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Today we answer some BIG questions, cutting to the very core of our universe, time and space... Or we pretend to do an interview with Prof Brian Cox and discuss seagull poop at Lord's! In this episode, a rumble tummy, nicknames and Darlington. Plus we hear a conversation between our Geoff and new Yorkshire recruit Duanne Olivier. Out of all the cricket podcasts in our galaxy, you chose this one. Bad luck mate!

There's a rare treat on the podcast this week. Your hitherto unknown Producer gets so sick of Whitto rambling on about Keaton Jennings that he takes over! In this episode, Queen Vic, WKD and cricket landmarks. Plus with the Oscars on Sunday we thought it would be fun to create a CricOscars to make the past week of cricket appear interesting... Your films to choose from: Braveheart, Pirates of the Caribbean and Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid. It'll make a bit of sense when you listen... Hopefully!

A Valentine's Day special! If you're lonely tonight, who cares? You can do without wet kisses and flowers, for you have something hotter. OUR. FUNNY. CRICKET. PODCAST. The only way to pleasure yourself on Valentine's Day. (Not sure that tagline will catch on!) In this episode, break up's, murders and sex. Plus a return of the much loved show, 'Blind Date' as Whitto hopes to find an opener who is committed to England! Sent with love from us at HFAL HQ. Even if it's unrequited...    

Tell us how does it feel to be a suffering England fan? A series loss in the Caribbean and nothing to show except your bronzed chest. We apply the sun lotion and cover up the 10 wicket defeat... In this episode, sinkhole puns, painful speeches and spicy advice. Plus we present a new SATIRICAL SONG! Get ready to drown out Whitto's warbling by singing along. The only cricket podcast which utterly ruins our beautiful sport! 

Dry Jan is over which means it's time to get sloshed on a BRAND NEW series of your favourite cricket podcast! After a month out Cap'n Whitto is ready to set sail on a sea of satire. In this episode, soft toys, seasickness and a sexy octopus. We join England in the Caribbean where things aren't as jolly as they first appear... Plus make so many pirate puns you'll want to visit Davy Jones in his locker! Savvy?

We've reached our half century and final show of 2018. As such Whitto has created highlights from the past year of the pod.  Reminisce with the help of some silly satire. From the 'Golden Bail Awards' and '12 Days of Crickmas' to sketches featuring Attenborough, Sugar, Vaughan and Boycott, delve into the stocking! 2018 has been a rollercoaster year for this podcast, cricket and Britain. But all the while we've been screaming with laughter! Our bat is raised to you in the pavillion. Enjoy.

All aboard the good ship 'Howzat!' In this episode, builders, babies and (ice)bergs. With India travelling Down Under we hear from some men at work and peek inside Joe Root's Christmas stocking... Which may include a deleted scene from a certain disaster movie featuring a ship! Are we unsinkable? (At least we can cling onto a bleeding piece of wood, Jack!)

GET ME OUT OF HERE! Is precisely what you'll be screaming as you listen to this weeks satirical cricket pod... In this episode, pirates, politicians and pricks. With England wrapping up their first series win in Sri Lanka this century we analyse where it all went right for skipper Root. Including a very special trip to the jungle, where Dec and Holly reveal which campmates love a bit of cricket! YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS IT...   

Bismillah no! Whitto will not let you go... He'll never let you go until you've listened to this weeks cricket pod. In this episode, bicycle racing, falling hammers and breaking free. High after viewing the epic Queen biopic we're here to present a mish mash of a show, where anything goes. From England's 1st Test in Sri Lanka, to New Zealand domestic glory, come along for a night at the cricket ground. Cricket, what's new? Someone still loves you!

Did you miss us? Actually don't answer that! Needless to say after a week's absence Whitto is foaming funny at the mouth... In this episode, clock changes, a sorry Aussie and the elephant man. We discuss how wet England are in Sri Lanka and look ahead to the First Test at Galle. Plus stand and acclaim Whitto's award winning poem he penned at the age of 9... The funniest cricket podcast out there. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Still raining in Sri Lanka ain't it? Despite this, Whitto serves up a haunted house of goodies. Thrills, spills and laughter so hard it kills! In this episode, a hot Ford Fiesta, limpets and one sexy anniversary. We defend the ECB's decision to tour during the monsoon season, whilst revealing what party piece our host used to play at house parties. Plus a traumatising few minutes as the Beast doth return from beyond the veil...  Scaredy cats beware! Dive into your cricket funny for the week.

We're relaxing on a desert island this week. Lose yourself as the waves gently lap across the shore. You're at peace. Calm. Tranquil. Until that is Whitto wakes you up to reality! TalkSport are commentating on England matches abroad; not a pretty picture. In this episode, a weather report, sore meatballs and the Strictly curse. Plus learn about monsoon's and which Aussie players has finally listened to Uncle Bryn's advice. Tae time out of your hectic week and laugh along...  

Thought we wouldn't be able to survive the end of the English cricket season? Well think again, dear listener! In this episode, epic poems, smelly tablets and dancing PM's. Plus with the return of Lord Sugar last night, we take a peek inside the boardroom as he picks which County Champ Division Two sides are fired.  Two are hired and become his business partners... Our fun way of rounding up the County season! The podcast which would be laughed out the boardroom...

Bow your heads and sob. The 2018 season is officially over. As such Whitto is in a particularly crazy mood... In this episode, moany men, fanfares and her Majesty. Plus we wrap up the county champ... by attempting a rap. Oh and there's the small matter of the annual report by chairmen at Buckingham Palace. Which features some of the best accents you'll hear. Or worst, if you want your ears to bleed! We are worth a listen.

A podcast dedicated to England's legendary Head Chef!  Yes, in an unprecedented show, we chat everything Alastair Cook. In this episode, a drunken farmer, one bitter South African and many tasty cookies. Whitto creates the ultimate, sumptuous MasterChef meal, seeking to impress Greg Wallace and John Torode!  Can he rise to the occasion and offer the ultimate homage to Cook? Whet your taste buds, grab a tissue and find out!

Prepare for an emotional show. For whoever writes Alastair Cook's script deserves an Oscar. Head Chef bowed out with a glorious 147 in England's last test of the summer. We are in pieces. In this episode, one cheesy cake, many Disney tunes and a Beastly song. Jimmy Anderson overtakes Glenn McGrath to become the greatest fast bowler ever! We pay homage. Plus the 'Golden Bail Awards' for England. Be our guest and sob along with our songs... Dreams really do come true! 

Cricket is a glorious sport isn't it? This week the quality on offer has been enough to raise the dead! Just a shame we're here to murder them with laughter... In this episode, one Sith Lord, an unstuck leech and Sweeney Todd. England triumph over India at The Ageas Bowl, clinching the series. And Whitto celebrates with Root and his merry men... before offering words of warning. Plus a retiring chef and the rosiest end to a county match! Find all previous 'Howzat For A Laugh?!' episodes on your podcast host... Here to make you love cricket!

Recorded during the first days play of the fourth test, this pod quickly gets out of date... Mind you the last time The Ageas Bowl hosted a test was back in 2014, hence we travel back in time. In this episode, dancing sharks, crystal balls and dead ringers. Plus Whitto dials up his old mate Joseph Root for a quick chatter... You'll never see 2018 in a more different light. Confused?  It'll make sense eventually...  

England were full of butter fingers in the 3rd Test against India... Trying to keep a lid on his emotions, Whitto reviews the nightmarish performance. In this episode, the Wild West, a shock inclusion and sparkly sequins. Strictly Come Dancing line up was announced this week. Thanks to Swanny, there may be some dancing in the show! Plus where's the lamb sauce?!  Another hilarious pod for you this week... Spread the word my friends!

Can a fellow be podcaster all his life? Well Whitto is certainly giving it a warbling effort! A complete rollercoaster of a show for you today... In this episode, one free man, a West End star and classic Steve. We take a look back at Lords through rain tinted specs. Plus Robbie, Monty Python, a drunk Cook and Bill & Ben! Oh and a bit of serious Stokes chat. You'll scream with laughter... Download and subscribe today.