HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH

What do K Records, Slayyychella, the Snapple lady, Cecile B DeMille’s grandson, teenybopper industrial, ice pellets and Poolhouse’s famous ice water recipe have in common? They are all points of discussion in another rollercoaster edition of I WAS THERE™ radio. Join Oso, Poolhouse, and some of our all-time favorite regular callers for this blistering edition of I WAS THERE™. You can expect sharp detours and side-splitting riffs on American decline, mythologies of lost cool, and a real-time autopsy of why everything in the culture feels particularly rotten. PLUS: Poolhouse salutes a fallen queen. This is I WAS THERE. Oso https://x.com/OsoBlanc0 Poolhuse SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE I WAS THERE BACKKCATOLOGUE: https://backklash.substack.com/s/i-was-there This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

When Poolhouse took to the airwaves one month ago with his first EMERGENCY WARTIME BROADCAST…the response was: “Well, aren’t you being a bit HISTRIONIC?” And: “It’s gonna be over this weekend, bro.” Or: “It’s just a regime change war, dude.” And also: “It’ll probably be over in ten days, my guy.” And eventually: “You’re still paying attention to that thing? Nah man, it’s a NOTHINGBURGER.” with increasing agitation and anxiety in their voice “It’ll be over this month!” nervously eyes the Strait of Hormuz entering a second month of bottleneck “Come on, Poolhouse…you know as well as we do…nothing…ever…happens…” Over that time, Poolhouse has remained doggedly consistent in his wartime broadcasts (OK, maybe the “emergency” part was a little dramatic): The purpose of this war is chaos, destabilization, destruction, and delivering a final blow to American hegemony. The battle for the Strait of Hormuz is the true war. The war is downstream of a realignment occurring within the core of the planetary commercial system, aka the dreaded OCTOLECTIC. As Poolhouse has pulled on threads and stress-tested the propaganda floating about in the fog of war, he has begun to sketch for you a portrait of a crisis engineered by a hidden hand, almost certainly operating out of the back offices of City of London insurance brokers. Is the true nature of the Iranian incursion a final power play to delay the inevitable collapse of the petrodollar? A menacing act of sabotage by duplicitous Zionist actors? The fulfillment of eschatology? The inaugural spectacle of the New (Multipolar) World Order? Only your homie, your boy, your bro, Dr. Rev. DJ Poolhouse, has the brilliance and the balls to tell it to you straight. Your favorite takesellers are compromised by their own vested interests in possible strategic outcomes, leaving a wide-open market opportunity for takecels with insight to lay out the twisted machinations at play in this grim wartime scenario. Tonight’s WARTIME BROADCAST is a brilliant synthesis of Poolhousean wartime analysis so far, as the crisis sputters on, Trump crashes out, and the Art of the Deal gets blown to smithereens by the Age of the Unreal. But Poolhouse is never one to despair nor to blackpill…for this is BACKKLASH…a pop art pirate radio frequency meant to be heard by the ears of the EXCEPTIONAL. That could be YOU…if you’re willing to TUNE IN to the signal… Episode Mixtape Vivien Vee – Eve of Destruction The Clash – Rock the Casbah (12” Mix) Fischerspooner – We Need a War The Staples Singers – Life During Wartime (Poolhouse edit) AC/DC – Thunderstruck (Jason Risk Bootleg Edit) Outkast - Bombs Over Baghdad (Cutmaster Swiff Remix) Grace Jones – The Hunter Gets Captured By the Game Poolhouse: SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

Meet DJ POOLHOUSE – Octolectician, Time Walker, and a total F.A.G. (Friend of All Galaxies) And he’s a secret weapon at your disposal, here to walk you through Age of Unreality, or what Dr. Rev. DJ Poolhouse might call – ATOMIC DEREALIZATION! This is Poolhouse operating from the center of the center of the center of his sweet spot: THE UFO QUESTION! ETs, UFOs, UAPs, MKs, AIs, NWOs, Astrotheology and the Age of Transhumanism, Biofeedback, Mind War, Ontological Collapse and Derealization – The UFOQ is the Q of ALL Q’S Q MOTHER ALERT!!! Welcome to THE UFOQ: Poolhouse on the UFO Question. THE UFOQ #1 Welcome to a brand new era of state of the art POP ART PIRATE RADIO, as Poolhouse fires up the newly amplified takecel transmitter antennae: welcome, backklashistas, new and old alike! Tonight: Poolhouse on the age of Derealization, narrative collapse, and the strange and sinister mystery which lurks behind all of human civilization: THE UFO QUESTION. Listen as he explains recent failures in his attempts to deliver his first UFOQ broadcast (we are so proud of him for not mentioning the words “gangstalkers” or “targeted” once, aren’t we folks?!?!), provides a sweeping view of the octolectics of civilization before he dials in on his theories that could link a water on the alien superstructure known as 3I/Atlas, a dead deep state astrophysicist, the disappearance of noth Gen. MacAsland Nancy Guthrie & the Senior Citizen Stargate Tanks rejeveunation therapy. This is Poolhouse on the UFO Question. #1! Episode Mixtape Olive – You’re Not Alone (Black Olive Extended Edit) The Stranglers – Waltzinblack Cerrone – Supernature Visage – The Anvil (Dance Mix) The Immortals - Eternal Warlord (Disco Mix) EIGHT SPACE SCIENTISTS BEHIND AMERICA’S SPACE PROGRAM VANISHED OR DIED: INSIDE THE MYSTERY (TIMES OF INDIA) RENOWNED SCIENTISTS WHO STUDIED DISTANT PLANETS FATALLY SHOT AT HIS HOME NEAR LA (THE GUARDIAN) Iz we getting Alternative 3? 🤔 For more on 31/ATLAS, the European Space Agency just went to press with this article: That’s a whole lotta pool! Poolhouse: SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

Meet DJ POOLHOUSE – Octolectician, Time Walker, and a total F.A.G. (Friend of All Galaxies) And he’s a secret weapon at your disposal, here to walk you through Age of Unreality, or what Dr. Rev. DJ Poolhouse might call – ATOMIC DEREALIZATION! This is Poolhouse operating from the center of the center of the center of his sweet spot: THE UFO QUESTION! ETs, UFOs, UAPs, MKs, AIs, NWOs, Astrotheology and the Age of Transhumanism, Biofeedback, Mind War, Ontological Collapse and Derealization – The UFOQ is the Q of ALL Q’S Q MOTHER ALERT!!! Welcome to THE UFOQ: Poolhouse on the UFO Question. THE UFOQ #2 Poolhouse uses the power of his radiotronic transmissions to stimulate, activate, agitate, and inspire, and tonight’s installment, “side B” of the inaugural UFOQ lecture, is no exception. Poolhouse delves deeper into the UFO mystery, riding upon renegade electro soundwave designed to hit your minds eye like a kamikaze UAP. Tonight: To understand the nature of what a ‘higher intelligence’ behind the UFOQ could mean, we must understand the nature of Intelligence itself. Poolhouse outlines a metaphysical framing as a starting point for approaching the UFOQ. The Octolectics of UFOs: A Totally Poolhousean Cosmology. Episode Mixtape The Pixies - The Happening (DJ POOLHOUSE ‘It’s habbening’ edit) Gorillaz – DARE (Soulwax Remix) Cabaret Voltaire - James Brown (12” Mix) The Immortals - Eternal Warlord (Disco Mix) My Mine – Hypnotic Tango (12” Mix) Jamiroquai – Main Vein (Knee Deep Classic Mix) Poolhouse: SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

IRANDEMIC - a (non-emergency, but still important) wartime broadcast. Let’s see just how much rabble Poolhouse can raise, as we repeat his mantra once again: IRAN DIDN’T CLOSE THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ. THE CITY OF LONDON DID. He said it last night on the air. And it doesn’t matter how many were listening. It matters WHO was listening. The smallest vibrations, when correctly applied, can raise boulders or level buildings. Welcome to HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH - a takecel transmission of radiotronic power! Tonight: Poolhouse doubles down with his earth-shattering Iran war take: the Hormuz crisis is a manufactured one, cooked up by the insurance brokers in the City of London, the chaos agent in chief in the White House, and the craven and complicit worldwide media – unipolar, multipolar, and “independent” alike! Poolhouse pulls on the thread: what really caused the “closure” of the strait – the Iranian “naval supremacy” over Hormuz, or shadowy machinations deep within the world business? Using a familiar framework – the dissident’s understanding of the 2020 Scamdemic crisis – Poolhouse penetrates the media veneer placed upon narratives of the USAI war on Iran, and finds parallels in how each crisis has been deployed onto the public at large. Is the Strait of Hormuz crisis an intentional “shock,” or induction of economic chaos? Is Donald Trump, like Dr. Fauci in the previous crisis, an anti-hero left holding the bag – while the American people are once again left holding a very costly bill? Through the power of vibration alone, allow the marvelous and mysterious POOLHOUSE to reach out and touch YOU through this crystallizing internet radio broadcast - for only Poolhouse can change your perception of reality through pure vibes and his alchemical unintelligibility. Deeper into the Octolectics of “World War 3” – on the next EMERGENCY WARTIME BROADCAST. Poolhouse - New Rules for the War in Iran: #1 - The Chaos IS the Point #2 - The War is Part of an Elite Choreography Towards Geo-Economic Realignment (for the US, this means: Greenland, Cuba, Venezuela, Hormuz) #3 - The Straight of Hormuz is a Manufactured Crisis by the City of London, Israel and the DC Deep State. Tune in to Part 1 of this 2-part series unraveling the mystery of Hormuz: https://backklash.substack.com/p/non-emergency-wartime-broadcast THE TRUTH ABOUT HORMUZ: CITY OF LONDON “CONTROLS” THE STRAIGHT https://www.insurancejournal.com/news/international/2026/03/06/860825.htm US Submarine Attacks Iranian Warship - First Attack of Its Kind Since WW2 Trump threatens to ‘take’ Cuba as island grapples with nationwide blackout (Sunday, 11 Nissan) Trump, earlier in March: “Cuba’s Next” Poolhouse: SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

Poolhouse returns with another wartime broadcast—not an emergency alert, but a micro-burst from within the storm itself. The war is no longer breaking—it is ever-unfolding, ambient, dulled… hardwired into the system. And from this position, seated at the edge of Western civilization as the sun sets in the West, Poolhouse turns—not just to the present—but to the recent past. The fog of war lifts, ever so slightly—just long enough to decode the signals, the patterns, the programming that shaped our present crisis. In another electrifying, incisive, TAKECEL TRANSMISSION, Poolhouse moves like the specter of a dying breed across vacant airwaves: a voice out of time, out of place—yet exactly where he needs to be, asking the questions most wartime analysts are paid to overlook: What if the shock is not incidental—but intentional?What if the chaos is not collapse—but a controlled demolition?What if the narratives we’ve been handed—about both states and straits—are only surface artifacts?What if the true authorship of our unfolding history lies… elsewhere? In this episode, Poolhouse synthesizes 30 days of wartime coverage into a singular, composed signal: a broadcast that is sublime, unsettling, and quietly on the money. Not loud. Not frantic. But deliberate. Plus: Poolhouse gets to the bottom (hehehe) of the possible true cause of WW3: to fulfill the autogynephilic keptomaniacal desires of the sitting senator for South Carolina. Poolhouse’s New Rules for the War in Iran: #1 - The Chaos (e.g. the Shocks) IS the Point #2 - The War is related to US Strategic Geo-Economic Realignment (Greenland, Cuba, Venezuela, Hormuz) #3 - The Straight of Hormuz is a Manufactured Crisis THE TRUTH ABOUT HORMUZ: CITY OF LONDON “CONTROLS” THE STRAIGHT https://www.insurancejournal.com/news/international/2026/03/06/860825.htm US Submarine Attacks Iranian Warship - First Attack of Its Kind Since WW2 Trump threatens to ‘take’ Cuba as island grapples with nationwide blackout (Sunday, 11 Nissan) Trump, earlier in March: “Cuba’s Next” Sara Netanyahu – kleptomaniac ? Sara Netanyahu is Lindsey Graham (in one of those Illuminati Mrs Doubtfire situations)? Poolhouse: SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE EPISODE MIXTAPE Scissor Sisters - Tits on the Radio Level 42 - World Machine (12” Remix) Simian Mobile Disco - Audacity of Huge Cristina - What’s a Girl to Do? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

Poolhouse is BACKK. But did he ever or go away….did YOU??? Has ANY TIME AT ALL passed since our last broadcast dance, dear backklashista? Nevermind all that – this is a TAKECEL TRANSMISSION! Erm..no…a WARTIME BROADCAST (can we even call them “Emergency” after 30 or so days?) No….Poolhouse, the great wizard of Time that he is, always navigates at COSMIC NORTH – perpetually adrift at the point in between…. Like an ultra sour candy from the mall candy shoppe, it’s HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH: coming on with pucker-inducing absurdity, only to mellow out to blissfully sweet sermons to soothe your Sunday morning sorrows… Because when you are an OCTOLECTICIAN, there’s always another angle There’s always some new dimensions There’s always a space in between all the seams For you to unravel the truth of the tensions……… Poolhouse: SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE Poolhouse-coded pop art sour candy: Episode Mixtape Robyn – Between the Lines (Louis Vega Remix) Inner City – Good Life Alan Vega - Saturn Drive Paul Lewis - Girl You Need a Change of Mind (Eddie Hendricks cover) Robyn – Baby Forgive Me (Floorplan Remix) This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

DAYGLO PATRIOTISM. Poolhouse loves to REPEAT IT. But… what does it mean? Tonight: a case study in NEON AMERICANA…FLUORESCENT INDEPENDENCE…DAYGLO PATRIOTISM. Rapper, comedian, and internet personality Afroman recently faced one doozy of an attack on his FREEDOM. He did not run.He did not hide.And he most certainly did not back down. Instead, he reached for the one thing every patriot has in their back pocket to wield against the encroaching forces of the Clampdown: His own creativity. This is not simply the story of an egregious abuse of the law. The way Poolhouse tells it, Afroman’s battle against the long arm of the law becomes something larger—a story about how the freedoms of every American may be under pressure from a phantom menace: a weaponized form of lawfare that exploits the self-cannibalizing tendencies of modern media ecosystems, with the ultimate aim of eroding free speech. This is the story of Afroman, lawfare, free speech, that son of b*tch Randy Walters (and his ex-wife), and—most importantly… Lemon Pound Cake. EPISODE MIXTAPE FEATURING AFROMAN: Lemon Pound Cake Afroman - Will You Help Me Repair My Door and who could forget Randy Walters is a ... Poolhouse: SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

HEYYYY BITCH. Poolie is BACKK. He turned off WARTIME mode. Well…kinda. This is just a good old-fashioned TAKECEL TRANSMISSION. You know…the kind you HATE. In which Poolhouse explains the war to people who do not care about the war. Using supermodels and talk shows and influencers as proxy. By the end you will be nodding and saying, “Poolie is right! Donald Trump is the greatest gift BRICS could have asked for! I cannot rely on him to save America. I MUST DO IT MYSELF.” Day-glo Patriots In Control – that could be US, if you stop playing! Poolhouse: SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE EPISODE MIXTAPE Note: NO! I ain’t tellin u bitches shit until u start admit u bitin’ All u get is exactly what u need: the lyrics to We Gotta Have Peace by Curtis Mayfield This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

A transmission caught between timelines: Poolhouse delivers an Emergency Wartime Broadcast, which is also no such thing at all. Perhaps better to call it a mixtape meditation on the nuclear high-wire kabuki theater that is the high-stakes war with Iran, which could be a potential geopolitical quantum event or the greatest nothingburger of all time…or is it? As Poolhouse observes, many dominoes in the geopolitical order begin to fall. Much like the 2020 Scamdemíque, this war (which is not a war) is itself a signal—a quiet economic wrecking ball flickering between presence and oblivion along its path of destruction. Yet another vital takecel transmission from America’s most absurdly incisive wartime analyst…this is SCHRÖDINGER’S EVE (of Destruction?). Episode Mixtape The Staples Singers - Life During Wartime TRACK ID - Snorkel Your Body Fischerspooner - We Need a War Scissor Sisters - Invisible Light Time Zone - World Destruction Vivien Vee - Eve of Destruction TRACK ID - Enhance the Trance This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

SPLASH INTO CHAOS with Poolhouse and Oso—your heroic vibe correction officers—as they crash back onto the airwaves with another full-blown pop cultural meltdown that hits like a canister of knockoff vape-store “Baja Blast.” From Poolhousean Happy Meal schemes and Mountain Dew conspiracy timelines to pop star PR info wars and underground music industry lore, it’s a rapid-fire, high-sugar collision of vibes you were never supposed to hear. They’re flipping channels between wartime philosophy, mall-level fame psychosis, and the occult economics of 21st-century stardom. Plug in, tune out, and crank the volume to full BLAST—because this isn’t just a show, it’s a fluorescent, late-night rogue signal so electrifying you’ll swear… you were there. I WAS THERE™ https://backklash.substack.com/s/i-was-there follow OSO BLANCO https://x.com/OsoBlanc0 follow POOLHOUSE https://linktr.ee/djpoolhouse This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

EMERGENCY WARTIME BROADCAST III Poolhouse returns with his most jaw-dropping and incisive wartime analysis yet. While the Take Sellers sugarcoat collapse and Western media runs cover for a historic loss of American clout, a darker signal is breaking through: The old order is dead. The old methods of war propaganda are failing—no coherent narrative, no convincing justification, no believable moral frame. There is only motion. There is only escalation. There is only the pull toward the abyss. The war machine no longer even pretends to make sense. Beneath the spectacle, the system feeds on the very destruction it produces—extracting value, stabilizing itself, sustaining its own existence. Meanwhile, the illusion of American exceptionalism enters free fall. Deals are cut behind the curtain. Alignments shift. Power redistributes in real time. The incentive structure has flipped. There is no upside to believing anymore. There is no reward for going along. The era of fanciful thinking and plausible deniability are over. The garish inner workings of the system are laid bare. And the war—if you look closely—is running on autopilot: a self-sustaining loop of destruction and preservation, conflict and dependence. Welcome to the absurdity. Welcome… to the BACKKLASH. Poolhouse: SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE Episode Mixtape The Staples Singers – Life During Wartime Spektrum – Kinda New (Tiefschwarz Vocal Mix) BG Prince of Rap – This Beat is Hot Fallout Boy - This Aint A Scene (Kanye Remix) The Clash - Rock the Casbah (1982 Extended Edit) Chemical Brothers – Out of Control Paramore – Hard Times Vivien Vee - Eve of Destruction Grace Jones – The Hunter Gets Captured by the Game This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

In early January 2026, Poolhouse took the breathtaking step of untethering himself from time. In doing so, BACKKLASH became a mostly solo endeavor, as temporal relations are difficult to manage at this time. Enter St. Michael: our titular ART POP CHERUBIC ZOOMER DELUXE. He too severed his link to the timeline (e.g., quitting X dot com), shortly after he and Poolie had agreed to record. Through the whims of fate, Poolhouse and St. Michael managed to sync up in the nether reaches of deep space. As the world crisis intensifies, the backklashistas are in need of a megadose of joyful energy – and a radiotronic blast of pure vibes. Our exuberant host and his guest deliver a conversation brimming with delights: the bliss and burdens of being (pseudo) un-online, underground pop lineage (LIZ-gang Rise!!), stan cancel culture, the fading art of trash TV, Tyra Banks’ next career move, the indie sleaze continuum, and the eternal question: when did lesbians stop liking boobies? Along the way, they navigate darker terrain—war consciousness, generational despair, and the eerie sensation of watching one’s peers disappear in real time. But fear not: this is not a black pill. Or rather—it is, but sugar-coated in club kid glitter. Because even at the edge of the void, BACKKLASH remains what it has always been: a rogue signal, an alchemical samizdat already in progress, broadcasting from somewhere just outside the known timeline directly to you…RIGHT NOW. Poolhouse: SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE episode hit parade Nadiah Oh! (I think we cut Nadio Oh out of the episode but whatever issa bop) LIZ Berghain (or is it “Berghain”?) live The Hellp Britney’s peculiar trenchcoat dance The moment that Poolhouse “knew” : Britney Spears – Mona Lisa (“she’s been cloned”) Heidi Montag – I’ll Do It Fergie - MILF $ Episode Mixtape Kim Petras - I Like Ur Look (bumper) LIZ - Laguna Nights (SONNIKU Remix) Felix da Housecat - Harlot (Thee Extended Mix) The Hellp - Live Forever Fergie - MILF $ (Hysterism Mix) This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

When Poolhouse dropped his Emergency Wartime Broadcast a mere 24 hours into the U.S.–Israeli military incursion against Iran, many felt he was being prematurely hysterical, unpatriotic, and doom-pilled. “Relax, don’t listen to creeps like Poolie,” your favorite deranged takeseller would say with a smile. “This is a weekend war.” Over two weeks later, with no end in sight, 98% of the takeselling market has been exposed as the fraudulent infowar racket Poolhouse has been warning you about for the past three years. And now, as America descends deeper and deeper into an impossible geopolitical dilemma—shedding resources, credibility, and military might in the process—the world needs clear-headed voices like Poolhouse more than ever to distill this complex nightmare down to the simplest terms. Tonight: Poolhouse returns with a fiery takecel transmission, taking aim at the sickening rot exposed at the head of the American state, and the unscrupulous—and quite frankly deranged—media blowhards who enabled this utterly stupendous crisis. Are the walls finally closing in on ol’ Donny Trump—who may well take America down with him—or will our rascally president find a way to pull off another classic, death-defying Trump escape? Poolhouse: SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

24 hours ago, America and Israel dropped their surprise Middle East collab: World War III. In this emergency broadcast, takecel emeritus and octolectical oracle DJ POOLHOUSE breaks down Trump’s sudden escalation with Iran, the awkward theatrics of a neocon nuclear timeshare infomercial, and the deeper engine behind it all — a force Poolhouse calls ESKATOPOLITIK: the eschatopolitical end-times fanaticism driving modern geopolitics. This “surprise” attack isn’t about nukes or negotiations; it’s about a fanatical appetite for destruction and a devotion to chaos as religion. In this fiery transmission, you’ll find no e-right war-bait, no regime-change psyops, and no leftist hand-wringing. This is HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH — where Dayglo Patriotism reigns: neon vibes, anti-war clarity, anti-apocalyptic thinking, and a fiercely pro-American commitment to self-determination. It’s time to tune in to Poolhouse and lock tf in. Sudden clarity is your cultural counterstrike. Ways to Find Poolhouse (maybe): SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE Some recent Poolhouse wartime bangers: memes like this is why I got meself kicked out of the conspiracy left and the dissident right! these Bibi x Charli XCX edits did a real number on some people everybody: “The most bitter news” - The Guardian Up the Hill Backwards (Hans Richter by way of David Bowie) – The Secret Symbol of the Lincoln Memorial: Episode Mixtape: This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

Poolhouse saves the most salacious takecel transmission of the week for last. In a grimy late-night sweep through celebrity true crime, TRUE CRIME TAKECEL BODEGA pulls back the curtain on three cases where the headlines don’t match the horror beneath. First: Rep. Tony Gonzales’ explicit texts with staffer Tony Gonzales explode into public view—only for the story to take a grisly turn when the staffer, Regina Santos Aviles, dies in a shocking manner. Why did a key detail feel buried beneath clickbait scandal? Then: developments in the D4VD case. The Gen-Z alt-pop phenom’s orbit grows darker as court maneuvers in Texas accidentally unseal grand jury filings tied to the death of 14-year-old Celeste Hernandez. What began as rumor becomes documented fact when dismemberment details surface—not through Los Angeles authorities, but through sunshine-law disclosures in another state. Why were records sealed? Why the narrative control? And who benefits from keeping the commercial machine intact? Finally: where are the autopsies in the Reiner murders? As Rob Reiner and his wife Michelle Singer Reiner’s deaths are attributed to their son, conflicting reports swirl—blocked reports, incomplete reports, sealed findings. How does an autopsy become both “blocked” and “not completed”? And what does that tell us about how celebrity crime is packaged for public consumption? Poolhouse threads it all together: media spectacle vs. buried facts, sealed records vs. accidental disclosures, and the eerie pattern of narrative management in high-profile cases. Late night. Low light. No spin. Detective Poolie is on the case…. Ways to Find Poolhouse (maybe): SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE The Interscope Records logo: That famous “FBI warning”: lyrics from D4VD’s most famous song, titled “Romantic Homocide” December 2025, the autopsy is “blocked” Feb 2026, the autopsy is “not yet complete”: Steve Fisher, private investigator, on X.com: Episode Mixtape Bedrock feat. BYO - For What You Dream Of Scissor Sisters - Comfortably Numb (Norman Cook Remix) Strafe - Set It Off (12” Disco Mix) Grace Jones - Unlimited Capacity for Love First Choice - Let No Man Put Asunder (Shep Pettibone 12” Mix) This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

MERCURY RETRO MANIFESTO isn’t just another manic burst of radio static from across the Void. This is Poolhouse forming the Product by harnessing the turbulence of the times. Each transmission represents a transmutation of chaos and a translation of the confusion that imbues the present moment… aka RIGHT NOW… which is all that ever was, is, or will be. With Mercury backing up through his nervous system, the usual Backklash diplomacy evaporates. What’s left is a raw manifesto: the sky as code, commerce as star-charted ritual, and the new media era demanding media-market literacy — not just old-fashioned “media literacy” (which might not be what leftists think it is). Tonight’s transmission is a day-glo mindbeam across a neon dream nightscape from the Starship Backlash. The timeline is awash in cops and slop, high as hell on its own supply of opaque cashflow and doomsday clown-machine energy. When the future becomes just another rug-pull flop asset, Poolie’s answer is new rhythms. When they put you in the crystal, Poolie’s answer is to turn it into a subterranean discotheque. The counter-vibration of the Pool Man continues. THIS IS HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH. Ways to Find Poolhouse (maybe): SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE EPISODE MIXTAPE Level 42 - World Machine (US Dub) Felix da Housecat - Analogue City Fischerspooner - The 15th (Felix da Housecat Vocal Mix) The Other Two - Selfish (US 12” Mix) ULTIMATE EURODANCE CONSPIRACY PROJECT - ENHANCE THE TRANCE (Helsinki Mix) Poolhouse on the “eschatopolitical” / eskatopolitik: This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

In this brief “State of the State” address, Poolhouse delivers his own response to the State of the Union—less a policy rundown than a spiritual audit of America itself. He asks what it truly means to be the state, to be American, and how to protect the American middle class and spirit from outside forces which are quietly demolishing these things in real time. Framing the nation as both a spiritual covenant and an experimental project, Poolhouse challenges listeners to reclaim an American culture rooted in freedom, rebellion, and collective individuality. Rather than pledging allegiance to personalities or parties, he calls for Americans to defend their liberties, demand dignity in leadership, and actively create a culture worthy of preservation. This is no rambling speech from the podium—it’s a targeted takecell transmission from points beyond, beyond, beyond. In this invigorating aural blast, Poolhouse enters the discourse with something unmistakably American. Ways to Find Poolhouse (maybe): SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE EPISODE MIXTAPE Peaches - Lovertits Earl Venus & Eternity – Time Tunnel Time Zone - World Destruction Jamiroquai - Main Vein (Knee Deep Club Mix) Poolhouse felt it was important to include this image of his “sick zoom background” (?) This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

In this transmission, Poolhouse looks at the public reaction to the Epstein affair through two contrasting responses from within the music industry. One artist—Bethany Cosentino of Best Coast—cuts ties with Casey Wasserman’s talent agency after his name appears in the files. Another—Alexis Krauss of Sleigh Bells—chooses to remain and publicly explains why. Poolhouse analyzes how the profound darkness of the Epstein affair is flattened by a media market determined to process its malevolence through a reductive “MeToo” lens. At the heart of his inquiry is the very impulse to rush to judgment: the speed of accusation, the hunger to center one’s own victimhood and perform performative activism through public relations, and the timeless ritual of public blame. Through the lens of Romans 2:1, Poolhouse asks whether the rush to judgment obscures a harder truth—that participation in modern civilization requires an unspeakable violence, one that may implicate us all to varying degrees. What if righteousness requires temperance? What if understanding demands that we confront not only individual wrongdoing, but the larger machine we collectively sustain? This episode explores complicity, conscience, and the difficult discipline of withholding condemnation in an age addicted to it. Ways to Find Poolhouse (maybe): SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE that iconic “Yung Poolhouse” image everyone loves (to hate): Source inspo: Poolhouse’s iconic “Rare Alt Unabomber” avatar Full show notes available at: backklash.substack.com Romans 2:1 Best Coast’s Beth Cosentino’s statement on the Casey Wasserman affair: Please note that the fact that Casey Wasserman dated Ghislaine Maxwell from 2001-2003 has been public knowledge for two decades. Ghislaine Maxwell was convicted for her role in the Epstein affair in 2022. Four years elapsed before any artists cited the Epstein-Mazwell connection as the reason for their departure from Wasserman’s agency. Alexis Krauss (Slay Bells) statement on why she isn’t leaving Wasserman (full statement here). The left responded to Krauss with their trademark cunty attidues: Let us know how all that organizing goes, you miserable fucks! 😛 Episode Mixtape Felix da Housecat featuring Vanfave - NIGHT MACHINE Earl Venus & Eternity – Time Tunnel Level 42 - World Machine (US Dub) ULTIMATE EURODANCE CONSPIRACY PROJECT – ENHANCE THE TRANCE (Teutonic Dub) This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com

Tonight’s transmission marks a turning point. Since un-tethering himself from time, Poolhouse’s signal has taken on an expansive, chromatic, radiotronic quality, as his takecel transmissions reverberate within a mystical current across the planetary sphere. In tonight’s broadcast, he offers a brief meditation on the cycles and mechanics of time, the path to TRANCEndence, and Here Comes the Backlash as an artistic declaration—performed as ritual within TRANCEfigured time. Plus: for the first time ever, Poolhouse conducts a live on-air Kinot card reading—his original tarot system (see the show notes below)—offering insights into the cosmic temperature as we sail into the Pisces season. SUBSTACK.COM/@POOLHOUSE INSTAGRAM.COM/DJPOOLHOUSE LINKTR.EE/DJPOOLHOUSE see backklash.substack.com for more KINOT: TONIGHT’S READING Kinot cards are a creation of DJ POOLHOUSE inspired by the traditional tarot and influenced by his own esoteric practice of kinosis: KINOT CARDS PRESS RELEASE Tonight’s spread: Left/ 1st Lane: THE REVELATOR Right / 2nd Lane: HOUSE OF SPOONS: THE TRANSLATOR Center / 3rd Lane: THE WANDERER EPISODE MIXTAPE THE IMMORTALS - THE ULTIMATE WARLORD (12” MIX) MOLOKO - SING IT BACK (MOUSSE T’S FEEL LOVE MIX) ULTIMATE EURODANCE CONSPIRACY PROJECT - HIGHER ARCANA 1 ULTIMATE EURODANCE CONSPIRACY PROJECT - ALTAR OF THE 8 DJ POOLHOUSE - SWIM CITY THEME (LAGUNA MIX) This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit backklash.substack.com