Grammar Matters and Stuff That Isn't Funny

You're only as hot as your last hit, baby. In this ep, Mat and Tim return from hiatus to discuss Taylor Swift's twelfth studio album, The Life of a Showgirl. Is it great? Or is it CANCELLED!? The answer lies within! SONGS PLAYED: Taylor Swift - The Life of a Showgirl (feat. Sabrina Carpenter) Taylor Swift - The Fate of Ophelia Taylor Swift - Eldest Daughter Taylor Swift - CANCELLED! Taylor Swift - Father Figure Taylor Swift - Actually Romantic Taylor Swift - Honey DISCLAIMERS: Under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” of copyrighted material in a manner that constitutes quotation, criticism, review, parody, caricature, pastiche, and other legal copyright exceptions. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise by infringing. Also, nobody actually sponsors Earbuddies. We're just joking.

Note: Earbuddies will resume its regular schedule on Monday, April 21. – Get by with a little help from your buddies! In this ep, Mat and Tim finally – finally – talk about the lovable lads from Liverpool. Are they actually underrated? How's that new single of theirs? And are they actually a children's band? SONGS PLAYED: The Beatles - With a Little Help From My Friends The Beatles - Now and Then The Beatles - Come Together The Beatles - Penny Lane Little Richard - Good Golly, Miss Molly The Beatles - Eleanor Rigby The Beatles - Can't Buy Me Love The Beatles - Something The Beatles - Tomorrow Never Knows The Beatles - Rocky Raccoon The Beatles - Here Comes the Sun The Beatles - Yesterday The Beatles - Norwegian Wood (The Bird Has Flown) The Beatles - Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da Elmer Fudd - With a Little Help From My Friends -- Disclaimers: Under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” of copyrighted material in a manner that constitutes quotation, criticism, review, parody, caricature, pastiche, and other legal copyright exceptions. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise by infringing. Also, nobody actually sponsors Earbuddies. We're just joking.

It's ok, we're ok! In this ep, Mat and Tim discuss – who else? – Tate McRae. Her third major label album debuted at the top of the Billboard chart, and she's being compared to a young Britney Spears – yet her tunes remain an enigma to many. Well, not for long! Here's your primer on Tate M. SONGS PLAYED: Tate McRae - greedy Tate McRae - miss possessive Tate McRae - one day Tate McRae - you broke me first Tate McRae - 2 hands Tate McRae - it's ok I'm ok Tate McRae - no I'm not in love Camila Cabello - I'll Be Home For Christmas Tate McRae - means I care Tate McRae - revolving door Tate McRae - I know love (feat. The Kid LAROI) Britney Spears - ...Baby One More Time Tate McRae - sports car Tate McRae - dear god DISCLAIMERS: Under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” of copyrighted material in a manner that constitutes quotation, criticism, review, parody, caricature, pastiche, and other legal copyright exceptions. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise by infringing. Also, nobody actually sponsors Earbuddies. We're just joking.

How does it feel?? In this ep, Mat and Tim discuss – at long last – Bob Dylan. But neither of them are Dylan Guys – instead, their discussion comes from the perspective of newcomers. How does one "get into" Bob Dylan in 2025? And what wonders await those who attempt to do so? Listen and find out! SONGS PLAYED: Bob Dylan - The Times They Are A-Changin' Bob Dylan - Blowin' in the Wind Bob Dylan - Just Like a Woman Bob Dylan - Subterranean Homesick Blues Bob Dylan - Don't Think Twice, It's All Right Guns N' Roses - Knockin' On Heaven's Door Bob Dylan - Knockin' On Heaven's Door Bob Dylan - Girl from the North Country Bob Dylan - Like a Rolling Stone The Jimi Hendrix Experience - All Along the Watchtower Adele - Make You Feel My Love Bob Dylan - Make You Feel My Love Bob Dylan - Tangled Up In Blue Bob Dylan - I Believe in You Bob Dylan - Lay, Lady, Lay Bob Dylan - I Want You The Wallflowers - One Headlight DISCLAIMERS: Under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” of copyrighted material in a manner that constitutes quotation, criticism, review, parody, caricature, pastiche, and other legal copyright exceptions. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise by infringing. Also, nobody actually sponsors Earbuddies. We're just joking.

Have you ever tried *this* pod? In this episode, Mat and Tim share their admiration of Sabrina Carpenter – from her vaudeville-like persona to her inspired tunes. This episode contains explicit language. SONGS PLAYED: Sabrina Carpenter - Taste Sabrina Carpenter and Rowan Blanchard - Take On the World (Girl Meets World Theme) Sabrina Carpenter - Bed Chem Sabrina Carpenter - Espresso Sabrina Carpenter - Please Please Please Sabrina Carpenter - Juno Piero Piccio - Amore Mio Aiutami Mae West - I'm No Angel Sabrina Carpenter - Slim Pickins Sabrina Carpenter - Good Graces DISCLAIMERS: Under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” of copyrighted material in a manner that constitutes quotation, criticism, review, parody, caricature, pastiche, and other legal copyright exceptions. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise by infringing. Also, nobody actually sponsors Earbuddies. We're just joking.

Everybody dance now! In this ep, Mat and Tim celebrate JOCK JAMS. What's so great about music for/about sports? Trust us, we get into it! SONGS PLAYED: Punch Brothers - Julep Reel 2 Real - I Like To Move It (feat. The Mad Stuntman) Gary Glitter - Rock 'n' Roll (Part 2) Imagine Dragons - Believer Van Halen - Jump Queen - We Will Rock You AC/DC - Thunderstruck Eminem - Lose Yourself The White Stripes - Seven Nation Army Fall Out Boy - My Songs Know What You Did In the Dark Fall Out Boy - Centuries Def Leppard - Hysteria Edward Meeker - Take Me Out To the Ball Game Sabrina Carpenter - Taste Chappell Roan - Red Wine Supernova Benson Boone - Beautiful Things DISCLAIMERS: Under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” of copyrighted material in a manner that constitutes quotation, criticism, review, parody, caricature, pastiche, and other legal copyright exceptions. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise by infringing. Also, nobody actually sponsors Earbuddies. We're just joking.

Note: Earbuddies will resume its regular schedule on Monday, February 10. – We LOVE computers! But... In this ep, Mat and Tim share their feelings on the rise of generative artificial intelligence in the world of pop music. Is it a useful tool for artists? Or a threat to art itself? Sponsored by Mojave Max. SONGS PLAYED: Imogen Heap - Hide and Seek Holly Herndon - Frontier Ghostwriter - Heart on My Sleeve Brian Eno - Discreet Music Olafur Arnalds - ekki hugsa David Guetta - Live excerpt Brooklyn Duo feat. Dover Quartet - Hide and Seek (Imogen Heap cover) Brian Eno - 1/1 DISCLAIMERS: Under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” of copyrighted material in a manner that constitutes quotation, criticism, review, parody, caricature, pastiche, and other legal copyright exceptions. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise by infringing. Also, nobody actually sponsors Earbuddies. We're just joking.

Oh my! Good lord. In this episode, Mat and Tim consider the state of country music in 2025 – what's working, what's not, and what you need to know about the genre everyone wants a piece of these days. SONGS PLAYED: Lainey Wilson - Country's Cool Again Shaboozey - A Bar Song (Tipsy) Braxton Keith - Cozy Ella Langley - you look like you love me (feat. Riley Green) Post Malone - Pour Me a Drink (feat. Blake Shelton) Jo Dee Messina - Heads Carolina, Tails California Cole Swindell - She Had Me At Heads Carolina Jake Owen - I Was Jack (You Were Diane) Dustin Lynch - Chevrolet (feat. Jelly Roll) Mackenzie Carpenter - Country Girls (Just Wanna Have Fun) Kane Brown - I Can Feel It Phil Collins - In the Air Tonight Bear Bailey - Whiskey Burn Thomas Rhett - Don't Wanna Dance Various Artists - Wayfaring Stranger mgk, Jelly Roll - Lonely Road Lainey Wilson - 4x4xU Riley Green - Rather Be DISCLAIMERS: Under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” of copyrighted material in a manner that constitutes quotation, criticism, review, parody, caricature, pastiche, and other legal copyright exceptions. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise by infringing. Also, nobody actually sponsors Earbuddies. We're just joking.

That's so true! In this episode, Mat and Tim use Gracie Abrams's recent SNL performance as a jumping off point to discuss proficiency and mastery among pop music's most prominent artists – and the way that fandom culture has enabled the erosion of our expectations. It's a bit of a grumpy one! SONGS PLAYED: Gracie Abrams - I Love You, I'm Sorry Gracie Abrams - That's So True (Live) Jacob Collier - Little Blue (A COLORS SHOW) Taylor Swift - You're On Your Own, Kid (Live) Van Halen - Eruption Carpenters - Top of the World Kenny G - Auld Lang Syne DISCLAIMERS: Under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” of copyrighted material in a manner that constitutes quotation, criticism, review, parody, caricature, pastiche, and other legal copyright exceptions. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise by infringing. Also, nobody actually sponsors Earbuddies. We're just joking.

Many happy returns! In this holiday episode, Mat and Tim consider why the Christmas music songbook has become so stagnant – then, after diagnosing the problems they see with the holiday music canon, they prescribe a solution that could finally thaw out the frozen genre. SONGS PLAYED: Andy Williams - It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year Paul McCartney - Wonderful Christmastime Brenda Lee - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree Vince Guaraldi Trio - O Tannenbaum Traditional Choir - God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen Gene Autry - Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Bing Crosby & The Andrews Sisters - Male Kalikimaka Elmo & Patsy - Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer Dean Martin - Silver Bells Michael Bublé - Santa Baby Gene Autry - Here Comes Santa Claus Gayla Peevey - I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You The Ronettes - Sleigh Ride Ed Sheeran - Boat Ed Sheeran - Shape of You THE HEADLINERS: Ed Sheeran on His New Song for ‘That Christmas’ and His Next Album: ‘I’m Getting Back Into Big Pop’ It’s Official: Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour Is History’s First $2 Billion Tour 'Wicked' Flies Past Another Huge Domestic Box Office Milestone DISCLAIMER: Under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” of copyrighted material in a manner that constitutes quotation, criticism, review, parody, caricature, pastiche, and other legal copyright exceptions. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise by infringing.

Ya got a podcast! With a capital P and that rhymes with E and that stands for Earbuddies. In this episode, Mat and Tim reflect on the rich history of movie musicals––from the "golden age" of the 1940s and 50s to today. Then they weigh in on the new film adaptation of Wicked. Grab your broomsticks and hang on tight! SONGS PLAYED: Oklahoma! – from Oklahoma! Don't Rain On My Parade – from Funny Girl Sixteen Going On Seventeen – from The Sound of Music Friend Like Me – from Aladdin Tonight – from West Side Story Sunrise, Sunset – from Fiddler on the Roof Alexander Hamilton – from Hamilton: An American Musical Defying Gravity – from Wicked (2024) Popular – from Wicked (2003) No One Mourns the Wicked – from Wicked (2024) The Wizard and I – from Wicked (2024) One Short Day – from Wicked (2024) Defying Gravity – from Wicked (2003) Defying Gravity – from Wicked (2024) Singin' in the Rain – from Singin' in the Rain Defying Gravity – from Wicked (2024) Kendrick Lamar – squabble up Kendrick Lamar – hey now DISCLAIMER: Under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” of copyrighted material in a manner that constitutes quotation, criticism, review, parody, caricature, pastiche, and other legal copyright exceptions. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise by infringing.

On October 29th, 2024, Pitchfork published Shaad D'Souza's lukewarm review of Halsey's new album, The Great Impersonator. The same day, Halsey took to social media and called attention to D'Souza's review, inviting their followers to come after him online. This online moment inspired music journalist Grace Robins-Somerville to write about the worsening cultural climate around fans, "stans," and toxic fandom. Grace's work can be found in Stereogum, Paste Magazine, The Alternative, and in her newsletter, Our Band Could Be Your Wife. Grace joined Mat and Tim to discuss toxic fan culture – and to consider what a brighter future for music criticism and fandom might look like. Discussed: Stans vs. Music Journalism (Again) by Grace Robins-Somerville Chappell Roan and the Perils of Parasociality by Grace Robins-Somerville Songs Played: Halsey - Lucky Camila Cabello - I LUV IT Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club Charli XCX - apple DISCLAIMER: Under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” of copyrighted material in a manner that constitutes quotation, criticism, review, parody, caricature, pastiche, and other legal copyright exceptions. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise by infringing.

We're back! In this ep, Mat and Tim reflect on their time away from the pod – then they consider what the upcoming season of Earbuddies might look like thematically. Oh yeah, we're navel-gazing! Come along for the fun. SONGS PLAYED: Insane Clown Posse - Hokus Pokus Alan Menken & Howard Ashman - Beauty and the Beast Bruce Springsteen - Born in the U.S.A. Elton John - Circle of Life DISCLAIMERS: Under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” of copyrighted material in a manner that constitutes quotation, criticism, review, parody, caricature, pastiche, and other legal copyright exceptions. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise by infringing. Also, nobody actually sponsors Earbuddies. We're just joking.

Or is it... Pod Buddy Summer? In this ep, Mat and Tim suspend their summer hiatus to catch up on a momentous season for pop music, spearheaded by Chappell Roan, Sabrina Carpenter, and Charli XCX. So many killer tunes in one summer! But where do Taylor Swift and Katy Perry fit into the mix? This episode contains explicit language. SONGS PLAYED: Chappell Roan - HOT TO GO! Chappell Roan - Good Luck, Babe! Chappell Roan - Red Wine Supernova Sabrina Carpenter - Please Please Please Charli XCX - 360 Taylor Swift - The Alchemy Katy Perry - Woman's World Charli XCX - Girl, so confusing DISCLAIMER: Under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” of copyrighted material in a manner that constitutes quotation, criticism, review, parody, caricature, pastiche, and other legal copyright exceptions. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise by infringing.

In this season finale, Mat and Tim read excerpts from an article by Leonard Bernstein for The Atlantic entitled "Speaking of Music," published in December of 1957. Leonard's words cause the buddies to consider: what's the point of this entire podcast? We thank you for your continued support of Earbuddies. Regular episode releases will continue in the fall of 2024. You may also receive bonus episodes in your feed as the summer progresses. So please don't unsubscribe! Please. SONGS PLAYED: Ludwig von Beethoven - Eroica Symphony Shenandoah (arr. Frank Ticheli) Tracy Chapman - Fast Car (Orchestral Version) DISCLAIMERS: Under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” of copyrighted material in a manner that constitutes quotation, criticism, review, parody, caricature, pastiche, and other legal copyright exceptions. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise by infringing.

The British are coming! In this episode, Mat and Tim lead the Earbuddies Army to the battlefield. On the other side: the "21st Century Mozart," Jacob Collier. Who is he? What's his deal? Why does he make music the way that he does – and what's the different between good music and good songs? SONGS PLAYED: Jacob Collier - All Night Long (feat. Take 6) Jacob Collier - Over You (feat. aespa & Chris Martin) Lizzy McAlpine - erase me (feat. Jacob Collier) Jacob Collier - Summer Rain (feat. Madison Cunningham & Chris Thile) Jacob Collier - Isn't She Lovely Jacob Collier - Don't You Worry 'Bout a Thing Jacob Collier - Flintstones Jacob Collier - With the Love In My Heart Jacob Collier - Moon River Jacob Collier - 100,000 Voices Jacob Collier - Do You Feel Love (feat. Steve Vai) Daniel Johnston - True Love Will Find You In the End Jacob Collier - The Audience Choir (Live at O2 Academy Brixton, London) Jacob Collier - Little Blue (feat. Brandi Carlile) Bill Withers - Lean On Me Nemo - The Code DISCLAIMERS: Under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” of copyrighted material in a manner that constitutes quotation, criticism, review, parody, caricature, pastiche, and other legal copyright exceptions. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise by infringing. Also, nobody actually sponsors Earbuddies. We're just joking.

Pucker up! In this ep, Mat and Tim reflect on a sub-sub-sub-genre of emo music that was, plain and simple, made for kissin'. (And for weeping over the kisses you'll no longer get.) Plus: circling back to the presidential canine situation. SONGS PLAYED: From First To Last - Emily Secondhand Serenade - Fall For You Taking Back Sunday - New American Classic Something Corporate - As You Sleep Dashboard Confessional - Screaming Infidelities A Day To Remember - If It Means a Lot To You Daphne Loves Derby - Hopeless Love The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Your Guardian Angel Straylight Run - Existentialism On Prom Night Boys Like Girls - Thunder DISCLAIMER: Under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” of copyrighted material in a manner that constitutes quotation, criticism, review, parody, caricature, pastiche, and other legal copyright exceptions. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise by infringing.

In this solo ep, Tim's thinking different! He recalls the remarkable history of the iPod and the rise of the digital music era – and suggests that the golden age of music consumption is in the rearview. SONGS PLAYED: Yuzzy - A Little Morning Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl Yuzzy - Running Wild U2 - Vertigo The Philadelphia Orchestra - Clair de Lune Yuzzy - Elipse Yuzzy - Thin Paper Hut Yuzzy - Snow Morning Prestige Podcast Background Music by Yuzzy: https://bit.ly/2nUbGqD DISCLAIMER: Under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” of copyrighted material in a manner that constitutes quotation, criticism, review, parody, caricature, pastiche, and other legal copyright exceptions. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise by infringing.

You smoked then ate seven bars of chocolate / We declared Earbuddies should be a bigger podcast In this tortured ep, Mat and Tim share their preliminary thoughts about Taylor Swift's eleventh studio album, The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology. As you can see from the title of this ep, they found it to be lacking! They hone in on the tunes and enter into evidence their talismans and charms, etc. SONGS PLAYED: Taylor Swift - The Tortured Poets Department Taylor Swift - My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys Taylor Swift - Fortnight (feat. Post Malone) Taylor Swift - Cruel Summer Taylor Swift - I Hate It Here Taylor Swift - The Black Dog Taylor Swift - Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus Taylor Swift - loml Taylor Swift - How Did It End? Taylor Swift - So High School Taylor Swift - I Can Do It With a Broken Heart Taylor Swift - So Long, London Taylor Swift - But Daddy I Love Him Taylor Swift - The Alchemy DISCLAIMER: Under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” of copyrighted material in a manner that constitutes quotation, criticism, review, parody, caricature, pastiche, and other legal copyright exceptions. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise by infringing.

In this episode, Mat and Tim are joined by Alvin Jones, otherwise known as "The Unseen VJ" – the man who created Rap City, a long-running music video program on BET. He tells the buddies what inspired him to push for greater hip-hop representation on BET in the mid- to late-80s, and reflects on the impact his advocacy has had on the tapestry of hip-hop and rap in the decades since. FURTHER VIEWING: The 17th Annual Blacks In Wax: Hip Hop: The Music, The Culture, The Struggle at The Kennedy Center, March 16, 2024 Welcome To Rap City - Three-Part Documentary on BET SONGS PLAYED: Excerpt from Rap City, 1990 Excerpt from Blacks In Wax at The Kennedy Center, 2024 Excerpt from Video Soul, 1987 Excerpt from Video Vibrations, 1986 Doug E. Fresh - D.E.F. = Doug E. Fresh Excerpt from CBS News' coverage of the March on Washington, 1963 Excerpt from Rap City: The Basement New Edition - Earth Angel DISCLAIMER: Under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” of copyrighted material in a manner that constitutes quotation, criticism, review, parody, caricature, pastiche, and other legal copyright exceptions. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise by infringing.