KMBP Kiss My Boner Podcast

Welp, the time has come to say goodbye to everyone! If you don't already know KMBP is on permanent hiatus and we ain't gonna be doing any more shows. My brother wants to pursue his personal stuff, and I wanna just do my American Curmudgeon podcast on my own...no worries, we hang out all the time! Also, I'm ending the audio version of the podcast as I don't want to pay money to have it distributed anymore. It's just business - not personal. If you want to keep watching American Curmudgeon, find me on YouTube, BitChute, and Rumble. And, please go to the official website http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/ for my daily blog and new merch!  That's it, and thanks for listening to KMBP for the last three years and hope to see you on my American Curmudgeon YouTube channel!

We are in the middle of the weirdest culture war ever to be fought in the modern age, and men are being targeted...to be specific, REAL ALPHA MALES. We need men to build the world, to fix things, to protect the children and women, and to keep their composure when life gets hectic. Can you say that about YOURSELF?  VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog :  http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/ SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Is the world gayer than it ever was before? What kind of real man drinks Bud Light? Does society need offensive cartoons again? What would Paul Lynde think of all this nonsense?? VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog :  http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/ SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Make no mistake - this indictment of Donald Trump is a total politically-motivated sham and designed to distract the American public from a myriad of injustices and scandals the rich elite are trying to hide. Don't be a fool and believe this crap in NYC. VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog :  http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/ SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

In yet another example that we are living in a Bizarro world, everyone's favorite transwoman Dylan Mulvaney is now the face of Bud Light. Will it make men drink more crappy American beer? I'll take that bet.  VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog :  http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/ SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Welp, it's Sunday and you know what that means : that's right, it's this week's used CD haul for Decentralization Sunday! We've got Sammy Hagar, Tom Tom Club, Paul Weller, Helmet, Spacehog, Roxy Music, XTC, and so much more - even bonus DVD & VHS!  VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog :  http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/ SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

It's yet ANOTHER crappy overcast rainy day here in southern Michigan, my sinuses are draining all over myself, and I watched the old 1970's cop comedy show " Barney Miller " the other day.....and found my old SONY microcassette recorder!  VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog :  http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/ SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Welp, I watched the 1981 David Cronenberg horror movie " SCANNERS " last night and I enjoyed it. It was cheesy as hell, but the effects were pretty cool.  VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog :  http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/ SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

The worst things in the world seem to happen to children and no one gives a crap about them. Why? Because the narrative is more important.  VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog :  http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/ SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

I've been gone for a little while and unfortunately, I'm still SICK. I also have some good news, some kinda bad news, and some news news.  VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog :  http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/ SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

It's a KMBP solo show done at The American Curmudgeon compound! Al Davis is still on vacation, so John covers the following topics : I got kicked out of a Chinese restaurant, I watched the movie " Jackass Forever ", my top 10 list of the best drinking movies & DVDs, what cartoons I can tolerate, the best grunge bands from the 90s, and we ask ChatGPT all of the important questions. SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP!  Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net

Everything is crazy and insane and expensive and out of control in this world, but yeah - let's get all riled up about trans rights, drag queen story hour or Trump getting arrested...sure, let's DO THAT.  VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog :  http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/ SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Welp, it's Tuesday and I'm a little hungover - so let's go through all of the stuff I've saved on my phone from Instagram and laugh at the stupid people, shall we?  VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog :  http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/ SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

I believe in absolute free speech. Not some, not unless, I mean ABSOLUTELY. If it's not everything, it's nothing. Let me tell you all the reasons why I think this is the right way to live.  VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog :  http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/ SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

I started out this morning in a decent mood, if not a little hungover, but then I went on social media and had to delete someone. I find people to be exhausting. Subscribe to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON videos and rants. Also, check out my daily blog ( and NEW trucker hat! ) at my website : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com

I hate Jimmy Kimmel. He's a smug entitled arrogant mouthpiece for the democrat rich elite and a complete sell-out. He isn't funny. He isn't informed. He isn't trustworthy. He's a waste of time and I hate that I have to talk about him....but I do.  VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog :  http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/ SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

I'm back and it's Sunday....and you know what that means, right? DECENTRALIZATION! I'll show you and comment on this week's used CD haul and there's an added book included - watch and find out the deets! VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog :  http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/ SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

BOOM!! The NEW American Curmudgeon trucker hats are on sale NOW on our website and I have more news to tell you all about.  VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog :  http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/ SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Why does Stephen Colbert care so much about Tucker Carlson showing the January 6th footage and why does the mainstream media want to stop the rest of us from seeing it so bad?  VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog :  http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/ SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Shout out to the ladies...it's International Women's Day! This week, our co-host for this week Eddie P and The American Curmudgeon yammer on while doing shots about : butt sex, sexual positions, drugs, fat girls, 80's movies, Detroit, and so much more. Barney Vellicose calls in and we also have an amazing " What's in the Bag? " segment....we also debut our new KMBP trucker hat available now on our website! SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP!  Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net