KilJoy Rewrites

We're back! It's been a long time, but we're here to announce our second season with a special three hour episode! On 14/01/2021 VaN made the mistake of inviting Daniël to co-host his radio show, The Middle, on Rebel Rock Radio... So, for your entertainment, we present to you the aftermath of that unfortunate lapse of judgement! AND Prepare yourself for KilJoy Rewrites II: Back In The Habit This podcast, its hosts, and Rebel Rock Radio do not claim any right over any of the songs used in this show. All rights reserved to the respective copyright owners. ===================== Tune in to Rebel Rock Radio for more excellent music: www.rrr.cat OR rrrcat.airtime.pro Follow us: Facebook - @KilJoyRewrites Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com

Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - Title Sequence! 03:37 - Are You Not Entertained? 14:14 - Her 41:57 - Spider-man: Far From Home 58:24 - An Important Announcement 01:01:47 - Patreon Breakdown 01:09:44 - End of Show Ramblings Get the extended version of episodes (but not this one because we didn't have time this week, sorry) and more by signing up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kiljoyrewrites Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites  Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Facebook - https://web.facebook.com/KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com

Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - Beginning 01:30 - Are You Not Entertained? 07:11 - Bloodshot 23:44 - Bladerunner 45:28 - Marley & Me 25:05 - Birds of Prey 51:18 - If KilJoys Rewrote: The Continuing Adventures of Arnold & Steve 58:13 - Recap 01:05:16 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Get the extended version of this episode and more by signing up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kiljoyrewrites Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites  Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Facebook - https://web.facebook.com/KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com

Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - It All Starts Here 01:50 - Are You Not Entertained? 10:44 - Joker 46:59 - Eragon 01:02:14 - Madagascar 01:08:26 - Recap 01:14:26 - If KilJoys Rewrote: The Continuing Adventures of Arnold & Steve 01:19:30 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Get the extended version of this episode and more by signing up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kiljoyrewrites Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites  Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Facebook - https://web.facebook.com/KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com

Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - The Start! 02:22 - Are You Not Entertained? 06:17 - The Bee Movie 10:41 - The Notebook Saga 13:21 - The Bee Movie (Continued) 25:05 - Birds of Prey 42:17 - Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewald 58:13 - If KilJoys Rewrote… 01:01:29 - Recap 01:09:18 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Get the extended version of this episode and more by signing up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kiljoyrewrites Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites  Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Facebook - https://web.facebook.com/KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com

Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - Here We Go Again! 01:46 - Are You Not Entertained? 13:30 - VaN Rants 24:28 - The Old Guard 42:16 - Toy Story 59:40 - Recap 01:06:03 - GREAT NEWS! 01:08:04 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Get the extended version of this episode and more by signing up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/kiljoyrewrites Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites  Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Facebook - https://web.facebook.com/KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com

Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - BONUS! 00:46 - Gambit 26:23 - Recap of Gambit 33:09 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites  Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Facebook - https://web.facebook.com/KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com

Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - And The Shoosting Begins… 01:15 - Are You Not Entertained? 05:34 - Academic Texts Suck! 07:22 - Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga 19:34 - Daniël’s Pain 22:22 - X-Men Origins: Wolverine 48:30 - VaN Gets To Be Smart 01:04:55 - If KilJoys Rewrote… 01:10:41 - Recap 01:24:33 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites  Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Facebook - https://web.facebook.com/KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com

Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - And So It Begins… 00:55 - Are You Not Entertained? 05:30 - Pet Sematary 18:18 - The Croods 34:29 - Top Gun 45:11 - Recap 53:05 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites  Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Facebook - https://web.facebook.com/KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com

Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - Start (It’s cold!) 01:32 - Are You Not Entertained? 09:28 - Artemis Fowl 39:25 - The Nightmare Before Christmas 50:22 - Home Alone 01:03:27 - Recap 01:15:42 - If Kiljoys Rewrote… 01:16:20 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites  Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Facebook - https://web.facebook.com/KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com

Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - It’s Episode TEN! 01:21 - Are You Not Entertained? 03:08 - Broken Chair 03:42 - Invisible Man 21:56 - Jurassic World 36:42 - E.T. 46:01 - Recap 54:03 - The End of This Ridiculousness 55:27 - If Kiljoys Rewrote… 57:49 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites  Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Facebook - https://web.facebook.com/KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com

Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - It Begins 01:17 - Are You Not Entertained? 10:03 - Onward 30:56 - The Breakfast Club 48:18 - Lucy 56:07 - Recap 01:03:48 - If Kiljoys Rewrote… 01:06:28 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites  Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Facebook - https://web.facebook.com/KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com

Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - It Begins 01:26 - Are You Not Entertained? 06:06 - Justice League Dark: Apokolips War 16:50 - Monsters Inc. 34:10 - Recap 46:37 - What Do You Think The Story Was? (SPOILERS for Journey) 55:11 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Follow us:  Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites  Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites  Facebook - https://web.facebook.com/KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com

Here's the order of destruction: 00:00 - Theme Song! 00:15 - Explanations from Lock-down. 01:58 - Finding Nemo 24:31 - Are You Not Entertained? 30:12 - End of Show Ramblings 31:22 - Radio KJR ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com

Here's the order of destruction: 00:00 - A Message From VaN 01:00 - Are You Not Entertained? 02:25 - The Show Begins! 03:30 - Brightburn 18:13 - Minions 36:55 - Scott Pilgrim VS The World 47:27 - Summary Time! 01:00:20 - End Of Show Ramblings 01:02:01 - Another Message From VaN ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com

Today we have our first ever guest, Carmen! Here's the order of destruction: 00:00 - The Beginning 02:17 - Are You Not Entertained? 08:42 - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 35:00 - High School Musical  46:35 - Titanic 01:00:20 - Recap and Choose 01:08:23 - Mail Time! ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com

Today we destroy: Detective Pikachu Watchmen Batman v Superman ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com

Today we destroy: Inside Out Suicide Squad IRobot =====================  Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com

Today we destroy: Spider-man Homecoming Pocahontas The Great Gatsby ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com

Today we destroy: Zombieland Jaws Back to the Future ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Email - kiljoyrewritespod@gmail.com