Midnight Sunburn

This week Jenna & Kat go to prom! Turns out it’s more cafeteria than gazebo but whatever. They invent a new type of restaurant while Edward is finally the appropriate level of sad and horny. Also there’s a lot of piss jokes. Again. Stay tuned for our wrap up episodes! Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat get all armchair expert up in this hospital room. They analyze everything from why Edward is such a dirty little liar to why Edward is such a dirty little liar. Meanwhile Edward is still sad and still a dirty little liar. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat are very emotional about very silly things. Renee hate is officially made canon and James has a no good very bad video shoot. Edward is brooding and horny.   Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat pivot into true crime podcasting thanks to Alice. Make sure to stick around to the end to get an exclusive glimpse of the ‘after show’. It’s not worth it. Edward is sad, horny, and doesn’t have a headache. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat spend most of the chapter complaining about Stephanie Meyer’s writing. You knew we’d get here eventually, we knew we’d get here eventually, it was simply a matter of time. Edward is sad and horny and doesn’t monologue enough Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat are fast and furiously racing to the end of our story!! They watch in horror as Emmett definitely doesn’t kill a bunch of people and in even more horror as Edward remembers the Volturi exist. Jenna also shares her favorite conspiracy theory. Edward is sad, horny, and in a hoodie. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

Join Jenna & Kat on a high octane action packed chapter! There’s platforming, puzzles, and most surprisingly of all a new found respect for K Stew. Also Esme calls to tell us about her day. Edward is sad and horny for all these planes, trains and automobiles. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat are back and ready for a new year where all the Cullens act like they’re in an 80’s movie. We learn about Edward’s favorite spot in Bella’s car and Jasper’s surprising new backstory. Edward is sad and horny about the Charlie Fight (tm) Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat go off script and it feels SO GOOD! They joke about vore more often than they realize and find Jasper incredibly boring for some reason. Kat is increasingly nostalgic for Mike Newton. Edward is toe tappingly horny.  Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat aren’t eating anything and they’re so happy about it! They discuss lemonade caps, vampire slapstick and an upsetting amount of baseball. Edward is sad and horny but that doesn’t stop him from dancing. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat spend the first part of the episode taste testing the candy corn Thanksgiving dinner set and content warning: it’s terrible. There’s mouth sounds, but it’s funny don’t worry. There’s also some Midnight Sun content, or something? Edward is happy and horny, like Jasper apparently. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat are silly and they know it. They learn more about vampire anatomy than anyone ever thought possible, and that’s surprisingly not a dick joke. They also do their best Austin Powers impressions, again. Edward is happy, horny, and disappointed in them. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat take a leisurely drive home from the meadow situation and discuss lemonade cap evacuations, character backstories and whether or not god made vampires. Edward is finally happy AND horny - but not horny enough for Jenna... Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat literally can not handle the meadow situation. We can’t. After all this time...It’s here, it’s happening and there are at least 24 pages devoted to his emotions. Edward is horny, sad, and sparkles in a way we can finally understand. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat have standing desk energy! It’s election night and we deserve a little meadow, as a treat. Edward is still sad and horny but now he’s wearing a sleeveless button down shirt. Apparently. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat prepare their bodies for ‘Sparkle Crisis 2005’, which is totally not a metaphor for election night. Daddy Carlisle is here and surprise he’s actually William Dafoe from the Lighthouse. Edward is still sad, scared, and (s)horny.   Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat discuss the micro-managed sex lives of Alice and Jasper, prepare their bodies for the meadow situation and present their newest monstrosity: the Midnight Sunburn Fanmix. And don’t worry, it’s totally got ‘Faith’ by Fred Durst.   Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna & Kat learn EVERYTHING about Bella’s favorite intellectual properties! Jenna reveals she is a literal monster - but don’t worry, she’s doing it all for the ****. Edward is still horny but less sad about it. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna and Kat are sitting on the floor which can only mean one thing: another weird episode! They try to recount a rather boring chapter and contemplate the pros and cons of cold meat. Edward is more horny than sad. Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn

This week Jenna and Kat listen in as Edward listens in to everyone’s thoughts about Bella. They theorize on the lemonade cap’s final resting place and address the Lanny in the room.  Follow us on Instagram @midnightsunburnpod and Twitter @midnightsunburn