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It's been a wonderful, disgusting ride. I propose a pussywine toast. Raise your glass high, and your thighs wide. Godspeed, you pussybowls. The final Happy WikiHow Game articles: https://www.wikihow.com/Not-Get-Caught-Looking-at-Porn https://www.wikihow.com/Get-Anime-Eyes https://www.wikihow.com/Overcome-Trypophobia https://www.wikihow.com/Care-for-Slugs https://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Running-Late https://www.wikihow.com/Get-Over-an-Anime-Addiction We appreciate all of the support, laughs, and gags. I'm gagging as I type this. Also, we killed Alan after this episode as he tried using some chaos magic incantation to inseminate Michaela's stuffed sloth.

this week we fucking leak all over the goddamn recording studio, new episode some sundays probably   https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Huge-Butt -------------------------------------------------------------------------- HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

Cryptocurrencies, Cool Cat, school shootings, mobile games, and more, oh my! Don't miss out today's disgustingly, sloppy episode of Happy Trail Mix! New episode almost every Sunday! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

Have you ever farted so hard your plane took an emergency landing? Did you run for Governor at the age of 16? Me neither. All this and more in today's scrumptious Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! Fart Attack: http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/fart-attack-plane-makes-emergency-landing-after-passenger-refuses-stop-breaking-wind-flight-1662146 Kansas' Teen Governor Nominees: https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/02/09/584678163/kansas-scrambles-to-change-rules-after-6-teens-enter-governors-race Today's Wikihow: https://www.wikihow.com/Do-Advanced-Computer-Yoga -------------------------------------------------------------------------- HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

This week we discuss gay phone apps, penile ejaculation delay cream, the Winter Olympics, and robots in Japan that help the elderly. What went wrong here. All this and more in today's soggy Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! Articles we used: Benjamin Franklin Popups: https://www.technologyreview.com/s/610152/social-networks-are-broken-this-man-wants-to-fix-them/ Japan's robot helpers: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/feb/06/japan-robots-will-care-for-80-of-elderly-by-2020 Fatty masses: http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/fatberg-london-museum-1.4525964 Weed Lube: https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/53nx9k/what-happens-when-you-drink-an-entire-bottle-of-weed-lube -------------------------------------------------------------------------- HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

Brothels in Houston, livers in Disney, and sarcasm on the internet are discussed while we ignore Lockhrin all in today's nauseating sack of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! For today's wikiHow: https://www.wikihow.com/wikiHow:About-wikiHow HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

Hi. It's me. Obscur. I listened through the audio playback of the other three hosts and I'm not sure what any of this. They call me brown a sizable amount of times. Enjoy. New frothing bag of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

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The possibly European, possibly anti-alcohol, possibly homeless rock band Gun Dog stops by the show. Get ready to have your ears infused with the loving sounds of child rum. We also briefly mention Canadian censorship and Action Park. New disgusting bag of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! Happy Wikihow articles: https://www.wikihow.com/Care-for-Your-Gun-Dog https://www.wikihow.com/wikiHowTo?search=preteen+sleepover https://www.wikihow.com/wikiHowTo?search=kevin+spacey HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/  

The gang pulls a prank. A Kim prank. A GOOD Kim prank. Get pranked. New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

Boo! The gang celebrates the spooky season by discussing ART! We get into the morality of graffiti, the value of memes as an art form, and gross-out performance art pieces! Also included: Fart jokes and a smol rap. New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

Grape-kun, the penguin with a waifu passes away and we mourn. Lockhrin auditions for hentai and iCarly Charades introduce us to "crazed toddler hole". New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! No topic list this week, we freeballed. Tweets about Grape-kun: https://twitter.com/tobuzoo7/status/922071023117221890 HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

A festival celebrating Shrek? Taylor Swift doing something damp and unreasonable?? All of this and more in today's sloshing bag of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! Topic 1: That Festival Smells Like Onions https://www.avclub.com/heres-everything-you-missed-at-shrekfest-where-irony-g-1818846605?rev=1506531824744&utm_content=Newswire&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing Topic 2: Taylor's Ticket Toils http://www.popbuzz.com/music/artists/taylor-swift/news/taylor-swift-verified-fan-ticket-scam/#R3LWtyHwMmjwWoX4.97 THE HAPPY WIKIHOW GAME! ft. Michaela, Your Host Who Smells Gross http://www.wikihow.com/Communicate-With-Deaf-People http://www.wikihow.com/Elevate-Your-Feet Topic 4: I literally forgot i'd just listen to the audio, fuck lockhrin HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

Sonic the Edgehog joins forces with Hooters? A rogue artist at Netflix draws a penis on a little kids show? Ducks are competitive with their dick size? All this and more on today's genital-fueled episode of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! Topic 1: Sonic the Boobhog https://kotaku.com/sonic-the-hedgehog-is-teaming-up-with-hooters-yes-hoo-1818685633 Topic 2: My Little Penis: Netflix is Magic https://www.avclub.com/legal-action-is-underway-against-artist-who-drew-a-peni-1818665632?utm_content=Newswire&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing Happy WikiHow Game ft. Your Host Who Styles Totes, Lockhrin http://www.wikihow.com/Play-With-Dogs http://www.wikihow.com/Dance-Without-Embarrassing-Yourself http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Cats Topic 3: Duck Duck Dick http://www.ibtimes.com/penis-enhancement-among-ducks-caused-competition-other-males-2591807 HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

Sonic the Edgehog joins forces with Hooters? A rogue artist at Netflix draws a penis on a little kids show? Ducks are competitive with their dick size? All this and more on today's genital-fueled episode of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! Topic 1: Sonic the Boobhog https://kotaku.com/sonic-the-hedgehog-is-teaming-up-with-hooters-yes-hoo-1818685633 Topic 2: My Little Penis: Netflix is Magic https://www.avclub.com/legal-action-is-underway-against-artist-who-drew-a-peni-1818665632?utm_content=Newswire&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing Happy WikiHow Game ft. Your Host Who Styles Totes, Lockhrin http://www.wikihow.com/Play-With-Dogs http://www.wikihow.com/Dance-Without-Embarrassing-Yourself http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Cats Topic 3: Duck Duck Dick http://www.ibtimes.com/penis-enhancement-among-ducks-caused-competition-other-males-2591807 HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

Free abortions for those hit by hurricanes? A little’s boy who’s dream of mowing the White House lawn comes true? All this and more in today’s delicious, slightly offensive bag of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! Topic 1: Those free hurricane abortions and only abortions http://www.foxnews.com/health/2017/09/15/free-abortions-offered-to-women-affected-by-hurricane-harvey.html Topic 2: the slender man stabbing: 3 years later http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41292913 THE HAPPY WIKIHOW GAME! http://www.wikihow.com/Describe-a-Smell http://www.wikihow.com/Pronounce-Meme Topic 3: the hero child who mowed trump’s lawn http://abcnews.go.com/US/trump-surprises-high-fives-11-year-mowed-rose/story?id=49869503 HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

Michaela gets a golf cart stuck, I douse Alan in hand sanitizer, and the hit 2001 movie Y Tu Mamá Tambien is discussed and then destroyed. Also, we look at frog hentai. All this and more in this week's delicious Happy Trail Mix blend! New cronchy episode every week! Mega Man Cover art: http://2.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/37/98/d3dccf401c36c0f9632c23c719eb80f6.jpg HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/

Hey you! Yeah you with the highlighter up your ass! You ready for hot and heavy discussion on all your favorite topics? This week on the Happy Trail Mix comedy podcast we talk about being pregnant at work, making yourself poop, blinding yourself and more! Brand new NSFW episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! This weeks wikiHow articles: http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Yourself-Poop http://www.wikihow.com/Cope-With-Being-Pregnant-at-Work HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/

HEY NERD. Do you love science? Billy Nye The Sciency Guy? NASA? 12-year-olds? Well even if you HATE all of those things, you'll love today's special bag of science trail mix where we talk about all of this and more! New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! Topic 1 Self-driving car? Or man dressed as car seat? http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Driver-Dressed-Like-a-Seat-Spotted-Inside-Driverless-Van-439041863.html Topic 2 The Nasa 9 Year Old https://www.cnet.com/news/nasa-to-9-year-old-applicant-for-alien-protection-job-maybe/ Topic 3 The Happy Wikihow Game REDUX ft. Your Host Who Hits the High Notes, Obscur Topic 4 Michaela and Obscur Blood Pact Update Topic 5 Total solar eclipse on the 21st https://www.greatamericaneclipse.com/ http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/mum-asks-for-facebook-group-to-reschedule-solar-eclipse-because-its-the-same-time-as-school/news-story/0c41a32c611619b6632f4bdb364b8b39 Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/    

Don't you hate it when you get married, and your wife immediatley pulls a gun on you? Have you ever gotten your chronic from a man named Weed? And Jake Paul is the Vine star that is more disgusting than we ever could be. New zany episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday! HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix HTM Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HappyTrailMix/ Topic 1 The Newlywed Gun Game: Wife pulls out a pistol from her dress and aims at hubby http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/bride-jailed-pulling-gun-dress-firing-husband-article-1.3377557 Topic 2 Man named Weed Trafficks Weed http://newsok.com/man-named-weed-accused-of-trafficking-weed/article/5558943 Shoutout Meddling Kids Pod Steven and Julie https://twitter.com/MeddlingKidsPod Topic 3 What the Hell is a Jake Paul Michaela & Obscur blood update ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Extra: Robert Pattinson Won't Diddle a Dog http://www.tmz.com/2017/08/05/robert-pattinson-masturbating-dog-joking/