Lucid Or Bust: The quest for a lucid dream

In which your host, Prodigal D, tries to grok some dream music, tries to herd some dream cats, and tries to DEILD like a Siberian oneironaut.

In which your host, Prodigal D, steals a dream skateboard, takes the Cal-Z tea challenge, and attempts to deconstruct the myth of lucid dreaming.

In which your host, Prodigal D, decides to give Galantamine a second try, gets yanked out of her body by an invisible sumo wrestler, and finally has a lucid dream!

In which your host, Prodigal D, falls down the Internet rabbit hole, tries to evict the elephant in the dream journal, and attempts to hack her brain with a piece of candy and a bottle of cheap perfume.

In which your host, Prodigal D, reveals the curse inside her brain, shows you how to get the best cup of coffee of your life, and confesses the real reason she wants to have a lucid dream. (Hint: It's not enlightenment)

In which your host, Prodigal D, finds her perfect audience, gushes over Stephen Laberge and Patricia Garfield, and confides how long she's been trying to have a lucid dream.