundaries, and taking a shot of coconut water between beers. Archie gets dreamy thinking about mullets and buzzcuts. Check out the Trans Sex Zine here: https://transsexzine.com

We're joined by Cheré of Sassafras Healing Arts to talk all about sexy tinctures, earthy remedies, and other lovely things they create to help heal your bod. Archie and Ethel review Sassafras' oil based lube and THEN FINALLY the duo reviews the long awaited ~~Weed Lube. Archie gets upset they didn't get a chance to enter The Most Beautiful Vagina In The World Contest, we are all convinced they would have won.

We're here with a REAL LIVE NURSE to answer all your health questions and concerns! Nurse Pixel gets down n dirty when it comes to anal play and butt health! Nurse Pixel explains all the ways of living and fucking with hemorrhoids. Also, as a society can we all collectively chill out about poop? We also talk about what happens when your hook-up talks about your body hair (GIANT NO THANKS0, femme on femme relationships, and herpes! Sorry for the echo! We only own one microphone! :) Sorry it's late! It was pride, okay.

Ethel's sex toys are getting more and more elaborate as she explores the world of L.A. Pumps. Imagine, a sexy scene, you're on the bed, Ethel gently asks 'want to try something new?' then pulls out a pile of pumps and tubes and cords. SEXY! Archie shares some strange but good names they've been called during sex. Archie recounts the tragic time in their life when they weren't cool enough to be a theater-kid.

If you were wondering what decade is know as the Gay 90's or why mauve is our new favorite color this is the episode for you! We review the Satisfyer Pro II and Liberator Obeir Spanking Bench! Also, Ethel says poop a lot!

Today we got two wonderful and talented guests to help us review a multitude of items! Marcel Michelle Obama, a dancer, performer, and singer in the twin cities and Maddelyn, an illustrator and cartoonist! We start by reviewing (and communally using) The T-Cup Nipple Suctions by KinkLab. We then review Enhance Stimulation Balm by Southern Butter. We get sidetracked when talking about spraying liquids on people's bodies. We discuss Sliquid Sassy and Bliss On by Southern Butter, two different water based lubes. Our last item is the Night Rider vibrator by Pleasure Works and end the podcast by talking about pup play! FIND OUR GUESTS HERE: Marcel: https://www.facebook.com/AnthonyM.Lockhart https://www.instagram.com/marcelmichelleobama/ Maddelyn: http://maddelyn.com https://www.patreon.com/user?u=485202 https://www.instagram.com/maddelions/ SEWARD QUEER DANCE PARTY DELUXE https://www.facebook.com/QDPDeluxe/?ref=br_rs

Should we give our listeners a nickname? Too late, Ethel has decided to call you all The Fisties. We review the Magic Wand Variable Speed Controller which allows the plug-in version of the wand to go from a slow rumble an even more intense high speed. Ethel shares a story about rubbing herself raw while masturbating. Archie then reviews the New York Toy Collective's new STP packer, the Sam, and talks about power-peeing. We share everyone's lovely responses to a question we got about going out along as a baby queer, anal fisting, and more. The episode ends by mix-n-matching our home states, Alaska and Florida.

Ethel goes to a super heteronormative christian wedding and steals the DVD "Such Were Some Of You", a movie about understanding "those struggling with homosexuality." EXCUSE ME, we are ~THRIVING~ in homosexuality! Archie and Ethel then spill some stories about what it's like sleeping with new people, not like sex-sleeping, but what it's actually like putting two bodies next to each other for a quiet six-to-eight hours as you pretend to sleep. They then review the Liberator Talea Spreader Bar, a super comfortable spreader bar for bondage or BDSM! They pair that with the Bond Deluxe Kit and it's A+! Archie buys a round for PornoHub while Ethel buys a round for ALL nipples. Archie and Ethel then mix-n-match the old pope VS the new pope.

Stress-eating popcorn. Licking filthy toes. No one watches comedy movies. Archie and Ethel had a thrilling weekend at a pal's birthday that resulted in some good feet-licking and pee-play stories. They review massage candles created via a collaboration between Minneapolis Chanderly and Smitten Kitten, nothing like a "sexy" calf massage! They discuss their failure at using Clone-A-Pussy, a kit that allows you to make a chocolate mold of your junk. Archie & Ethel struggle to answer the question: What's the best pick-up line for queers? For mix-n-match, we discuss comedy and romance movies, figuring out which sex toys they'd be if they were sex toys. It's actually a really hard discussion for two people who don't watch comedy OR romance shows.