Junkfood Cinema

In honor of the late Val Kilmer, Brian and Cargill celebrate the many disguises of his Simon Templar in 1997's The Saint. It's like 12 performances in one!  Bask in the cold fusion confusion!  Support us on Patreon!

Brian & Cargill (aka The Parker Brothers) take another gritty, violent trip to Westlake with Point Blank!  I bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan, aren'tcha? Support us on Patreon! 

Brian and Cargill are joined by professional wrestler Ryan “Hollywood Hunk” Nemeth to take on The Tall Man in a casket match. Wake up to a nightmare, it’s Phantasm time! Support us on Patreon!  Follow Ryan on Instagram! See him in action at TNA: Rebellion on April 27th!!!

Brian and Cargill gang up on the bullies, the commandos, and the...mall ninjas(?) of Lincoln High as they approach 3:15 the Moment of Truth!  Seirously, this cast is its own formidable gang!  Support us on Patreon...if you're not a narc. 

Brian and Cargill gas up for one last Canadian tax shelter movie that raced out of obscurity and ran down their hearts: Firebird 2015 AD!  It's like...Irritated Max. Support us on Patreon!

In honor of the late, great Michelle Trachtenberg, Brian & Cargill get their passports stamped hard as they go on a EuroTrip!  Scotty doesn't know why donuts should be avoided...but you soon will. Support us on Patreon! 

Long live the new episode!  Support us on Patreon! 

Brian and Cargill charter a boat with Captain (Jason) Murphy as they set sail on a fishing trip/revenge quest against Orca! As Jaws rip-offs go, this one is...a whale of a time. I apologize for nothing. Support us on Patreon!

Brian and Cargill charter a boat with Captain (Jason) Murphy as they set sail on a fishing trip/revenge quest against Orca! As Jaws rip-offs go, this one is...a whale of a time. I apologize for nothing. Support us on Patreon!

Alright, rent-a-tuxers, Brian and Cargill embark on a night to remember as they try and survive Prom Night.  So. Many. Red. Herrings. Support us on Patreon, eh?

Stuff a brand new episode of The Double Stuff into your Valentine boxes! Although our hearts are heavy, they are still filled with love for the recently-departed David Lynch. So Brian and Weinberg reunite to celebrate arguably Lynch's most romantic film: Wild at Heart!  We got some dancin' to do, peanuts.  Support us on Patreon! 

Brian & Cargill continue to explore the films (and tax benefits) of the great white north as Go Canuck Yourself pays a visit to The Little Girl who Lives Down the Lane. What are the secrets kept in that house...and how do we keep Martin Sheen out of it? Support us on Patreon! 

Cargill returns from Canada just in time to kick off our new miniseries on...Canadian tax shelter movies! Get ready to Go Canuck Yourself!  First up, the sexiest game of cat and mouse Toronto has ever seen: The Silent Partner.  Support us on Patreon! 

Well it’s Groundhog Day...again.

Who the hell is hogging Nic Cage's Pig? And what's he gonna do about it? Brian and Scott forage for answers. Support us on Patreon! 

Brian and Griffey (/Film, Messed Up Movies) cordially invite you to experience…The Menu. On said menu, you will find tasty delights like biscuits and gravy, utopia masturbation, and kitchen Jokers. There is no accounting for taste. Support us on Patreon! 

It's JAN-uary, so Brian and Weinberg are ready to Michael down those Vincents as they jump in the Landmaster and traverse the wildly uneven landscape of Damnation Alley!  How did those cockroaches gain armor plating? Support us on Patreon! 

Brian and Weinberg join the B.P.R.D in an episode designed and directed by the red right hand of Hellboy. GDT FTW! Support us on Patreon!

The great Drew McWeeny (The Hip Pocket) sheds his chapeau, sits a spell, and gets into the spirits of the annual JFC New Years Eve tradition as this time, The Thin Man Goes Home!  Check out The Hip Pocket podcast!  Support us on Patreon! 

It’s Christmas Eve! It’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer and the miracle happens! In this case, the miracle is the epic conclusion of A Very Salisbury Christmas! Mrs. Junkfood herself stops by to discuss with Brian a true blue holiday classic that hits both of their feels like a toaster to the skull: Scrooged! Yule love it! Support us on Patreon!