Guiltyfilm Podcast

How do you create the perfect podcast? Three co-hosts selected for their genetic superiority, a heavy dose of nostalgia and a couple of microphones. Andrew, Jen and Mark explore the finer points of 1988's Twins. Their in-depth analysis includes suggestions for strategic mirror placement, philosophical parenting and Albanian Goat Herding Couture. The Stable of Lawyers has some serious accusations against strange sibling pairs and the gang finishes off with a game that will keep you guessing.

The Guiltyfilm panel is going on a road trip to find their cinematic true love. Will The Sweetest Thing win their hearts or leave them cold? Find out, as the panel explores the best techniques for landing a hottie at a dance club, exactly how much ice cream one should consume during a breakup and what women are really doing when they go to the bathroom together. Name Shame accuses some lazy naming conventions and The Stable of Lawyers takes down the Worst Remakes. Finally, we find out just how much alike Andrew and Mark really are during a weird round of Re-Casting Call.

Guiltyfilm makes their triumphant return in episode 66- with Mark of the Beast...master. Join the panel as they debate the logistics of becoming The Beastmaster, poor architecture, and how a tiger-turned-panther might be the world's best wingman. Special bonus: A musical number about thieving ferrets! The Stable of Lawyers hands down verdicts on the Least Romantic Protagonists and the gang wraps it all up with a Perfect Brainstorm.

To celebrate the never-ending James Bond franchise, the panel devours yet another campy spy adventure - this time to New Orleans!. Join them as they hop across some crocodiles and over-inflate some dastardly villains. The episode wraps up with a Stable of Lawyers out to get movies whose soundtracks are better than the film itself! Don't forget our Patreon page to support the show. GUILTYFILM ON PATREON

Kevin makes a broad confession this week on the show when he admits his love of a film where Sam Neill wears no hat. Join the panel as they cruise past Uranus to the remains of the starship Event Horizon. It’s a podcast, and where we’re headed, you won’t need eyes! Afterword, the panel dredges the depths of film-obscurity to deliver another great round of Tentatively Titled. Don't forget our Patreon page to support the show. GUILTYFILM ON PATREON

Strange things are happening at Guiltyfilm this week…signaling the eminent return of horror month! We’ve set up our mics to catch the anomalies, and you won’t need a Ouija board to figure out what’s on the panel’s mind. Paranormal Activity is this week’s victim as the panel wonders “what was Micah thinking? Where is the demonologist?” and “Who is the real protagonist in this sparsely cast classic?” Don't forget our Patreon page to support the show. GUILTYFILM ON PATREON

Will Bridget Jones bumble her way into our hearts or are we on the edge of having our brains melted? The panel breaks down Renee Zellweger's return to Britain and her 30lb weight gain and asks: does this movie need to exist? The answer may surprise you...or will it? After delving through fountain fights, fertility statues, and feminine issues, the Stable hits hard on worst prosthetics. Finally, a Tentative Titles game wraps it all up. Don't forget our Patreon page to support the show. GUILTYFILM ON PATREON

The panel was spellbound this week by a 1980’s not-so-classic. Join the group as they rant and chant about one of Stephanie’s guilty pleasures – Teen Witch. This week, the discussion covers topics like the origins of suburban rap, inappropriate places to eat cake, and the late-twentieth-century all-purpose vest epidemic. Find out which movies feature the worst use of magic and enjoy a fresh sprinkling of the Perfect Brainstorm. Don't forget our Patreon page to support the show. GUILTYFILM ON PATREON

The Martians have arrived to disintegrate the entire panel! Luckily, returning guest Elyse Lohrbach is there to guide them through her guilty pleasure - Tim Burton's weird-ass invasion movie: Mars Attacks. During the episode the panel talks about why the movie's title sucks, Pierce Brosnan's weird accent, and the secret rooms of the White House. To cap it all off, the Stable of Lawyers condemns the worst space aliens! Don't forget our Patreon page to support the show. GUILTYFILM ON PATREON

Was the first video game-to-movie translation also the worst? At least one of our panel members does not think so. This week's episode is on the much reviled Super Mario Bros. movie! Travel back to '93 where the group talks about casting Italian actors in a film, Yoshi progressing the plot, and the glorious band Was Not Was. The Stable has choice words for the dumbest movie weapons ever, and the panel plays a new game called Tentatively Titled. Don't forget our Patreon page to support the show. GUILTYFILM ON PATREON

Our parents are on vacation for two months so we're fending for ourselves on the podcast this week. Join the panel as we discuss Christina Applegate's attempt to act all grown up. During the episode topics that are discussed include 90's multimedia setups, the best ways to dispose of a nice old lady, and the vegetable that every woman over 25 should own. The Stable of Lawyers has something to say about disturbing movie sex, and we kick off a new segment with a movie game called The Perfect Brain Storm! Don't forget our Patreon page to support the show. GUILTYFILM ON PATREON

If total randomness if your thing, then this John Cusack 80's goofball comedy is for you! Andrew, Jen, and Mark break down the film that Cusack himself hates from the bottom of his very soul - but does the panel share his pain? During the episode they discuss the most evil name ever, Fraaanch everything, and cheeseburgers come alive! The Stable persecutes unnecessary character deaths, and the anti-guilty pleasure is yet another Peter Jackson epic. Don't forget our Patreon page to support the show and in turn receive rewards. GUILTYFILM ON PATREON

Down the rabbit hole we go with the philosophy-infused Matrix sequel. Christian Madera from the Once and Future Nerd podcast joins us to discuss why Neo gets an unnecessarily bad rap the second time into the machine world. During the podcast the panel discusses Morpheus losing his cool, Jeff the bouncer, and how everyone's a sociopath. Wrapping it up, The Stable goes after the most unbelievable movie couples. Don't forget our Patreon page to support the show and in turn receive rewards. GUILTYFILM ON PATREON

Do you hear the chanting? The Kumite is about to begin, and Guiltyfilm is there for the action! Join the panel as they dissect all 149 montages in Jean-Claude Van Damme's 80's classic - Bloodsport! During the episode they take many questions to the mat, including the questionable life of Frank Dux, what to do when you find a gold tooth, and staring at a well-toned ass. The stable of lawyers is not pleased with the worst english speaking by an actor, and finally our anti-guilty pleasure dines in hell. Don't forget our Patreon page to support the show and in turn receive rewards. GUILTYFILM ON PATREON

We found the movie that's hardest to run a Google search on and watched it just for you! Jet Li's 2001 sci-fi martial arts action flick, "The One" is Mark's guilty pleasure, but will the others like it as much? During the episode, the panel of three discusses Jason Statham's accent problems, Carla Gugino's priorities when she gets home, and how to make the multiverse interesting. Wrapping it up, the stable of lawyers tears into terrible twins, and the anti-guilty pleasure is an ogre of a kids movie. Don't forget our Patreon page to support the show and in turn receive rewards. GUILTYFILM ON PATREON

Join the first all-female Guiltyfilm panel as they return to their childhood and discuss the book series turned movie, The Baby-sitter's club! Was the movie as good as the books or was the whole thing a total pile of crap? During the episode they discuss such topics as what to do on a date with your dad, the logistics of camp permits, and when 13 year olds wield all the power of an adult. Later, the Stable bears down on bad parents, and the anti-guilty pleasure wasn't even supposed to be here today. Don't forget our Patreon page to support the show and in turn receive rewards. GUILTYFILM ON PATREON

What happens when a guilty pleasure turns into your worst nightmare?! Such is the case with Sandra Bullock's turn as Mary in "All About Steve." Multitalented Carrington Rowe joins the panel to discuss why she likes the film (psst, the answer is Bradley Cooper), and the rest of the panel laments having seen it. During the episode, topics arise such as why Ken Jeong is not a good Angus, the worst line in 20 years of cinema, and when to tell someone to shut the hell up. Ye olde Stable bears down on costuming catastrophes, and the anti-guilty pleasure attacks a film series with a girl on fire. Don't forget our Patreon page to support the show and in turn receive rewards. GUILTYFILM ON PATREON

When everyone's favorite heroes in a half-shell came to the big screen, Guiltyfilm was there! Unfortunately, 25 years later, nostalgia might have played a bit of a role in the magic of the turtles flick. Andrew, Jen, and Kevin sit down to discuss the totally gnarly 90's movie and hit on topics such as why Casey Jones really REALLY needs some shampoo, how loud grunting helps your movie succeed, and how to feel when mutant turtles want to bang a human female. Following that jazz, the Stable of Lawyers returns with a vengeance for bad future predictions, and an anti-guilty pleasure that has taken to the skies...wasted! Don't forget our Patreon page to support the show and in turn receive rewards. GUILTYFILM ON PATREON

Break out the booze cause we're celebrating our 50th episode! We've experienced our first full year of Guiltyfilm, so join us as we broach life-altering topics such as why Coughlin's Laws are so crucial, why poetry in nightclubs is dumb, and what to do when the doorman and butler gang up on you. Other segments in this special episode include what our favorite reviewed movies are, our favorite episodes, and a Stable of Lobbyists who decide which movies deserve sequels the most. Also, we officially announce our Patreon campaign for those that would like to support the show and in turn receive rewards. Find it here: GUILTYFILM ON PATREON

Guiltyfilm has yet to tackle a Stallone flick, and what better film to start with than the arm wrestling extravaganza Over the Top! Greg Jackson returns to the panel to dish out his undying love for the movie as does Andrew - whose young life in New Jersey was partially forged by Lincoln Hawk and his truck. The panel discusses vests in the 80s, angry Robert Loggia, and chasing someone down in a limo. The Stable of Lawyers condemns gratuitous advertising in movies, and we wrap up with a candy-filled anti-guilty pleasure.