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The first woman in history to accept the nomination of a major political party and Comic Mom is not impressed and want to hear about trucking life instead, & Gabriel's call bails Comic Mom from answering basic questions about her ideas Also, the secrets to grilling chicken after a lifetime of failures, why Super woman Comic Mom is a law hater - she knows everything that needs to be done and can do it - and why she has a hard time accepting the will of the people. Also, is it a big deal that BOTH parties were using Secret Service to remove kooks of the convention floor or was this a violation of free speech? Finally, Comic Mom floats some crazy theory that lost me somewhere in the middle and how Comic Mom enflamed some of her Facebook posts with her agenda based post. Why she wants to be the only one to have an agenda, unless of course, you agree with her.

An update on Comic Mom's dope farm at the gingerbread house, what's going on with all the dehydrated food in Utah, the differences between the Mormons and the Scientologists, and some minor chit chat about a book I'm reading about brainwashing, is it a crutch we use when we can't explain something? Also, the big Pokemon go craze and what going viral means and how hard it is to accomplish. A little bit about the new Ghostbusters movie, revisiting the Tea Party, becoming mind slaves and why Comic Mom doesn't want the cops at her tent revival even though fellow worshipers might have requested them.

Tragedy strikes the Comic Mom as longtime friend and comedy mentor is dropped from her friends list after mentor goes crazy for Comic Mom inserting politics where it wasn't wanted. Plus, the awful playboy model who photographed an out of shape woman and put it on snapchat. Why Comic Mom give her the benefit of the doubt, is HRC a psychopath because she celebrates death? Someone on this show seems to think that. Plus interesting talk about the CIA, how all politicians lie but others are held to a higher standard and finally, Comic Mom mentions another book she's heard about that reinforces her beliefs but hasn't read, Deep State.

Comic Mom describes what it is like in the neighborhood when you are "that neighbor", mutual contempt for home owners associations (HOAs) but for different reasons (i never explain mine), seeking comfort food at Loretta Lynn's kitchen, and Comic Mom's newfound love of an Amish bakery. Plus we talk about southern accents, the app Next Door, the pros and cons of city ordinances for barking dogs and a local debate on whether to have patrolled security in the neighborhood.

How a few days away from her kids has Comic Mom coming apart at the seams, a little chit chat about funerals, are bereavement flights really any cheaper? A Coast to Coast update from Comic Mom about near death experiences, George Norry's epic Beyond Belief show, and how Comic Mom is hot for FriendsofScience.org Tim Bell. Next we talk about weather control and other wacky conspiracy theories, why Comic Mom was born to live with the hippies in Topanga Canyon, talk about an expert of Stoneage, and Comic Mom's personal long hair theory.

The Hollywood Whore makes her return to Pueblo, while I learn the hard way that San Francisco is FREEZING during the summer. Plus, what it is like staying in a Motel 6 these days, finally trying the famous Andersen pea soup, the quality of rats in Beverly Hills vs. Malibu, and a story about a homeless man in Beverly Hills who some love and some hate. Also, a little chat on health insurance and Comic Mom blasts off on her wild fantasies about Transgenders in the military, how socialism busted Venezuela, how people from third world countries are dying for a rule of law, and our different opinions on free trade.

What the hell is a brownie calendar? Comic Mom fills us in on the details, plus how people sometimes have their lives driven by almanacs and horoscopes. Plus, we try to see if our astrological signs really describe us or if all the signs are vague descriptions of everyone. Plus, why there can only be one star in the family and if that looks to be trouble for Comic Mom as her son steps into comedy. A chat into stage moms leads into the show Dance Mom, a favorite at the gingerbread house. Finally, we talk about the whole Kardashian phenomena and what kind of Comic Mom persona would be framed if she were in a reality show. Spoiler alert: IT AINT GOOD.

Discussing the idea of twice exceptional and why Comic Mom thinks secretly that might be her, plus the homeschool con going on in Pomona, plus Comic Mom turns Childish Mom and drives home and threatens not to come back. We also talk about how a usually health conscious Comic Mom sends the boys to McDonalds, atheist and faith based home schooling and gripes about a lack of satanic home school. Next we look at the unusual relationship between evangelicals and guns, is the bunny in Zootopia sexualized, how drug abuse didn't come mainstream until whites became pill heads. Finally talk on stemming behavior, the behavior of government and some things Comic Mom didn't know about MLK.

A look into homeschooling moms from our resident homeschooling mom, Comic Mom, talking about the movie Gone Girl Gone, a proposed Mom's Night Out to take a little of the stress off Comic Mom is discussed, as is the idea of wealth and children and how it affects them. Finally we close discussing the documentary "O.J. Made in America", the murdered wife Nicole Simpson, and the idea of child support.

Comic Mom talks about the variety of radio stations she picks up when driving overnight cross country. Also, we talk about how Wolfman Jack became famous, Whole Foods, Trader Joes, and what exactly is the deal with Himalayan sea salt. Next, we discuss teens driving, why Comic Mom doesn't freak out when she she's a pet in the car, Bernie Bros, Liberal Kingpin Richard Nixon, the Weiner Movie, and Monica Lewinsky.

Discussing the possible benefits of negative interest rates, Comic Mom visits her local town hall meeting, and we talk about money expert Suze Orman and her interesting life. In what might be a first, Comic Mom does her first lesbian F, Marry, Kill and we discuss the possibility of marrying a partner of each sex, Comic Mom's 70's crush on Jodie Foster and Tatum O'Neal. Finally we close with a chat about older men, religion and horoscopes, and colon cleansing.

Talking about the the people of Facebook who are overly passionate about things, all the cyber begging that has taken over the internet, and our own presidential candidate christian litmus test. Next I try to stop Comic Mom before she lays into her "mainstream media" talking points, we ask that question we've asked over and over, is this country full of idiots, and finally a look into the Libertarian hack handbook.

Discussing with Comic Mom when animals attack and asking the age old question, does having money absolve you of money issues? Next, we talk about farm subsidies, food stamps, and welfare, and why Comic Mom thinks taxes are extortion. The difference and similarities between the public and private sector also make the topic list. Finally, we close with alternative views on adoption and why Comic Mom was blacked out of the LA times.

Gullible Mom falls victim to a Saturn hoax going around Facebook, plus there is hometown drama back home for Comic Mom. We discuss the issue of old crushes back in your home town and Comic Mom reveals her old massive crush, meat pie Leif Garret. Next we discuss a visit to the Science center and Planetarium in Chicago, as well as a few scenes from the classic "Officer and a Gentlemen." Finally, Comic Mom reveals her bad Mother's day, living with a super flatliner, whats up with guys and sex, and finally, has Comic Mom's therapist gone rouge and flown the coop?

Talking about the UCLA shooter who shot his professor, why Support Dad is a feline lover more than canine lover, & a creepy rehoming/rescue dog scam from a friend of a friend. We also talk about the pros and cons of paying kids for chores, helping our friends and the pros and cons of having comic friends, an unstable bunch at best. We also yak about the Cincinnati Zoo tragedy where Harambe was shot after the parent was paying attention, the death threats that came afterwards and what goofus Glen Beck had to say about it. Finally we close comparing two Texas originals, Ross Perot and Ron Paul, can the market really fix everything, and why Comic Mom hates the minimum wage.

Discussing the final remnants of Mercury retrograde and how it has thrown life into a tailspin for Comic Mom. Plus, homeschool is out for the year, and we discuss a support group for placenta eaters. Next, we talk about being buried at Hollywood Forever and Comic Mom discovers what a tramp stamp is. We also examine the concept of "a lady in the street, a freak in bed," the cheap price of house paint, watching shows at the Hollywood Bowl and the joy of spending less money when you go out. Finally, an upcoming trip to Legoland, good stuff that is on TV that is not mindless crap and Comic Mom's favorite show, Adam Ruins Everything, material kids, non tech kids, and Comic Mom's new favorite reference, the Amish dairy farm.

Discussing with Comic Mom if she'd be ok sharing a bathroom with Buck Angel and the now infamous North Carolina bathroom laws. Who is to blame for this? Hear an insider from North Carolina give her two cents. Plus, we ask, do business owners have the right to discriminate? Free market libertarian say yes, rational human says no. Plus how to argue correctly with tips from debate queen Comic Mom. Also what is Comic Mom's LGBT theory and finally, are Cailtin Jenner and Janice Dickinson twins separated at birth?

Discussing why we hate public bathrooms, What comedy coaches do NOT want you talking about while people are eating nachos. Why Comic Mom is grossed out with poop, something about Burbank to Vegas that I forgot, white rappers and a visit to the Robert Mapplethorpe exhibit at the Getty including the famous "Man in a Polyester Suit." Comic Mom remembers the controversial artist Andres Serran and his Piss Christ piece of art. Next we talk about Tipper Gore and her music labeling idea, Comic Mom's tenure as a fag hag trolling gay bars, the documentary Welcome to Leith, and world famous racist Craig Cobb who says he may have Aspergers. Finally we close with a chat on the Haunted Hollywood Hills, Ghost stories and something even more frightening than that, comedy coaches.

For the millionth time we talk about the ins and outs of legal pot, the confusing voters guide that gets sent out, what "cheap pop" is and how Ted Cruz loves to use it. Of course, any talk of Lying Ted always opens up the door to the topic of phony politicians, so we visit that topic ending with the phoniest of them all, Donald Trump. We also talk about the problem of clutter and James A. Roberts book Shiny Objects as well as the genius of self help marketers including the king of them all, Joel Osteem.

POT: Find out what it's like living with a partner that isn't into weed when you are growing, gardening tips for great pot harvests, and how people would smoke pot in the dorm in the 80s. Also, are there more swindlers in Utah? We also talk about the recent explosion of prosperity gospel, megachurches, and what exactly is the Little Brown Church? Finally we close with a Comic Mom favorite Chuck Baldwin, question if churches should receive tax exempt status and remembering Jimmy Swaggart and other false prophets. BONUS: F Mary Kill for Comic Mom: Ron Paul, Dave Ramsey, and Chuck Baldwin