I Hate The Bachelor/ette - White Noise Network

Kaitlyn picks Shawn to be her man for six months. More importantly, Nick quit his job and is ready to voice his real feelings on the reality television facade. Interesting stuff.  True love. 

A brief recap of the contrived drama of the "Men Tell All" episode. In the spirit of "telling all", the boys reveal their deepest relationship desires by filling out applications to be on the show. Things get personal. Nothing happened.

Nick and Shawn need to kiss or get off the pot. Kaitlyn sends home Ben, who just might be the next heartbreaker on The Bachelor. The boys get $1 waffle cones. "Let's make the super ripped guy get naked." "Yeah, seems reasonable."

Jared and Joe are sent home, but nobody cares about Joe. The boys are fed up with the Shawn-Nick feud, but are resigned to the fact that Kaitlyn is smitten with them. Dark days on IHTB.  Hope you're getting that facial hair figured out, bud. 

Everybody's crying these days. Kaitlyn sends home a few guys and deals with the rest of the b*****s who are still around. The boys are overtired and downright goofy over all the crazy antics on this week's The Bachelorette. Shawn be cryin'.

It's the episode we've all been waiting for. Kaitlyn and Nick get to gettin' on after a loooonnngg date in Ireland. Also, "The Potential Death of the Week" hits home for the boys and may affect some fans and listeners as well. The Scarf.

Kaitlyn deals with the fallout from the Nick decision. Ian goes full tool. The boys break it all down, with their new and improved attitudes.  The first dance.

There's a cool Nick in town as Nick V. from Andi's season charms his way onto the show and possibly into Kaitlyn's heart (and bed). The boys discuss. Hey, Nick and Andi(y). I just got that. Cardigan? You bet.

The boys question the integrity of the "process". To make up for the show's missteps, they bring you the darkest Potential Death of the Week, to date. Enjoy.

Kaitlyn is your Bachelorette, folks. The boys break down the most unnecessary two-night premiere in Bach history, and make some picks for the upcoming season."Orlando Gibbons - Out of the Deep" by The Tudor Consort (http://tudor-consort.org.nz)

The hate returns! The Bachelorette is back with two lovely ladies hoping to find their "true love". Listen in as the boys break down the contestants and expose a conspiracy so small, it will forever change the way you watch and live. Music Attributions:"Qui" by Alaclair Ensemble (http://alaclair.com/)"CBJ" by Nicky Cook (http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Chris_and_Nicky_Andrews/Niris/CBJ)

We made it through alive. The Bachelor is finally over and Chris made the obvious selection. Then something happened with the new season of the Bachelorette. Who really knows? For forever.

It's the "Women Tell All" episode, and the boys have a lot to discuss. Andy's crush on Chris Harrison is examined.

Chris takes the women into the Fantasy Suite, then narrows the field to his final two.Meanwhile, the boys struggle to deal with the loss of the realest of the real lady.

The boys are fed up this week. Britt lost her mind. Jade lost her dignity. And Chris is slowly finding his wife. (But really, there's nothing wrong with posing in Playboy. She's a beautiful woman and the whole thing was quite tasteful.) Nay

The boys sing a joyful noise unto the fans as they analyze the latest hysterics on The Bachelor. The mental stability of two contestants is examined.

The ladies are losing their minds and so are the boys on I Hate The Bachelor. Fake panic attacks, fake medical conditions, and fake attempts at recapturing a love that never existed because you were drunk the whole time, Jordan. All these things push Nick over the edge. Nick has limits to his sanity, much like the girls act like they have in this week's episode.

Product placements abound on the latest episode of The Bachelor: Neil Lane jewelry, the Cinderella reboot, MS awareness, and virginity. The boys analyze it all and try to put a little more "hate" in "hate-watching" this week. Brand awareness!

Jimmy Kimmel took over hosting duties this week--for the show, not the podcast, unfortunately--to give us proud hate-watchers what we've always wanted. (Mean-spirited jokes about the concept of finding love on a reality television show.) Here's Jimmy

The boys continue their hate-watching. Who's crazy, who's in love, and who has the best family tragedy story? Bah!