How Gay Thou Art

The time has come, dear listeners. We are finally digging up the dirt on everyone's favorite evangelical superhero - Bibleman! Join us to learn all about Willie Aames, the Bibleman rogue's gallery and that killer theme song. Biblemaaaaaaan! Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Send in a voice message >>

Another day, another con-artist televangelist! On this episode, we're covering Kenneth Copeland, the multi-millionaire televangelist who owns an entire airport named after himself. He also just happens to be the star of the Wichita Slim movies, which just happen to be part of the Gospel Bill Cinematic Universe. He even knows ol' Jimmy Dobson. IT'S ALL CONNECTED! Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Send in a voice message >>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Sources, Transcripts, and Merch available on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HowGayThouArt.com

Ah, westerns - the classic American film genre. But they've always been missing one thing - Jesus! Join us as we dig into the history of TV western Christian sheriff Gospel Bill. We also talk about Willie George's other ministries including Church on the Move and Fire by Night! Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Send in a voice message >>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Sources, Transcripts, and Merch available on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HowGayThouArt.com

Have you ever picked up an American Girl doll and thought, "this would be so much better if it loved Jesus?" Neither have we. But someone did. On this episode, we're running down the history of Christian dolls and their many accessories (like racism)! Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Send in a voice message >>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Sources, Transcripts, and Merch available on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HowGayThouArt.com

Season 4 is coming your way in May! Catch up with Jey and Clint in this special minisode that lays out the roadmap for season 4 and features some fan mail from last season.

⁠⁠Who's ready to get laid...down in green pastures? #HeRestorethMySoul That's right - on this episode, we're taking on Christian dating apps and websites like Christian Mingle, Salt and CrossPaths. Clint & Jey joined up on a bunch of services to see if they could find their one true Christian courtship. Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Send in a voice message >>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Sources, Transcripts, and Merch available on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HowGayThouArt.com

Have you ever wondered if Jesus yiffed? Do visions of a Christ Cub keep you awake at night? Find answers to all of your questions about Evangelical Christian Furries with us on this week's episode. We explore the Christian Furry Fellowship, Hund the Hound, and so much more. ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Send in a voice message >>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Sources, Transcripts, and Merch available on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HowGayThouArt.com

Hop in truck, kids, we're going to Holy Land USA! That's right, this week, we're taking a cross country road trip to explore everything the world of evangelical theme parks has to offer. From John Wycliffe animatronics to a castle-sized Wendy's restaurant - there's guaranteed to be something for everyone. ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Send in a voice message >>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Sources, Transcripts, and Merch available on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HowGayThouArt.com

Summer is coming to a close and that means it's time to reflect on the time spent at VBS every summer of our childhoods! We're deep-diving on the history, curricula and characters behind the most popular Vacation Bible Schools in America. You'll never guess who we find along the way... (HINT: it's not Tim LaHaye!) ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Send in a voice message >>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Sources, Transcripts, and Merch available on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HowGayThouArt.com

Were you traumatized by Left Behind and A Thief in the Night as a kid? Yeah, us too. Join us as we tear apart the enigma of evangelical rapture cinema. We're talking tropes. We're dissecting dialogue. We're finding new reasons to fear barcodes. ⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠Website⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Send in a voice message >>⁠⁠⁠⁠ Sources, Transcripts, and Merch available on ⁠⁠⁠⁠HowGayThouArt.com

Did Jesus even lift, bro? Nobody knows but we do have the deets on evangelical wrestling, The Power Team, and Buff Jesus. LET’S GET RIPPED!

On this season finale episode we're talking movies, movies, movies. But not just any movies - evangelical masterpieces of cinema. We watched all four God's Not Dead films so you don't have to! Join us as we take a trip to an alternate reality where Christians in America are a persecuted minority, public schools sell condoms to 2nd graders, and disavowing god is a college course requirement. Action! Patreon⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠Website⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠ | ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Send in a voice message >>⁠⁠ Sources, Transcripts, and Merch available on ⁠⁠HowGayThouArt.com

Calling all Barlow Girls! We have a a question for you - what’s worse than ska? Answer: Christian ska. That’s right, on this episode, we’re diving deep into Contemporary Christian Music AKA CCM. Join us as we learn where it came from, where it’s going, and why it sucks. Spoiler - Larry Norman actually slaps. Patreon⁠ | ⁠Website⁠ | ⁠Twitter⁠ | ⁠Instagram⁠ ⁠Send in a voice message >>⁠ Sources, Transcripts, and Merch available on ⁠HowGayThouArt.com

Clint & Jey are cleaning up their act to study TVGuardian, CleanFlicks, ClearPlay, Plugged In, and more! That's right. We're talking Christian and Mormon movie filtering and media censorship. It's going to be one [heck] of a time! Patreon | Website | Twitter | Instagram Send in a voice message >> Sources, Transcripts, and Merch available on HowGayThouArt.com

May we interest you in our lord and savior Jack Chick? That’s right, on this episode, we’re taking a tour of the spooky underbelly of evangelism - Chick Tracts. From “A Demon’s Nightmare” to “Holy Joe,” this is going to be one hell of a ride. We read over 250 of these bad boys so you don't have to. You're welcome. Patreon | Website | Twitter | Instagram Send in a voice message >> Sources, Transcripts, and Merch available on HowGayThouArt.com

You think print media is dead? Think again. Much like our lord and savior JC, Christian teen magazines have been resurrected after a brief vacay in purgatory. Today we're focusing our gaze upon Focus on the Family's youth mags of past and present - Brio, Breakaway, Clubhouse, and of course, Clubhouse Jr. Join us as we relive all the thrills of being an evangelical teen from the fun quizzes to the rampant homophobia!   Patreon | Website | Twitter | Instagram Send in a voice message >> Sources, Transcripts, and Merch available on HowGayThouArt.com

"Youth! On the March!" - if you know where that catchphrase comes from, we're sorry. On today's episode, we are diving deep into the world of Awana and various other midweek Bible clubs like The Pioneers and Christian Service Brigade. I hope you brushed up on your verse memorization! You think you're the better Christian? Prove it. Let me see you pins. Patreon | Website | Twitter | Instagram Send in a voice message >> Sources, Transcripts, and Merch available on HowGayThouArt.com

For our very first minisode, we're responding to a voice submission from a listener & discussing the upcoming documentary Conversion.  We wanted to give you a little taste with this minisode but in the future, most of these will be Patreon-exclusives so hop on there to subscribe for as little as $5. You’ll be supporting the pod and getting lots of premium content as well! Season 2 debuts of January 30th, 2023!  Patreon | Website | Twitter | Instagram | Conversion Movie Send in a voice message >> Sources, Transcripts, and Merch available on HowGayThouArt.com

We tried pawning our purity rings but apparently they aren't worth anything. On this episode, we're tackling purity culture, Christian dating, and all of those horrible Christian relationship advice books. Get ready to learn why we kissed "I Kissed Dating Goodbye" goodbye. We've even got a few pick-up lines for you to try on your next trip to the mall. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/howgaythouart/message

Summer camp, an American right of passage where kids go to find themselves. It’s that first taste of independence, it’s navigating new social situations, it’s experiencing puppy love for the first time - unless you go to an Evangelical Christian summer camp, that is. You aren't here to find yourself; you're here to find god. Join us as we show you everything a summer camp should not be. Forget preparing for adulthood. It's time to prepare for ETERNITY. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/howgaythouart/message