Jumpsuit Utopia

w/ Sophia, Ezri, Tiberius [sic], Tom edited by Conrad Zimmerman http://emancipation.network

Taste the bitter fruits of scarcity as we take on the season 3 finale of Star Trek Discovery, where the Federation weighs the possibility of embracing capitalism to overcome generalized want. We talk barracks communism in space, but with civil rights. edited by Conrad Zimmerman http://pinfultruth.com/ http://emancipation.network/

ERROR: INCOMPLETE NAVIGATION SEQUENCE Glory to you, Terrans! Feast on flesh as we dip into the Mirror Universe for the first time… http://emancipation.network/ http://soundcloud.com/jumpsuitutopia

“Unification III” & “The Sanctuary”

Empress [sic] Georgiou Body Pillow: DIS S3E5&6, “Die Trying” & “Scavengers” by Ezri xB & Sophia

Adira, Get In the Mommy Juice: DIS S3E3&4, “People of Earth” & “Forget Me Not” by Ezri xB & Sophia

Extreme Red Diaper Baby Situation: S3E1&2, “That Hope Is You, Part 1” & “Far From Home” by Ezri xB & Sophia

Extreme Red Diaper Baby Situation: DIS S3E1&2, “That Hope Is You, Part 1” & “Far From Home” by Ezri xB & Sophia

Ensign Lisa Simpson: LD S1E3, “Temporal Edict” by Ezri xB & Sophia

When a strike breaks out on DS9, who's a comrade and who's a kulak? How does US labor law compare to the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition? Is Rom the Manifesto-thumping working-class hero we need, or is he just canonically jerking off? Sophia & Ezri are joined by Kyle and Tom http://emancipation.network

Can Chief O’Brien overcome his space racism? What happened to fascist fashion sense in the 24th century? Are you ready for worst apology in the galaxy? Sophia & Ezri are joined by Jake emancipation.network

Is Red Squad really Starfleet Academy's best and brightest, or are they just some LARPing cultists? Will the future be poorly decorated? Can flapping buttholes handle firearms? Ezri & Sophia are joined by Kyle, Shane, & Tom http://emancipation.network

Is it Mustache Time for a utopian Earth? Can Grandpa Sisko conscript Jake with woke small business apologia? How tight does Odo's psychic butthole have to be to keep his face together? Sophia & Ezri are joined by Kyle & Tom http://emancipation.network

Experience the JU crew's first step into 90's Trek! What happens when you cross Kurt Cobain, Garth Brooks, and a cryogenic chamber? How much will your stock portfolio be worth in 340 years? How many dicks can Worf and Riker swing at once? Sophia & Ezri are joined by Pouya, Shane & Tom http://emancipation.network

Where have we been for the last three months? How long can Sophia and Ezri talk about the last ten seconds of this episode? And what about poor Harry Kim? Sophia & Ezri are joined by Kyle & Tom http://emancipation.network

What's the difference between Coppelius and California? Which Jumpsuit Utopia panelist most closely predicted The Big Clench? Do we have a spare golem for Patrick Stewart? Ezri & Sophia are joined by Kyle http://emancipation.network thanks to anonymous for additional editing

What happens when Romulan secret agents go to ShockChan? Are Agnes & Bruce one of those synth chaser couples? Is Seven of Nine's reading group a cult? Sophia & Ezri are joined by Kyle & Tom http://emancipation.network thanks to Mason Kerr for additional editing

Why did the Federation ban stem cell research? Was Thaddeus a fan of Quark's holovlog? Are heirloom tomatoes better than plastic surgery? Ezri & Sophia are joined by Kyle & Tom http://emancipation.network thanks to anonymous for additional editing

Does old Bruce Maddox kind of look like Jordan Peterson? Does Rios have good consent practices, or is he kind of a creep? Is Tom allowed to laugh at transbian jokes? Sophia & Ezri are joined by Tom http://emancipation.network

Which Voyager character just got fridged? Did Khan destroy every copy of Gender Trouble or something? Did "Profit and Lace" inspire Quark's neoreaction holovlog? Ezri & Sophia are joined by Kyle http://emancipation.network thanks to Mason Kerr for additional editing