General (ly Not At A) Hospital

Claire learns Ryan Chamberlain is alive. Can the WSB be trusted? When will Liesl make her way back to PC? Why are the teenagers like that?? (week of 9.28.20)

THE NEXT EPISODE WILL BE LESS THAN AN HOUR I SWEAR. (week of 9.21.20)

Claire might finally be getting past her fixation on Willow/Chase and Sasha/Michael! Is Ned going to cheat on Olivia? Is Britt the new Nelle? Can Brando shut up about butterflies?? (week of 9.14.20)

Claire loves this show. Who is that tall man talking to Lulu? Are Portia and Ava best friends now? What is Cyrus Renault even doing?? (week of 9.8.20)

Claire ships Olivia and Robert. Will we ever get over how weird the non-kisses are? Can someone please teach Brando how to run a business? How did Claire go this long thinking Sonny and Jason traffick drugs?? (week of 8.31.20)

Claire doesn't understand how mothers work. Oh Sonny is an actual mob boss? Why is Nina making a social call during a kidnapping? Should Jason become a marriage counselor?? (week of 8.24.20)

Claire has a crush on Valentin. Why doesn't this event have a stage manager? Can Liz just shut up? How is Julian this stupid?? (week of 8/17/20)

Claire is speechless. Is Michael not worried about Jason at all? How is Nelle THIS delusional? What exactly is Valentin hoping to accomplish? (week of 8.10.20)

Claire finally learns how weird re-casts can be. Is Dante back for good? What happened to Sam? How many head injuries can one man [read: Jason] have?? (week of 8.3.20)

Claire only cares about the court drama. Why is a stranger offering Sasha drugs? Why is Tracy so popular all of a sudden? Why don't we know anything about drugs?? (5.21.20)

We discuss ABC's The Story of Soaps, the relationship between soap operas and reality tv, and how we engage with GH vs other kinds of media.

Claire can\'t get over that one line from Lulu. Why did Diane rest already? What was that meaningful look between Laura and Nikolas? Liz, if you didn\'t want people to mention your husband\'s past as a serial killer, why did you marry someone who used to be a serial killer??\r\n\n(5.20.20)\r\n

Claire knows even less than she did before. Why is Scotty so condescending? Is Nina going to testify against Nelle? Spencer committed election fraud??\r\n\n(5.19.20)\r\n

It's the last Monday episode before the hiatus! Why did Nelle bring the necklace to the trial? Sonny, dude, why you gotta be so awkward? How does Brando have more chemistry with Alexis than anyone else?? (5.18.20)

New year, new episodes! Claire is going through a lot. Does Martin exclusively defend villains? Why wouldn't Nina use every resource at her disposal to find her long-lost daughter? Who did Nelle marry?? (5.14.20)

Claire cannot get past the emails. Will Brook Lynn ever stop talking about how loaded Michael is? Doesn't anyone ever die accidentally? Will we find out who gets custody before the hiatus?? (5.13.20)

Claire is disappointed no one interrupted the wedding. Does Lucy even know Michael? Has J. K. Rowling ever watched General Hospital? Is Sonny the Leslie Knope of Port Charles?? (5.12.20)

Claire is not a fan of this development. Are Willow and Michael the next gen's Sam and Jason? Should Port Charles invest in a dedicated toxicologist to follow Nelle around? Will the custody hearing ever start?? (5.11.20)

Claire learns the difference between Olivia from Bensonhurst and Olivia Benson. Also, Harmony is a person? What even is time? And featuring possibly the best flashback ever?? (5.7.20)

Claire is very angry and upset. Why are Sasha and Chase going to the gym together? Can everyone please stop saying "rideshare"? Will the Davis girls please stop fighting?? (5.6.20)