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My critics accuse me of being an unserious comedian who is light on policy. So, today, in the last video segment of 2019, I propose several constitutional amendments empowering me to decide who lives and who dies — ya’ know — for the holidays! MarkWhitney.com Email Facebook Twitter Reddit LinkedIn

Today, civil libertarian candidate for President, defines stupid. Special guest appearance by committed listener Andrew Asnes, and Joke of the Nite goes to Andy Haynes. Email Facebook Twitter Reddit LinkedIn

Today, civil libertarian candidate for President, Mark Whitney, explains what Aaron Sorkin, who wrote “The Social Network” has in common with the Commissioners Of Citrus County, Florida who do not want the New York Times in their county. MarkWhitney.com Email Facebook Twitter Reddit LinkedIn

NEW · Puritan Mike Pence Democrats Killed Katie Hill & Al Franken · Today, civil libertarian for President, Mark Whitney, says Katie Hill is a victim of a sick system because who you sleep with is none of anybody’s business. Plus, a better than average Joke Of The Nite! MarkWhitney.com · #KeepBanging Email Facebook Twitter Reddit LinkedIn

Bill Maher & Stephen Colbert turn on Democrats and civil libertarian candidate for President, Mark Whitney says he would sign a Federal law allowing NCAA-regulated athletes to be paid. Email Facebook Twitter Reddit LinkedIn

The principle that makes the United States the best place to be an entrepreneur or artist is that the First Amendment forbids censorship, so you are free to #KeepBanging until you get is right. Today, civil libertarian candidate for President, Mark Whitney, hilariously explains why Donald Trump, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Kamala Harris, and the United Kingdom are all anti-democracy when it comes to the free speech. MarkWhitney.com · #ThePeopleArePurple Email Facebook Twitter Reddit LinkedIn

Today, civil libertarian candidate for President, Mark Whitney, hilariously puts the spotlight on a recent bipartisan example of Congress acting at peak inefficiency and precisely as as intended! #ThePeopleArePurple · MarkWhitney.com Email Facebook Twitter Reddit LinkedIn

When Seth Meyers feels “uncomfortable” talking about race — even for good reasons — he regularly leans on a black writer for support. Civil libertarian candidate for President, Mark Whitney, says white people need to do better. #ThePeopleArePurple · MarkWhitney.com Email Facebook Twitter Reddit LinkedIn

Sean Penn tells Jimmy Kimmel he is ready for a comedian to be President! As luck would have it, Mark Whitney, IS a comedian AND a candidate for President. What could go wrong?or President. What could go wrong? Email Facebook Twitter Reddit LinkedIn

Today, civil libertarian candidate for President, Mark Whitney, explains what Party Bosses do to presidential candidates who dare to operate outside the established system and why Bill Maher is wrong when he says, “We will never get Trump out of there if he loses.” Email Facebook Twitter Reddit LinkedIn

Crystal Mason is looking at five years in state prison for voting. Everybody knows that the President of the United States is authorized to make a Federal crime go away. Today, civil libertarian for President, Mark Whitney explains how as President, with the stroke of a pen, he will ensure Crystal will walks away from her state crime of voting while black. Email Facebook Twitter Reddit LinkedIn

“LOOK CLOSELY INTO YOUR PHONE · LOOK AT ME · BLONDE HAIR, BLUE EYES AND NOT GUILTY SKIN PIGMENTATION · I HAVE THE RUN OF THE COUNTRY · I CAN ATTEND A TRUMP RALLY WITHOUT FEAR. WHAT FUNDAMENTAL PRINCIPLE OF CIVIC LIFE IS AT STAKE WHEN MARK WHITNEY HAS THE RUN OF THE COUNTRY AND ILHAN OMAR DOES NOT?” [SCIRIPT] Email Facebook Twitter Reddit LinkedIn

“Want to know a fun parlor game? Next time you’re chatting it up with your friends at a dinner party, say: “Been talking to my friends. Can’t get a consensus. Maybe you can help,Mary. What should the consequences be for free speech?'” It’s idiot bait. Enjoy! [SCRIPT] Email Facebook Twitter Reddit LinkedIn

“Coat Hanger States: Where the politicians are born feet first!” [SCRIPT] Email Facebook Twitter Reddit LinkedIn

“Open your Bible to the Book Of Episiotomy: Jesus sayeth unto the Fallopians, ‘Let she who is without child worketh two shifts a day with no dental!'” [SCRIPT] Email Facebook Twitter Reddit LinkedIn

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“Nothing unites people who never say: Private companies can do whatever they want” like censorship they agree with. [SCRIPT]  Late Nite Last Week · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The Late Show, Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show, Seth Meyers, Late Night with Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Trevor Noah, The Daily Show, Conan O’Brien, Jim Jefferies, 2020 Presidential Election, Best Of Late Night Comedy, Late Night Comedy Podcast, Political Jokes, Political Humor, Political Satire, Mark Whitney, Donald Trump, 2020 Presidential Election, Political Analysis Email Facebook Twitter Reddit LinkedIn