Liquor License

We are not in the playoffs and we haven't watched the Thunder. Climate change is real and doesn't matter. The Bum Barter System. Paul Dano is not weak sauce and Chalamet being a rapper is wack. Kids being the biggest impact on life. Xmas talk and Santa photos. The New Orleans area black Santa of lore.

Brandon listens to the gold show so that you don't have to. People being married; sometimes it doesn't work. Mr Belvedere and Rush Hour 4. Do we have a love quota? Our Thanksgivings and Black Friday thoughts. (The f word for gay people) tags of Depew middle school. Live your life in black and white.

We celebrate Credere's 500th episode!!! That's 500 hours of his rich, sexy voice for those asses. Wack wrestler names including Akeem, Superfly and Jimmy Graffitti. Get the poison out gummies really helped Brandon figure his shit out. The Capital One bank guy sucks, a look into tv personalities and how they got there. Don't ever think you can out Dr Teals this crew, we're up on limited editions.

Behind the scenes of the podcast: no sponsors, no Cash App, and apparently no song of the week. We watched a lot of famous entertainer documentaries. Brandon doesn't like r&b harmonizing groups which makes Credere weep (in his soul). K7 was wack, Chop making something of himself, and illegal night moves.

We come through on our promises: super fan Paulie is getting his signed cards sent out. Who you surround yourself with is important. Crederes guide to being a man. Mid season NFL talk. Grown men and cereal, with AG1 endorsement.

Credere explains the Cash Money vs No Limit rap battle that happened. Also the history of NoLa hip hop. Hip hop in general is discussed as a genre. Brandon wants sub genres because he's a completist. Weapons review vs the other "must see" films of the year. That community feeling does exist in LA just in minority pockets. Brandon has an impasse on his hat and sneaker collections. Enjoy this globally and thanks for listening.

How a story about a golf and quincera Saturday turns into a life lesson about perspective and self esteem: well that sums up why you listen. Happy Halloween peeps. Brandon wore a DOORAG like Dan Cortez, a lot of Brandon the wiggor talk. Should Bob wear earrings, Credere did in college. Least and favorite customers. The adult children that encompass the majority of Los Angeles, with impossible dreams and unattaianable goals.    

We have a major issue with Apple but are not doing anything about it. Numerous times in this podcast we reference how nobody really does anything any more; all talk. Urban Wear segment.  Poor kids, mowing the lawn, and gin bumpy face. Nobody outside of the northeast knows what a goddamn gourd is. Thanks for the downloads.    

Brandon has been obsessed with Common for years and his album Be. Dunbars number discussion about how many people can you really be friends with. Neither of us want gay sex. Interesting facts about the film Drive that again was something Brandon was obsessed with. We open up packs of cards from the 90s (would’ve been great video but we keep the audio action packed).    

Autocorrect and updating your iPhone: Credere says it’s not worth it. R.I.P. Jane Goodall and Mark Sanchez career after the stabbing. Quick LL sports. Brandon’s baby has a dj table that plays the most catchy bop (it’s played through bad audio on the show). Urgent care. One Battle After Another review, one sided for now.    

            Enough with AI fantasy football recaps. Real nostalgic on this episode as we discuss broom ball, garbage pickup before bins and coaching. Imaginarium: the Festival of Lights event that family Brandon went to and thoroughly enjoyed. We finally both watch a cutter movie and review it, holy shit.

Well the LA lowlifes have now ruined another needed part of life: tire gauges. People who try to get you to understand their dog’s routine are annoying and compromise most of LA dog owners. Quince talk, should be the name of the show with the amount of quinceaneras Brandon has to go to but this one was at the hotel Vacation was filmed at. Mexican achy breaky heart and the pitufos. Road Trip! The horse from IKEA. A product all homeless need, could have the worst name ever to describe the product. 

The Crawford-Canelo fight and what the future of boxing is. Max Kellerman minute. We mentioned about 7 films you should watch. Harvey Keitel is 86, he is this week’s Hollywood Hall of Famer (seems to be a reoccurring bit). Vice Guy Eddie (Brandon) but good isn’t one. Where is America going, we take a stab at it. Social media ruining the country and a simple way to get social media out of your face    

Brandon had to do this episode while holding his baby, so apologies upfront. Summer colds suck and the 80's were the worst for cars. The Bills epic win, start of NFL season. New tv, dinner at Chilis, Black Angus and interracial marriage laws. We cover a lot but then hit you with reviews of Gilded Age, Invasion, Legend of Ochi, and Credere watches a suggestion two years later. Save your money and the buzz ball dwarf.    

In finishing last episode Brandon watches 40 year old virgin and they finish that episodes-long conversation (finally). Sydney Sweeney, Cracker Barrel and Caitlyn Clark are all hot topics, why? What’s really being hidden? The history of Epsom salts, as always fascinating stuff amigos.

Welcome to our favorite time of the year. Kick back as we get you ready for the NFL season by breaking down division winners, playoff predictions and who takes the Lombardi home. We also give our picks for the leagues individual awards. LL sports never disappoints, so bet big if that's your vice cuz LL's got you covered like a Bills blanket at the Super Bowl in Santa Clara, Shoutout Marv Levy.

Brandon has “Newsom hair” and hates it. Scratcher tickets now have NFL teams on them, just not the ones you want. Testerup app is kinda bullshit. Defending 40 year old virgin as best comedy of the past 25 years. We then do a list of best comedies prior to 2000. Some Bills talk and some of that. 

Credere becomes a godfather again but it was presented much differently this time. Black movie breakdown. WASSUP (weird animal segment): how Chameleons change colors, it’s way weirder than you think. Also, side note we were a little baked so the science behind the conversation may not be 100%. LA praise and cons: fix the sidewalks, hot guys make Brandon insecure and he’s surrounded by them, and Lake Balboa 20 years later. Chance the drunk and Cliff Collins connection. Completionism: is a new self diagnosis Brandon has given himself which leads to many of his faults. Enjoy.    

We give everyone a preview of the upcoming LL Sports NFL season breakdown (but we realize it and save it). Hard Knocks, Billions and The Good House were watched and reviewed. Freaky Tales teaser for next week, the movie not actual freaky tales. Dan Q Landscaping and a vhs tape: of a sub genre of film from 1987-1993 dubbed Island Comedies (yes we made that up). We Landed on the Moon! And are planning on putting a nuclear reactor there?! What! Brandon has a sneaker section in his phone with you guessed it pictures of his sneakers, wish that was a joke.    

Shout out to Marv Levy being 100, some Bills talk, some LL sports (shit happens). Quarterbacks on Netflix really picked some duds. Happy Gilmore 2 review and entire plot reveal. Drinking minute: malt liquor is out of control. Baby stuff does not laugh. Porn, Sirius radio, Van Nuys golf and alcoholism all tie this one together.