LowTea

This week we dream up ways to kill yourself at sea world and we even get Shamoo involved. Thanks for listening chum.

Don't join the Klan, instead join us on Patreon for 4 exclusive episodes and a laminated copy of Seths social security card. www.patreon.com/LowTeaPodcast Thanks for being here Chum.

This week we talk about coping with humor, we run through an alcoholics checklist, and we cosplay philanthropists. Thanks for being here.

They hate to see an N-word win, ain't that the truth. Full episodes are on Patreon for $5 at www.patreon.com/LowTeaPodcast  Thanks for being here Chum.

I swear we didn't do coke before this recording the energy was just to bountiful, listen to it on .75 speed if you have to. We talk about how fail army is living proof they hate to see an N-word win, how Kendrick sounds like a stick bug and Drake speed dates at nurseries, and we dream up an animated series we may or may not work together on. Thanks for being here chum.

I uploaded the wrong episode this morning to the feed in a dreary haze. This is the right one where we break down the socioeconomics of taquitos, come to the conclusion that lesbians look Australian, and Seth runs through his celebrity voicemails on air. Thanks for being here chum. www.patreon.com/lowteapodcast

Going to upload a 5-10 minute chunk of each Patreon episode to the main feed here each week to seduce you into joining us over on www.patreon.com/LowTeaPodcast  It's where all the foul and inevitably more funny episodes we do will end up and it's only $5 a month for 4 extra episodes. Thanks for being here Chum.

Seth bought a fridge that was used as a casket, we both agree that rape is uncool, and we reminisce about our sexual excursions with older women, thanks for being here chum. We released this Patreon episode in an attempt to seduce you into signing up, open your wallets or lock your doors:  www.patreon.com/LowTeaPodcast 

We are back with a juvenile episode we recorded off-grid deep in Joshua Tree with a soothing back drop of crickets and a crackling fire. Thanks for being here chum.

On this weeks episode, our good pal Kardell joins us for some interracial levity, thanks for listening chum.

On this weeks episode we dream up a whites-only assisted suicide theme park, thanks for listening chum!

On this episode we lay the foundation for the brass tacks movement, join or die, thanks for being here chum!

On this episode we daydream about courtship with Miss Frizzle from the magic school bus, thanks for being here chum!

On this episode we invent a human sized microwave to get your covid chip exploded in the mall, thanks for listening chum!

On this episode we discover the venn diagram of Biden's diet and agenda, thanks for listening chum! 

We recorded a full hour and it sucked so we deleted it and started over, we get into old people involuntarily becoming non-binary as they age, Russian bots ruining our doom scrolling, and have a light debate about the inner workings of our friendship. Thanks for listening, appreciate yuh.

On this episode we target both sides of the presidential campaign for profit, we look back on mask culture, and chit chat on about 1,317 other topics. Thanks for listening, appreciate you.

On this episode we discuss getting cucked by your Chiropractor, Ms. Frizzle being a low-key freak, how objectively useless facials are, and we theoretically time travel to test our moral fortitude. Thanks for listening, appreciate you.

In this unsavory episode we talk about handicapped bathroom etiquette, Cubans, being bilingual, and flight simulators. Thanks for listening, appreciate you.

This episode the illustrious Joey Lafleur stopped in for a chat about his loving supportive family (in front of 2 guys from broken homes), his aspirations to be a professional online poker player, and about 1,500 other topics. Thanks for listening, appreciate yuh!