Girls, Beer, Sports

In this episode, don't sell me a hefe and tell me it's a bock, goat races are a thing and graduations have changed from our day.  Derby recap, the NCAA goes ahead and ruins March madness and we question why anyone would want to go back to high school.  Get paid to watch the World Cup, a new tot shape has entered the chat, using a twizzler as a straw and more!

We recorded this episode on Derby Day so there is a lot of horse talk, including where does all the horse poop from Churchill Downs end up.  UK just keeps making it harder and harder to support them.  Would we eat a translucent chicken wing?  A new genre of mystery film is here, purple cheese on a burger, popcorn bucket innovation, a $600 personal animatronic and more!

In this episode, the new UK football coach runs a 5K, someone brings a lamb to a brewery and keep trivia old school.  The NFL Draft happened, Mr. 57 and the protein pop tart finally gets eaten.  Smarch madness has a winner.  Everything is listening so what's one more device?  Pickle flavored lip balm, a horror movie based on a children's game we can get behind, music to cook your pasta by, how much cheese is too much cheese on a pizza and more!

In this episode we fall down a lot of rabbit holes.  Including, toilets in other countries, kidney transplants and the Bermuda Triangle.  A 61 year old man wants to play college football, a cruise that lasts 15 years, mini pickle buckets, pickle PBR, A 4/20 hot box, soft serve in a shoe and more!

In this episode, a whole store dedicated to the claw machine, returning from the moon, the NCAA bball tourney comes to an end and how many platforms will you need to watch all the NFL games this season. Our Smarch madness bracket rolls on and someone built a submarine for a bird.  A pope hat giveaway, more MLB food creations, and a bunch of other stuff!

In this episode, a giant chocolate rabbit, driving by the moon and we don't get fooled again.  NCAA tournament comes to an end, left over MLB eats and the Smarch madness bracket rolls on.  Office chair racing should be the next Olympic sport, hot dog stuffed pizza, pickle juice jacket, wiener wallet give away and more!

In this episode we wonder what exactly someone would do with 12 tons of stolen Kit Kats.  The men's basketball tournament rolls on and we bring you all the new eats at MLB ballparks this season.  Smarch madness continues and can a condiment be a musical instrument.  Cancelling school for the NFL draft, the cassette player is back, new pop tarts now with more filling and more!

In this episode school fundraisers are still alive and well and St. Patrick's Day gets ruined.  It's tournament time and of course we have a brand new Smarch bracket to discuss.  You probably shouldn't put live animals in a claw machine.  Sign up to spread the love of ranch around the world, taco bell skin care, an impossible to open sucker, pickle Pepsi and more!

In this episode we learn all about the origins of the Ides of March and is the Big Arch really worth the hype.  The Para Olympics were pretty awesome, and technology is cool, but basketball should only be played on a hardwood floor.  How long would it take to count to 1 million?  A $30 tub of ranch, the protein craze is getting out of hand, edible sauce packets and more!

In this episode, we run down how to be an adult, including trying to use spreadsheets.  The CEO burger wars came and went.  The University of Kentucky is not good at sports right now and it doesn't seem to be getting better.  Cheating in camel beauty pageants, Reese's peanut butter toothpaste is here, a new job at Wendy's, everyone needs to wear headphones on flights, eating out of a helmet makes food better and more!

In this episode, we lament the fact that we are beholden to our internet overlords.  We bring you the story of the Kentucky meat shower, AI recruiting videos and why it might not be a good idea to eat 30 raw eggs a day.  A dog becomes a garbage man, melt your jewelry at an ATM, ranch milkshakes, ice cream can be a dipping sauce and more!

In this episode we talk a lot about the just ended Winter Olympics and what exactly is a wooden medal.  A boneless wing is a wing and would it be wise for a storied NFL team to move.  Pigs really do fly, have minor league baseball night themes finally jumped the shark, buckets of Dunkin coffee may be coming to a location near you, Dr. Pepper infused sausages, one of the best concession souvenirs we've ever seen and more!

In this episode it's time to go to the car wash, and what happens in the recovery room stays in the recovery room kind of.  We have a fix for the Superb Owl halftime show and all kinds of cheating going on at the Olympics.  Iguana on pizza could be a thing, a hidden Mickey Mantle baseball card, is a White Castle vending machine a good idea, Tic Tacs that probably won't freshen your breath and more!

In this episode it's week two encased in ice and it's time again for the Superb Owl and the Winter Olympics.  We have plenty to talk about with both.  Especially trying to enhance a part of your body for better aerodynamics in ski jumping.   Would you lock yourself in a room for a year in the news of the weird, tobacco lip gloss, a 20-inch hotdog, caviar nuggs for VD and more!

In this episode we made it through icepocolypse, kind of.  What talk about what we are watching to keep us sane now that we live in the arctic.  A guy climbs a really tall building, two sports documentaries you should totally watch and why making sandwiches for your whole family on a plane isn't such a great idea.  Lego shoes, a chili inspired sundae, a keg full of ketchup and more!

In this episode we find out about a weird tradition at a university that involves stealing coats.  The college football has a new national champion, and why this may be the future of the sport.  Don't eat your meals through your nose, 99 pack of beer on the wall, go home engagement ring you're drunk, a t-shirt troll for the ages and more!

in this episode we fall straight down a jigsaw puzzle rabbit hole and discover the governing body for jigsaw puzzle speed competitions.  A high school football team shuts down a retools after not scoring a point all season.  College football is over, which means the return of the News of the Weird!  Little Debbie ice cream sandwiches, a chicken hot dog, a useful souvenir, a new ketchup delivery system and more! 

In this episode, why is it so hard to give away free stuff and what's it like to watch a pizza eating contest in person.  College bowls might not be dead after all and there is one more game to play before we have to go into CFB hibernation until August.  Lego gets an upgrade, kind of, KFC poutine, a cheeseburger in cheese, mute the announcers and more!

In the first episode of 2026, we talk the future of technology, and it seems to be AI and electronic vape dispensers.  The college football playoff was a disaster for some and a success for others.  The bowls have become more absurd, and we are absolutely here for it.  A hash brown/mcflurry mashup, a hotdog and hamburger in one food item, snow beer, Netflix after dark maybe and more!

It's the annual Christmas episode!  Recorded on Christmas night with a couple of extra guests and all the things we could drink.  Any movie is a Christmas movie if you believe it is, bowl games are stepping it up with their trophies, CFP playoff, Legos, throw a football into a casket for money, a uniform from the past makes a comeback and more!